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	Mechanically Engineered Autism  /egg/
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	What does this bit of the factory do? ...you don't remember? Nor how it works? Why not stop it for a second so you can- Fine jeez I'm not gonna touch it, stop yelling at me. This understated embodiment of sleepless nights and meticulous ratio balancing is a rising star in an /egg/ traditionally lead by the unnerving CLANG; at first a humble supporter to the main man(?), he has recently seen far more goals and almost single-handedly pulled the team up from the dumpster fires of the last few leagues' performances. The addition of his banger of a goalhorn has made him a lot more popular due to how often it's getting played nowadays. Still only the second-highest scorer for /egg/ behind CLANG, that stat may only be a "for now" given time. You know, he could really do with his own model. The manager should probably get on that.
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