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The {{{biggest}}} thread on /vt/. One of the four casualties of /vt/'s July 3rd Massacre. Previously banished with the rest that fell that day, but have now gloriously returned to keep those chubbas fed and those tummies happy.
History
The year was 2022. The month, July. VTL3 was just around the corner and you would have to look real hard to find a team more physically inept than /ag/. However, what those ladies lacked in fitness, they made up for in hunger — be it for goals and wins or just all-you-can-eat buffets.
Before they could take the field and crush the competition (quite literally), however, the whole team was pulled from the league before it even started. There were no apparent motives for that, but rumors abound. Some gossiped that the players were spiking their Gatorade with illegal substances, but the President of /ag/, known just as The Architect, assured that "all the weight gain powder we use is accepted and approved by The Collective Eldritch Isosceles." Forced to play in the minor league of /d/, the team quickly lost motivation, as well as their already diminishing fitness.
But from agony comes victory. A squad putting on (even more) weight and bursting out of their jerseys wouldn't fly on other teams, but that wasn't a negative for /ag/. For 2024, the team didn't forget their stint at /d/ but decided it was time to return to /vt/ with a bang (or an epic button pop).
"We watched and learned with the best. Brazilian, Italian, German — you know, the champions. From BBQ to pasta and all the funny-named sausages in between, the girls ate the world's cuisine while we were away. This architecture is leaving the blueprints and becoming real, day by day, pound by pound", declared The Architect, his voice shaken by what appeared to be proud tears. "I have no doubts this next league will be one for the history books."
Roster
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Official Match History
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 /vt/ League 7 |
Group Stage | /pcgen3k/ 
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4-5 | Queen of /ag/  6'YOU SHOULD FEED YOURSELF NOW 36'Ange-sama's Big Boobs? 45+0'The Architect 48', 62'
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September 7th, 2024 |
 /HiRyS/
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2-4 | Queen of /ag/ 28', 66', 87', 90+3' Hey could you Put that in a Catbox or /d/  35'
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September 13th, 2024 | ||
 /manstars/
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4-4 | The Architect 55', 68' Japan's Queen of /ag/ 82'Queen of /ag/ 85'WHERE'S THE SKEB PINK CAT 90+4'
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September 22th, 2024 | ||
| Round of 16 |  /nijiEN/
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4-5 | Queen of /ag/ 4', 12' Moco-chan has a real GUT on her 20', 35' Queen of /ag/  9', 58'
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September 28th, 2024
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| Final placement: 9th of 49 | |||||
Unofficial Match History
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 /vt/ League Unity Cup |
Exhibition Matches | /hag/ 
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X-X | 45+2' Chubba 90+1' Chubba
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July XXth, 2024 |
Exports
Aesthetic Export:
Audio Export: A big audio export for the biggest team
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