User:Skywelker

Old /vr/ manager, now kit maker with a 3-2-6 cup record.

You can try to contact me at skywelkertests@gmail.com or the thread, but I don't really look at it.

Player Statistics

Medals

Name	Matches played	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Doomguy	23	19	3	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Kacho Arino	23	9	10	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Vectrex	6	1	0	Active	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup -
Segata Sanshiro	4	1	1	Contract Expired	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
>filters	17	3	6	Active	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup, 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
7000 Skeletons	2	0	0	Demoted	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
Vile	17	1	1	Sacked	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Others

Name	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Gunpei Yokoi	-	2	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
>ebay	-	1	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Stick Straw	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup
Cockroaches	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Goalkeepers

These are cup games only, no friendlies.

Name	Matches played	Saves	Most saves	Saves/Games	Clean sheets	Conceded	Most Conceded	Conceded/Games	Status
Powerglove	10	22	6	2,2	3	17	3	1,7	Active
7000 Skeletons	4	10	4	2,5	1	10	4	2,5	Active
CRT	1	2	2	2	1	0	0	0	Moved to the outfield

Invitationals

Name	Goals scored	Assists
Doomguy	2	0
Kacho Arino	1	1
Vile	1	0
Gunpei Yokoi	0	2

/vr/ Kits

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  Airman

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  Bubsy

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  Atari 2600

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  Dreamcast Controller

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  Game Boy

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  Classic kit made by Mauled, now with fixed short sleeves

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  Famicom Controller

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  MS-DOS

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  NES kit made by Polybius

/vr/ History (WIP)

2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies

19 July, 2013  /vr/ 2 - 3 /k/  Doomguy  12', 90+' Deagle Brand Deagle  17' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  49' Zergface  58'

Manager: GoldenComrade
The team's first official match. The first half was mostly uneventful after /vr/ took an early lead and dictated the pace of the game. In the last minutes of the first half, the unthinkable happened. An off-target /k/ shot bounced off of the crossbar and hit Powerglove in the back and rolled in for a goal for /k/, tying the game 1-1 at the half, /vr/ with many shots and /k/ with 1 shot total and 0 on-target. It all went to hell in the second half where shots kept being saved by StoppanPower while Powerglove let in 2 more. In the dying minutes of the game, Doomguy managed to get a consolation goal, making the game end in a 3-2 loss. Fortunately, all recordings of this shameful display have been lost when Hashd.tv went down.

21 July, 2013  /vr/ 2 - 3 /vp/  Kacho Arino  22' Doomguy  67' Relentless Fletchling  12', 33' No Moves  40'

Manager: GoldenComrade
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies

29 September, 2013  /vr/ 4 - 2 /3/  >filters  10' Doomguy  22', 86' Kacho Arino  87' >Blender  8', 90+'

Manager: Skywelker
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6 October, 2013  /vr/ 2 - 3 /out/  Doomguy  45+', 63' Smokey the Bear  48' Urbex  61' Ranger Smith  66'

Manager: Skywelker
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers

25 October, 2013  /vr/ 6 - 0 /diy/  >filters  9' Kacho Arino  20', 58' Doomguy  27', 39', 54'

Manager: Skywelker
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25 October, 2013  /vr/ 0 - 0 /gd/

Manager: Skywelker
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26 October, 2013  /vr/ 1 - 3 /e/  Doomguy  7' Yoko Littner  8', 18', 71'

Manager: Skywelker
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26 October, 2013  /vr/ 2 - 0 /ic/  Kacho Arino  4' Doomguy  41'

Manager: Skywelker
This game was the team's first do or die moment. Either beat a not live managed (as a donkey ate the internet cables in the /ic/ manager's village), but nonetheless dangerous team and secure your place in the Babby Cup or face failure. The team prepared with a slight change to the formation, putting in one more defender than usual. This worked out well, as the /ic/ shots were all from bad angles or weak due to the tight defense and the offense was enough to score 2 on /ic/ in the first half without reply. The second half was a lot more quiet with no goals scored by either team. Then the whistle was blown and /vr/ not only won a match, but a ticket to the Autumn Babby.

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

16 November, 2013  /vr/ 2 - 2 /tg/  Doomguy  13', 69' Creed  5', 43'

Manager: Skywelker
The first game in a real cup against former elites /tg/, who fell from grace in the previous Summer Cup. The outcome of the game was never a question if the /vr/ defense could stop Doomrider, but rather if Doomguy could keep up with Creed's pace and genius. /tg/ took an unexpected early lead only 5 minutes in, but Doomguy quickly tied it up. In the last few minutes of the first half /tg/ was able to make the game 2-1. Even though the /tg/ defense was on their game, Doomguy had tricks of his own and took a long range shot in the cover of the tallest /vr/ player, Stick Straw, which caught the /tg/ keeper off-guard, tying the game once again.

22 November, 2013  /vr/ 3 - 0 /cm/  Kacho Arino  18' Doomguy  42', 83'

Manager: Skywelker
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24 November, 2013  /vr/ 2 - 3 /sci/  Doomguy  62', 78' Richard Feynman  5' Bill Nye  54' Nikola Tesla  67'

Manager: Skywelker
The last game in the group stage, /sci/ opened with an all-out-attack set of tactics, as anything short of a win by 3 would have had them relegated. /sci/ took the lead very early in the game after cutting into the box and sneaky pass. After many failed attempts to equalize the, the first half ended with /vr/ having many shots, but none of them target, /sci/ with a few, but deadly strikes. Early in the second half, /sci/ scored yet again from a fast run past the defenders and hope seemed to fade away when in the 62nd minute, something fantastic happened. A pass from Arino chipped an opposing defender and was about to roll out of bounds when Doomguy, inches before the ball would have left the pitch, put the ball between the post and two confused /sci/ players, scoring a goal, then literally RIPPING AND TEARING through the net. Even though /sci/ quickly scored a third, hope was renewed and /vr/ went on a relentless march. >filters who has been keeping the midfield in check all game long put in great effort to take the ball up the wing, cut in and give an assist to a Doomguy who was deep in the box, waiting for an opportunity to score his second goal of the game. Although /vr/ lost, with this last goal the team topped the group and sent /sci/ to the bottom of it.

30 November, 2013  /vr/ 1 - 3 /lgbt/  Kacho Arino  41' Alfred Kinsey  28', 73' Slutty Bisexual  38'

Manager: Skywelker
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For the Kit Page (WIP)

Outfield Kits

Image	Description
	Player: Doomguy A kit we like to call "Classic" because it has been used for a very long time.
	Player: Vectrex A kit inspired by the NES.
	Player: Kacho Arino With the Famicom controller kit, our players are sure to control the flow of the game.
	Player: Greedy Reseller A kit that was made to look like an Atari 2600.

Goalkeeper Kits

Image	Description
	Player: Powerglove Another classic kit, Space Invaders.
	Player: 7000 Skeletons Our hope is that the opposition won't be able to defeat the goalkeeper wearing this kit.
	Player: Powerglove The Gameboy was a huge success back in it's time. Hopefully our goalkeepers will be just as successful.
	Player: Bubsy What could possibly go wrong?