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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | In pre-modern warfare it wasn't the side that won the most battles, but rather the side that won the last battle who won the war. The war of the [[Elite|Elites]] is over, and the old solider '''/mu/''' stands as the lone victor, but at what cost? Before there was a threat of relegation as a member of the [[Original Sixteen]], /mu/ would find itself in the loser's bracket of the [[2011 4chan Summer Cup|first]] [[2012 4chan Winter Cup|two]] 4chan Cups. There's an old adage that there's no such thing as an atheist in the foxhole, demonstrated by a then-unmanaged /mu/ accepting Jesus Christ to survive relegation into the [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup|first Babby Cup]] only through number of goals scored. /mu/ would continue to make it into the knockouts for the next three major cups but never claim a trophy, Including an especially stinging loss in [[2013 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2013]] in the [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Final|championship game]]. All the while, familiar fellow elites like [[/fit/]] and [[/int/]] would begin to fall around them. [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2014]] has probably been the most unorthodox cup yet. While giants like [[/sp/]] and [[/a/]] fell into relegation, /mu/ embraced the strangeness to create a winning team. Their arsenal included an unusual, open formation, Talentless Hack the Golden Boot silver player, and a soundtrack by a band you probably haven't heard of; they're pretty new. Most important is their legendary goalkeeping which carried them all the way to the final, and would deny several deadly and precise shots from [[/hr/]] long enough for /mu/ to [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Final|finally claim a star of their own]]. So congratulations to /mu/! The Cup trophy is yours, but the struggle to remain Elite resumes [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|next Winter]]. Fight on, soldier. | | width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | In pre-modern warfare it wasn't the side that won the most battles, but rather the side that won the last battle who won the war. The war of the [[Elite|Elites]] is over, and the old solider '''/mu/''' stands as the lone victor, but at what cost? Before there was a threat of relegation as a member of the [[Original Sixteen]], /mu/ would find itself in the loser's bracket of the [[2011 4chan Summer Cup|first]] [[2012 4chan Winter Cup|two]] 4chan Cups. There's an old adage that there's no such thing as an atheist in the foxhole, demonstrated by a then-unmanaged /mu/ accepting Jesus Christ to survive relegation into the [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup|first Babby Cup]] only through number of goals scored. /mu/ would continue to make it into the knockouts for the next three major cups but never claim a trophy, Including an especially stinging loss in [[2013 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2013]] in the [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Final|championship game]]. All the while, familiar fellow elites like [[/fit/]] and [[/int/]] would begin to fall around them. [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2014]] has probably been the most unorthodox cup yet. While giants like [[/sp/]] and [[/a/]] fell into relegation, /mu/ embraced the strangeness to create a winning team. Their arsenal included an unusual, open formation, Talentless Hack the Golden Boot silver player, and a soundtrack by a band you probably haven't heard of; they're pretty new. Most important is their legendary goalkeeping which carried them all the way to the final, and would deny several deadly and precise shots from [[/hr/]] long enough for /mu/ to [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Final|finally claim a star of their own]]. So congratulations to /mu/! The Cup trophy is yours, but the struggle to remain Elite resumes [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|next Winter]]. Fight on, soldier. | ||
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/mu/ – Music 
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| Ranking: 7th | ||
| Key Players: Jeff Mangum, MC Ride, Talentless Hack, The Deak | ||
| Recent Form: W W W W W | ||
| In pre-modern warfare it wasn't the side that won the most battles, but rather the side that won the last battle who won the war. The war of the Elites is over, and the old solider /mu/ stands as the lone victor, but at what cost? Before there was a threat of relegation as a member of the Original Sixteen, /mu/ would find itself in the loser's bracket of the first two 4chan Cups. There's an old adage that there's no such thing as an atheist in the foxhole, demonstrated by a then-unmanaged /mu/ accepting Jesus Christ to survive relegation into the first Babby Cup only through number of goals scored. /mu/ would continue to make it into the knockouts for the next three major cups but never claim a trophy, Including an especially stinging loss in Summer 2013 in the championship game. All the while, familiar fellow elites like fit and int would begin to fall around them. Summer 2014 has probably been the most unorthodox cup yet. While giants like sp and a fell into relegation, /mu/ embraced the strangeness to create a winning team. Their arsenal included an unusual, open formation, Talentless Hack the Golden Boot silver player, and a soundtrack by a band you probably haven't heard of; they're pretty new. Most important is their legendary goalkeeping which carried them all the way to the final, and would deny several deadly and precise shots from hr long enough for /mu/ to finally claim a star of their own. So congratulations to /mu/! The Cup trophy is yours, but the struggle to remain Elite resumes next Winter. Fight on, soldier. | ||
| Read more... | ||