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/tv/

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/tv/ - Television & Film

Founded

August 2011

Manager

Christopher Nolan

Owner

Green Oval

IRL manager

Suule !!/bQ+kfA6ObJ

Team colors

Chat color

00FF88
OvalGreen

Ranking

51 (

15)

Highest rank

4 (August 16, 2015)

Lowest rank

53 (February 2, 2020
April 12, 2020)

Top scorer

Real Human Being (59)

Top assister

FOR YOU (33)

Captain

SHEEV

Website

/tv/ - Television & Film

Nickname

fa/tv/irgins

Home ground

CIA Meemorial Stadium

Historic performance

51	20	49			120				42.5%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
232	211	+21

Biggest win
/int/	1–7	/tv/
August 5, 2018

Biggest defeat
/po/	5–0	/tv/
August 16, 2013

First match
/tv/	3–1	/adv/
6 August 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	12 (First in Summer 2011)
Best result	8th, Summer 2015
Babby Cup
Appearances	10 (First in Autumn 2012)
Best result	Winner, Spring 2015

Team music

Anthem

It Ain't Me

Goal horn	The Golden Age of Video
Alternate goal horn	A Real Hero (When Real Human Being scores)
Alternate goal horn	Sea Wall (When Real Human Being gets a brace)
Alternate goal horn	Gone Gone Gone (When FOR YOU scores)
Alternate goal horn	I am the Senate (When Sheev scores)
Alternate goal horn	Dan Schnider (When Dan Schnider scores)
Alternate goal horn	End Credits (When Rick Deckard scores) Dead link

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Goalkeeper kit
Third kit
Fourth kit

/tv/ is one of the original 16 teams created during the first 4chan World Cup. Although constantly losing and receiving lack of attention from the actual /tv/ board, on July 15th 2012, everything changed. /tv/'s big 4-1 win over /ck/ brought the entire board together and brought attention back to the team. The team has since appeared in a large number of cups, going back and forth between major tournaments and babby competitions. Ever since achieving a victory in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, however, not much went /tv/'s way.

Players

Main Article: /tv/ Roster

No.

Position

Player

55

	GK

HOWEVER

2

	LB

I'll make a man out of you

22

	CB

Days until Avatar 3

15

	CB

K I N O

5

	RB

I'm gonna say it

8

	DMF

Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa

6

	CMF

Kinoplex Robert

1

	CMF

Real Human Being

66

	SS

Sheev

4U

	CF

FOR YOU

11

	CF

Brendan Fraser

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

High Ground

13

	LB

Watch it Chrissy

98

	CB

>The absolute and utter state of /who/

8

	CB

Rick Deckard

9

	CB

Gul Dukat

19

	RB

LYNCHED

89

	CMF

OPPENHEIMER STYLE

89

	CMF

MOM I'VE FIXED THE ECONOMY

8

	CMF

Anatoly Dyatlov

23

	DMF

Really, Raimi?

15

	DMF

Dan "Jim Savile's Best Man" Schneider

19

	SS

Sneed's Feed and Seed

Megacup roster

No.

Position

Player

55

	GK

HOWEVER

838

	LB

Days until Avatar...

22

	CB

Classic Paul Dano

89

	CB

Problem Child 2

8

	RB

Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa

98

	CMF

>The absolute and utter state of /who/

9

	CMF

Gul Dukat

11

	AMF

Brendan Fraser

8

	SS

Real Human Being

66

	SS

Sheev

4U

	CF

FOR YOU

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

High Ground

98

	CB

Birthday Snatcher

15

	CB

K I N O

19

	DMF

LYNCHED

23

	DMF

Really, Raimi?

5

	DMF

I'm gonna say it

6

	CMF

Kinoplex Robert

13

	CMF

Watch it Chrissy

8

	CMF

BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS TAX POLICY?

1

	CMF

Cpt. "Hawkeye" Pierce

15

	LB

Dan "Jim Savile's Best Man" Schneider

19

	RB

Sneed's Feed and Seed

Data

Current Exports:

Legacy Exports:

Team Photo

Results

Main Article: /tv/ Match History

Recent Performance


October 12 2019 Draw 1-1	October 13 2019 Draw 2-2	April 24 2020 Loss 3-4	April 26 2020 Win 5-3	May 2 2020 Draw 2-2

Cup Performance

Event	Place
2011 4chan Summer Cup	10th (tied)
2012 4chan Winter Cup	13th
2012 4chan Summer Cup	15th (Relegated)
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3rd (Promoted)
2013 4chan Winter Cup	21st (Relegated)
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2nd (Promoted)
2013 4chan Summer Cup	32nd (Relegated)
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	22nd
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	22nd
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	35th
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1st (Promoted)
2015 4chan Summer Cup	8th
2016 4chan Winter Cup	16th
2016 4chan Summer Cup	22nd (Relegated)
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5th (Promoted)
2017 4chan Winter Cup	26th (Relegated)
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	8th (Promoted)
2017 4chan Summer Cup	6th (Tied)
2018 4chan Winter Cup	20th (Relegated)
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	9th (Promoted)
2018 4chan Summer Cup	19th (Relegated)
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	9th (Promoted)
2019 4chan Winter Cup	30th (Relegated)
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	28th
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	10th
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	17th

Team History

Main Article: /tv/ History

2020 4chan Winter Elite Cup

After ups and downs and a nosedive during 2019 Autumn Fetus cup, /tv/ saw the departure of ClingingMars and in the end the team had a sole director - Suule. As the Spring Babby cup is just over the horizon, /tv/ is ready to show that this season is gonna be better than the last.

2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup

/tv/ came charging back in with a all new 3-5-2, a departure from the their usual way of 4-3-3. Although it proved to be a little underpowered to handle /v/ in a 3-4 match against them, much credit to the team's failing went to subbed-in Sneed Feed and Seed and Dr. Robotnik failing to save /tv/ from the clutches of SANIC and DANTE. Next match proved to be an even bigger of a barnburner, with /tv/ meeting /sp/ and defeating them 5-3 with Really, Raimi? scoring his first goal in the career! With the /v/-/sp/ match ending in 1-2 loss for /v/, the /tv/-/fit/ match turned into "Do or die". With the first half with both teams going neck to neck with 2-2 being the half-time score, the second half had /tv/'s Brendan Fraser fouled by the keeper. Unfortunately the designated PK shooter 4U had his shot saved by the keeper and despite desperate attempts at scoring, /tv/ ended the group with a draw and 4 points total. Putting them at 10 GF and 9 GA and securing them a 17th place in the rankings.

So if someone falls out of Summer cup. /tv/ will take their place.

Overall despite /tv/ drawing the strongest possible group, they showed that reaching for the elites might just be a step away and perhaps this is a turnaround for them.

Rivalries


The Celebrity Derby Due to moot not caving in and refusing to give the pedo spamming celebrity circle jerk their own board (/cel/), many of these /tv/ users instead turned to /hr/ to post their waifus in peace. As such, the two boards share some of their user base, and some of their board history. This is also true for the two teams in the Cup, having met a total of four times, where /tv/ currently has a small edge with two wins and one loss. Their latest clash, during the 2014 Spring Babby Cup group stage, resulted in a 1-1 draw. If Boris keeps up his rigging of the group draws, we will be sure to see the two teams face off in future cups as well.
2-1-1

Honors

Club Records

Note:	Stats begin with the 2012 4chan Summer Cup and is currently updated for the 2015 4chan Summer Cup. Only official cup matches were counted, friendlies are not included.

Team Records

/tv/ currently holds (jointly with /lgbt/ and /i/) the record for longest unbeaten streak with 11 games, stretching from the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage through to 2015 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16.

Career Goals

Player	Goals
Real Human Being	59
FOR YOU	59
Brendan Fraser	43
Poor Little White Guy	19
Sheev	17
Problem Child 2	10
Crab Legs	2
Bravo _____	2
Dan "Hold her tigher, she's a fighter" Schnider	2
PEDRO	2
L O S T	1
YIFY	1
Mike Stoklasa	1
Capeshit	1
Was it rape?	1
Mr Thorax	1
Cleganebowl	1
KINO	1
Really Raimi?	1

Goals in a Single Cup

Goals	Player	Cup
10	Poor Little White Guy	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
8	Real Human Being	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
7	Real Human Being	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
6	FOR YOU	2015 4chan Summer Cup
5	Real Human Being	2015 4chan Summer Cup
5	Real Human Being	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup
5	Brendan Fraser	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup
4	Real Human Being	2012 4chan Summer Cup
4	Brendan Fraser	2015 4chan Summer Cup
4	Brendan Fraser	2018 4chan Summer Cup

Goals in a Single Game

Goals	Player	Cup	Opponent
3	Real Human Being	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	/vp/
3	Real Human Being	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	/3/
3	Real Human Being	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	/v/
3	Brendan Fraser	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	/v/
3	FOR YOU	2015 4chan Summer Cup	/vp/
3	Brendan Fraser	2018 4chan Summer Cup	/int/
3	FOR YOU	2018 4chan Summer Cup	/int/

All-Stars

Cup	Player	Position
2012 Summer Cup All-Stars	High Ground	Starting GK
2012 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars	Poor Little White Guy	Starting SS
2012 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars	Crab Legs	Back-up CMF
2013 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars	Malick	Starting DMF
2013 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars	Real Human Being	Back-up CF
2014 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars	Problem Child 2	Back-up LMF

TV Guide

July, 2012
July 13, 2012
July 15, 2012
July 20, 2012
July 20, 2012
July 21, 2012
July 23, 2012
July 24, 2012
October 21, 2012
January 21, 2013
August 11, 2013
August 19, 2013

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Achievements
Babby Cups
Preceded by 2014 /pol/	Spring Champions 2015 (1st title)	Succeeded by 2016 /m/

Difference between revisions of "/tv/"

Revision as of 00:09, 8 May 2023

Contents

Players

Megacup roster

Data

Team Photo