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{{VTLBoardInfobox | {{VTLBoardInfobox | ||
|team= | |team= bg | ||
|general= yes | |general= yes | ||
|image= | |image= | ||
|motto={{tt| Die post Diem, Libras post Libram|Day by Day, Pound by Pound }} | |motto={{tt| Die post Diem, Libras post Libram|Day by Day, Pound by Pound }} | ||
|name= | |name= {{tt|Berry|Burger, Belly, Blue, or Baskin-Robbins}} General | ||
|date={{tt|Feburary 6th, 2024|The day of our glorious return}} | |date={{tt|Feburary 6th, 2024|The day of our glorious return}} | ||
|manager= {{tt|Nini Yuuna|As appointed through Royal Decree, by the Queens of / | |manager= {{tt|Nini Yuuna|As appointed through Royal Decree, by the Queens of /bg/}} | ||
|caretaker= | |caretaker= | ||
|website=[https://boards.4channel.org/vt/catalog#s=ag /ag/ - Architecture General] | |website=[https://boards.4channel.org/vt/catalog#s=ag /ag/ - Architecture General] | ||
|irl= {{tt|{{Anonymous| | |irl= {{tt|{{Anonymous|BGDivegrassAnon|}}|Dicksword:AkA4773}} | ||
|owner= Pierce Brosnan | |owner= Pierce Brosnan | ||
|color1= 455BB3 | |color1= 455BB3 | ||
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|bgcolor= 455BB3 | |bgcolor= 455BB3 | ||
|txtcolor=FAFCFE | |txtcolor=FAFCFE | ||
|scorer= | |||
|goals= | |ranking= 24 (<small>{{increase|22}}</small>) | ||
|assister= | |high_ranking= 24 | ||
|assists= | |high_date= 29 September 2024 | ||
|captain= | |low_ranking= 46 | ||
|w= | |low_date= 6 September 2024 | ||
|d= | |||
|l= | |scorer= <font color="#97761C"> Queen of /ag/ </font> | ||
|gf= | |goals= 8 | ||
|ga= | |assister= <font color="#97761C"> The Architect </font> | ||
|win_home= | |assists= 7 | ||
|win_away= | |captain= The Architect | ||
|win_score_home= | |w= 2 | ||
|win_score_away= | |d= 1 | ||
|win_date= | |l= 1 | ||
|lose_home= | |gf= 17 | ||
|lose_away= | |ga= 15 | ||
|lose_score_home= | |win_home= HiRyS | ||
|lose_score_away= | |win_away= AG | ||
|lose_date= | |win_score_home= 2 | ||
|first_home= | |win_score_away= 4 | ||
|first_away= | |win_date= September 13th, 2024 | ||
|first_score_home= | |lose_home= AG | ||
|first_score_away= | |lose_away= nijiEN | ||
|first_date= | |lose_score_home= 4 | ||
|lose_score_away= 5 | |||
|lose_date= September 28th, 2024 | |||
|first_home=pcgen3k | |||
|first_away= AG | |||
|first_score_home= 4 | |||
|first_score_away= 5 | |||
|first_date= September 7th, 2024 | |||
|elite_cup_appearances= | |elite_cup_appearances= | ||
|first_elite_appearance= | |first_elite_appearance= | ||
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|best_babby_result= | |best_babby_result= | ||
|best_babby_cup= | |best_babby_cup= | ||
|best_vtl_result= 9th | |||
|best_vtl_cup= [[/vt/ League 7|VTL 7]] [[File:VTLeague7_Logo.png|25px]] | |||
|vtl_appearances= 1 | |||
|first_vtl_appearance= [[/vt/ League 7|VTL 7]] [[File:VTLeague7_Logo.png|25px]] | |||
|hex= 455BB3 | |hex= 455BB3 | ||
|color= Big Asssed BBW Blue | |color= Big Asssed BBW Blue | ||
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}} | }} | ||
[[File:AG Team Logo.png|300px|center]] | [[File:AG Team Logo.png|300px|center]] | ||
The | The berriest thread on /vt/. A descendent of a certain thread that likes "blue" women that are large and in charge. | ||
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #455BB3, #FAFCFE);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FAFCFE;">History</span></div>== | ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #455BB3, #FAFCFE);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FAFCFE;">History</span></div>== | ||
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"We watched and learned with the best. Brazilian, Italian, German — you know, the champions. From BBQ to pasta and all the funny-named sausages in between, the girls ate the world's cuisine while we were away. This architecture is leaving the blueprints and becoming real, day by day, pound by pound", declared The Architect, his voice shaken by what appeared to be proud tears. "I have no doubts this next league will be one for the history books." | "We watched and learned with the best. Brazilian, Italian, German — you know, the champions. From BBQ to pasta and all the funny-named sausages in between, the girls ate the world's cuisine while we were away. This architecture is leaving the blueprints and becoming real, day by day, pound by pound", declared The Architect, his voice shaken by what appeared to be proud tears. "I have no doubts this next league will be one for the history books." | ||
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #455BB3, #FAFCFE);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FAFCFE;">Roster</span></div>== | ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #455BB3, #FAFCFE);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FAFCFE;">Roster</span></div>== | ||
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{{sq start player |no=10 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name= | {{sq start player |no=10 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=3rd Fattest Vtuber in Walmart}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Can you keep up with the amount of food she ate in a day?">Matsuri | {{sq start player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Can you keep up with the amount of food she ate in a day?">Forcefeeding JK Matsuri </span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Lifting to lift my Oshi}} | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Lifting to lift my Oshi}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=99 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= | {{sq start player |no=99 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Full of Culvers}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="IT'S BEEN OVER TWO FUCKING YEARS NYANNERS I KNOW YOU HAVE THE SKEB. SO GIVE IT UP RIGHT NOW!">WHERE'S THE SKEB PINK CAT </span>}} | {{sq silver player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="IT'S BEEN OVER TWO FUCKING YEARS NYANNERS I KNOW YOU HAVE THE SKEB. SO GIVE IT UP RIGHT NOW!">WHERE'S THE SKEB PINK CAT </span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=Fat Kronii = More Kronii = More Perfect}} | {{sq start player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=Fat Kronii = More Kronii = More Perfect}} | ||
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{{sq gold player |no=007 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="*insert Pierce Brosnan face here*">THE ARCHITECT {{captain}} </span>}} | {{sq gold player |no=007 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="*insert Pierce Brosnan face here*">THE ARCHITECT {{captain}} </span>}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name= | {{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=BBQ with a BBW}} | ||
{{sq player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=Porka}} | {{sq player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=Porka}} | ||
{{sq player |no=92 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=Moco-chan has a real GUT on her}} | {{sq player |no=92 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=Moco-chan has a real GUT on her}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="That looks like Pierce Brosnan to me, "looks like Mio?" what are you even talking about"> >stealth /hag/ thread </span>}} | {{sq player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="That looks like Pierce Brosnan to me, "looks like Mio?" what are you even talking about"> >stealth /hag/ thread </span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=could be bigger}} | {{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=could be bigger}} | ||
{{sq player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= | {{sq player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=No Starva}} | ||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="My spider mom has the best squeeze zone!">What vtuber has the best squeeze zone </span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Her Tits are the size of the Milky Way">The Milky Way </span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=63 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=hey could you put that in a catbox or /d/}} | |||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
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|style="background:#c5ecf8;" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:VTLeague7_Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/ League 7 |/vt/ League 7 ]] | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 7 |Group Stage]] | |||
| align=center| {{team home|pcgen3k}} | |||
| align=center| 4-5 | |||
| align=center|<small> Queen of /ag/ {{goal|6}}<br> YOU SHOULD FEED YOURSELF NOW {{goal|36}}<br> Ange-sama's Big Boobs? {{goal|45+0}}<br> The Architect {{goal|48||62}}</small> | |||
| align=center| September 7th, 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
| align=center| {{team away|HiRyS}} | |||
| align=center| 2-4 | |||
| align=center|<small>Queen of /ag/ {{goal|28||66||87||90+3}}<br> Hey could you Put that in a Catbox or /d/ {{yel|35}}</small> | |||
| align=center| September 13th, 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffff99" | |-bgcolor="ffff99" | ||
| | | align=center| {{team away|manstars}} | ||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 7 | | | align=center| 4-4 | ||
| align=center| {{team | | align=center|<small>The Architect {{goal|55||68}}<br> Japan's Queen of /ag/ {{goal|82}}<br> Queen of /ag/ {{goal|85}}<br> WHERE'S THE SKEB PINK CAT {{yel|90+4}}</small> | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| September 22th, 2024 | ||
| align=center|<small>{{goal| | |||
| align=center| September | |-bgcolor="ff9999" | ||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 7 |Round of 16]] | |||
| align=center| {{team away|nijiEN}} | |||
| align=center| 4-5 | |||
| align=center|<small>Queen of /ag/ {{goal|4||12}} <br> Moco-chan has a real GUT on her {{goal|20||35}} <br> Queen of /ag/ {{sent off|2|9|58}}</small> | |||
| align=center| September 28th, 2024 | |||
|- style="background: #3173de; align: center; font-weight: bold; color: #ffffff;" | |- style="background: #3173de; align: center; font-weight: bold; color: #ffffff;" | ||
| colspan="6" align=center | | | colspan="6" align=center | '''Final placement: 9th of 49''' | ||
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|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="99ff99" | ||
|style="background:#c5ecf8;" rowspan=" | |style="background:#c5ecf8;" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Vtacademy2.png|135px|]]<br>[[:/vt/ League Academy 2 |/vt/ League Academy 2 ]] | ||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan=" | |style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[:/vt/ League Academy 2 |Group Stage]] | ||
| align=center| {{team home| | | align=center| {{team home|vsj+}} | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| 1-2 | ||
| align=center|<small>{{goal| | | align=center|<small>{{goal|6}} Could Be Bigger <br> {{goal|28}} The Architect</small> | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| November 23th, 2024 | ||
|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
| align=center| {{team home|pyon}} | |||
| align=center| 2-3 | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|21}}The Architect<br> {{goal|79}} Queen of /ag/ </small> | |||
| align=center| November 23th, 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
| align=center| {{team home|mint}} | |||
| align=center| 4-0 | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|24}}The Architect <br> {{goal|35||56||85}} Queen of /ag/ </small> | |||
| align=center| November 30th, 2024 | |||
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<strong>Aesthetic Export: </strong> | <strong>Aesthetic Export: </strong> | ||
<strong>Audio Export: [https:// | <strong>Audio Export: [https://store10.gofile.io/download/direct/a3b8ab0e-6b46-4ffb-9458-60fa1a0d418a/ag%20Audio%20Export.zip A big audio export for the biggest team] </strong> | ||
{{Navbox vt league}} | {{Navbox vt league}} | ||
[[Category:/vt/league|AG]] | [[Category:/vt/league|AG]] |
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The berriest thread on /vt/. A descendent of a certain thread that likes "blue" women that are large and in charge.
History
The year was 2022. The month, July. VTL3 was just around the corner and you would have to look real hard to find a team more physically inept than /ag/. However, what those ladies lacked in fitness, they made up for in hunger — be it for goals and wins or just all-you-can-eat buffets.
Before they could take the field and crush the competition (quite literally), however, the whole team was pulled from the league before it even started. There were no apparent motives for that, but rumors abound. Some gossiped that the players were spiking their Gatorade with illegal substances, but the President of /ag/, known just as The Architect, assured that "all the weight gain powder we use is accepted and approved by The Collective Eldritch Isosceles." Forced to play in the minor league of /d/, the team quickly lost motivation, as well as their already diminishing fitness.
But from agony comes victory. A squad putting on (even more) weight and bursting out of their jerseys wouldn't fly on other teams, but that wasn't a negative for /ag/. For 2024, the team didn't forget their stint at /d/ but decided it was time to return to /vt/ with a bang (or an epic button pop).
"We watched and learned with the best. Brazilian, Italian, German — you know, the champions. From BBQ to pasta and all the funny-named sausages in between, the girls ate the world's cuisine while we were away. This architecture is leaving the blueprints and becoming real, day by day, pound by pound", declared The Architect, his voice shaken by what appeared to be proud tears. "I have no doubts this next league will be one for the history books."
Roster
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Official Match History
Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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/vt/ League 7 |
Group Stage | /pcgen3k/ | 4-5 | Queen of /ag/ 6' YOU SHOULD FEED YOURSELF NOW 36' Ange-sama's Big Boobs? 45+0' The Architect 48', 62' |
September 7th, 2024 |
/HiRyS/ | 2-4 | Queen of /ag/ 28', 66', 87', 90+3' Hey could you Put that in a Catbox or /d/ 35' |
September 13th, 2024 | ||
/manstars/ | 4-4 | The Architect 55', 68' Japan's Queen of /ag/ 82' Queen of /ag/ 85' WHERE'S THE SKEB PINK CAT 90+4' |
September 22th, 2024 | ||
Round of 16 | /nijiEN/ | 4-5 | Queen of /ag/ 4', 12' Moco-chan has a real GUT on her 20', 35' Queen of /ag/ 9', 58' |
September 28th, 2024
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Final placement: 9th of 49 |
Unofficial Match History
Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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/vt/ League Academy 2 |
Group Stage | /vsj+/ | 1-2 | 6' Could Be Bigger 28' The Architect |
November 23th, 2024 |
/pyon/ | 2-3 | 21'The Architect 79' Queen of /ag/ |
November 23th, 2024 | ||
/mint/ | 4-0 | 24'The Architect 35', 56', 85' Queen of /ag/ |
November 30th, 2024 | ||
Exports
Aesthetic Export:
Audio Export: A big audio export for the biggest team
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