/cfb/

/cfb/
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/cfb/ - College Football General
Founded November 6, 1869 Manager Nick Saban Owner NCAA IRL manager Prozach !!SSPtXJ6yC1U Team colors Chat color 154733/FEE123 Oregon Green and Gold Top scorer Bootyblasters (12) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Reverend Joel Ostarine Website /cfb/ - College Football General Nickname N/A
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 12 3 5 20 60%
GF GA GD 48 28 +20
Biggest win /cfb/  5–0  /fgog/ July 12, 2019 Biggest defeat /cfb/  3–5  /ytp/ December 22, 2018 First match /cfb/  3–0  /WoT/ December 17, 2018
Team music
Anthem SEC on CBS Victory Anthem The Victors Goal horn On Wisconsin! Bamawinslol Goalhorn Alabama - Dixieland Delight Bootyblasters Goalhorn Fighting Irish Victory March Reverend Joel Ostarine Goalhorn Big Will - Dabb On Em
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 99   GK >college kickers 5   LB aOSU 11   CB 2017 National Champions 4   CB >Big>XII>"Defense" 36   RB Free Shoes University Semenholes 14   DMF Crying Jim Harbaugh 9   CMF Is Texas Back? 83   CMF NOT SO FAST 3   AMF Bootyblasters 1   SS Reverend Joel Ostarine 2   CF Bamawinslol

No. Position Player 7   GK EXPOSED 10   LB Mike Leach 89   LB 2.89 Team GPA 25   CB >preseason rankings 18   CB EEC Shills 12   CB The "Pacific" Twelve 26   CB (((CFP Committee))) 49   RB It's Auburn's Year! 22   RB Lennay Kekua 60   DMF >Pedo State 16   DMF Another Fucking Targeting Penalty 24   SS PAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLL

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
17th December 2018	/WoT/	Divegrass Before Christmas Group Stage	3-0	10', 53' Another Bama/Clempson Episode  62' Stolen Crab Legs
19th December 2018	/balk/	Divegrass Before Christmas Group Stage	1-0	79' Bootyblasters
21st December 2018	/lr/	Divegrass Before Christmas Group Stage	3-3	5' Bootyblasters  30' Stolen Crab Legs  69' Colored Bricks
22nd December 2018	/ytp/	Divegrass Before Christmas Round of 16	3-5 a.e.t.	25', 44', 90+0' Stolen Crab Legs
19th January 2019	/ncaah/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage	1-1	86' aOSU
25th January 2019	/nfl/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage	2-1	12', 68' Bootyblasters
26th January 2019	/cbj/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage	1-3	90+1' Bootyblasters
22nd March 2019	/lwa/	Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage	2-2	29' Bootyblasters  90+1' Cheatin' Clempson
23rd March 2019	/3/	Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage	1-2	41' Crying Jim Harbaugh
24th March 2019	/alloys/	Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage	4-0	14' NOT SO FAST  64', 78' Bamawinslol  86' Bootyblasters
30th March 2019	/o/	Beta Bowl 3 Round of 16	2-2 (BENULDIES 11-10 :DDD)	19' Cheatin' Clempson  45+2' Bootyblasters Bamawinslol Cheatin' Clempson NOT SO FAST Bootyblasters >college kickers Free Shoes University Semenholes Mike Leach aOSU >preseason rankings >Big >XII >"Defence" >Pedo State Bamawinslol
31st March 2019	/3/	Beta Bowl 3 Quarterfinals	4-1	21' NOT SO FAST  25', 42', 73' Bamawinslol
31st March 2019	/lwa/	Beta Bowl 3 Semifinals	3-0	4' Bootyblasters  17' NOT SO FAST  37' (pen.) Bamawinslol
31st March 2019	/oilels/	Beta Bowl 3 Final	3-0 BETA BOWL 3 CHAMPS	43' NOT SO FAST  54', 77' Bamawinslol
5th July 2019	/umvc3/	2019 4CC Champions League Qualifying Stage	2-1	Reverend Joel Ostarine  15' Bootyblasters  74'
6th July 2019	/ytp/	2019 4CC Champions League Qualifying Stage	4-3	16', 18' Reverend Joel Ostarine  22', 37' aOSU
7th July 2019	/genwun/	2019 4CC Champions League Qualifying Stage	4-2	Bootyblasters  32', 54' Bamawinslol  49', 75'
11th July 2019	/int/	2019 4CC Champions League Group Stage	0-2
12th July 2019	/fgog/	2019 4CC Champions League Group Stage	5-0	27', 48' Bamawinslol  45+0', 63', 90+1' Reverend Joel Ostarine
13th July 2019	/sp/	2019 4CC Champions League Group State	0-1

One time, /cfb/ completely choked against /sp/ in a game that really mattered harder than Auburn ever could,
however if /cfb/ even drew this game, consequently sending /sp/ home, here's what the victory anthem would've been.
Not Coming Home Audio
Lyrics

Rivalries

The Skates vs. Spikes Derby The rivalry between /hoc/ and /cfb/ is a deep, multivariable feud that has produced many great, heavily entertaining matches due to the spirit of the derby. Whether it be the domestic tournament /sp/erb owl or invitationals abroad, you can count on any and all /cfb/ and /hoc/ matches to be enthusiastically meaningful. It is important to note that this rivalry is not specifically with /hoc/, however any team that /hoc/ extends to.

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Exports

Divegrass Before Christmas Aesthetics Tactics

/sp/erb Owl 2019 Aesthetics Tactics Music

Beta Bowl 3 Aesthetics Tactics Music

4CC Champions League Aesthetics Tactics Music

Gallery

Note: All kits in game have a special collar design to reflect the natural imminence of anything associated with the Oregon Ducks being a choking hazard.

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  Kit #1 for /cfb/, the home kit, and life of the team, is the 2015 Apple Greens.
  This kit was donated to /cfb/ by Uncle Phil after a monstrous defeat of the Semenholes in the 2015 Rose Bowl.
  
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  Kit #2 for /cfb/, we have the 2015 Fighting Duck uniforms.
  Uncle Phil donated the uniforms after a monstrous beatdown of Georgia State that year, as he thought the uniforms even touching lowly GSU meant they should never be used again.
  
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  Kit #3 for /cfb/, we have the 2012 all-white #StormLA uniforms.
  The uniforms were donated as a historic piece of Oregon's "score now and think about defense later" era, walloping the annually overrated USC 62-51.
  
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  Kit #4 for /cfb/, Uncle Phil sent a modified version of the 2014 Nike Vapor uniforms.
  He removed the silver from the uniform, as he thought the silver looked too much like Cougar Grey, which I can understand since looking like Washington State is a legitimate threat when you're trying to not blow close leads.
  (thankfully, Oregon held on against Wazzu in this one)
  
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  Kit #5 for /cfb/, Uncle Phil wanted to make sure one of his finest creations got used, the 2016 Oregon Duck.
  He wanted to clean them up a bit after >losing to Colorado at home, so he added some wings to the kits.
  
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  Kit #6 for /cfb/, what would a 2010's era team be without a Breast Cancer Awareness kit?
  These are also touched up a bit, as Uncle Phil couldn't possibly give them to /cfb/ unaltered after >losing to Arizona at home on charity night
  
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  The one and only GK kit for /cfb/, we have Uncle Phil's most controversial creation yet, the 2016 Webfoots uniform.
  The daring callback to historic dominance of your rivals with a fresh take on the 1918 Webfoots design was sure to make a statement in a win....but instead they gave up 70 points to Washington, at home, and lost their streak of 12 consecutive wins against them. Sure, maybe the kit is cursed, but this was the biggest home run of a uniform that Phil has ever hit. Anyone can make a safe green/gold/white kit for Oregon that looks like Nike did it, but this was unique, even if you gave up >70 points to the Huskies at home. Either way, this kit will be appropriate for when the GK spaghettis and lets in a meme goal.
  
  

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  /cfb/ punched a ticket to the 2019 4CC Champions League by winning Beta Bowl 3. They would advance from the qualifying stage but get eliminated in the group stage.