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|manager= Kumakichi
|manager= Kumakichi
|owner= WAG Corp
|owner= WAG Corp
|irl= {{anonymous|ITOP|notatripfag}}
|irl= {{anonymous|ITOP|#0123}}
|color1= 492e8b
|color1= 492e8b
|color2= dafa01
|color2= dafa01
|bgcolor= 492e8b
|bgcolor= 492e8b
|txtcolor= dafa01
|txtcolor= dafa01
|captain= Sophia Floersch
|scorer= Sophia
|goals= 3
|captain= Vivien
|w=0
|w=0
|d=0
|d=2
|l=0
|l=5
|gf=0
|gf=9
|ga=0
|ga=20
|first_home=SerieA
|first_away=f1W
|first_score_home=3
|first_score_away=1
|first_date=20 January 2019
|lose_home=f1W
|lose_away=f1
|lose_score_home=1
|lose_score_away=4
|lose_date=26 January 2019
|hex= 492e8b
|hex= 492e8b
|color= Purple
|color= Purple
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNSxNsr4wmA
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNSxNsr4wmA
|a_title= Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha
|a_title= Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0hmmX96QvY
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
|altanthem1_title=Ayrton Senna - Tema da vitória
|altanthem1_title= Aqua - Barbie Girl
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
|horn= drive.google.com/open?id=0BxEhXdIqAEBUUWFDdDdfSnBYWWM
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ
|gh_title= ITV F1 Intro 2006 (taking the lead only)
|gh_title= Spice Girls - Wannabe
|nickname= The Wags
|nickname= The Wags
|kithome=F1WHome.png
|kitaway=F1WAwayRes.png
|kitgk=F1WGKRes.png
}}
}}


'''/f1W/''' is /f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it
'''/f1W/''' is /f1/-Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it


The team's first appearance will be in 2019 in [[/sp/erb Owl 2019]].
The team's first appearance was in 2019 in the [[/sp/erb Owl 2019]].


==Roster==
==Roster==


{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=#99 |pos=GK |name=Stefania }}
{{sq start player |no=#88 |pos=GK |name=Desert Queen }}
{{sq start player |no=#23 |pos=CB |name=Bonny }}
{{sq start player |no=#5 |pos=RB |name=Fabienne }}
{{sq start player |no=#5 |pos=CB |name=Caterina }}
{{sq start player |no=#35 |pos=CB |name=Darya }}
{{sq start player |no=#44 |pos=CB |name=Tabitha }}
{{sq start player |no=#2 |pos=CB |name=Katya }}
{{sq silver player |no=#33  |pos=DMF |name=Victoria }}
{{sq start player |no=#17 |pos=LB |name=Minttu }}
{{sq start player |no=#16 |pos=CMF |name=Ruth }}
{{sq start player |no=#14 |pos=DMF |name=Juju }}  
{{sq bronze player |no=#7 |pos=LMF |name=Minttu }}
{{sq start player |no=#|pos=DMF |name=Mana }}
{{sq silver player |no=#77 |pos=RMF |name=Emilia }}  
{{sq silver player |no=#31 |pos=RMF |name=Sophia }}
{{sq start player |no=#12 |pos=LWF |name=Juju }}
{{sq silver player |no=#8 |pos=LMF |name=Pacey Hobbit }}
{{sq silver player |no=#11 |pos=RWF |name=Carrie }}
{{sq gold player |no=#41|pos=AMF |name=Ira! Irichka!  }}
{{sq gold player |no=#25 |pos=CF |name=Sophia {{captain}} }}
{{sq gold player |no=#777 |pos=CF |name=Vivien {{captain}} }}


{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=#47 |pos=GK|name=Rosanna }}
{{sq player |no=#77 |pos=GK|name=Tiffany }}
{{sq player |no=#20 |pos=CB |name=Susie }}
{{sq player |no=#19 |pos=RB |name=Marta }}
{{sq player |no=#27 |pos=CB |name=Federica}}
{{sq player |no=#55 |pos=RB |name=Chadders}}
{{sq player |no=#3 |pos=CB |name=Pinkham }}
{{sq player |no=#7 |pos=RB |name=Gimi (female) }}
{{sq player |no=#4 |pos=DMF |name=Seychelle }}  
{{sq player |no=#9 |pos=CB |name=Patricija }}  
{{sq player |no=#18 |pos=CMF |name=Chloe }}
{{sq player |no=#10 |pos=CB |name=Natalia }}
{{sq player |no=#15 |pos=CMF |name=Talula }}
{{sq player |no=#3 |pos=CB |name=Gosia }}
{{sq player |no=#10 |pos=LMF |name=Patricija }}
{{sq player |no=#16|pos=LB |name=Giada }}
{{sq player |no=#1 |pos=RMF |name=Katya }}
{{sq player |no=#18|pos=LB |name=Tatiana }}
{{sq player |no=#6 |pos=LWF |name=Mana }}
{{sq player |no=#99 |pos=LB |name=Ruth }}
{{sq player |no=#88|pos=RWF |name=Amna }}
{{sq player |no=#23 |pos=DMF |name=Lily }}
{{sq player |no=#13 |pos=SS |name=Vivien }}
{{sq player |no=#86 |pos=DMF |name=Feline }}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


==Downloads==
==Downloads==
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[[File:PinkBall.jpg|250px |link=https://mega.nz/file/1OJj3I4C#AJfz6kXi6eVwqp5sK825zbSJzO1PbCNZULgy8MbifbQ]]
[[File:F1AestheticExport.png|250px |link=https://mega.nz/#!hIF3iRYZ!YlC-baNl4Klhu3-x8wJ4ZxgTPa2zVOLT47BJec5QIH8]]
[[File:F1MusicExport.png|250px |link=https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JQx_w1IvKGvTroQ0Ww2OcoyYE6aPkiB7/view]]
 


==Match History==
==Match History==
{| class=wikitable width=50%
|-
!style=background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01| Date
!style=background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01| Opponent
!style=background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01| Competition
!style=background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01| Result
!style=background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01| Scorers
|-bgcolor=ffcccc
|align=center | 20 January 2019
|align=center | {{team away|SerieA}}
|align=center | [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019]]
|align=center | 1–3 L
|align=center |{{Goal|16}} Sophia
|-bgcolor=ffffcc
|align=center | 25 January 2019
|align=center | {{team away|LigaMX}}
|align=center | [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019]]
|align=center | 1–1 D
|align=center |{{Goal|90+3}} Minttu
|-bgcolor=ffcccc
|align=center | 26 January 2019
|align=center | {{team away|f1}}
|align=center | [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019]]
|align=center | 1–4 L
|align=center |{{Goal|74}} Minttu
|-bgcolor=ffcccc
|align=center | 20 September 2019
|align=center | {{team away|f1}}
|align=center | [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019*]]
|align=center | 2–4 L
|align=center |{{Goal|31, 90+1}} Sophia
|-bgcolor=ffcccc
|align=center | 22 September 2019
|align=center | {{team away|mls+ayy}}
|align=center | [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019*]]
|align=center | 0–2 L
|align=center |
|-bgcolor=ffcccc
|align=center | 22 May 2020
|align=center | {{team away|copalib}}
|align=center | [[:/sp/erb Owl 2020]]
|align=center | 3–5 L
|align=center |{{Goal|41, 84}} Vivien {{Goal|79}} Ira! Irichka!
|-bgcolor=ffffcc
|align=center | 24 May 2020
|align=center | {{team away|marble}}
|align=center | [[:/sp/erb Owl 2020]]
|align=center | 1–1 D
|align=center |{{Goal|77}} Ira! Irichka!
|-bgcolor=ffcccc
|align=center | 30 May 2020
|align=center | {{team away|afl}}
|align=center | [[:/sp/erb Owl 2020]]
|align=center | 1–0 L
|align=center |
|-bgcolor=ffcccc
|align=center | 28 Feb 2021
|align=center | {{team away|Unterhunden 1954}}
|align=center | [[:Are Jense Bowl 2021 *SWOS]]
|align=center | 3–1 L
|align=center |{{Goal|90}} Vivien
|}


==Detailed roster==
==Detailed roster==
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{| class="wikitable" width=90%
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Shirt
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Shirt
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 47
| 77
| Rosanna
| Tiffany
| '''Rosanna Tennant'''
| '''Tiffany Cromwell'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Rosanna.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:TiffanyCromwell.jpeg|200px]]
| Lanklet PR officer, got fired from her team because she would embarrass the drivers, now she goes around interviewing them
| {{greentext|steals your husband }}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 99
|88
| Stefania
|Amna
| '''Stefania Arrivabene'''
|'''Desert Queen'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:StefaniaPreggo.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Amna.jpg|x200px]]
| The only WAG with a confirmed carbohydrate caretaker
|Now with a legal right to d(r)ive
|}
|}


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{| class="wikitable" width=90%
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Shirt
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Shirt
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 23
| 5
| Bonny
| Fabienne
| '''Bonny Monger'''
| '''Fabienne Wohlwend'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Bonny.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Fabienne2.jpg|200px]]
| The joke writes itself
| Gifted with natural airbags but they aren't aerodynamically efficent, undermining her performances at the wheel
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 5
| 55
| Caterina
| Chadders
| '''Caterina Zannini'''
| '''Jamie Chadwick'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Caterina.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Chadders.jpg|x200px]]
| Has a hard time figuring out which of Red Bull's two drivers is her frog
| She got $500k for not being as shit as other female drivers, probably because she looks like a dude
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 44
| 25
| Tabitha
| Tatiana
| '''Tabitha Nash'''
| '''Tatiana Calderon'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Tabitha.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:HideThePainTati.jpg|x200px]]
| Typical anglo slag, receptionist at Mercedes and that's enough for /f1/ to obsess over her
| {{greentext|tfw your team mate literally dies but you still finish behind him in the standings }}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 20
| 16
| Susie
| Ruth
| '''Susie Wolff'''
| '''Ruth Buscombe'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:SusieWolff2.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:RuthBehind.jpg|x200px]]
| Peek attentively at this little boy's cleavage and you might sport a pendant with they key to Toto Wolff's chastity cage
| Puts more effort in finding a strategy to fuck her current driver than making him do well on track
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 19
| Marta
| '''Marta Garcia'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Marta.jpg|x200px]]
| Her innocence: gone
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 3
| 3
| Pinkham
| Pinkham
| '''Natalie Pinkham'''
| '''Natalie Pinkham'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Pinkham.jpg|x250px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Pinkham2.jpg|x200px]]
| The sexiest Sky F1 presenter and the only one to not suck Hamilton's metaphorical cock
| Sky F1 presenter, someone will still claim she hasn't had a boobjob
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 27
| 27
| Federica
| Federica
| '''Federica Masolin'''
| '''Federica Masolin'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:FedericaMasolin.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:FedericaKiss.png|x200px]]
| Actual sexiest Sky F1 presenter
| Sexiest Sky F1 presenter
|}
 
===Midfield===
 
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Shirt
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 33
| Victoria
| '''Victoria Verstappen'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Victoria.jpg|x200px]]
| {{greentext|can't drive in the wet<br />
>can't win with the best car<br />
>can't not choke in wheel to wheel racing<br />
>somehow a worthy 4 times WDC}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 16
| 17
| Ruth
| '''Ruth Buscombe'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:RuthWalking.jpg|x200px]]
| A big sleeeby kod fed ub by his owner's sexual libe :DDD
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 7
| Minttu
| Minttu
| '''Minttu Raikkonen'''
| '''Minttu Raikkonen'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:MinttuHeadphones.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:MinttuGimi.jpg|x200px]]
| Gets told to leave his teammate through everytime he has a chance of doing good, is rightfully derided by his team boss (and /f1/)
| The wife
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 77
| Emilia
| '''Emilia Bottas'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Emilia.jpg|x200px]]
| It's like F1 but fun
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 4
| Seychelle
| '''Seychelle DeVries'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:SeychelleWall.jpg|x200px]]
| After receiving semen transfusions from his father, Potato Jr. inherited the powers of the GOATest of GOATs and evolved into the annihilator of F3
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 18
| Chloe
| '''Chloe Stroll'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Chloe.jpg|x200px]]
| Name a better sound than this
{{greentext|Protip: you can't}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 15
| Talula
| '''Talula Wilde'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:2018-10-17 06.12.56 1891879042053282112 183801261.jpg|x200px]]
| Favourite topic of /f1/ other than F1 and WAGs, would be viable on /ck/
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 10
| Patricija
| '''Patricija Stalidzane'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:PatricjiaSlut.jpg|x200px]]
| With two Finns on the grid, even one winning ensures the other loses, especially if said other is an ubercuck
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 1
|7
| Katya
|Gimi
| '''Katya Juja'''
|'''gimi (female)'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Katya.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Emma.jpg|x200px]]
| Getting challenged on merit by another team isn't an issue if the governing body lets you cheat
|{{greentext|Boomer<br />
>Two kids<br />
>Finnish<br />
>Races with #7<br />
>Back injury
Where I've seen all of this already?}}


|}
|}


===Forwards===
===Midfield===


{| class="wikitable" width=90%
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Shirt
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Shirt
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|6
|Mana
|'''Mana Sugiyama'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:ManaGazoo.jpg|x200px]]
|Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|12
|30
|Sophia
|'''Sophia Floersch'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:SophiaWeird.jpg|x200px]]
|The closest thing to a competent female driver that motorsport has ever been able to create
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|14
|Juju
|Juju
|'''Juju Noda'''
|'''Juju Noda'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:JujuThumbsUp.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:JujuThumbsUp.jpg|x200px]]
|Not for lewd until her player number goes up a bit
|For head pats only
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|11
|8
|Carrie
|Carrie
|'''Carrie Schreiner'''
|'''Pacey Hobbit'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Carrie.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Carrie.jpg|x200px]]
|Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams
|Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|}
|25
 
|Sophia
===Forwards===
|'''Sophia Floersch'''
 
!style="align:center;"| [[File:SophiaWeird.jpg|x200px]]
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|The original young German driver /f1/ took a creepy interest in
|-
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| No.
|6
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Shirt
|Mana
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Name
|'''Mana Sugiyama'''
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Picture
!style="align:center;"| [[File:ManaGazoo.jpg|x200px]]
!style="background:#492e8b;color:#dafa01"| Description
|The love of a poster's life
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|88
|Amna
|'''Amna Al Qubaisi'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Amna.jpg|x200px]]
|Now with a legal right to drive
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|13
|13
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|'''Vivien Keszthelyi'''
|'''Vivien Keszthelyi'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Vivien.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Vivien.jpg|x200px]]
|Shit, a lot of them just turned 18
|Breeding material for the 4th Schumacher and her horse, oh right, she is a driver aswell... apparently
|}
|}


{{Navbox /sp/erb Owl}}
{{Navbox /sp/erb Owl}}

Latest revision as of 19:57, 28 February 2021

/f1W/
WE WANT WAGS
F1W logo.png
/f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
Founded 10 October, 2018
Manager Kumakichi
Owner WAG Corp
IRL manager ITOP #0123
Team colors
HEX color 492e8b
Purple
Top scorer Sophia (3)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain Vivien
Website /f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
Nickname The Wags
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 2 5 7 0%
GF GA GD
9 20 -11
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
Month Day, Year
Biggest defeat
/f1W/ F1W icon.png 1–4 F1 icon.png /f1/
26 January 2019
First match
/SerieA/ SerieA icon.png 3–1 F1W icon.png /f1W/
20 January 2019
/sp/erb Owl
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha
Victory Anthem Aqua - Barbie Girl

Goal horn Spice Girls - Wannabe
Kits
Home kit F1WHome.png
Away kit F1WAwayRes.png
Goalkeeper kit F1WGKRes.png


/f1W/ is /f1/-Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it

The team's first appearance was in 2019 in the /sp/erb Owl 2019.

Roster

No. Position Player
#88
  GK
Desert Queen
#5
  RB
Fabienne
#35
  CB
Darya
#2
  CB
Katya
#17
  LB
Minttu
#14
  DMF
Juju
#6
  DMF
Mana
#31
  RMF
Sophia
#8
  LMF
Pacey Hobbit
#41
  AMF
Ira! Irichka!
#777
  CF
Vivien Captain
No. Position Player
#77
  GK
Tiffany
#19
  RB
Marta
#55
  RB
Chadders
#7
  RB
Gimi (female)
#9
  CB
Patricija
#10
  CB
Natalia
#3
  CB
Gosia
#16
  LB
Giada
#18
  LB
Tatiana
#99
  LB
Ruth
#23
  DMF
Lily
#86
  DMF
Feline

Downloads

PinkBall.jpg

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
20 January 2019 SerieA icon.png /SerieA/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 1–3 L Goal 16' Sophia
25 January 2019 LigaMX icon.png /LigaMX/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 1–1 D Goal 90+3' Minttu
26 January 2019 F1 icon.png /f1/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 1–4 L Goal 74' Minttu
20 September 2019 F1 icon.png /f1/ /sp/erb Owl 2019* 2–4 L Goal 31, 90+1' Sophia
22 September 2019 Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/ /sp/erb Owl 2019* 0–2 L
22 May 2020 Copalib icon.png /copalib/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 3–5 L Goal 41, 84' Vivien Goal 79' Ira! Irichka!
24 May 2020 Marble icon.png /marble/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 1–1 D Goal 77' Ira! Irichka!
30 May 2020 Afl icon.png /afl/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 1–0 L
28 Feb 2021 File:Unterhunden 1954 icon.png /Unterhunden 1954/ Are Jense Bowl 2021 *SWOS 3–1 L Goal 90' Vivien

Detailed roster

Goalkeepers

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
77 Tiffany Tiffany Cromwell TiffanyCromwell.jpeg >steals your husband
88 Amna Desert Queen Amna.jpg Now with a legal right to d(r)ive

Defenders

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
5 Fabienne Fabienne Wohlwend Fabienne2.jpg Gifted with natural airbags but they aren't aerodynamically efficent, undermining her performances at the wheel
55 Chadders Jamie Chadwick Chadders.jpg She got $500k for not being as shit as other female drivers, probably because she looks like a dude
25 Tatiana Tatiana Calderon HideThePainTati.jpg >tfw your team mate literally dies but you still finish behind him in the standings
16 Ruth Ruth Buscombe RuthBehind.jpg Puts more effort in finding a strategy to fuck her current driver than making him do well on track
19 Marta Marta Garcia Marta.jpg Her innocence: gone
3 Pinkham Natalie Pinkham Pinkham2.jpg Sky F1 presenter, someone will still claim she hasn't had a boobjob
27 Federica Federica Masolin FedericaKiss.png Sexiest Sky F1 presenter
17 Minttu Minttu Raikkonen MinttuGimi.jpg The wife
7 Gimi gimi (female) Emma.jpg >Boomer

>Two kids
>Finnish
>Races with #7
>Back injury

Where I've seen all of this already? 

Midfield

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
6 Mana Mana Sugiyama ManaGazoo.jpg Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
30 Sophia Sophia Floersch SophiaWeird.jpg The closest thing to a competent female driver that motorsport has ever been able to create
14 Juju Juju Noda JujuThumbsUp.jpg For head pats only
8 Carrie Pacey Hobbit Carrie.jpg Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams

Forwards

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
13 Vivien Vivien Keszthelyi Vivien.jpg Breeding material for the 4th Schumacher and her horse, oh right, she is a driver aswell... apparently