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(roster update for winter 19, images and kerning to be uploaded after the game)
(corrections, and mu kerning! If you knew what this was when you first saw it, congrats you're either a /gd/ fan, a /mu/ fan, or a goddamn hipster)
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| align=center| Ah yes, we had so much of that in early 2000's logo design, and now it's all gone. The timeless tradition of the glossy gradient and the layered metatextual connotations of the drop shadow. All those starving designers sleeping on the street, warming their hands by the flame of their graphic design college diplomas, forced out of work by corporate designbots with one font installed in a flat, shadowless, sans-serif dystopia.  
| align=center| Ah yes, we had so much of that in early 2000's logo design, and now it's all gone. The timeless tradition of the glossy gradient and the layered metatextual connotations of the drop shadow. All those starving designers sleeping on the street, warming their hands by the flame of their graphic design college diplomas, forced out of work by corporate designbots with one font installed in a flat, shadowless, sans-serif dystopia.  
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| align=center| This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku!
| align=center| This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku!
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| align=center| [[File:Kerning_mu.png|250px]]
| align=center| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilians_(Starfucker_album) Starfucker - Reptilians]
| align=center| {{team_away|mu}}
| align=center| I love to see you crying / So happy when you're sad...
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[[Category:Official team rosters|gd]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|gd]]

Revision as of 19:01, 16 February 2019

Main Article: /gd/

Players

Sub Starter Bronze Silver Gold

Starting Eleven

No. Position Name Picture Description
1
  GK
Untitled-1.AI AI.png I'll name it later.
4
  LB
Art And Arch ArtAndArch.png It turns out people were trying to make visually pleasing images and structures even before the 19th century. News to me but alright sure, it's welcome here.
15
  CB
Logo Redesign Logo Redesign.png Get this Bauhaus shit out of my face. Serifs are not a sin dammit.
63
  CB
Golden Ratio Golden Ratio.png Transcendent design. Emergent in nature.
Idealized and unique. Platonic.
Massive Hipster Bait.
20
  RB
Comfy Bonfire Comfy Bonfire.png Ah yes, we had so much of that in early 2000's logo design, and now it's all gone. The timeless tradition of the glossy gradient and the layered metatextual connotations of the drop shadow. All those starving designers sleeping on the street, warming their hands by the flame of their graphic design college diplomas, forced out of work by corporate designbots with one font installed in a flat, shadowless, sans-serif dystopia.
19
  DMF
Graphic Design Is My Passion XCF.png >using GIMP
14
  CMF
Rate My Logo Rate My Logo.png It's still shit, kill yourself.
10
  CMF
Helvetica Helvetica.png The most common font in the world. Swiss masterpiece.
  AMF
Minimalism Minimalism.png ...
2
  SS
Glitch Art Glitch Art.png HELVETICA TO KERNING, GLITCH ART! IT'S TWO, IT'S TWO!
11
  CF
Kerning the Kat Kerning.png The friendly graphic design advice cat that you should always listen to.

Is also Satan incarnate.

Substitutes

No. Position Name Picture Description
99
  GK
Untitled-1.JPG Untitled1jpg.png Do I look like I know what a jaypeg is? I just want a picture of a gotdang hotdog.
13
  LB
Font Share Thread Font Share Thread.png A thread where you request and share fonts.
Prominent thread on /gd/ that has been around for ages.
16
  CB
Random Album Art Thread Random Album Art Thread.png Another prominent thread where you take a random phrase and image then design it into the sickest album cover of the year.
6
  CB
>bumping /gd/ Bumping GD.png No we're not making you a logo, stop bumping your thread.
3
  RB
Cracked Cracked.png For many people if pirating photoshop wasn't an option back in the day they may not have followed their passion for graphic design. But for most people they just wanted to fuck with the filters.
$
  DMF
Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me.png Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me
Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me
Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me
9
  DMF
Dodge Tool Crack Pipe Dodge Tool Crack Pipe.png "This is the dodge tool, you use it to make a part of the image brighter. You can remember this because the icon looks like a crack pipe and crack is white"
22
  CMF
Pepsi Universe Pepsi Universe.png G R A V I T A T I O N A L
23
  CMF
Lens Flare Lens Flare.png "Lens Flare is always cool" - Kerning the Kat
5
  AMF
Read The Sticky Read The Sticky.png Welcome to /gd/.
12
  SS
V A P O R W A V E Vaporwave.png Recapture the dream of a time long past.
43
  SS
>>>/wsr/ Arr.png "Hey /gd/ could you photosho-"
No, fuck off. >>>/wsr/

Kernings

Picture Name Opposing Team Description
Kerning classic.png Kerning TBD icon.png TBD Classic Kern. Whenever /gd/ is too busy trying not to lose you'll see the one true Kerning.
Kerning sci.png Professor Kerning Sci icon.png /sci/ Giving bad advice gets a lot more high risk in a lab setting.
Kerning o.png Coning O icon.png /o/ Thinks there's nothing wrong with using cursive fonts on street signs.
Kerning jp.png 悪い助言猫 Jp icon.png /jp/ 私のホバークラフトはうなぎで満たされています
Kerning n.png Kerning On The Way Cool Rocket N icon.png /n/ Kerning Says: Standing on a jet engine is the future of transportation!
Kerning r9k.png Supreme Gentlecat Kerning R9k icon.png /r9k/ While you were being productive he was perfectly recreating the paint spraycan in photoshop.
Kerning u.png Kernbey U icon.png /u/ Working for exposure has never been a worse idea.
Kerning ck.png Kerning Presents: Portrait of the Artist in Cake Ck icon.png /ck/ This brave work was colored entirely with printer ink, will kill you if you eat it, and is worth over ten thousand dollars.
Kerning m.png GUNDAM
Pilot: Kerning
M icon.png /m/ This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku!
Kerning mu.png Starfucker - Reptilians Mu icon.png /mu/ I love to see you crying / So happy when you're sad...