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| width="80%" | '''Player styles and cards:''' Fox in the Box - Speeding Bullet, Long Ranger, - Sombrero*, Cut Behind & Turn*, Long Range Drive, Knuckle Shot, First-time Shot, Weighted Pass, Outside Curler, Rabona*, Captaincy, Fighting Spirit


▲▲▲? NEWFAG
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Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard.


Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer.  
This is the phrase that was hastily added onto SANIC in 2010 when he was nothing more than an MS Paint Abomination. The /v/irgins of /v/ became quite fond of this strangely-illustrated hegehog despite the source material he is based off of. With his newfound popularity, SANIC raced his way onto the /v/ roster in 2012. The speedy, nonmedal midfielder was not used to the limitations of the pitch as he struggled to participate on offense, but he finally found his footing and scored his first goal in the 2013 Winter Cup off a Reggie assist. From there, he was able to outpace some of his teammates to become a silver player in the 2013 Summer Cup, a gold player in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and eventually captain of the club.


A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one afro-haired nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same.
Now as captain, SANIC uses that phrase to rally /v/ to new heights that they have never achieved before. Under his leadership, /v/ became champions for the first time ever in the 2022 Summer Cup and almost won a second star in the 2025 Winter Cup. In terms of personal accolades, SANIC holds the title of Quickest Double Brace (20'), Highest Match Rating* (9.0) and is the recipient of the Lionel Messie Memoriam Award in the 2022 Winter Cup. SANIC has proven himself to be one of the deadliest strikers in 4chan cup history as he is in 7th place for All Time Goalscorers (121), 2nd place* for Most Hat Tricks (10), and 8th place for Most Man of the Match Awards.


Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.
Beware, all defenders who are tasked with guarding this speedy little shit. If you are not careful, he will leave you facedown on the floor.
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Latest revision as of 05:01, 21 April 2025

Sanic POTW.png Sanic V icon.png /v/
  CF
185cm
Player styles and cards: Fox in the Box - Speeding Bullet, Long Ranger, - Sombrero*, Cut Behind & Turn*, Long Range Drive, Knuckle Shot, First-time Shot, Weighted Pass, Outside Curler, Rabona*, Captaincy, Fighting Spirit
"Cum on, Step it up!!!!!"

This is the phrase that was hastily added onto SANIC in 2010 when he was nothing more than an MS Paint Abomination. The /v/irgins of /v/ became quite fond of this strangely-illustrated hegehog despite the source material he is based off of. With his newfound popularity, SANIC raced his way onto the /v/ roster in 2012. The speedy, nonmedal midfielder was not used to the limitations of the pitch as he struggled to participate on offense, but he finally found his footing and scored his first goal in the 2013 Winter Cup off a Reggie assist. From there, he was able to outpace some of his teammates to become a silver player in the 2013 Summer Cup, a gold player in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and eventually captain of the club.

Now as captain, SANIC uses that phrase to rally /v/ to new heights that they have never achieved before. Under his leadership, /v/ became champions for the first time ever in the 2022 Summer Cup and almost won a second star in the 2025 Winter Cup. In terms of personal accolades, SANIC holds the title of Quickest Double Brace (20'), Highest Match Rating* (9.0) and is the recipient of the Lionel Messie Memoriam Award in the 2022 Winter Cup. SANIC has proven himself to be one of the deadliest strikers in 4chan cup history as he is in 7th place for All Time Goalscorers (121), 2nd place* for Most Hat Tricks (10), and 8th place for Most Man of the Match Awards.

Beware, all defenders who are tasked with guarding this speedy little shit. If you are not careful, he will leave you facedown on the floor.

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