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|name= Sexy Beautiful Women
|name= Sexy Beautiful Women
|date= [[Original Sixteen|August 2011]]
|date= [[Original Sixteen|August 2011]]
|irl={{Anonymous|Managerless}}
|bgcolor=BD0000
|txtcolor=FFFFFF
|color1= a70000
|color1= a70000
|color2= d9d9d9
|color2= d9d9d9
|ranking=32 (<small>{{decrease|6}}</small>)
|ranking= 56 <small>({{increase|1}})</small>
|high_ranking=26
|high_ranking=10
|high_date=April 27, 2014
|high_date=March 6, 2016
|low_ranking=52
|low_ranking=60
|low_date=September 2, 2013
|low_date= 7 May 2019
|scorer={{tt|Banned|in 37 matches (18.2.2012 → )}}
|scorer={{tt|Banned|in 50 matches (18.2.2012 → 25.7.2021)}}
|goals=31
|goals=42
|assister={{tt|You Love You Lose|in 21 matches (22.9.2013 → )}}
|assister={{tt|Thunder Thighs|in 45 matches (22.9.2013 → 8.11.2014)}}
|assists=8
|assists=18
|captain=Banned
|captain=Thunder Thighs
|owner= The Hostess with the Mostest
|owner= The Hostess with the Mostest
|irl= Amis
|w= 20
|w= 12
|d= 14
|d= 7
|l= 25
|l= 22
|gf=108
|ga=105
|win_home= s
|win_home= s
|win_away= d
|win_away= d
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|win_date= 18 February 2012
|win_date= 18 February 2012
|lose_home= s
|lose_home= s
|lose_away= jp
|lose_away= tv
|lose_score_home= 0
|lose_score_home= 0
|lose_score_away= 4
|lose_score_away= 4
|lose_date= 28 April 2012
|lose_date= 24 November 2013
|first_home= v
|first_home= v
|first_away= s
|first_away= s
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|first_score_away= 0
|first_score_away= 0
|first_date= 6 August 2011
|first_date= 6 August 2011
|elite_cup_appearances= 7
|first_elite_appearance= [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_result= 5th
|best_elite_cup= [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|babby_cup_appearances= 6
|first_babby_appearance= [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_result= 11th
|best_babby_cup= [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|hex= a70000
|hex= a70000
|color= Pantone 717S: Spanked Scarlet
|color= Pantone 717S: Spanked Scarlet
|anthem= picosong.com/94dX
|anthem= k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/pbp99x9ryx/S_-_anthem.mp3
|a_title= Horny as a Dandy
|a_title= Horny as a Dandy
|horn= picosong.com/94U7
|horn= k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/re6kvhm8pp/S_-_goalhorn.mp3
|gh_title= Booty Man
|gh_title= Booty Man
|althorn= -
|altgh1= -
|altgh_title= [[/s/#Anthems_.26_goalhorns|see ''Anthems & goalhorns'']]
|altgh1_title= [[/s/#Anthems_.26_goalhorns|''Anthems & goalhorns'']]
|nickname= -
|kithome=Shome sc2015.png
|kitaway=Saway-2016sc.png
|home_ground=Skank Stadium
}}
}}


==Introduction==
==Introduction==


The '''glorious nation of /s/''', having never amounted to much despite being a part of the [[Original Sixteen]], is the embodiment of a big board with a small team.
The glorious nation of /s/, having never amounted to much despite being a part of the [[Original Sixteen]], is the embodiment of a big board with a small team.


After what has undoubtedly been a vast amount of practice both on and off camera, these women have decided to apply their ball-handling skills on the football pitch. Whether you like a good intergluteal cleft, the itty bitty titty committee, luscious mounds of flesh or thighs that could kill a man, there is always somebody on the team to wet your whistle.
After what has undoubtedly been a vast amount of practice both on and off camera, these women have decided to apply their ball-handling skills on the football pitch. Whether you like a good intergluteal cleft, the itty bitty titty committee, luscious mounds of flesh or thighs that could kill a man, there is always somebody on the team to wet your whistle.


Currently, /s/ has shook the proverbial [[Dragongate#Identities|dragon]] off their back and are heading into their next affair with puffed chests and eager faces.
After getting the proverbial [[Dragongate#Identities|monkey]] off their back, /s/ have been heading into their next affairs with puffed chests and eager faces.


==Downloads==
==Downloads==
 
'''2016 Summer Cup:'''
'''2014 Autumn Babby Cup:'''
<br>[http://www.mediafire.com/download/ls88hqev7c1b3xm/SEXPORT00000003_Summer_2016.rar Export] (Heights not "maxed" because it looks aesthetically better this way)
* [https://www.mediafire.com/?arfw65vzm52us34 '''Export''']
<br>[https://www.mediafire.com/?rezthgmmo3twt8m Aesthetits]
* [http://www.mediafire.com/download/d3fud4kmufzp98h '''Faces'''] ''(2014-10-15 '''v2.0''')''
* [http://www.mediafire.com/download/c1epk8slwr8ccbt '''Kits''']
 
<small>
2014 Summer Friendlies:
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/jkwk1r517ob3go2/S_summer14_friendlies_with_benefits.rar Export]
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/b3tb5ak82v8hv79/S_faces_2014.05.28.rar Faces]
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/pxq8oji7w65c2g4/S+kits+2014-06-08.rar Kits]
 
2014 Spring Babby Cup:
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/40oeyq172nibb5n/s+export+sbc14.rar Export]
 
2014 Winter Cup:
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/3jstl2ecwen6csk Export]
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/67t5sk9oh3tq8ct Kits]
 
2014 Winter Friendlies:
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/zt4urjl9sl9y28s Export]
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/jmxynxt0c13tiot Kits]
</small>


== Anthems & goalhorns ==
== Anthems & goalhorns ==


'''Anthem:''' [http://picosong.com/94dX Picosong] -- [http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/pbp99x9ryx/S_-_anthem.mp3 Kiwi6] <br>
'''Anthem:''' [http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/pbp99x9ryx/S_-_anthem.mp3 Kiwi6] or [http://picosong.com/94dX Picosong]  <br>
'''Goalhorn:''' [http://picosong.com/94U7 Picosong] -- [http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/re6kvhm8pp/S_-_goalhorn.mp3 Kiwi6] <br>
'''Goalhorn:''' [http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/re6kvhm8pp/S_-_goalhorn.mp3 Kiwi6] or [http://picosong.com/94U7 Picosong]  <br>
'''Thunder Thighs goalhorn:''' [http://picosong.com/ffev Picosong] -- [http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/w6qjtj8npv/S_-_THUNDER_THIGHS_goalhorn.mp3 Kiwi6] <br>
'''Thunder Thighs goalhorn:''' [http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/w6qjtj8npv/S_-_THUNDER_THIGHS_goalhorn.mp3 Kiwi6] or [http://picosong.com/ffev Picosong]  <br>
'''Stacy's Mom goalhorn:''' [http://picosong.com/eBmh Picosong] -- [http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/84mcr9zc5d/S_-_STACY_S_MOM_goalhorn.mp3 Kiwi6] <br>
'''Stacy's Mom goalhorn:''' [http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/84mcr9zc5d/S_-_STACY_S_MOM_goalhorn.mp3 Kiwi6] or [http://picosong.com/mVts Picosong]  <br>
'''Closing anthem:''' [http://picosong.com/ffCu Picosong] -- [http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/lgaqfl6ipe/S_-_closing_anthem_Pig_Vomit_-_Vagina_.mp3 Kiwi6] <br>
'''Closing anthem:''' [http://k003.kiwi6.com/hotlink/voull7plpp/S_-_closing_anthem_horny_JAZZ_burlesque_swing_.mp3 Kiwi6]   <br>


'''All of the above in a .rar:''' TBA
Use the .mp3's linked here, they're cut to the correct start times.
 
Use these links for streaming, because they're cut to the correct start times.


== Roster ==
== Roster ==
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{{sq start}}  
{{sq start}}  
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Groped}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Groped}}
{{sq start player |no=99 |pos=LB |name=Pixie}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Ratchet & Skank}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Not /r/}}
{{sq start player |no=88 |pos=CB |name=Big Girl}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Dressed-Undressed}}
{{sq start player |no=34 |pos=CB |name=Dressed-Undressed}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=RB |name=Gingerpuss}}
{{sq silver player |no=81 |pos=DMF |name=In The Crack}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=Preggo}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=LMF |name=Dat Ass}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=DMF |name=You Love You Lose}}
{{sq start player |no=99 |pos=RMF |name=Puffy Nipples}}
{{sq silver player |no=81 |pos=AMF |name=In The Crack}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=AMF |name=You Love You Lose}}
{{sq silver player |no=40 |pos=AMF |name=Stacy's Mom}}
{{sq silver player |no=40 |pos=LWF |name=Stacy's Mom}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=SS |name=Thunder Thighs}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=RWF |name=Thunder Thighs}}
{{sq gold player |no=69 |pos=SS |name=Banned}}
{{sq gold player |no=69 |pos=CF |name=Banned {{captain}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=77 |pos=GK |name=Hairy}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Hairy}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=Small Tits}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CB |name=Big Tits}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CB |name=Big Tits}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=Chubby}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=Pixie}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Small Tits}}
{{sq player |no=24 |pos=RB |name=Gingerpuss}}
{{sq player |no=33 |pos=LB |name=Dat Ass}}
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=Preggo}}
{{sq player |no=66 |pos=RB |name=Puffy Nipples}}
{{sq player |no=49 |pos=DMF |name=Not /r/}}
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=Contributan}}
{{sq player |no=33 |pos=LMF |name=Viewtiful}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=DMF |name=Questionable Age}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=RMF |name=Questionable Age}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name=Asking For It}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name=Smokin}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CMF |name='bate}}
{{sq player |no=50 |pos=AMF |name=ITT: shit taste}}
{{sq player |no=34 |pos=CMF |name=ITT: shit taste}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=AMF |name=Asking For It}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=SS |name=Ratchet & Skank}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
==Trivia==
* The Autumn 2012 /s/ squad is one of the more infamous teams in 4chan cup history. Under a {{tt|different manager|Pandaman North?}}, /s/ had replaced a roster that had some personality with names of pornstars for most players, though one player from the previous roster (starting goalkeeper Dat Ass) was kept. The team performed poorly in the cup of that season, finishing in last place, below the rigged /cgl/.
* /s/ scored the most goals on average in the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], at 2.75 goals per match.
* Since (and including) the sudden 4-0 loss to [[/tv/]] in Autumn 2013, /s/ got into the uncanny habit of choking in last matches of group stages. Examples include a last minute 2-1 loss to /mlp/ in the [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]] when a draw could have kept /s/ in the cup, and losing by just enough goals late against /wsg/ to lose second place in their [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] group. This negative streak was broken in the [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] with /s/ topping their group and being undefeated in doing so.
* Until the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], /s/ had never advanced into an elite cup knockout round despite being one of the oldest teams in the cup. /s/ managed to penetrate deep on their first time, finishing 6th overall.
==Cup Record==
{| class="wikitable" width=50%
|-
!style="background:#a70000;color:#FFFFFF"| Event
!style="background:#a70000;color:#FFFFFF"| Finish
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Losers' Round 1
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|[[Dragongate|Rigged]]
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|Qualified
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Round of 16, promoted
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Group Stage, relegated
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Round of 16, promoted
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Quarterfinals
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Round of 16
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Quarterfinals
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Group Stage, relegated
|}


== Results ==
== Results ==


Results marked in <span style="background:#cccccc">grey</span> have been struck from the record due to [[Dragongate]].
Results marked in <span style="background:#cccccc">grey</span> have been struck from the record due to [[Dragongate]] or other rigging.


===Official Matches===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
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| align=center|5-0 W
| align=center|5-0 W
|<small>Banned {{goal|6||17||68|}}<br>Preggo {{goal|33||81|}}</small>
|<small>Banned {{goal|6||17||68|}}<br>Preggo {{goal|33||81|}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| February 18, 2012
| February 18, 2012
| {{team away|cm}}
| {{team away|cm}}
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| align=center|4-0 L
| align=center|4-0 L
|<small></small>
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| April 12, 2013
| April 12, 2013
| {{team away|gif}}
| {{team away|gif}}
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| align=center|1-2 L
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>YouLoveYouLose {{goal|50||}}</small>
|<small>YouLoveYouLose {{goal|50||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| April 13, 2013
| April 13, 2013
| {{team away|cm}}
| {{team away|cm}}
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| align=center|1-3 L
| align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Banned {{goal|27||}}</small>
|<small>Banned {{goal|27||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| May 4, 2013
| May 4, 2013
| {{team away|soc}}
| {{team away|soc}}
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| align=center|3-0 W
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>Banned {{goal|38}}<br> Preggo {{goal|55||65}}</small>
|<small>Banned {{goal|38}}<br> Preggo {{goal|55||65}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| May 18, 2013
| May 18, 2013
| {{team away|fa}}
| {{team away|fa}}
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| align=center|3-3 D
| align=center|3-3 D
|<small>Just Die In My Sleep Already  {{owngoal|6}}<br>Banned  {{goal|28||68}}</small>
|<small>Just Die In My Sleep Already  {{owngoal|6}}<br>Banned  {{goal|28||68}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 25, 2014
| October 25, 2014
| {{team away|v}}
| {{team away|v}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|
| align=center|4-2 W
|<small></small>
|<small>Thunder Thighs {{goal|26||77}}<br>In The Crack {{goal|30||}}<br>Banned {{goal|55||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 31, 2014
| October 31, 2014
| {{team away|adv}}
| {{team away|adv}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|
| align=center|2-0 W
|<small></small>
|<small>Thunder Thighs {{goal|45+||}}<br>Stacy's Mom {{goal|77||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 1, 2014
| November 1, 2014
| {{team away|lit}}
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small></small>
|<small>Banned {{goal|58||}}<br>In The Crack {{goal|81||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 8, 2014
| {{team away|e}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>Stacy's Mom {{goal|14||80||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 13, 2015
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|3-3 D
|<small>Banned {{goal|39||81||}}<br>Stacy's Mom {{goal|84||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 15, 2015
| {{team away|sci}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small>Thunder Thighs {{goal|47||}}<br>Banned {{goal|81||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| February 21, 2015
| {{team away|ic}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|{{tt|2-0 W|Struck from records due to /ic/ management}}
| <small>Banned {{goal|68||}}<br>Thunder Thighs {{goal|77||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 28, 2015
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-0 W
| <small>Stacy's Mom {{goal|45+||}}<br>In The Crack {{goal|70||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 1, 2015
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Stacy's Mom {{goal|10||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 1, 2015
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|4-0 W
| <small>In The Crack {{goal|6||17}}<br>Thunder Thighs {{goal|35||43}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 7, 2015
| {{team away|toy}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|5-3 W
| <small>In The Crack {{goal|12||45+}}<br> Thunder Thighs {{goal|39||65}}<br> Stacy's Mom {{goal|90+}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| August 9, 2015
| {{team away|soc}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Banned {{goal|61}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 15, 2015
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>In The Crack {{goal|24||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 20, 2016
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|3-1 W
| <small>Thunder Thighs {{goal|14||41}}<br>Banned {{goal|76||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 26, 2016
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|4-4 D
| <small>Iron Man {{owngoal|18||}}<br>Banned {{goal|24||35}}<br>Thunder Thighs {{goal|63||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 28, 2016
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Banned {{goal|26||}}<br>ITT: Shit Taste {{goal|49||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 5, 2016
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>Banned {{goal|74||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 6, 2016
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 L<br>(4-2 PK)
| <small>Thunder Thighs {{goal|62||}}<br>Banned {{goal|100||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 6, 2016
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|0-3 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 12, 2016
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-3 L
| <small>Stacy's Mom {{goal|58||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 14, 2016
| {{team away|p}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|5-3 W
| <small>BANNED {{goal|16||45+1||70||80||}}<br>You Love You Lose {{goal|65||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 9, 2021
| {{team away|biz}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>BANNED {{goal|25||35}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 17, 2021
| {{team away|sci}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Stacy's Mom {{goal|11||50}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 25, 2021
| {{team away|asp}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|
|}
|}


===Trivia===
===Unofficial Matches===
* The Autumn 2012 /s/ squad is one of the more infamous teams in 4chan cup history. Under weak management, /s/ had replaced a team that had some personality with just names of porn stars for all 23 players. The team performed poorly in the cup of that season, finishing in last place, below the rigged /cgl/.
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
* Since the infamous 4-0 loss to /tv/, /s/ got into the uncanny habit of choking in last matches of group stages. Examples include a last minute 2-1 loss to /mlp/ in the [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]] when a draw could have kept /s/ in the cup, and losing by just enough goals against /wsg/ to lose second place in their [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] group.
|-
!style="background:#a70000;color:#ffffff"| Date
!style="background:#a70000;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#a70000;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#a70000;color:#ffffff"| Result
!style="background:#a70000;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 12, 2017
| {{team away|smtg}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>Thunder Thighs{{goal|16||49|}}<br>In The Crack{{goal|34}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 13, 2017
| {{team away|k}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| align=center|2-2 (11-10) W
| <small>Thunder Thighs{{goal|56||72|}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 14, 2017
| {{team away|x}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| align=center|6-2 W
| <small>Thunder Thighs{{goal|63||89}}<br>BANNED {{goal|70||78||80}}<br>Stacy's Mom{{goal|73}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 18, 2017
| {{team away|5N@F}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| align=center|3-1 L
|
|}


{{Navbox Teams}}
{{Navbox Teams}}
 
[[Category:Teams]]
[[Category:Official teams|s]]
[[Category:Original Sixteen|s]]
[[Category:Managerless teams|s]]
[[Category:Ded teams|s]]

Latest revision as of 22:04, 14 August 2023

/s/
Tentorium in introitu eius quasi impetus tempestatis colliserint
S logo.png
/s/ - Sexy Beautiful Women
Founded August 2011
Owner The Hostess with the Mostest
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color a70000
Pantone 717S: Spanked Scarlet
Ranking 56 (increase 1)
Highest rank 10 (March 6, 2016)
Lowest rank 60 (7 May 2019)
Top scorer Banned (42)
Top assister Thunder Thighs (18)
Captain Thunder Thighs
Website /s/ - Sexy Beautiful Women
Nickname No nickname
Home ground Skank Stadium
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
20 14 25 59 33.9%
GF GA GD
108 105 +3
Biggest win
/s/ S icon.png 5–0 D icon.png /d/
18 February 2012
Biggest defeat
/s/ S icon.png 0–4 Tv icon.png /tv/
24 November 2013
First match
/v/ V icon.png 1–0 S icon.png /s/
6 August 2011
Elite Cup
Appearances 7 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 5th, 2016 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 6 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result 11th, 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Horny as a Dandy
Goal horn Booty Man
Alternate goal horn Anthems & goalhorns
Kits
Home kit Shome sc2015.png
Away kit Saway-2016sc.png


Introduction

The glorious nation of /s/, having never amounted to much despite being a part of the Original Sixteen, is the embodiment of a big board with a small team.

After what has undoubtedly been a vast amount of practice both on and off camera, these women have decided to apply their ball-handling skills on the football pitch. Whether you like a good intergluteal cleft, the itty bitty titty committee, luscious mounds of flesh or thighs that could kill a man, there is always somebody on the team to wet your whistle.

After getting the proverbial monkey off their back, /s/ have been heading into their next affairs with puffed chests and eager faces.

Downloads

2016 Summer Cup:
Export (Heights not "maxed" because it looks aesthetically better this way)
Aesthetits

Anthems & goalhorns

Anthem: Kiwi6 or Picosong
Goalhorn: Kiwi6 or Picosong
Thunder Thighs goalhorn: Kiwi6 or Picosong
Stacy's Mom goalhorn: Kiwi6 or Picosong
Closing anthem: Kiwi6

Use the .mp3's linked here, they're cut to the correct start times.

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Groped
4
  CB
Ratchet & Skank
88
  CB
Big Girl
34
  CB
Dressed-Undressed
81
  DMF
In The Crack
3
  LMF
Dat Ass
99
  RMF
Puffy Nipples
7
  AMF
You Love You Lose
40
  LWF
Stacy's Mom
10
  RWF
Thunder Thighs
69
  CF
Banned Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Hairy
18
  CB
Small Tits
8
  CB
Big Tits
14
  LB
Pixie
24
  RB
Gingerpuss
6
  DMF
Preggo
49
  DMF
Not /r/
33
  LMF
Viewtiful
17
  RMF
Questionable Age
23
  AMF
Smokin
50
  AMF
ITT: shit taste
22
  AMF
Asking For It

Trivia

  • The Autumn 2012 /s/ squad is one of the more infamous teams in 4chan cup history. Under a different manager, /s/ had replaced a roster that had some personality with names of pornstars for most players, though one player from the previous roster (starting goalkeeper Dat Ass) was kept. The team performed poorly in the cup of that season, finishing in last place, below the rigged /cgl/.
  • /s/ scored the most goals on average in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, at 2.75 goals per match.
  • Since (and including) the sudden 4-0 loss to /tv/ in Autumn 2013, /s/ got into the uncanny habit of choking in last matches of group stages. Examples include a last minute 2-1 loss to /mlp/ in the 2014 4chan Winter Cup when a draw could have kept /s/ in the cup, and losing by just enough goals late against /wsg/ to lose second place in their 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup group. This negative streak was broken in the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup with /s/ topping their group and being undefeated in doing so.
  • Until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup, /s/ had never advanced into an elite cup knockout round despite being one of the oldest teams in the cup. /s/ managed to penetrate deep on their first time, finishing 6th overall.

Cup Record

Event Finish
2011 4chan Summer Cup Losers' Round 1
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Rigged
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Qualified
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16, promoted
2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage, relegated
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16, promoted
2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals
2015 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16
2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals
2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage, relegated

Results

Results marked in grey have been struck from the record due to Dragongate or other rigging.

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
August 6, 2011 V icon.png /v/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 1-0 L
August 7, 2011 G icon.png /g/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 2-1 L n/a
February 18, 2012 D icon.png /d/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 5-0 W Banned Goal 6', 17', 68'
Preggo Goal 33', 81'
February 18, 2012 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 4-1 W Banned Goal 23', 90+1'
Preggo Goal 61', 44'
March 3, 2012 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 L Moar Goal 84'
March 23, 2012 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ Group Stage SBC2012 2-1 L Banned Goal 58'
March 24, 2012 Vp icon.png /vp/ Group Stage SBC2012 1-1 D Shorthair Goal 70'
March 25, 2012 Toy icon.png /toy/ Group Stage SBC2012 1-0 L
April 28, 2012 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 4-0 L
May 12, 2012 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 4-1 W Banned Goal 21', 31', 58'
Shorthair Goal 90+2'
May 16, 2012 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-0 L
September 8, 2012 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-0 L
September 9, 2012 Hm icon.png /hm/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-3 D Asa Akira Goal 16', 31', 57'
September 16, 2012 X icon.png /x/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-0 W Asa Akira Goal 14', 33', 66'
October 13, 2012 Tv icon.png /tv/ Group Stage ABC2012 3-0 L
October 13, 2012 Hr icon.png /hr/ Group Stage ABC2012 4-1 L Asa Akira Goal 67'
October 19, 2012 O icon.png /o/ Group Stage ABC2012 4-0 L
April 12, 2013 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-2 L YouLoveYouLose Goal 50'
April 13, 2013 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-3 L Banned Goal 27'
May 4, 2013 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4-1 L Moar Goal 77'
May 10, 2013 H icon.png /h/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Preggo Goal 19'
Banned Goal 21'
May 12, 2013 K icon.png /k/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-0 W Banned Goal 38'
Preggo Goal 55', 65'
May 18, 2013 Fa icon.png /fa/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-2 L Banned Goal 83', 90+2'
September 22, 2013 Int icon.png /int/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 L Banned Goal 89'
September 29, 2013 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 W Thunder Thighs Goal 25', 59'
Banned Goal 45+'
October 25, 2013 An icon.png /an/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C 2-0 L
October 26, 2013 Out icon.png /out/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C 3-2 W Banned Goal 9', 29'
YouLoveYouLose Goal 23'
October 26, 2013 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C 5-2 L Stacy's Mom Goal 49', 85'
October 27, 2013 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C 2-0 W Stacy's Mom Goal 57'
Banned Goal 59'
November 16, 2013 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F 2-2 D Stacy's Mom Goal 6'
Banned Goal 45+'
November 22, 2013 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F 6-3 W Banned Goal 4', 47', 72', 88'
Thunder Thighs Goal 37', 41'
November 24, 2013 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F 0-4 L
November 30, 2013 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage 3-3 L
(7-6 PK) 		Banned Goal 17'
YouLoveYouLose Goal 105+'
Stacy's Mom Goal 116'
January 18, 2014 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 0-2 L
January 26, 2014 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 0-0 D
February 15, 2014 M icon.png /m/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup 3-0 W Banned Goal 66'
Thunder Thighs Goal 75', 90+'
February 21, 2014 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup 2-0 L
February 23, 2014 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup 2-1 L Banned Goal 58'
April 4, 2014 E icon.png /e/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A 1-1 D Thunder Thighs Goal 4' (pen.)
April 5, 2014 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A 2-0 W Thunder Thighs Goal 24'
In The Crack Goal 51'
April 11, 2014 M icon.png /m/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A 2-0 W Banned Goal 27'
Thunder Thighs Goal 28'
April 19, 2014 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A 0-3 L
May 30, 2014 O icon.png /o/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-1 W Banned Goal 51'
Stacy's Mom Goal 70'
June 8, 2014 Y icon.png /y/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Stacy's Mom Goal 35'
October 17, 2014 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-3 D Just Die In My Sleep Already Scored 6'
Banned Goal 28', 68'
October 25, 2014 V icon.png /v/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-2 W Thunder Thighs Goal 26', 77'
In The Crack Goal 30'
Banned Goal 55'
October 31, 2014 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0 W Thunder Thighs Goal 45+'
Stacy's Mom Goal 77'
November 1, 2014 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Banned Goal 58'
In The Crack Goal 81'
November 8, 2014 E icon.png /e/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-3 L Stacy's Mom Goal 14', 80'
February 13, 2015 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 3-3 D Banned Goal 39', 81'
Stacy's Mom Goal 84'
February 15, 2015 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 2-2 D Thunder Thighs Goal 47'
Banned Goal 81'
February 21, 2015 Ic icon.png /ic/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 2-0 W Banned Goal 68'
Thunder Thighs Goal 77'
February 28, 2015 F icon.png /f/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 2-0 W Stacy's Mom Goal 45+'
In The Crack Goal 70'
March 1, 2015 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 1-2 L Stacy's Mom Goal 10'
August 1, 2015 N icon.png /n/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 4-0 W In The Crack Goal 6', 17'
Thunder Thighs Goal 35', 43'
August 7, 2015 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 5-3 W In The Crack Goal 12', 45+'
Thunder Thighs Goal 39', 65'
Stacy's Mom Goal 90+'
August 9, 2015 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Banned Goal 61'
August 15, 2015 U icon.png /u/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L In The Crack Goal 24'
February 20, 2016 N icon.png /n/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 3-1 W Thunder Thighs Goal 14', 41'
Banned Goal 76'
February 26, 2016 F icon.png /f/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 4-4 D Iron Man Scored 18'
Banned Goal 24', 35'
Thunder Thighs Goal 63'
February 28, 2016 Int icon.png /int/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2-2 D Banned Goal 26'
ITT: Shit Taste Goal 49'
March 5, 2016 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 1-0 W Banned Goal 74'
March 6, 2016 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2-2 L
(4-2 PK) 		Thunder Thighs Goal 62'
Banned Goal 100'
August 6, 2016 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 0-3 L
August 12, 2016 F icon.png /f/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 1-3 L Stacy's Mom Goal 58'
August 14, 2016 P icon.png /p/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 5-3 W BANNED Goal 16', 45+1', 70', 80'
You Love You Lose Goal 65'
July 9, 2021 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-2 D BANNED Goal 25', 35'
July 17, 2021 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-2 D Stacy's Mom Goal 11', 50'
July 25, 2021 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2021 4chan World Cup 0-1 L

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
December 12, 2017 Smtg icon.png /smtg/ Omegacup 2017 3-0 W Thunder ThighsGoal 16', 49'
In The CrackGoal 34'
December 13, 2017 K icon.png /k/ Omegacup 2017 2-2 (11-10) W Thunder ThighsGoal 56', 72'
December 14, 2017 X icon.png /x/ Omegacup 2017 6-2 W Thunder ThighsGoal 63', 89'
BANNED Goal 70', 78', 80'
Stacy's MomGoal 73'
December 18, 2017 5N@F icon.png /5N@F/ Omegacup 2017 3-1 L
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