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Fine jeez I'm not gonna touch it, stop yelling at me.


This understated embodiment of sleepless nights and meticulous ratio balancing is a rising star in an /egg/ traditionally lead by the unnerving CLANG; at first a humble supporter to the main man(?), he has recently seen far more goals and almost single-handedly pulled the team up from the dumpster fires of the last few leagues' performances. The addition of his banger of a goalhorn has made him a lot more popular due to how often it's getting played nowadays. Still only the second-highest scorer for /egg/ behind CLANG, that stat may only be a "for now" given time.
Rumors have been circulating since 2018 about a cloning facility in the /v/alkans that was used to create a new, worse Unity-chan after a freak plane accident on the way back from the /vg/ training facility in Summer 2018. This was on the forefront of reporters minds after /vrg/'s /vg/ League 24 victory. Speaking to news outlets, Unity-chan officially denied the rumors of her death and subsequent cloning, insisting instead that she has merely been pretending to be retarded for the last seven years.


You know, he could really do with his own model. The manager should probably get on that.
Making her debut in VGLX, Unity-chan has been vital in leading the /vrg/ team to success. Whereas some hacks and frauds might use Unreal Engine for their games, real gamers know that the "Made in Unity" splashscreen is the telltale sign of a well constructed game filled with love and care from a talented team of developers using a flawless game engine with zero issues.
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Latest revision as of 17:13, 2 July 2025

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"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"

Rumors have been circulating since 2018 about a cloning facility in the /v/alkans that was used to create a new, worse Unity-chan after a freak plane accident on the way back from the /vg/ training facility in Summer 2018. This was on the forefront of reporters minds after /vrg/'s /vg/ League 24 victory. Speaking to news outlets, Unity-chan officially denied the rumors of her death and subsequent cloning, insisting instead that she has merely been pretending to be retarded for the last seven years.

Making her debut in VGLX, Unity-chan has been vital in leading the /vrg/ team to success. Whereas some hacks and frauds might use Unreal Engine for their games, real gamers know that the "Made in Unity" splashscreen is the telltale sign of a well constructed game filled with love and care from a talented team of developers using a flawless game engine with zero issues.

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