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Winners of the 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Bepsi''' {{team away|n}}
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Shia LaBeouf''' {{team away|fa}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 185cm, 80kg
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 175cm, 80kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S04|Marseille Turn}}, {{tt|S07|Heading}}, {{tt|S08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|S10|Acrobatic Finishing}}, {{tt|S12|First-time Shot}}, {{tt|S24|Track Back}}
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S18|Low Lofted Pass}}, {{tt|S22|Malicia}}, {{tt|S28|Fighting Spirit}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Target Man
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Build Up
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Divegrass can be an exhausting activity -- and when the need to just kick back from drills and practices, well, kicks in? Forget protein shakes, forget energy drinks, and forget all the rest of that gay shit -- what you really need is a fresh can of '''Bepsi'''! An /n/ mainstay, Bepsi has been on the team since Winter 2015: first as a starting CMF, and then working its way up the field -- in fact, it's now /n/'s gold striker! Aided by a peppy goalhorn and a propensity to score in the most opportune moments, this unlicensed-copyright-in-a-can has wriggled its way into the hearts of /n/ fans and ordinary viewers alike. Even if it's not the most prolific, it's certainly the most memorable -- so if you're feeling like celebrating /n/'s run to the Third Place Trophy with them, why not stop by your local WacDonalds and get a Bepsi with your fries?
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Creatures of the woods that [[:/an/]] are, even they were not prepared—for who possibly could?— to challenge the undisputed king of the food chain—actual striker '''Shia LaBeouf''' himself! Except he isn't actually a striker: he's part of /fa/'s deep line of center-back benchers. But when /fa/ gold striker Fuccboi found himself suspended in advance of a critical match to determine /fa/'s Elite Cup fate, Shia's predatory instincts awakened, a stroke of fortune not unnoticed by /fa/ management, who, seeing the potential, positioned him as their impromptu replacement forward. To be sure, it was a strategy that drew the mostly unconvinced gazes of Cup viewers—until Shia LaBeouf silenced his critics by scoring a brace to keep /fa/ afloat. Though /fa/ will, in three months, yet see [[:2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Autumn]], it was Shia's heroic effort that made their survival, for a time, a genuine possibility.
   
   
Just be careful they don't give you a Cole instead.
Or, actually, I shouldn't say heroic effort. It was probably just a normal Sunday night for Shia LaBeouf.
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Revision as of 00:10, 15 August 2018

POTW Shia LaBeouf.jpg Shia LaBeouf Fa icon.png /fa/
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Build: 175cm, 80kg
Player Skills: S18, S22, S28
Playing Style: Build Up
Creatures of the woods that /an/ are, even they were not prepared—for who possibly could?— to challenge the undisputed king of the food chain—actual striker Shia LaBeouf himself! Except he isn't actually a striker: he's part of /fa/'s deep line of center-back benchers. But when /fa/ gold striker Fuccboi found himself suspended in advance of a critical match to determine /fa/'s Elite Cup fate, Shia's predatory instincts awakened, a stroke of fortune not unnoticed by /fa/ management, who, seeing the potential, positioned him as their impromptu replacement forward. To be sure, it was a strategy that drew the mostly unconvinced gazes of Cup viewers—until Shia LaBeouf silenced his critics by scoring a brace to keep /fa/ afloat. Though /fa/ will, in three months, yet see Autumn, it was Shia's heroic effort that made their survival, for a time, a genuine possibility.

Or, actually, I shouldn't say heroic effort. It was probably just a normal Sunday night for Shia LaBeouf.

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