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|team= trek | |team= trek | ||
|motto= To boldy go where no team has gone before | |motto= To boldy go where no team has gone before | ||
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|owner= CBS and Viacom | |owner= CBS and Viacom | ||
|irl= {{anonymous|CIingingMars|!!wX0LNTKWzpR}} | |irl= {{anonymous|CIingingMars|!!wX0LNTKWzpR}} | ||
{{anonymous|Jansa Beesti}} | |||
|bgcolor= | |bgcolor= | ||
|txtcolor= | |txtcolor= | ||
|color1= | |color1= | ||
|color2= | |color2= | ||
|scorer= | |scorer= Dukat did Nothing Wrong | ||
|goals= | |goals= 13 | ||
|assister= | |assister= Drunk Bones | ||
|assists= | |assists= 6 | ||
|captain= Dukat did | |captain= Dukat did Nothing Wrong | ||
|w= | |w=2 | ||
|d= | |d=4 | ||
|l= | |l=7 | ||
|win_home= | |gf= 32 | ||
|win_away= | |ga= 32 | ||
|win_score_home= | |win_home=trek | ||
|win_score_away= | |win_away=mst3k | ||
|win_date= | |win_score_home=5 | ||
|win_score_away=0 | |||
|win_date=30 August 2020 | |||
|lose_home= | |lose_home= | ||
|lose_away= | |lose_away= | ||
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|lose_score_away= | |lose_score_away= | ||
|lose_date= | |lose_date= | ||
|first_home= | |first_home=kp | ||
|first_away= | |first_away=trek | ||
|first_score_home= | |first_score_home=3 | ||
|first_score_away= | |first_score_away=1 | ||
|first_date= | |first_date=30 August 2019 | ||
|hex= | |hex= | ||
|color= | |color= | ||
|anthem= | |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo&t=11 | ||
| | |a_title= Captain Picard Song | ||
|horn= | |altanthem1_what= Clean Sheet Anthem | ||
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=APowgLet5Sc | |||
|altanthem1_title= Anthem of the United Federation of Planets | |||
|altanthem2_what= Victory Anthem | |||
|altanthem2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs&t=12 | |||
|altanthem2_title= Data & Picard - Pogo | |||
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE&t=10 | |||
|gh_title= The Firm - Star Trekkin' | |gh_title= The Firm - Star Trekkin' | ||
| | |altgh1_what= Punching Shran <br> Porthosposting <br> Punished Archer <br> Malcolm "Nice Bum" Reed goalhorn | ||
|altgh1_title= | |althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQsrXLofMY | ||
| | |altgh1_title= Star Trek - Enterprise Theme (Extended Version) | ||
|altgh2_title= | |altgh2_what= Drunk Bones goalhorn | ||
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeS0Eo8fAnw | |||
|altgh2_title= Entreprise Clears Moorings - James Horner - Star Trek II The Wrath Of Khan | |||
|nickname= The Cadets | |nickname= The Cadets | ||
|kithome= | |kithome= | ||
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}} | }} | ||
PES | PES: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the /trek/ general. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new threads. To seek out new memes and fend off STD posters. To boldly go where no anon has ever gone before! | ||
==Roster== | |||
{{sq start}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="insert pasta about how Jeri Ryan's pervert husband is the reason Obama became president">Thanks Jeri Ryan</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)">Malcolm "Nice Bum" Reed</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Computer, create a 50 foot tall copy of Deanna Troi with an insatiable urge to crush manlets. Oh, and disengage safety protocols">Barclay holodeck shenanigans</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="aka Miles 'it ain't a party without a dead Cardie' O'Brien">Miles "Total War on Empok Nor" O'Brien</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="NO FAGS IN STARFLEET">Homophobic Rick Berman</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="I HAVE JUST FUCKED KIRA NERYS' MOTHER, ALL OF YOUR WIVES AND ALSO YOUR KAI. THAT IS ALL">ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Commander, tell me about your sexual organs">Your Sexual Organs</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Two Cakes Frakes">Fat Riker</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="BARK BARK BARK *pisses on your sacred tree* BARK BARK BARK">Porthosposting</span>}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="all Vulcans are disgusting green-blooded knife-eared space demons">Drunk Bones</span>}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="DAILY REMINDER">Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{captain}}</span>}} | |||
{{sq mid}} | |||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="getting your ship stuck half-way across the galaxy? getting distracted every time you find a shortcut home to check out a spatial anomaly? giving your greatest enemy the means to defeat their own greatest enemy? just another day in the life of Kathryn Janeway">Insaneway</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="never talk to me or the pinkskin's dog ever again">Punching Shran</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="a man denied his 144p waterpolo">Punished Archer</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="OY VEY ALWAYS REMEMBER THE 15 GORILLION BAJORANS WHO DIED UNDER THE CARDASSIAN OCCUPATION">muh 15 gorillion</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="can you rape an android?">Was it rape?</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="it's a Tom Paris and Janeway go so fast they turn into lizards, have sex, have babies and dump them on an abandoned planet episode">{{greentext|it's a x episode}}</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="when a space demon takes over your nag of a wife and she's actually a nicer person now">MILEEEEEEES</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="get away from that child, Neelix!">Pedo Neelix</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="on this Friday we are far from the normies, Akoocheemoya">Akoocheemoya</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="aka drinkin' Noir with Damar">Drinkin' Kanar with Damar</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="PROMENADE">PROMENADE</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="IT'S A FAKE">IT WAS REAL</span>}} | |||
{{sq end}} | |||
==Match History== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=65% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#00af42;color:#fcd000"| Date | |||
!style="background:#00af42;color:#fcd000"| Opponent | |||
!style="background:#00af42;color:#fcd000"| Competition | |||
!style="background:#00af42;color:#fcd000"| Result | |||
!style="background:#00af42;color:#fcd000"| Scorers | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 30 August 2019 | |||
| {{team away|kp}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Ag_logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/_League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl#Group_Arabama|'''/ag/ League 4''' Group Arabama]] | |||
| align=center|3-1 L | |||
| |<small>Drunk Bones {{goal|90+2}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 1 September 2019 | |||
| {{team away|mogra}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Ag_logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/_League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl#Group_Arabama|'''/ag/ League 4''' Group Arabama]] | |||
| align=center|2-3 L | |||
| |<small>Drunk Bones {{goal|29||49}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 7 September 2019 | |||
| {{team away|ex-yu}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Ag_logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/_League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl#Group_Arabama|'''/ag/ League 4''' Group Arabama]] | |||
| align=center|4-4 D | |||
| |<small>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|4||73||88}}<br>Porthosposting {{goal|44}}<br>Akoocheemoya {{yel|88}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 21 September 2019 | |||
| {{team away|bb}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League I#Group_A|'''/tv/ League I''' Group A]] | |||
| align=center|3-2 L | |||
| |<small>Drunk Bones {{goal|5}}<br>Fat Riker {{goal|32}}<br>Punished Archer {{yel|45+2}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 22 September 2019 | |||
| {{team away|ss&m}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League I#Group_A|'''/tv/ League I''' Group A]] | |||
| align=center|1-1 D | |||
| |<small>Drunk Bones {{goal|49}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 28 September 2019 | |||
| {{team away|RBMK}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League I#Group_A|'''/tv/ League I''' Group A]] | |||
| align=center|2-2 D | |||
| |<small>Porthosposting {{goal|53}}<br>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|69}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 15 August 2020 | |||
| {{team away|eb}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Ag logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/ League 5: The Quest for Cunny#Group Nostalgia|'''/ag/ League 5''' Group Nostalgia]] | |||
| align=center|4-3 L | |||
| |<small>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|50||86}}<br> Drunk Bones {{goal|64}}<br>Akoocheemoya {{yel|50}}<br>Drinkin' Kanar with Damar {{yel|68}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 21 August 2020 | |||
| {{team away|kickem}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Ag logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/ League 5: The Quest for Cunny#Group Nostalgia|'''/ag/ League 5''' Group Nostalgia]] | |||
| align=center|2-2 D | |||
| |<small>Porthosposting {{goal|31}}<br> Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|45+1}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 22 August 2020 | |||
| {{team away|ctt}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Ag logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/ League 5: The Quest for Cunny#Group Nostalgia|'''/ag/ League 5''' Group Nostalgia]] | |||
| align=center|3-1 L | |||
| |<small>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|90+2}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 29 August 2020 | |||
| {{team away|cops}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League_II#Group_C|'''/tv/ League II''' Group C]] | |||
| align=center|1-2 L | |||
| |<small>Porthosposting {{goal|67}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 30 August 2020 | |||
| {{team away|mst3k}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League_II#Group_C|'''/tv/ League II''' Group C]] | |||
| align=center|5-0 W | |||
| |<small>Drunk Bones {{goal|16||60||69}}<br>Porthosposting {{goal|87}}<br>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|90+2}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 5 September 2020 | |||
| {{team away|ss&m}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League_II#Group_C|'''/tv/ League II''' Group C]] | |||
| align=center|4-7 W | |||
| |<small>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|3||10||69||90+1}}<br>Drinkin' Kanar with Damar {{goal|26}}<br>Muh 15 Gorillion {{goal|38}}<br>Drunk Bones {{goal|48}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 6 September 2020 | |||
| {{team away|sneed}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League_II#Quarter Finals|'''/tv/ League II''' Quarter Finals]] | |||
| align=center|1-2 L | |||
| |<small>Porthosposting {{goal|22}}</small> | |||
|} | |||
==Statistics== | |||
===Top Scorers=== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=25% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#480800;color:#4B61D1"| Player | |||
!style="background:#480800;color:#4B61D1"| Goals | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Dukat did Nothing Wrong | |||
| align=center|13 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Drunk Bones | |||
| align=center|10 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Porthosposting | |||
| align=center|6 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Fat Riker | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Drinkin' Kanar with Damar | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| muh 15 Gorillion | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|} | |||
===Top Assists=== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=25% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#480800;color:#4B61D1"| Player | |||
!style="background:#480800;color:#4B61D1"| Assists | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Drunk Bones | |||
| align=center|6 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Dukat did Nothing Wrong | |||
| align=center|6 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Porthosposting | |||
| align=center|6 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Fat Riker | |||
| align=center|2 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Insaneway | |||
| align=center|2 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| muh 15 Gorillion | |||
| align=center|2 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Was it rape? | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| PROMENADE | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| Drinkin' Kanar with Damar | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|} | |||
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PES: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the /trek/ general. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new threads. To seek out new memes and fend off STD posters. To boldly go where no anon has ever gone before!
Roster
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Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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30 August 2019 | /kp/ | /ag/ League 4 Group Arabama | 3-1 L | Drunk Bones 90+2' |
1 September 2019 | /mogra/ | /ag/ League 4 Group Arabama | 2-3 L | Drunk Bones 29', 49' |
7 September 2019 | /ex-yu/ | /ag/ League 4 Group Arabama | 4-4 D | Dukat did Nothing Wrong 4', 73', 88' Porthosposting 44' Akoocheemoya 88' |
21 September 2019 | /bb/ | /tv/ League I Group A | 3-2 L | Drunk Bones 5' Fat Riker 32' Punished Archer 45+2' |
22 September 2019 | /ss&m/ | /tv/ League I Group A | 1-1 D | Drunk Bones 49' |
28 September 2019 | /RBMK/ | /tv/ League I Group A | 2-2 D | Porthosposting 53' Dukat did Nothing Wrong 69' |
15 August 2020 | /eb/ | /ag/ League 5 Group Nostalgia | 4-3 L | Dukat did Nothing Wrong 50', 86' Drunk Bones 64' Akoocheemoya 50' Drinkin' Kanar with Damar 68' |
21 August 2020 | /kickem/ | /ag/ League 5 Group Nostalgia | 2-2 D | Porthosposting 31' Dukat did Nothing Wrong 45+1' |
22 August 2020 | /ctt/ | /ag/ League 5 Group Nostalgia | 3-1 L | Dukat did Nothing Wrong 90+2' |
29 August 2020 | /cops/ | /tv/ League II Group C | 1-2 L | Porthosposting 67' |
30 August 2020 | /mst3k/ | /tv/ League II Group C | 5-0 W | Drunk Bones 16', 60', 69' Porthosposting 87' Dukat did Nothing Wrong 90+2' |
5 September 2020 | /ss&m/ | /tv/ League II Group C | 4-7 W | Dukat did Nothing Wrong 3', 10', 69', 90+1' Drinkin' Kanar with Damar 26' Muh 15 Gorillion 38' Drunk Bones 48' |
6 September 2020 | /sneed/ | /tv/ League II Quarter Finals | 1-2 L | Porthosposting 22' |
Statistics
Top Scorers
Player | Goals |
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Dukat did Nothing Wrong | 13 |
Drunk Bones | 10 |
Porthosposting | 6 |
Fat Riker | 1 |
Drinkin' Kanar with Damar | 1 |
muh 15 Gorillion | 1 |
Top Assists
Player | Assists |
---|---|
Drunk Bones | 6 |
Dukat did Nothing Wrong | 6 |
Porthosposting | 6 |
Fat Riker | 2 |
Insaneway | 2 |
muh 15 Gorillion | 2 |
Was it rape? | 1 |
PROMENADE | 1 |
Drinkin' Kanar with Damar | 1 |
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