User:Sexcopter/Sandbox

/soc/
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/soc/ - Social
Founded 2011 IRL manager Sexcopter (tripped on /vg/) !vwrTOfHmMw Team colors Chat color FDB73B  ???? Ranking 29 Highest rank ??? (???) Lowest rank ??? (???) Top scorer ??? (???) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /soc/ - Social Nickname ????
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem I Want You To Want me Goal horn Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Kits

One of the lowest ranking teams involved in the cup, /soc/ are still struggling to lose the stigma of being a break away team from the larger /b/. The /b/army Army may be happy to see the back of the camwhores and sluts allowing them to spend more valuable time beating dead horses, but the rest of the teams still question if there is any need for the teams existance.

/soc/ took part in the the very first Summer Cup in 2011. But a poor performance saw them making an early exit without scoring a single goal. Being too hooked up in comparing each others dicks and trying desperatly to create a giant orgy that never happened, most of their chubby supporters have yet to notice that not only did they fuck up the first cup, their rating was so poor that they were not invited back to the 2012 Winter Cup Meet Up.

A small vocal group of /soc/ supporters led to the team has being invited to take part in the 2012 4chan Babby Cup. They finished dead last in their group, which lead to around the Summer Cup calls for a renewal in the team, which seems to be in the works. They are now aiming for the Autumn Babby Cup. With hopes of claiming the Babby Cup high, they are hoping that a return to the big tournament in the Winter will show the rest of 4chan that they do belong and can play, fight, fuck, drink and smoke with the best of them!

That is, if they can just stop circlejerking for 5 minutes to get a decent team together…

Sub

Starter

Bronze

Silver

Gold

Goalkeeper

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
#	Chubby Girls ITT	File:Chu.png	Chubby Girls are at home on /soc/, where even a 3/10 at best is considered a 10/10 at best as long as they get their tits out for the lads. Their extra mass not only makes it harder to get a ball past them, but also makes them very cuddly	—
#	Sluttiest Thing I've Ever Done		A goalkeeper with a scandalous sex life, she was always letting complete strangers get one in her net. Why she still sits on the subs bench stuns fans simply because of how much she sucks. The team managers say that's exactly why she's still on the team.	—
#	Timestamp		Words go here	—

Defense

Center Back
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
#	Alpha Male		He's sexy. He's talented. He's got a big cock. And he's not afraid to let everyone know it. Often found with his top off/pants off/all of the above. Probably doesn't actually exist.	—
#	Beta Male		Finally getting a shot at being one of the Starting 11 thanks to the even more beta Cuckold screwing up. He hopes that the game will be nice.	—
#	Cuckold		Hasn't had sex for months so is going to let out his frustration upon the other teams. Is rumoured to send his wife to the other teams’ locker room before games to 'tire them out'. He's ok with it.	—
#	Rate My Cock		A skilled defender, is ever vigilant in his attempt at chasing balls.	—
Right Back
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
#	Hook-Up		Needs to focus on the game more opposed to trying to chat up everyone in sight, male or female, to meet up after the game with promises of either a drink, a smoke, a fuck or a fight.	—
#	Contactfag		Booms up the right flank like no one else, which gives him the impression of being everywhere.	—
Left Back
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
#	Trap	File:Trap.png	The teams secret weapon in defense. Taking a page out of /d/'s playbook, no team will be ready for the shock they'll get when they reach 'her' at the back.	—
#	Camwhores		Tits or GTFO was deemed redundant as everyone already has their privates out.	—

Midfield

Defensive Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
#	Amazon Wishlist		The former star striker of /soc/ was persuaded to convert into a defensive midfielder for the new /soc/ team. He doesn't really care, as long as his list keeps being taken care of.	—
#	Booty Thread		If there's anything more popular than looking at each other’s dicks on /soc/, it's looking at each other’s arses. VERY easily distracted, a problem with admittedly most of the team suffers from.	—
Center Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
#	Crush	File:Crush.png	A very popular player with the fans, some supporters of /soc/ cheer on only him. While he himself is humble, if he fails to perform, you can be sure that fans will blame the other 10 players for it.	—
#	Vocaroo	File:Vocaroo.png	Vocaroo plays dirty and isn't afraid to brag about it. Play to win, lose if you must but ALWAYS cheat.	—
#	Find a Fuckbuddy		Every goal is a hole for this eager young player. Talented, but is too easily distracted by anyone who looks slightly 'easy' to trust as a starting player.	—
#	Tumblr		Just when you thought the team couldn't contain any more faggotry, everyone has a Tumblr page.	—
Right Midfield
#	CircleJerker #2		A talkative midfielder who in his humbler opinion, considers CirckeJerker #1 to be the best player in the world.	—
#	Ideal Mate		Is still searching for a good partner to play up front with and assist him.	—
Left Midfield
#	CircleJerker #1		A talkative midfielder who in his humbler opinion, considers CirckeJerker #2 to be the best player in the world.	—
#	Time Line		/soc/ are proud to have watched this young player grow into a fabulous young striker, even if he went through an odd phase as a teen.	—

Offense

Second Striker
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
#	Feet	File:Feet.png	The team captain. Has one hell of a mean kick and a lot of fancy footwork. His lifelong dream is to win the Golden Boot. Why he wants it so bad? Probably best not to ask…	—
#	Sausagefest		Words go here.	—

Category:Teams