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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;" | '''/pol/ – Politically Incorrect''' [[File:pol icon.png|text-top|25px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;" | '''/mu/ – Music''' [[File:mu icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ranking: 21st
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ranking: 7th
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Stormfront'''</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Doom Paul'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Hitler'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Jews'''</span>
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Jeff Mangum'''</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''MC Ride'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Talentless Hack'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''The Deak'''</span>
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Recent Form: '''W''' '''W''' '''W''' '''W''' '''W'''
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Recent Form: '''W''' '''W''' '''W''' '''W''' '''W'''
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | '''/pol/''' marched into the [[4chan Cup]] in [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spring 2012]] as part of the [[Third Founding|Founding Babbies]] with a clear mission to rid the Cup of degeneracy and restore honor and glory to the world of virtual divegrass. The Reich would demonstrate their wrath early on against [[/mlp/]] with a 4-2 win against horsefucker scum. Success would continue for /pol/ as they reached the knockout rounds for the both the Spring Babby Cup, and the following summer. Then in [[2013 4chan Winter Cup|Winter 2013]] /pol/ demonstrated that while its right hand is always closed in vengeance, its left is open with compassion, where the glorious leaders of /pol/ [[2013_4chan_Winter_Cup_knockout_stage#.2Fpol.2F_v_.2Fsp.2F|allowed /sp/ to beat them]] in the Quarter Finals just so /pol/ could [[2013_4chan_Winter_Cup_knockout_stage#Third_Place_Match|remove /cm/'s degeneracy]] in the 3rd place match. But much like the Blitzkrieg, /pol/ would be quick out the gate but fade in the stretch in [[2013 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2013]] when Jew saboteurs systematically clubbed the kneecaps of /pol/'s starting line, as well as paid off the refs, so [[2013_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_H|/pol/ saw its first relegation]] into the Babbies. Our saviors once again [[2013_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_knockout_stage#Third_Place_Match|played for 3rd place]] in [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Autumn]] against [[/hr/]], known publicists and supporters of the Führer, and allowed them to take the 3rd place title in a grade gesture of solidarity with their allies in the media. Victory was assured the next winter until Grand Leader Rowan <code>[THIS SECTION IS REDACTED]</code>. Now [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|this Spring]], /pol/ had no room for compassion in their battle-plan. They heeded no advice, burned all the books, shredded their paper trail, and ousted lewdness all by themselves, and looked damn good while doing it. Congratulations, /pol/. First the Babby Cup, then [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|Summer]], and then... The World.
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | In pre-modern warfare it wasn't the side that won the most battles, but rather the side that won the last battle who won the war. The war of the [[Elite|Elites]] is over, and the old solider '''/mu/''' stands as the lone victor, but at what cost? Before there was a threat of relegation as a member of the [[Original Sixteen]], /mu/ would find itself in the loser's bracket of the [[2011 4chan Summer Cup|first]] [[2012 4chan Winter Cup|two]] 4chan Cups. There's an old adage that there's no such thing as an atheist in the foxhole, demonstrated by a then-unmanaged /mu/ accepting Jesus Christ to survive relegation into the [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup|first Babby Cup]] only through number of goals scored. /mu/ would continue to make it into the knockouts for the next three major cups but never claim a trophy, Including an especially stinging loss in [[2013 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2013]] in the [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Final|championship game]]. All the while, familiar fellow elites like [[/fit/]] and [[/int/]] would begin to fall around them. [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2014]] has probably been the most unorthodox cup yet. While giants like [[/sp/]] and [[/a/]] fell into relegation, /mu/ embraced the strangeness to create a winning team. Their arsenal included an unusual, open formation, Talentless Hack the Golden Boot silver player, and a soundtrack by a band you probably haven't heard of; they're pretty new. Most important is their legendary goalkeeping which carried them all the way to the final, and would deny several deadly and precise shots from [[/hr/]] long enough for /mu/ to [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Final|finally claim a star of their own]]. So congratulations to /mu/! The Cup trophy is yours, but the struggle to remain Elite resumes [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|next Winter]]. Fight on, soldier.
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Revision as of 18:20, 6 August 2014

Ft mu.png /mu/ – Music Mu icon.png
Ranking: 7th
Key Players: Jeff Mangum, MC Ride, Talentless Hack, The Deak
Recent Form: W W W W W
In pre-modern warfare it wasn't the side that won the most battles, but rather the side that won the last battle who won the war. The war of the Elites is over, and the old solider /mu/ stands as the lone victor, but at what cost? Before there was a threat of relegation as a member of the Original Sixteen, /mu/ would find itself in the loser's bracket of the first two 4chan Cups. There's an old adage that there's no such thing as an atheist in the foxhole, demonstrated by a then-unmanaged /mu/ accepting Jesus Christ to survive relegation into the first Babby Cup only through number of goals scored. /mu/ would continue to make it into the knockouts for the next three major cups but never claim a trophy, Including an especially stinging loss in Summer 2013 in the championship game. All the while, familiar fellow elites like fit and int would begin to fall around them. Summer 2014 has probably been the most unorthodox cup yet. While giants like sp and a fell into relegation, /mu/ embraced the strangeness to create a winning team. Their arsenal included an unusual, open formation, Talentless Hack the Golden Boot silver player, and a soundtrack by a band you probably haven't heard of; they're pretty new. Most important is their legendary goalkeeping which carried them all the way to the final, and would deny several deadly and precise shots from hr long enough for /mu/ to finally claim a star of their own. So congratulations to /mu/! The Cup trophy is yours, but the struggle to remain Elite resumes next Winter. Fight on, soldier.