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|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE&t=10
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo&t=11
|a_title= Captain Picard Song
|a_title= Captain Picard Song
|altanthem1_what= Clean Sheet Anthem
|altanthem1_what= Clean Sheet Anthem
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|altanthem1_title= Anthem of the United Federation of Planets
|altanthem1_title= Anthem of the United Federation of Planets
|altanthem2_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem2_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=arisT3U-SSc
|altanthem2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs&t=12
|altanthem2_title= Data & Picard - Pogo
|altanthem2_title= Data & Picard - Pogo
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE&t=10
|gh_title= The Firm - Star Trekkin'
|gh_title= The Firm - Star Trekkin'
|altgh1_what= Punching Shran <br> Porthosposting <br> Punished Archer <br> Malcolm "Nice Bum" Reed goalhorn
|altgh1_what= Punching Shran <br> Porthosposting <br> Punished Archer <br> Malcolm "Nice Bum" Reed goalhorn
|althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQsrXLofMY
|althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQsrXLofMY
|altgh1_title= Star Trek - Enterprise Theme (Extended Version)
|altgh1_title= Star Trek - Enterprise Theme (Extended Version)
|altgh2_what= Bones drunk on mint julek goalhorn
|altgh2_what= Drunk Bones goalhorn
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeS0Eo8fAnw
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeS0Eo8fAnw
|altgh2_title= Entreprise Clears Moorings - James Horner - Star Trek II The Wrath Of Khan
|altgh2_title= Entreprise Clears Moorings - James Horner - Star Trek II The Wrath Of Khan
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PES: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the /trek/ general. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new threads. To seek out new memes and fend off STD posters. To boldly go where no anon has ever gone before!
PES: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the /trek/ general. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new threads. To seek out new memes and fend off STD posters. To boldly go where no anon has ever gone before!


 
==Roster==
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Thanks Jeri Ryan}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="insert pasta about how Jeri Ryan's pervert husband is the reason Obama became president">Thanks Jeri Ryan</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=Malcolm "Nice Bum" Reed}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)">Malcolm "Nice Bum" Reed</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Barclay holodeck shenanigans}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Computer, create a 50 foot tall copy of Deanna Troi with an insatiable urge to crush manlets. Oh, and disengage safety protocols">Barclay holodeck shenanigans</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=LB |name=Miles "Total War on Empok Nor" O'Brien}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="aka Miles 'it ain't a party without a dead Cardie' O'Brien">Miles "Total War on Empok Nor" O'Brien</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=RB |name=Homophobic Rick Berman}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="NO FAGS IN STARFLEET">Homophobic Rick Berman</span>}}
{{sq bronze player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="I HAVE JUST FUCKED KIRA NERYS' MOTHER, ALL OF YOUR WIVES AND ALSO YOUR KAI. THAT IS ALL">ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=Your Sexual Organs}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Commander, tell me about your sexual organs">Your Sexual Organs</span>}}
{{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=Fat Riker}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Two Cakes Frakes">Fat Riker</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=Porthosposting}}
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="BARK BARK BARK *pisses on your sacred tree* BARK BARK BARK">Porthosposting</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=SS |name=Bones drunk on mint julep}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="all Vulcans are disgusting green-blooded knife-eared space demons">Drunk Bones</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=CF |name=Dukat did nothing wrong {{captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="DAILY REMINDER">Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{captain}}</span>}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Insaneway}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="getting your ship stuck half-way across the galaxy? getting distracted every time you find a shortcut home to check out a spatial anomaly? giving your greatest enemy the means to defeat their own greatest enemy? just another day in the life of Kathryn Janeway">Insaneway</span>}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=Punching Shran}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="never talk to me or the pinkskin's dog ever again">Punching Shran</span>}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Punished Archer}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="a man denied his 144p waterpolo">Punished Archer</span>}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=muh 15 gorillion}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="OY VEY ALWAYS REMEMBER THE 15 GORILLION BAJORANS WHO DIED UNDER THE CARDASSIAN OCCUPATION">muh 15 gorillion</span>}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=PROMENADE}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="can you rape an android?">Was it rape?</span>}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=LB |name=Was it rape?}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="it's a Tom Paris and Janeway go so fast they turn into lizards, have sex, have babies and dump them on an abandoned planet episode">{{greentext|it's a x episode}}</span>}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|it's a x episode}}}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="when a space demon takes over your nag of a wife and she's actually a nicer person now">MILEEEEEEES</span>}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=RB |name=MILEEEEEEES}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="get away from that child, Neelix!">Pedo Neelix</span>}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=RB |name=Pedo Barclay}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="on this Friday we are far from the normies, Akoocheemoya">Akoocheemoya</span>}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=IT WAS REAL}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="aka drinkin' Noir with Damar">Drinkin' Kanar with Damar</span>}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=Drinkin' Kanar with Damar}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="PROMENADE">PROMENADE</span>}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=DMF |name=Akoocheemoya}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="IT'S A FAKE">IT WAS REAL</span>}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
==Match History==
{| class="wikitable" width=65%
|-
!style="background:#00af42;color:#fcd000"| Date
!style="background:#00af42;color:#fcd000"| Opponent
!style="background:#00af42;color:#fcd000"| Competition
!style="background:#00af42;color:#fcd000"| Result
!style="background:#00af42;color:#fcd000"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 30 August 2019
| {{team away|kp}}
| align=center|[[File:Ag_logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/_League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl#Group_Arabama|'''/ag/ League 4''' Group Arabama]]
| align=center|3-1 L
| |<small>Drunk Bones {{goal|90+2}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 1 September 2019
| {{team away|mogra}}
| align=center|[[File:Ag_logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/_League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl#Group_Arabama|'''/ag/ League 4''' Group Arabama]]
| align=center|2-3 L
| |<small>Drunk Bones {{goal|29||49}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 7 September 2019
| {{team away|ex-yu}}
| align=center|[[File:Ag_logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/_League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl#Group_Arabama|'''/ag/ League 4''' Group Arabama]]
| align=center|4-4 D
| |<small>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|4||73||88}}<br>Porthosposting {{goal|44}}<br>Akoocheemoya {{yel|88}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 21 September 2019
| {{team away|bb}}
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League I#Group_A|'''/tv/ League I''' Group A]]
| align=center|3-2 L
| |<small>Drunk Bones {{goal|5}}<br>Fat Riker {{goal|32}}<br>Punished Archer {{yel|45+2}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 22 September 2019
| {{team away|ss&m}}
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League I#Group_A|'''/tv/ League I''' Group A]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| |<small>Drunk Bones {{goal|49}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 28 September 2019
| {{team away|RBMK}}
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League I#Group_A|'''/tv/ League I''' Group A]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| |<small>Porthosposting {{goal|53}}<br>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|69}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 15 August 2020
| {{team away|eb}}
| align=center|[[File:Ag logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/ League 5: The Quest for Cunny#Group Nostalgia|'''/ag/ League 5''' Group Nostalgia]]
| align=center|4-3 L
| |<small>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|50||86}}<br> Drunk Bones {{goal|64}}<br>Akoocheemoya {{yel|50}}<br>Drinkin' Kanar with Damar {{yel|68}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 21 August 2020
| {{team away|kickem}}
| align=center|[[File:Ag logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/ League 5: The Quest for Cunny#Group Nostalgia|'''/ag/ League 5''' Group Nostalgia]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| |<small>Porthosposting {{goal|31}}<br> Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|45+1}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 22 August 2020
| {{team away|ctt}}
| align=center|[[File:Ag logo.png|35px]] [[/ag/ League 5: The Quest for Cunny#Group Nostalgia|'''/ag/ League 5''' Group Nostalgia]]
| align=center|3-1 L
| |<small>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|90+2}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 29 August 2020
| {{team away|cops}}
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League_II#Group_C|'''/tv/ League II''' Group C]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| |<small>Porthosposting {{goal|67}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 30 August 2020
| {{team away|mst3k}}
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League_II#Group_C|'''/tv/ League II''' Group C]]
| align=center|5-0 W
| |<small>Drunk Bones {{goal|16||60||69}}<br>Porthosposting {{goal|87}}<br>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|90+2}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 5 September 2020
| {{team away|ss&m}}
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League_II#Group_C|'''/tv/ League II''' Group C]]
| align=center|4-7 W
| |<small>Dukat did Nothing Wrong {{goal|3||10||69||90+1}}<br>Drinkin' Kanar with Damar {{goal|26}}<br>Muh 15 Gorillion {{goal|38}}<br>Drunk Bones {{goal|48}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 6 September 2020
| {{team away|sneed}}
| align=center|[[File:Tv logo.png|35px]] [[/tv/_League_II#Quarter Finals|'''/tv/ League II''' Quarter Finals]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| |<small>Porthosposting {{goal|22}}</small>
|}
==Statistics==
===Top Scorers===
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
|-
!style="background:#480800;color:#4B61D1"| Player
!style="background:#480800;color:#4B61D1"| Goals
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Dukat did Nothing Wrong
| align=center|13
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Drunk Bones
| align=center|10
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Porthosposting
| align=center|6
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Fat Riker
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Drinkin' Kanar with Damar
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| muh 15 Gorillion
| align=center|1
|}
===Top Assists===
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
|-
!style="background:#480800;color:#4B61D1"| Player
!style="background:#480800;color:#4B61D1"| Assists
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Drunk Bones
| align=center|6
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Dukat did Nothing Wrong
| align=center|6
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Porthosposting
| align=center|6
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Fat Riker
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Insaneway
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| muh 15 Gorillion
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Was it rape?
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| PROMENADE
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Drinkin' Kanar with Damar
| align=center|1
|}
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Latest revision as of 12:27, 16 April 2022

/trek/
To boldy go where no team has gone before
Trek logo.png
/trek/ - Star Trek
Founded 4 June 2018
Manager Gene Roddenberry
Owner CBS and Viacom
IRL manager CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR

Jansa Beesti

Team color
Chat color
Top scorer Dukat did Nothing Wrong (13)
Top assister Drunk Bones (6)
Captain Dukat did Nothing Wrong
Website /trek/ - Star Trek
Nickname The Cadets
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
2 4 7 13 15.38%
GF GA GD
32 32 0
Biggest win
/trek/ Trek icon.png 5–0 Mst3k icon.png /mst3k/
30 August 2020
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
First match
/kp/ Kp icon.png 3–1 Trek icon.png /trek/
30 August 2019
Team music
Anthem Captain Picard Song
Clean Sheet Anthem Anthem of the United Federation of Planets
Victory Anthem Data & Picard - Pogo

Goal horn The Firm - Star Trekkin'
Punching Shran
Porthosposting
Punished Archer
Malcolm "Nice Bum" Reed goalhorn
Star Trek - Enterprise Theme (Extended Version)
Drunk Bones goalhorn Entreprise Clears Moorings - James Horner - Star Trek II The Wrath Of Khan
Kits


PES: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the /trek/ general. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new threads. To seek out new memes and fend off STD posters. To boldly go where no anon has ever gone before!

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Thanks Jeri Ryan
5
  CB
Malcolm "Nice Bum" Reed
3
  CB
Barclay holodeck shenanigans
2
  LB
Miles "Total War on Empok Nor" O'Brien
4
  RB
Homophobic Rick Berman
6
  DMF
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
7
  CMF
Your Sexual Organs
8
  CMF
Fat Riker
11
  SS
Porthosposting
10
  SS
Drunk Bones
9
  CF
Dukat did Nothing Wrong Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Insaneway
13
  CB
Punching Shran
14
  CB
Punished Archer
15
  CB
muh 15 gorillion
16
  LB
Was it rape?
17
  LB
>it's a x episode
18
  RB
MILEEEEEEES
19
  RB
Pedo Neelix
20
  CMF
Akoocheemoya
21
  CMF
Drinkin' Kanar with Damar
22
  CMF
PROMENADE
23
  DMF
IT WAS REAL

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
30 August 2019 Kp icon.png /kp/ Ag logo.png /ag/ League 4 Group Arabama 3-1 L Drunk Bones Goal 90+2'
1 September 2019 Mogra icon.png /mogra/ Ag logo.png /ag/ League 4 Group Arabama 2-3 L Drunk Bones Goal 29'49'
7 September 2019 Ex-yu icon.png /ex-yu/ Ag logo.png /ag/ League 4 Group Arabama 4-4 D Dukat did Nothing Wrong Goal 4'73'88'
Porthosposting Goal 44'
Akoocheemoya Booked 88'
21 September 2019 Bb icon.png /bb/ Tv logo.png /tv/ League I Group A 3-2 L Drunk Bones Goal 5'
Fat Riker Goal 32'
Punished Archer Booked 45+2'
22 September 2019 Ss&m icon.png /ss&m/ Tv logo.png /tv/ League I Group A 1-1 D Drunk Bones Goal 49'
28 September 2019 RBMK icon.png /RBMK/ Tv logo.png /tv/ League I Group A 2-2 D Porthosposting Goal 53'
Dukat did Nothing Wrong Goal 69'
15 August 2020 Eb icon.png /eb/ Ag logo.png /ag/ League 5 Group Nostalgia 4-3 L Dukat did Nothing Wrong Goal 50'86'
Drunk Bones Goal 64'
Akoocheemoya Booked 50'
Drinkin' Kanar with Damar Booked 68'
21 August 2020 Kickem icon.png /kickem/ Ag logo.png /ag/ League 5 Group Nostalgia 2-2 D Porthosposting Goal 31'
Dukat did Nothing Wrong Goal 45+1'
22 August 2020 Ctt icon.png /ctt/ Ag logo.png /ag/ League 5 Group Nostalgia 3-1 L Dukat did Nothing Wrong Goal 90+2'
29 August 2020 Cops icon.png /cops/ Tv logo.png /tv/ League II Group C 1-2 L Porthosposting Goal 67'
30 August 2020 Mst3k icon.png /mst3k/ Tv logo.png /tv/ League II Group C 5-0 W Drunk Bones Goal 16'60'69'
Porthosposting Goal 87'
Dukat did Nothing Wrong Goal 90+2'
5 September 2020 Ss&m icon.png /ss&m/ Tv logo.png /tv/ League II Group C 4-7 W Dukat did Nothing Wrong Goal 3'10'69'90+1'
Drinkin' Kanar with Damar Goal 26'
Muh 15 Gorillion Goal 38'
Drunk Bones Goal 48'
6 September 2020 Sneed icon.png /sneed/ Tv logo.png /tv/ League II Quarter Finals 1-2 L Porthosposting Goal 22'

Statistics

Top Scorers

Player Goals
Dukat did Nothing Wrong 13
Drunk Bones 10
Porthosposting 6
Fat Riker 1
Drinkin' Kanar with Damar 1
muh 15 Gorillion 1

Top Assists

Player Assists
Drunk Bones 6
Dukat did Nothing Wrong 6
Porthosposting 6
Fat Riker 2
Insaneway 2
muh 15 Gorillion 2
Was it rape? 1
PROMENADE 1
Drinkin' Kanar with Damar 1