Rigged Wiki:Players of the week

This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece; contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:

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March 2024

Saturday, 23rd March of April 2024

	Doom  /co/
	CF
	185cm
	Player styles and cards: Speeding Bullet, Scotch Move*, Rabona*, No Look Pass*, First-time Shot, One-touch Pass, Heel Trick, Knuckle Shot, Outside Curler, Track Back, Captaincy
	Do you love a player that puts together a good plan? Do you prefer a striker who scores to his own designs rather than what the team might think they need in that moment? Do you just REALLY hate Reed Richards? Dr. Victor von Doom, styling himself just Doom for simplicity while on the pitch, has been a mainstay of the /co/ attack for a decade. While on the team even before then as a defender, and promoted to a medal position in 2014 of Autumn, Doom first made a statement run in 2015 of Spring, where /co/ saw the legendary second place choke at the feet of his at the time fellow striker >The Flash. Doom's golden boot there would bely a quiet near decade of scheming until /co/'s recent run of good fortune. Doom has as captain now overseen a babby cup victory and set his sights on bigger things. Fitting for one of the biggest names in Marvel villainy, his elite runner-up campaign in the 2024 Winter Cup saw him using an 'illegal' position, acting as a setup man who could still flex into a scoring threat. This move was enough to net him a personal golden ball and in the very final game of the tournament, punch his own ticket in to the 100 goal club, only falling short of the elite tournament win. What the future will bring for both his on field performance and ability to crush the Fantastic Four is unknown, but Doom will certainly continue to score as he pleases.
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April 2023

Sunday, 23rd of April 2023

	▲ ▲ ▲  /b/
	CF
	▲ ▲ ▲? LOL RETARD ▲▲▲? NEWFAG Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard. Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer. A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same. Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.
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April 2022

Wednesday, 1st of April 2022

	Eggman  /egg/
	GK
	I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
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May 2022

Saturday, 7th of May 2022

	Nuclear Gandhi  /vst/
	AMF
	The devastating, precise strikes on your goal aren't the result of a programming error, oh no. This is Nuclear Gandhi, hailing from one of the most iconic strategy games, and just because he's not /vst/'s Captain -or even a striker for that matter- doesn't mean he won't put up 3 goals while still also lending his support to other /vst/ players with attentive passing and clever decision-making. With enough long-range shooting capability to make the average late-game military blush, Gandhi is a threat at any point in the match. The players challenging must Gandhi fear and respect him. One little act of aggression and it's all-but-certain destruction for your defenses. Even if you manage to pressure him and shut him down in the midfield, he'll still support /vst/'s two Silvers well enough to make them plenty dangerous threats on their own. So go ahead and prepare all your tactics and plans all you want, but this Indian leader will out-science you, out-strategize you, and most importantly, out-nuke you. You'll wish it was just an urban legend when you play /vst/ and an angry Nuclear Gandhi.
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