/AG/

/AG/
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/AG/ - Architecture General
Founded Feburary 6th, 2024 Manager Nini Yuuna Owner Pierce Brosnan IRL manager mariawitch Team colors Chat color 455BB3 Big Asssed BBW Blue Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /AG/ - Architecture General Nickname Architects
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
/vt/ League Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]
Kits

The {{{biggest}}} thread on /vt/. One of the four casualties of /vt/'s July 3rd Massacre. Previously banished with the rest that fell that day, but have now gloriously returned to keep those chubbas fed and those tummies happy.

History

Courtesy of ChatGPoeT

The year was 2022. The month, July. VTL3 was just around the corner and you would have to look real hard to find a team more physically inept than /ag/. However, what those ladies lacked in fitness, they made up for in hunger — be it for goals and wins or just all-you-can-eat buffets.

Before they could take the field and crush the competition (quite literally), however, the whole team was pulled from the league before it even started. There were no apparent motives for that, but rumors abound. Some gossiped that the players were spiking their Gatorade with illegal substances, but the President of /ag/, known just as The Architect, assured that "all the weight gain powder we use is accepted and approved by The Collective Eldritch Isosceles." Forced to play in the minor league of /d/, the team quickly lost motivation, as well as their already diminishing fitness.

But from agony comes victory. A squad putting on (even more) weight and bursting out of their jerseys wouldn't fly on other teams, but that wasn't a negative for /ag/. For 2024, the team didn't forget their stint at /d/ but decided it was time to return to /vt/ with a bang (or an epic button pop).

"We watched and learned with the best. Brazilian, Italian, German — you know, the champions. From BBQ to pasta and all the funny-named sausages in between, the girls ate the world's cuisine while we were away. This architecture is leaving the blueprints and becoming real, day by day, pound by pound", declared The Architect, his voice shaken by what appeared to be proud tears. "I have no doubts this next league will be one for the history books."

Temp Roster

No. Position Player 007 GK THE ARCHITECT 2 CB Chubba 3 CB Chubba 99 CB Chubba 80 DMF Chubba 6 CMF Chubba 7 CMF Chubba 12 AMF Chubba 30 SS Chubba 8 SS Chubba 10 CF Chubba

No. Position Player 13 GK Chubba 23 CB Chubba 15 CB Chubba 63 CB Chubba 17 CB Chubba 22 CB Chubba 999 CMF Chubba 21 CMF Chubba 11 CMF Chubba 92 DMF Chubba 9 DMF Chubba 77 DMF Chubba

Official Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 7	Group Stage	/tsunX/	X-X	22' Chubba  30' Chubba	September XXth, 2024

Unofficial Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League Unity Cup	Exhibition Matches	/hag/	X-X	45+2' Chubba  90+1' Chubba	July XXth, 2024

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