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{{sq start player |no=99 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=BBQ with a BBW}} | {{sq start player |no=99 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=BBQ with a BBW}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=30 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Mogu Mogu">Fatto Catto </span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=Fat Kronii = More Kronii = More Perfect}} | {{sq start player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=Fat Kronii = More Kronii = More Perfect}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="EMBER'S ASS BLOCKS THE SUN">Ember is a big girl </span>}} | {{sq start player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="EMBER'S ASS BLOCKS THE SUN">Ember is a big girl </span>}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Big Duwag">Queen of /ag/ </span>}} | {{sq gold player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Big Duwag">Queen of /ag/ </span>}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= | {{sq silver player |no=80 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Feed vtubers. Fatten vtubers. Take vtubers to fancy restaurants. Chauffeur vtubers to the drive-thru. Add protein powder to vtubers’ meals. Deep fry vtubers' butter. Shove hamburgers into vtubers' mouths. Toss vtubers into vats of ice cream. Rub vtubers' full tummies. Liquefy vtubers' food. Force feed vtubers with funnels. Double vtubers' caloric intakes. Sabotage vtubers' diets. Constantly refill vtubers' refrigerators. Lock vtubers in fully stocked buffets overnight. Order takeout for vtubers. Pamper vtubers. Spoil vtubers. Send vtubers to the Heart Attack Grill. Smack vtubers' huge butts. Cook vtubers pizza in the oven. Stuff vtubers. Mandatory eating contests for vtubers. Leave boxes of donuts on vtubers' desks. Indulge vtubers with snacks. Prepare daily twelve course meals for vtubers. Turn vtubers into gluttonous hogs. Supersize vtubers.">YOU SHOULD FEED YOURSELF NOW </span>}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="IT'S BEEN OVER TWO FUCKING YEARS NYANNERS I KNOW YOU HAVE THE SKEB. SO GIVE IT UP RIGHT NOW!">WHERE'S THE SKEB PINK CAT </span>}} | {{sq silver player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="IT'S BEEN OVER TWO FUCKING YEARS NYANNERS I KNOW YOU HAVE THE SKEB. SO GIVE IT UP RIGHT NOW!">WHERE'S THE SKEB PINK CAT </span>}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=007 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="*insert Pierce Brosnan face here*">THE ARCHITECT {{captain}} </span>}} | {{sq gold player |no=007 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="*insert Pierce Brosnan face here*">THE ARCHITECT {{captain}} </span>}} | ||
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The {{{biggest}}} thread on /vt/. One of the four casualties of /vt/'s July 3rd Massacre. Previously banished with the rest that fell that day, but have now gloriously returned to keep those chubbas fed and those tummies happy.
History
The year was 2022. The month, July. VTL3 was just around the corner and you would have to look real hard to find a team more physically inept than /ag/. However, what those ladies lacked in fitness, they made up for in hunger — be it for goals and wins or just all-you-can-eat buffets.
Before they could take the field and crush the competition (quite literally), however, the whole team was pulled from the league before it even started. There were no apparent motives for that, but rumors abound. Some gossiped that the players were spiking their Gatorade with illegal substances, but the President of /ag/, known just as The Architect, assured that "all the weight gain powder we use is accepted and approved by The Collective Eldritch Isosceles." Forced to play in the minor league of /d/, the team quickly lost motivation, as well as their already diminishing fitness.
But from agony comes victory. A squad putting on (even more) weight and bursting out of their jerseys wouldn't fly on other teams, but that wasn't a negative for /ag/. For 2024, the team didn't forget their stint at /d/ but decided it was time to return to /vt/ with a bang (or an epic button pop).
"We watched and learned with the best. Brazilian, Italian, German — you know, the champions. From BBQ to pasta and all the funny-named sausages in between, the girls ate the world's cuisine while we were away. This architecture is leaving the blueprints and becoming real, day by day, pound by pound", declared The Architect, his voice shaken by what appeared to be proud tears. "I have no doubts this next league will be one for the history books."
Preliminary Roster
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Official Match History
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 /vt/ League 7 |
Group Stage | /tsunX/ 
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X-X |  22' Chubba  30' Chubba
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September XXth, 2024 |
Unofficial Match History
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 /vt/ League Unity Cup |
Exhibition Matches | /hag/ 
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X-X | 45+2' Chubba 90+1' Chubba
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July XXth, 2024 |
Exports
Aesthetic Export:
Audio Export: A big audio export for the biggest team
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