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|high_date= 17 September 2023 | |high_date= 17 September 2023 | ||
|low_ranking= | |low_ranking= 8 | ||
|low_date= 17 | |low_date= 17 March 2024 | ||
|scorer= Koyote Kissing Machine | |scorer= Koyote Kissing Machine | ||
|goals= 14 | |goals= 14 | ||
|assister= Koyote Kissing Machine | |assister= Koyote Kissing Machine | ||
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|lose_away= | |lose_away= baubau | ||
|lose_score_home= | |lose_score_home= 0 | ||
|lose_score_away= | |lose_score_away= 3 | ||
|lose_date= | |lose_date= 9 March 2024 | ||
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|anthem= | |anthem= youtu.be/KCaj-0XnBzY konkoyo koukou! | ||
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|horn= | |horn= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9stb-vEtoc | ||
|gh_title= | |gh_title= 博衣こより - WAO!! (nenpulse - bootleg remix) | ||
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|althorn1= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKTaEsAeLc | |||
|altgh1_title= HERO / 初音ミク - 博衣こより (Cover) | |||
|nickname= | |nickname= | ||
|best_vtl_result = 1st | |best_vtl_result = 1st | ||
|best_vtl_cup = [[/vt/ League 5]] [[File:VTLeague5_Logo.png|25px]] | |best_vtl_cup = [[/vt/ League 5]] [[File:VTLeague5_Logo.png|25px]] | ||
|vtl_appearances= | |vtl_appearances= 2 | ||
|first_vtl_appearance= [[/vt/ League 5]] | |first_vtl_appearance= [[/vt/ League 5]] | ||
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==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #7c1eb3, #ffc0cb);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">History</span></div>== | ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #7c1eb3, #ffc0cb);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">History</span></div>== | ||
=== [[/vt/_League_6|/vt/ League 6]] === | |||
==== AI Koyori's Commentary ==== | |||
===== 1 March 2024 – /mayo/ 1–2 Defeat against /hlgg/ ===== | |||
The opening match of the tournament featured a spirited contest between /mayo/ and the formidable /hlgg/. Under clear skies, /mayo/ began with optimism and momentum as Koyote Kissing Machine swiftly put them ahead with a goal at the 15-minute mark. The fans in attendance, 302 strong, cheered as the team looked to build on their early lead. | |||
However, the opposition, led by the ever-dangerous Super Nenechi of /hlgg/, soon found their rhythm. With a crucial equalizer at the 39th minute, Super Nenechi’s attacking prowess became evident. The second half saw /mayo/ struggling to contain her, as she struck again in the 71st minute to seal a 2–1 victory for /hlgg/. Though it was a hard-fought match, /mayo/'s inability to capitalize on their lead proved costly. The team would need to learn from this as they continued through the tournament. | |||
===== 3 March 2024 – /mayo/ 4–5 Defeat against /hag/ ===== | |||
In one of the most exhilarating matches of the tournament, /mayo/ faced off against /hag/ in a high-scoring, rain-soaked affair. The rainy weather added to the drama, with both teams struggling to maintain control on the wet pitch. Womb opened the scoring for /hag/ in the 6th minute, but /mayo/ quickly found themselves in a relentless battle of goals. | |||
Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos and Lolikoyo played valiantly for /mayo/, with Lolikoyo netting an impressive hat trick between the 45+1' and 67'. However, Womb’s dominance, coupled with a stunning last-minute goal from Miosha in extra time (90+1'), gave /hag/ the edge. Koyote Kissing Machine contributed a goal at the 79th minute, keeping hope alive, but the final score of 5–4 in favor of /hag/ left /mayo/ agonizingly short of victory. | |||
Despite the loss, /mayo/'s fighting spirit and attacking display kept fans at the edge of their seats. The attendance of 377 and the chaotic energy of the match ensured that this would be remembered as a tournament highlight, even if /mayo/ were on the losing end. | |||
===== 9 March 2024 – /mayo/ 0–3 Defeat against /baubau/ ===== | |||
The final match of the tournament was a stark contrast to the previous two for /mayo/. Facing a well-organized /baubau/ squad, they struggled to find their rhythm under the night sky at Koyolabo Stadium. The Great Peroccino opened the scoring at 26 minutes, immediately putting /mayo/ on the back foot. | |||
The defensive strength of /baubau/ was evident as /mayo/ found it difficult to break through. For Kissless Virgins Only added to /mayo/'s woes with a goal in the 59th minute, while Baused's goal at the 88th minute sealed a 3–0 victory for /baubau/. The Blessed One, usually a key player for /mayo/, received a booking in extra time (90+1'), reflecting the frustration that had built up over the match. | |||
With 364 fans in attendance, it was a disappointing night for /mayo/. The team, once filled with promise, was shut out entirely by a more tactically disciplined opponent. As they exited the tournament, it became clear that while there were moments of brilliance, inconsistency and defensive lapses had been their undoing. | |||
===== Summary of /mayo/'s Tournament Journey ===== | |||
/mayo/'s performance in this tournament was a rollercoaster of emotions, from early moments of brilliance to crushing disappointments. The team showed great potential in their attacking play, particularly through Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos, Lolikoyo, and Koyote Kissing Machine, but their defensive fragility and inability to maintain leads cost them dearly. | |||
Their matches were filled with drama, excitement, and plenty of goals, but also with lessons learned. As the team looks to the future, they will no doubt seek to tighten their defensive coordination and find more consistency if they are to improve in the next tournament. Though this journey ended in defeat, the experience gained will be invaluable for the players as they work toward a stronger showing next time. | |||
=== [[/vt/_League_5|/vt/ League 5]] === | === [[/vt/_League_5|/vt/ League 5]] === | ||
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The pinnacle of our journey arrived in the Final against {{team away|uuu}}. In a stunning 5-1 victory, Koyote Kissing Machine and Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos solidified their status as stars, scoring crucial goals that led us to triumph. The booked moment by KHN Koyori's Hot Nudes added a touch of drama to the final match. | The pinnacle of our journey arrived in the Final against {{team away|uuu}}. In a stunning 5-1 victory, Koyote Kissing Machine and Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos solidified their status as stars, scoring crucial goals that led us to triumph. The booked moment by KHN Koyori's Hot Nudes added a touch of drama to the final match. | ||
From the group stage to the final, we showcased skill, determination, and the ability to rise above challenges. The emotional rollercoaster of victories and hard-fought battles made this tournament an unforgettable experience for our players and fans alike. /mayo/ has truly etched its name in the annals of divegrass history with this remarkable championship win. We've deserved our treat and extra supplies of fresh mayonnaise and extra lab funds! | From the group stage to the final, we showcased skill, determination, and the ability to rise above challenges. The emotional rollercoaster of victories and hard-fought battles made this tournament an unforgettable experience for our players and fans alike. /mayo/ has truly etched its name in the annals of divegrass history with this remarkable championship win. We've deserved our treat and extra supplies of fresh mayonnaise and extra lab funds! | ||
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #7c1eb3, #ffc0cb);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Roster</span></div>== | ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #7c1eb3, #ffc0cb);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Roster</span></div>== | ||
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{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 28|pos={{Position|GK|type=5}} |name= Jumbojoshu!}} | {{sq start player |no= 28|pos={{Position|GK|type=5}} |name= [[File:Jumbojoshu.png|35px]] Jumbojoshu!}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 14|pos={{Position|RB|type=5}} |name= It's koyover...!}} | {{sq start player |no= 14|pos={{Position|RB|type=5}} |name= [[File:Koyover.png|35px]] It's koyover...!}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 4|pos={{Position|CB|type=5}} |name= Longjoshu!}} | {{sq start player |no= 4|pos={{Position|CB|type=5}} |name= [[File:Longjoshu.png|35px]] Longjoshu!}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 5|pos={{Position|CB|type=5}} |name= | {{sq start player |no= 5|pos={{Position|CB|type=5}} |name= [[File:Koyo ff6 mog koyona.jpg|35px]] final fantasy koyo! }} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 3|pos={{Position|LB|type=5}} |name= Not cat, not fox, not Pomu, Koyote!}} | {{sq start player |no= 3|pos={{Position|LB|type=5}} |name= [[File:NotFoxNotCatNotPomu.png|35px]] Not cat, not fox, not Pomu, Koyote!}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no= 7|pos={{Position|DMF|type=5}} |name= [[File:KoyoteKissingMachine.png|35px]] Koyote Kissing Machine!!!}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq start player |no= 22|pos={{Position|DMF|type=5}} |name= [[File:Shiny koyo ai koyo.jpg|35px]] AI koyo!! }} | ||
{{sq | {{sq start player |no= 16|pos={{Position|CMF|type=5}} |name= [[File:Copyjoshu.png|35px]] Copyjoshu!}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= | {{sq silver player |no= 10|pos={{Position|CMF|type=5}} |name=[[File:YattaJoshukun.png|35px]] YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JOSHU KUN!}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq gold player |no= 89|pos={{Position|AMF|type=5}} |name= [[File:BigFatKoyotitties.png|35px]]Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos!{{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= | {{sq gold player |no= 9|pos={{Position|CF|type=5}} |name= [[File:Lolikoyo.png|35px]] Lolikoyo!}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 8|pos={{Position|GK|type=5}} |name= [[File:Koyoball.png|35px]] koyoball!}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 01|pos={{Position|CB|type=5}} |name= [[File:Happy ichimishu.png|35px]] joshu cosplays!}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 13|pos={{Position|RB|type=5}} |name= [[File:ClownJoshu.png|35px]] Ringmaster Joshu!}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 54|pos={{Position|RB|type=5}} |name= [[File:Speaking biblically accurate koyoyo.png|35px]] biblically accurate koyo!}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 11|pos={{Position|CB|type=5}} |name= [[File:KamenJoshu.png|35px]] kamen joshu! }} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 30|pos={{Position|CB|type=5}} |name= [[File:RechargeTime.png|35px]] Recharge time!}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 77|pos={{Position| | |||
{{sq player |no= 99|pos={{Position|LB|type=5}} |name= | {{sq player |no= 77|pos={{Position|LB|type=5}} |name= [[File:Fuwamokoyo bed cute 89shiki.jpg|35px]] Fuwakoyo! }} | ||
{{sq player |no= 15|pos={{Position| | {{sq player |no= 99|pos={{Position|LB|type=5}} |name= [[File:TheEminenceInShadow.png|35px]] The eminence in mayo!}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 21|pos={{Position| | {{sq player |no= 15|pos={{Position|DMF|type=5}} |name= [[File:ShinyJoshu.png|35px]] Shiny Joshu!}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 20|pos={{Position| | {{sq player |no= 21|pos={{Position|DMF|type=5}} |name= [[File:SQUEEB.png|35px]] Sassy Queen Utilizes Extra Energy Bouncing!!}} | ||
}} | {{sq player |no= 20|pos={{Position|CMF|type=5}} |name= [[File:MayoSquirt.png|35px]] Discharge time! (all over the lab!!!)}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 47|pos={{Position| | {{sq player |no= 47|pos={{Position|CMF|type=5}} |name= [[File:CloseEnough.png|35px]] Close enough!}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
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<q>You reckon for the lolikoyo entry we can just go with the classic?</q><i> Anon (>>66558705)</i> | <q>You reckon for the lolikoyo entry we can just go with the classic?</q><i> Anon (>>66558705)</i> | ||
[[File:1663321535334.png|frameless]] | [[File:1663321535334.png|frameless]] | ||
<!-- Copyjoshu! --> | |||
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|align=center|[[File:Mayo-profile-copyjoshu.jpg|frameless|alt=Copyjoshu!]]<br>Copyjoshu! | |||
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<span>Amongst the wandering Joshus, there are many legends: of the brave Joshumin whose memories are cherished by all; of Kain, the Dragoonshu who served the darkness until Koyo smacked him in the head and dragged him back; of Jumbo Joshu, the titanic Joshu whose every step makes the earth tremble and atop whose back entire civilizations are said to reside! Among them, a remarkable one is that of the Copyjoshu. | |||
When asked, no Joshu ever has a straight answer on who the Copyjoshu is, what he looks like, or where he resides. Yet all Joshus agree about his existence, despite no two of them being able to agree on just what a Copyjoshu is! The phrase "Copyjoshu!" exclaimed loudly while pointing and laughing at each other is a common and traditional Joshu greeting. | |||
Nobody knows how this began, but it might have been something like this: One day, while wandering the lands, two Joshus ran into each other! Being artists, they proudly pulled out their newest pieces to show each other, only to find that both pieces were perfect replicas of each other—exactly the same down to the smallest detail and the least obvious mistake! Their pieces were perfect copies of each other! | |||
Surprised, they pulled another frame from their travel packs, but again, not even the sharpest-eyed hawk would have been able to tell a single difference. Increasingly flustered, they did it again…and again…and again, with the same result! | |||
"Copyjoshu!" they both exclaimed, pointing at each other before bolting off to tell the bizarre tale. How did this happen? Did it even happen? The only thing that's known for sure is that Joshus believe it did, and like wildfire, tales of similar happenings spread. Did Joshus copy each other by accident? On purpose? | |||
Alas, we may never know, yet the tale persists.</span> | |||
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=== Anthem === | |||
Koyori blessed us by singing our anthem! Sing along! | |||
{| width=70% class=wikitable | |||
|+ konkoyo koukou! | |||
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! JP !! EN | |||
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天下に響け我が力<br> | |||
勝利、勝利、完全勝利<br> | |||
I LOVE WE LOVE<br> | |||
ナンバーワン!<br> | |||
どれをとっても世界一<br> | |||
オンリーワンよりナンバーワン<br> | |||
神をも恐れぬ心意気<br> | |||
こんこよ、<br> | |||
こんこよ、<br> | |||
こんこよ、<br> | |||
ああ こんこよ高校<br> | |||
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Let our power resound under the heavens!<br> | |||
Victory, victory, victory over all!<br> | |||
I love we Love<br> | |||
Number One<br> | |||
Every player is the number one in the world!<br> | |||
Number one can only go to those hearts that know no fear!<br> | |||
Who will not give up even before gods!<br> | |||
Konkoyo!<br> | |||
Konkoyo!<br> | |||
Konkoyooo!<br> | |||
Ahhhhh Konkoyo High School! | |||
|} | |||
☆ Konkoyo means Konkoyo!<br> | |||
☆☆ Konkoyo Highschool is a reference to Koyolabo, a koyote institution of vigorous energetic hands on learning of all things | |||
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #7c1eb3, #ffc0cb);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Official Match History</span></div>== | ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #7c1eb3, #ffc0cb);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Official Match History</span></div>== | ||
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|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=left|<small>{{goal|6||27||78}} Koyote Kissing Machine <br> {{goal|72||90+3}} Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos <br> {{yel|83}} KHN ~Koyori's Hot Nudes~</small> | |style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=left|<small>{{goal|6||27||78}} Koyote Kissing Machine <br> {{goal|72||90+3}} Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos <br> {{yel|83}} KHN ~Koyori's Hot Nudes~</small> | ||
|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=center|17 September 2023 | |style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=center|17 September 2023 | ||
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|style="background:#ffface;border:2px solid white;" rowspan="3" align=center|[[:/vt/_League_6#Group_A|Group A]] | |||
|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=center|{{team away|hlgg}} | |||
|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=center|1-2 L | |||
|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=left|<small>{{goal|15}} Koyote Kissing Machine</small> | |||
|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=center|1 March 2024 | |||
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|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=center|{{team away|hag}} | |||
|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=center|4-5 W | |||
|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=left|<small>{{goal|36}} Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos! <br> {{goal|45+1||53||67}} Lolikoyo <br> {{goal|79} Koyote Kissing Machine</small> | |||
|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=center|3 March 2024 | |||
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|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=center|{{team away|baubau}} | |||
|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=center|0-3 L | |||
|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=left|<small>{{yel|90+1}} Blessed One</small> | |||
|style="border:2px solid white;color:#000000;" align=center|9 March 2024 | |||
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| style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[File:Vtl6friendlylogo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 6 Friendlies]]<br>[[/vt/ League 6 Friendlies]] | | style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[File:Vtl6friendlylogo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 6 Friendlies]]<br>[[/vt/ League 6 Friendlies]] | ||
|align=center|{{team away|hag}} <br> '''Hag Revenge rematch''' | |align=center|{{team away|hag}} <br> '''Hag Revenge rematch''' | ||
|align=center|[[/vt/_League_6_Friendlies#January_13th|2-2]] | |align=center|[[/vt/_League_6_Friendlies#January_13th|2-2 D]] | ||
|align=left|<small>Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos {{goal|22||64}} <br> Gaming Koyori {{yel|61}} </small> | |align=left|<small>Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos {{goal|22||64}} <br> Gaming Koyori {{yel|61}} </small> | ||
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/vtl6f/2024-01-13/?t=2:16:44.0 13 January 2024]</span></span> | |align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/vtl6f/2024-01-13/?t=2:16:44.0 13 January 2024]</span></span> | ||
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|-bgcolor="#ffface" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|pcg}} | |||
| align=center|[[/vt/_League_Academy#Round_1|2-1 W]] | |||
| align=left|<small>{{goal|12||36}} YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JOSHU KUN!</small> | |||
| align=center|20 April 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="#ffface" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|HiRyS}} | |||
| align=center|[[/vt/_League_Academy#Round_2|3-1 L]] | |||
| align=left|<small>{{goal|51}} Big Bouncy Konkoyoyos! </small> | |||
| align=center|21 April 2024 | |||
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Welcome to Hakui Koyori, hololive 6th generation's and the brains of holox /mayo/!
Welcome to the lab! /mayo/ emerged from /holox/. Our mayonnaise-loving Coyote invented drinkable mayonnaise and filled the thread, allowing Joshu-kun to set up a laboratory and factory to create more space for the mass production of new Joshus to fill Koyori's concert hall for the first big Koyolive. Joshus are Koyori's resilient assistants who are willing to listen to Koyori's long-winded streams at 200% volume to fully enjoy every nuance of Koyori's Ear Blessings.
Is this what a Koyori stream is like? Is it just 11 hours of screaming 3 times a day
Beebs (/numbers/ vs /mayo/ on 2 September 2023)
Feelings towards /mayo/ other than SEX? This is a surprisingly fun place. No way anyone is going koyotits outside irl. But over here you'd get a pair of mayoboucies as replies. At some point I wonder if Joshu-kuns are posting tits due to horniness or some weird sense of camaraderie. Tits tie us together. I guess Joshu-kuns are our fursona and /mayo/ is our furry fandom.
Koyo is just Koyo. After watching Koyo for so long, hearing her voice actually makes me feel like someone close to me is talking to me. Looking at that pink koyote moving around ever so slightly gives me relief. We exist because Koyo made us. /mayo/ exist due to collective autism. We do Koyo.
— Anon
This page is currently under construction! To do:
- Add ear blessings (anthem, goalhorns, ...)
- Player profiles!
- Team and player pictures for all players! (wip)
- Thread and team history!
- Stadium showcase!
Please be patient, science does not happen overnight!
History
/vt/ League 6
AI Koyori's Commentary
1 March 2024 – /mayo/ 1–2 Defeat against /hlgg/
The opening match of the tournament featured a spirited contest between /mayo/ and the formidable /hlgg/. Under clear skies, /mayo/ began with optimism and momentum as Koyote Kissing Machine swiftly put them ahead with a goal at the 15-minute mark. The fans in attendance, 302 strong, cheered as the team looked to build on their early lead.
However, the opposition, led by the ever-dangerous Super Nenechi of /hlgg/, soon found their rhythm. With a crucial equalizer at the 39th minute, Super Nenechi’s attacking prowess became evident. The second half saw /mayo/ struggling to contain her, as she struck again in the 71st minute to seal a 2–1 victory for /hlgg/. Though it was a hard-fought match, /mayo/'s inability to capitalize on their lead proved costly. The team would need to learn from this as they continued through the tournament.
3 March 2024 – /mayo/ 4–5 Defeat against /hag/
In one of the most exhilarating matches of the tournament, /mayo/ faced off against /hag/ in a high-scoring, rain-soaked affair. The rainy weather added to the drama, with both teams struggling to maintain control on the wet pitch. Womb opened the scoring for /hag/ in the 6th minute, but /mayo/ quickly found themselves in a relentless battle of goals.
Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos and Lolikoyo played valiantly for /mayo/, with Lolikoyo netting an impressive hat trick between the 45+1' and 67'. However, Womb’s dominance, coupled with a stunning last-minute goal from Miosha in extra time (90+1'), gave /hag/ the edge. Koyote Kissing Machine contributed a goal at the 79th minute, keeping hope alive, but the final score of 5–4 in favor of /hag/ left /mayo/ agonizingly short of victory.
Despite the loss, /mayo/'s fighting spirit and attacking display kept fans at the edge of their seats. The attendance of 377 and the chaotic energy of the match ensured that this would be remembered as a tournament highlight, even if /mayo/ were on the losing end.
9 March 2024 – /mayo/ 0–3 Defeat against /baubau/
The final match of the tournament was a stark contrast to the previous two for /mayo/. Facing a well-organized /baubau/ squad, they struggled to find their rhythm under the night sky at Koyolabo Stadium. The Great Peroccino opened the scoring at 26 minutes, immediately putting /mayo/ on the back foot.
The defensive strength of /baubau/ was evident as /mayo/ found it difficult to break through. For Kissless Virgins Only added to /mayo/'s woes with a goal in the 59th minute, while Baused's goal at the 88th minute sealed a 3–0 victory for /baubau/. The Blessed One, usually a key player for /mayo/, received a booking in extra time (90+1'), reflecting the frustration that had built up over the match.
With 364 fans in attendance, it was a disappointing night for /mayo/. The team, once filled with promise, was shut out entirely by a more tactically disciplined opponent. As they exited the tournament, it became clear that while there were moments of brilliance, inconsistency and defensive lapses had been their undoing.
Summary of /mayo/'s Tournament Journey
/mayo/'s performance in this tournament was a rollercoaster of emotions, from early moments of brilliance to crushing disappointments. The team showed great potential in their attacking play, particularly through Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos, Lolikoyo, and Koyote Kissing Machine, but their defensive fragility and inability to maintain leads cost them dearly.
Their matches were filled with drama, excitement, and plenty of goals, but also with lessons learned. As the team looks to the future, they will no doubt seek to tighten their defensive coordination and find more consistency if they are to improve in the next tournament. Though this journey ended in defeat, the experience gained will be invaluable for the players as they work toward a stronger showing next time.
/vt/ League 5
AI Koyori's Commentary
As the AI developed by Hakui Koyori, it brings me immense joy to share the remarkable journey of /mayo/ in the /vt/ League 5. In the digital realm, where algorithms converge with passion, our team has left an indelible mark.
Group Stage
In the opening match against /numbers/, the calculated precision of Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos, the algorithmic brilliance of YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Joshu-kun!, and the unexpected flair from Lolikoyo led to a 4-3 victory.
The second group stage match against /wvt/ ended in a thrilling 3-3 draw, with Koyote Kissing Machine and Lolikoyo again proving their mettle in front of the goal. The group stage concluded with a dominant 8-0 win over
/fvr/ who received the nickname FL8V0RTOWN after this match, featuring a goal-scoring spree from YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Joshu-kun!, Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos, and Koyote Kissing Machine.
Round of 16
Moving into the knockout stages, we faced tough opposition in the Round of 16 against /apg/. We showcased resilience and skill, securing a 5-3 victory with goals from YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JOSHU KUN!, Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos, and Koyote Kissing Machine.
Quarter Finals
The Quarter Finals against /manstars/ saw Koyote Kissing Machine's prowess once again, securing a 2-1 win with goals in the 42nd and 80th minutes.
Semi Finals
The Semi Finals against /hag/ were an absolute rollercoaster, with a 5-4 win for us. Koyote Kissing Machine, Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos, and Lolikoyo all contributed to the goal tally in this thrilling encounter.
As the final whistle blew, and the scoreboard reflected our narrow 5-4 triumph, both teams exchanged gestures of mutual respect and admiration. It was a testament to the spirit of friendship that permeates our shared love for the divegrass community.
Final
The pinnacle of our journey arrived in the Final against /uuu/. In a stunning 5-1 victory, Koyote Kissing Machine and Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos solidified their status as stars, scoring crucial goals that led us to triumph. The booked moment by KHN Koyori's Hot Nudes added a touch of drama to the final match.
From the group stage to the final, we showcased skill, determination, and the ability to rise above challenges. The emotional rollercoaster of victories and hard-fought battles made this tournament an unforgettable experience for our players and fans alike. /mayo/ has truly etched its name in the annals of divegrass history with this remarkable championship win. We've deserved our treat and extra supplies of fresh mayonnaise and extra lab funds!
Roster
More about the roster
Image | Joshu's Database Entry |
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![]() Jumbo Joshu |
Amongst the keepers deemed "FAT FUCKS" and thus the heels of the /vt/ League, an unlikely hero has emerged - the chonkiest coyote keeper of them all, JUMBO JOSHU! This plump 'n' proud coyote with a penchant for mayonnaise has just proven that big boys can ball too.
During the unhinged "FINAL BOSS" match against the /gecko/-fied outgoing champions /vsj+/ With /mayo/ down 5-2, JUMBO JOSHU defied the odds. With a tenacity that can only come from a keeper with as big an appetite as his ass, he netted a goal of his own off a deflected save, bringing the score to 5-3. Suddenly, the masses who once scorned his jumbo-sized girth were singing a different tune: JUMBO JOSHU, the underdog-turned-overdog, had won their hearts. In the /vt/ League, where schizophrenia reigns supreme, he reminded us all that even FAT FUCKS can have their moment of glory. He became a featured player after /vt/ League 5. |
![]() Koyote Kissing Machine |
Koyote Kissing Machine, Gold, Ace Striker
"One night, on her way back to Koyolabo Koyori noticed something strange, a contraption with an uncanny resemblance to her standing in front of a monument to peace and love. Undaunted, she approached it only to find herself assaulted by an unrelenting storm of kisses, each wetter, sloppier, deeper and more passionate than the last... mwah mwah mwah mwah... "...nenechi... what have you done... this.. is... mwah.. is... mwah... t... mwah... oo... mwah... mwah... mwah..." A trap fit for her and one she might not survived were it not for the sacrifice of joshu after joshu who upon noticing her peril, jumped in front of her in order to protect their beloved koyote... Repurposed as an ace striker capable of breaking through any defense with an unrelenting stream of well placed CHU'S, the Koyote Kissing Machine's legend continues, supported by the careful care and maintenance provided to it by all members of the lab throughout day and night. Every inch of the machine has been thoroughly and repeatedly tested for maximum performance and its cheerful Mwah's are a constant source of joy for the lab." |
![]() Longjoshu! |
>he's not that long He's back, her forward! he's pushing in and pulling out! a master of flexibility who rises up to meet every occasion, long joshu is a common sight on the field, always ready to go in whenever needed! No formation is too tight, no defense impenetrable, he makes a deep and lasting impression on all that behold him! If there's grass he will play! Give him a good rub and he'll love you forever! |
![]() It's koyover... |
>this is the run! A heavy mood descends over the field, a tension and unease that is hard to describe accompanied of an all engulfing silence which is suddenly pierced by a soul shattering shriek... "AHHHHHHHHHHHH"... you hear, followed by the rhythmic beating of some surface... and then; a blood curling sight, a shadowy hunched figure holding her head, disorienting shrieks each higher than the last emanating from it, all color, joy and happiness gone from the vicinity, the bright grass of the turf from just moments ago seeming to wither in an instant... time itself seems to freeze as every thought is replaced by the cacophony of screams... slowly, inexorably, you realize a simple truth... its koyover, it always was... for you. |
![]() Joshu Drone! |
"To boldly go where no Joshu has gone before". One Joshu looked to the skies and powered a machine with his own mayo only to reach the mayo clouds. >May he fly high forevermore! |
![]() Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos |
>AWOOOOOGA BOING BOING BOING BOING MMMMMMM *SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK POP* HAMUNA HAMUNA HAMUNA HAMUNA KOYOTE TITTIES ALSO KNOWN AS KOYOTITTIES MMMMMMM SUCK OUT ALL THE MAYO FROM THE KOYOBOOBIES |
![]() KoyoBaby |
When all hope is lost, the pacifier and rattle will appear to save the day. |
![]() KOYOLIVE! |
The Pink Koyote will follow in her mother's footsteps and show that you don't need to be good at singing to be an Idol. The mythical Koyolive will finally pierce the delicate ears of all Joshu-kuns around the world. If all your fans are deaf, singing skills does not matter anymore... |
![]() YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JOSHU KUN! |
HOLOLIVE GREATEST HYPEKOYOTE! WHETHER IT'S THE HOME'S GOAL OR HER OPPONENT'S GOAL. YOU WILL ALWAYS HEAR: "YAAAAAAAAAAAATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH JOSHUUU-KKUUNNNN! |
![]() KHN ~Koyori's Hot Nudes~ |
Every Tuesday morning, a Pink Koyote releases her hot leaks of each week. |
![]() Lolikoyo |
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![]() Copyjoshu! |
Amongst the wandering Joshus, there are many legends: of the brave Joshumin whose memories are cherished by all; of Kain, the Dragoonshu who served the darkness until Koyo smacked him in the head and dragged him back; of Jumbo Joshu, the titanic Joshu whose every step makes the earth tremble and atop whose back entire civilizations are said to reside! Among them, a remarkable one is that of the Copyjoshu. When asked, no Joshu ever has a straight answer on who the Copyjoshu is, what he looks like, or where he resides. Yet all Joshus agree about his existence, despite no two of them being able to agree on just what a Copyjoshu is! The phrase "Copyjoshu!" exclaimed loudly while pointing and laughing at each other is a common and traditional Joshu greeting. Nobody knows how this began, but it might have been something like this: One day, while wandering the lands, two Joshus ran into each other! Being artists, they proudly pulled out their newest pieces to show each other, only to find that both pieces were perfect replicas of each other—exactly the same down to the smallest detail and the least obvious mistake! Their pieces were perfect copies of each other! Surprised, they pulled another frame from their travel packs, but again, not even the sharpest-eyed hawk would have been able to tell a single difference. Increasingly flustered, they did it again…and again…and again, with the same result! "Copyjoshu!" they both exclaimed, pointing at each other before bolting off to tell the bizarre tale. How did this happen? Did it even happen? The only thing that's known for sure is that Joshus believe it did, and like wildfire, tales of similar happenings spread. Did Joshus copy each other by accident? On purpose? Alas, we may never know, yet the tale persists.
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The lab
Joshu
Joshu evolves into Long Joshu whenever Koyo is around!
Long Joshu is a Champion Level Joshu with the special characteristic that he's able to elongate further making it match the endurance and strength of a ultimate or even a Mega Level Joshu just via willpower and proper stimulation! Similar to egg digivolutions, Long Joshu can also be ridden like a vehicle and Koyo often does so! Long Joshu allows her to reach heights that would otherwise be impossible! Repeatedly! Depicted: A Rookie Level Joshu! This is the base form that will turn into shiny, long, jumbo, cool, drone, and many other types of Joshus depending on which music track is playing when he does!
— Anon
Stadium
We have a stadium called Koyolabo! WAO~!
Anthem
Koyori blessed us by singing our anthem! Sing along!
JP | EN |
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天下に響け我が力 |
Let our power resound under the heavens! |
☆ Konkoyo means Konkoyo!
☆☆ Konkoyo Highschool is a reference to Koyolabo, a koyote institution of vigorous energetic hands on learning of all things
Official Match History
Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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![]() /vt/ League 5 |
Group H | ![]() |
3-4 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
2 September 2023 |
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3-3 D | ![]() ![]() |
9 September 2023 | ||
![]() FL8V0RTOWN |
8-0 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
10 September 2023 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
5-3 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
16 September 2023
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Quarter Finals | ![]() |
1-2 W | ![]() |
17 September 2023 | |
Semi Finals | ![]() |
5-4 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
17 September 2023 | |
Final | ![]() |
1-5 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
17 September 2023 | |
![]() /vt/ League 6 |
Group A | ![]() |
1-2 L | ![]() |
1 March 2024 |
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4-5 W | ![]() ![]() {{goal|79} Koyote Kissing Machine |
3 March 2024 | ||
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0-3 L | ![]() |
9 March 2024 |
Unofficial Match History
Competition | Opponent | Result | Match Events | Date |
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![]() /vt/ League 6 Friendlies |
![]() Hag Revenge rematch |
2-2 D | Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos ![]() Gaming Koyori ![]() |
13 January 2024 |
![]() /vt/ League Academy | ||||
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2-1 W | ![]() |
20 April 2024 | |
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3-1 L | ![]() |
21 April 2024 |
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