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|date= August 2011
|date= August 2011
|manager=Art Bell
|manager=Art Bell
|irl= {{Anonymous|XEon8x|!!zIlZPeUu7xI }}<br>{{Anonymous|Thunderlizard|!!OgWEaWi3LoI }}
|irl= Managerless
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|ranking= 18 <small>({{increase|15}})</small>
|high_ranking= 2
|high_ranking= 2
|high_date= November 9, 2014
|high_date= November 9, 2014
|low_ranking= 56
|low_ranking= 56
|low_date= October 9, 2016
|low_date= October 9, 2016
|scorer= Pyramid Head
|scorer= /x/-tan
|goals= 25
|goals= 76
|assister= X Tan
|assister= /x/-tan
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|assists= 35
|captain= Goatman
|captain= /x/-tan
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|w= 63
|d= 7
|d= 22
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|l= 64
|gf=93
|gf=233
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|ga=243
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|win_score_home= 4
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|win_score_away= 6
|win_date= August 16, 2013
|win_date= January 24, 2020
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|lose_home= b
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|lose_away= x
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|first_score_away= 1
|first_score_away= 1
|first_date= August 6, 2011
|first_date= August 6, 2011
|elite_cup_appearances= 9
|elite_cup_appearances= 20
|first_elite_appearance= [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
|first_elite_appearance= [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_result= 4th
|best_elite_result= 2nd
|best_elite_cup= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_cup= [[2022 4chan Winter Cup]]
|babby_cup_appearances= 5
|babby_cup_appearances= 16
|first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_result= 4th
|best_babby_result= 2nd
|best_babby_cup= [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_cup= [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|hex=000000
|hex=000000
|color= Black
|color= Black
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
|a_title= X Files Theme
|a_title=X-Files Theme
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
|altanthem1_title=Spooky Scary Skeletons
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=roo0CeT1VXI
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=roo0CeT1VXI
|gh_title= X Gon Give It To Ya
|gh_title= X Gon Give It To Ya
|altgh1= implyingrigged.info/wiki//x/#Team
|altgh1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJq3Rngmek&feature=youtu.be&t=25s
|altgh1_title= All Other Music
|altgh1_title=AYY LMAO - The Grey
|nickname= /x/philes <br>
|nickname= /x/philes <br>
|kithome=Xhome sc2015.png
|kithome=Xhome sc2015.png
|kitaway=Xaway-2016sbc.png
|kitaway=Xaway-2016sbc.png
|kit3=Xthird-2016sbc.png
|kit3=Xthird-2016sbc.png
|home_ground=The Void
}}
}}
The '''/x/''' 4chan Cup team was founded in 2011, based on the 4chan board /x/ - Paranormal, making it one of the first teams on the tournament. Its first appearance came to be during the [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]] and with a small fan base, it established itself as a consistent team for the future.
The '''/x/''' 4chan Cup team was founded in 2011, based on the 4chan board /x/ - Paranormal, making it one of the first teams on the tournament. Its first appearance came to be during the [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]] and with a small fan base, it established itself as a consistent team for the future.


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Discord for the team: https://discord.gg/Mx5Nybk


===Home Board===
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000000, #000000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Home Board</span></div>==


The users of the /x/ board are all paranoid schizophrenic with little-to-no social life because, let's face it, the world might end at any minute now, who has time for this whole "life" thing when you can discover and explore the vast knowledge of occult and secret teachings passed on for generations by the elders of an ancient tribe that still remain undiscovered by modern man, while discussing the next false-flag attack perpetrated by a secret society that is constantly watching our every move, not to mention the astral projections that require vast amounts of meditation, chaos magick or even demonic possessions, which can only bring about bad energy your way, which in turn destabilizes your initial chakras, and all of this while you wait for the impending doomsday that could happen at any moment because the prophecies foretold by our ancestors are never wrong, unless they happened in an alternate universe which would explain the spiritual connection we have with nature, in fact, most urban explorers will assure you that ghosts are usually connected to a specific place, which is why the sightings tend to happen in the same place over and over again, and speaking of sightings, UFOs are everywhere, you just haven't looked up to the sky recently, keep in mind the "public" government and the "shadow" government have known about this for decades and they are hiding the truth from us because they want to make a profit for themselves by allowing the greys to do whatever they please with us, meanwhile the big corporations destroy our lives by making the bankers richer and us poorer, while they feed us genetically-altered food to sterilize and control the general population, oh and by the way, they pollute our water with more chemicals than the average hospital storage has in its inventory.
The users of the /x/ board are all paranoid schizophrenic with little-to-no social life because, let's face it, the world might end at any minute now, who has time for this whole "life" thing when you can discover and explore the vast knowledge of occult and secret teachings passed on for generations by the elders of an ancient tribe that still remain undiscovered by modern man, while discussing the next false-flag attack perpetrated by a secret society that is constantly watching our every move, not to mention the astral projections that require vast amounts of meditation, chaos magick or even demonic possessions, which can only bring about bad energy your way, which in turn destabilizes your initial chakras, and all of this while you wait for the impending doomsday that could happen at any moment because the prophecies foretold by our ancestors are never wrong, unless they happened in an alternate universe which would explain the spiritual connection we have with nature, in fact, most urban explorers will assure you that ghosts are usually connected to a specific place, which is why the sightings tend to happen in the same place over and over again, and speaking of sightings, UFOs are everywhere, you just haven't looked up to the sky recently, keep in mind the "public" government and the "shadow" government have known about this for decades and they are hiding the truth from us because they want to make a profit for themselves by allowing the greys to do whatever they please with us, meanwhile the big corporations destroy our lives by making the bankers richer and us poorer, while they feed us genetically-altered food to sterilize and control the general population, oh and by the way, they pollute our water with more chemicals than the average hospital storage has in its inventory.


All of this, from the comfort of your computer.
All of this, from the comfort of your computer.
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:''Main article: [[/x/ roster]]''
:''Related article: [[Retired /x/ players]]''
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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Guardian Angel}}
{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=LB |name=Ghost Blowjob}}
{{sq start player |no=21 |pos=CB |name=Hermes Trismegistus}}
{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=Self-Induced Mental Illness}}
{{sq start player |no=17 |pos=RB |name=Cthulhu}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=DMF |name=Christcuck}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=Taste The Pain}}
{{sq gold player |no=4 |pos=CMF|name=Succubus GF}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=AMF |name=A Literal Fucking Skeleton}}
{{sq silver player |no=5 |pos=SS|name=Let's All Be Lain}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=/x/-tan {{captain}}}}
{{sq mid|bg=#000000|fg=#FFFFFF}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=GK |name=Jesus Saves}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CB |name=CERN Shifting}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CB |name=Shadow Wizard Money Gang}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=Just Meditate Harder}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=LB |name=The Grey}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=RB |name=Machine Elves}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=RB |name=Schizoposting}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=Mothman}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=DMF |name=Secret Society}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=Glowie}}
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CMF |name=Goatman}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name=Take Your Meds}}
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==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000000, #000000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Team History</span></div>==
:''Main article: [[/x/ Lore]]''
===2018 4chan Winter Cup===
After a second place finish in Autumn, /x/ looked to prove any remaining skeptics wrong in its first Elite Cup appearance since the [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|summer of 2015]]. Things got off to a historically inauspicious start however, as the Spooks conceded three goals in the first 8 minutes of play against reigning champion /lgbt/, who jumped to [[User:Prow/Miscellaneous_Records#Best_Starts_.28Official.29|the fastest 3-0 lead in Cup history.]] With an enormously gay mountain to climb, /x/ would have to either get its shit together or play dead for another 82 minutes. The players chose the former. Goals by This Man and Goatman triggered the opposition and drew the game closer, but the sloppy start proved to be too much to overcome, as a 3-2 final left /x/ pointless and with little margin for error going forward.
Looking to brush off a sluggish start, /x/ played host to /n/ and their [https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/File:HighRoller.png horrifying memebike]. After 40 minutes of <strike>semen slurping</strike> exciting, tension-filled soccer, Goatman and Cthulhu scored goals just three minutes apart to give /x/ a 2-0 lead heading into the half. A second Cthulhu goal gave /x/ a {{tt|commanding 3-0 lead|it also marked the return of a certain triple X rated goalhorn}}, which was held for a 3-1 final. That bounce-back performance gave /x/ three much-needed points and placed them atop a 3-3-3-3 group heading into grip weekend.
Needing a win or a draw to advance to the Round of 16, /x/ traveled to the Awesome Dome to face off against perennial group stage escape artists, /f/. The /x/ attack looked strong to begin the match, but it was /f/ who would take a 1-0 lead into halftime, thanks to a Daily Dose goal and some impressive goalkeeping from {{tt|Anonymous D|Not to mention Trollpost...}}. Despite the missed chances early on (not to mention the [https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Curses#Curse_of_the_Babby_Cup_Runner-up Curse of the Babby Cup Runner-up] looming large), /x/ stayed composed and stuck to its high-pressure attack. The Spooks' perseverance was finally rewarded in the 63rd minute, as Goatman got a shot past Anonymous D to break the shutout and put /x/ in position to advance should the score hold at 1-1. Despite a furious push on the part of /f/, the score remained 1-1 as the final whistle blew. /x/ would advance to an Elite knockout round for the first time since [[2014 4chan Winter Cup|the winter of 2014]], becoming the 2nd team to defeat the Babby Cup Runner-up Curse.
/x/ was set to march into /an/'s Jungle to finish off the Round of 16, and it would have to do so without its bronze DMF ({{tt|thanks, Ted Cruz|two yellow bookings in the group stages}}). An early goal by /x/-tan gave the Spooks a 1-0 lead, and it appeared as though the absence of the Zodiac Killer wouldn't be a factor in this match. Not so. The second half quickly turned into a back-and-forth, six goal affair from which /x/ would eventually emerge victorious thanks to an /x/-tan tap-in deep into stoppage time (a hat-trick to boot!).


[[File:Xteam-startup.png|754px]]
With all their medals back for the Quarter Finals, /x/ would play host to an opponent they know all too well in /mlp/. Having both come up to this point from the Autumn Fetus, the stage was set for an exciting fifth meeting between these two rivals. The Spooks and Horsefuckers did not disappoint, delivering a high-tension match highlighted by an eleven minute, three goal exchange that began '66 and left the game at 2-2 when the dust settled. This one would go to extra time and eventually to benuldies, where /mlp/ squeaked by 4-3 and ended /x/'s Elite Cup run (thanks ''again'', {{tt|Ted Cruz|I shot it right at the keeper! ^:)}}).


===History===
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000000, #000000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Tournament History</span></div>==
{| class="wikitable" width=50%
:''Main article: [[/x/ Match history]]''
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|-
|-
!style="background:#3A50B1;color:#FFFFFF"| Event
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#3A50B1;color:#FFFFFF"| Manager
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Manager
!style="background:#3A50B1;color:#FFFFFF"| Place
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Win
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Draw
|[[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Loss
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| End Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Placement
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Notes
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:4chanworldcup.png|25px]] [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Anonymous
|Anonymous
|9th
|align=center|1
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
|align=center|0
|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2
|Losers' Round 2
|align=center|9th
|
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:2012_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Anonymous
|Anonymous
|6th
|align=center|2
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
|align=center|0
|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|2
|Gallow (see [[Dragongate]])
|Losers' Round 4
|Disqualified
|align=center|6th
|
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Gallow
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|align=center|2
|Preliminaries
|align=center|Disqualified
|Record nullified (see [[Dragongate]])
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
|[[File:2013_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Possessed, Rebaño
|Possessed, Rebaño
|18th (Relegated)
|align=center|2
|align=center|0
|align=center|1
|Group Stage
|align=center|18th
|Relegated
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|[[File:2013_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|Possessed, Rebaño
|Possessed, Rebaño
|4th (Promoted)
|align=center|4
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
|align=center|0
|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|3
|Third Place Match
|align=center|4th
|Promoted
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:2013_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Rebaño
|Rebaño
|15th
|align=center|1
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
|align=center|1
|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2
|Round of 16
|align=center|15th
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
|AlphaBrennenburg, Rebaño
|AlphaBrennenburg, Rebaño
|13th
|align=center|2
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
|align=center|1
|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1
|Round of 16
|align=center|13th
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|4th
|align=center|4
|align=center|1
|align=center|2
|Third Place Match
|align=center|4th
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
|[[File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|24th (Relegated)
|align=center|1
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|align=center|0
|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2
|Group Stage
|align=center|24th
|Relegated
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2015_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|17th ("Promoted" due to {{team away|cgl}} export failure)
|align=center|2
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|Group Stage
|align=center|17th
|"Promoted" due to {{team away|cgl}} export failure
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|[[File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|27th (Relegated)
|align=center|0
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
|align=center|1
|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2
|Group Stage
|align=center|27th
|Relegated
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|22nd
|align=center|2
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
|align=center|0
|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2
|Group Stage
|align=center|22nd
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|AlphaBrennenburg, Bol
|31st {{tt|(FETUS'D!)|Almost...}}
|align=center|0
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
|align=center|0
|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3
|Group Stage
|align=center|31st
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:ABC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|AequusNox
|AequusNox
|23rd
|align=center|1
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
|align=center|0
|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2
|AequusNox
|Group Stage
|Missed export deadline
|align=center|23rd
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:ABC17_Design_A_fetus.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|XEon8x, Thunderlizard
|align=center|2
|align=center|1
|align=center|0
|Qualified
|align=center|2nd
|
|-bgcolor="#b7bec5"
|[[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|XEon8x, Thunderlizard
|align=center|4
|align=center|1
|align=center|2
|Runner Up
|align=center|2nd
|Promoted
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:WC18_Design_F2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Winter Cup]]
|XEon8x, Thunderlizard
|align=center|2
|align=center|1
|align=center|2
|Quarter Finals
|align=center|5th
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:Summer18_E.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
|XEon8x
|align=center|1
|align=center|0
|align=center|2
|Group Stage
|align=center|21st
|Relegated
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:ABC18_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|Group Stage
|align=center|18th
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SBC19_Design_B1.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|align=center|2
|Round of 16
|align=center|16th
|Promoted
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:Summer19_C.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|Group Stage
|align=center|19th
|Relegated
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|2
|align=center|0
|align=center|2
|Round of 16
|align=center|15th
|Promoted
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:WC20_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2020 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|2
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|Round of 16
|align=center|9th
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SC20_Design_E2.png|25px]] [[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|1
|align=center|2
|align=center|1
|Round of 16
|align=center|14th
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:WC21_Design_D.png|25px]] [[2021 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|1
|align=center|0
|align=center|2
|Group Stage
|align=center|18th
|Relegated
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:WoC21_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|2
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|Round of 32
|align=center|24th
|Special 10th Anniversary Cup
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:ABC21_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|3
|align=center|1
|align=center|2
|Quarter Finals
|align=center|8th
|Promoted
|-bgcolor="#b7bec5"
|[[File:WC22_Design_D.png|25px]] [[2022 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|4
|align=center|1
|align=center|2
|Runner Up
|align=center|2nd
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:SC22_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|Group Stage
|align=center|17th
|Relegated
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:ABC22_Design_H.png|25px]] [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|3
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|Quarter Finals
|align=center|5th
|Promoted
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:WC23_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|0
|align=center|0
|align=center|3
|Group Stage
|align=center|32nd
|Relegated (First Spoon)
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:SBC23_Design_D.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|Group Stage
|align=center|19th
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|1
|align=center|0
|align=center|2
|Group stage
|align=center|25th
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SBC24_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|2
|align=center|0
|align=center|2
|Round of 16
|align=center|9th
|Promoted
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:SC24_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|0
|align=center|0
|align=center|3
|Group Stage
|align=center|32nd
|Relegated (2nd Spoon)
|-bgcolor="#CD7F32"
|[[File:ABC24_Design_B.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|4
|align=center|1
|align=center|2
|Third Place
|align=center|3rd
|Promoted
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:WC25_Design_J.png|25px]] [[2025 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Amphetamemes
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|align=center|1
|Group Stage
|align=center|22nd
|Relegated
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:SBC25_Design_B.png|25px]] [[2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|{{tt|SpiritGuide|Amphetamemes}}
|align=center|1
|align=center|0
|align=center|2
|Group Stage
|align=center|25th
|
|}
|}


===Roster===
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000000, #000000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Statistical Leaders</span></div>==
:''Main article: [[/x/ roster]]''
:''Main article: [[/x/ Individual Statistics]]''
{{sq start}}
'''Bold text''' denotes active players
{{sq start player |no=13 |pos=GK |name=Nope}}
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Elisa Lam}}
|-
{{sq start player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=SCP Series}}
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Player
{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=RB |name=Ethereal Ghost}}
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Goals
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=LB |name=Creepypasta}}
|-
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=DMF |name=Slenderman}}
| align=center|{{tt|'''/x/-tan'''|Also known as X-Tan}}
{{sq silver player |no=4 |pos=CMF |name=This Man}}
| align=center|'''76'''
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=Cthulhu}}
|-
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=AMF |name=The Grey}}
| align=center|'''Goatman'''
{{sq gold player |no=6 |pos=SS |name=Goatman {{Captain}}}}
| align=center|'''32'''
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=CF |name= /x/-tan}}
|-
{{sq mid}}
| align=center|''Pyramid Head''
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=>be me >be alone}}
| align=center|''27''
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=Astral Meetup}}
|-
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Divination}}
| align=center|'''Cthulhu'''
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=Lost Media}}
| align=center|'''20'''
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=LB |name=Solomon Demon}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=RB |name=Ghost Puncher}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=DMF |name=Urbex}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name=Secret Society}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=AMF |name=Zodiac Killer}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=AMF |name=Spooky Mulder}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=AMF |name=Berenstæin Bears}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=SS |name=Chaos Magick}}
{{sq end}}
 
{|{{Prettytable}}
|width="60%" style="color:#FCC119; background:#000000; font-size:110%;" align="center"|'''Music'''
|width="100%" style="color:#FCC119; background:#000000; font-size:110%;" align="center"|'''Export'''
|-
|-
|style="font-size:110%;"|
| align=center|'''The Grey'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU Anthem]
| align=center|'''14'''
*[https://youtu.be/roo0CeT1VXI?t=15s Primary Goal Horn]
*[https://goo.gl/Xq2NGe Hat trick or late dramatic goal]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXhguE_yh3U If Zodiac Killer scores]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJq3Rngmek&feature=youtu.be&t=25s If The Grey scores]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgcTvoWjZJU&feature=youtu.be&t=28s If Berenstain Bears scores]
|style="font-size:110%;"|
*[https://my.mixtape.moe/vbqpdi  /x/port (For Autumn 2016 Deadline 2)]
*[https://mega.nz/#F!jBMi2TxS!jieZupMu1HDNnsZTV8qWCQ /x/thetics /x/port]
|}
|}


===Retired Players Export===
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
{{sq start}}
|-
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=CMF |name=Pyramid Head}}
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Player
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Hoagie}}
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Assists
{{sq end}}
|-
https://mega.nz/#!1uRDSR5Z!CSMGO3tJwtKfSkrjEBgsxVor5mbMQbe89LsrhvOmTPI
| align=center|{{tt|'''/x/-tan'''|Also known as X-Tan}}
 
| align=center|'''35'''
===Rivalries===
|-
The Eldritch Abominationb Owl (vs {{team away|lit}})<br/>
| align=center|'''Goatman'''
The Kaowaii Bowl (vs {{team away|c}})<br/>
| align=center|'''27'''
The Ignorance Bowl (vs {{team away|sci}})
|-
 
| align=center|'''Succubus'''
==<b>Results</b>==
| align=center|'''15'''
Matches in gray were voided via [[Dragongate]].
 
===Friendlies===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
| align=center|'''Cthulhu'''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Win
| align=center|'''12'''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Draw
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Loss
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Notes
|-
|-
| Official Friendlies  || 9||2||4  ||[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBG6B2HPhy8 2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendly: /x/ vs /s/ with Ken modding his voice]
| align=center|'''The Grey'''
| align=center|'''11'''
 
|}
|}
 
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Player
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Saves
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Clean Sheets
|-
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
| align=center|''NOPE''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
| align=center|''141''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
| align=center|''11''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 12, 2012
| {{team away|tv}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 18, 2012
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-0 D
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 11, 2012
| {{team away|sci}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>Dead Bart {{goal|6||52||}}<br>Reptilian {{goal|54||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| April 14, 2012
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>Dead Bart {{goal|13||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| May 5, 2012
| {{team away|3}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Reptilian {{goal|39||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| May 12, 2012
| {{team away|an}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|3-5 L
|<small>Dead Bart {{goal|6||55||}}<br>Lavender Town {{goal|84||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 19, 2012
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-0 W
|<small>Ancient Aliums {{goal|42||60||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| September 2, 2012
| {{team away|po}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 W
|<small>Ancient Aliums {{goal|73||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 16, 2012
| {{team away|s}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-3 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 8, 2012
| {{team away|tv}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Lovecraft {{goal|47||67||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 6, 2013
| {{team away|k}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-0 W
|<small>Shitbrix {{goal|45+1||}}<br>X-Tan {{goal|65||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 14, 2013
| {{team away|d}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-0 D
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|44||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 13, 2013
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|3-1 W
|<small>Lovecraft {{goal|52}}<br>Pyramid Head {{goal|61||87}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 14, 2013
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Phone {{goal|89||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 12, 2014
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|3-1 W
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|9||70}} <br>X-Tan {{goal|54}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 26, 2014
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-3 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 30, 2014
| {{team away|b}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|81||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 8, 2014
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|}
 
===Cup Matches===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
| align=center|'''Guardian Angel'''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Win
| align=center|'''66'''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Draw
| align=center|'''3'''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Loss
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Videos
|-
|-
| Official Cups  || 19||4||25 ||[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1b8s9v_2014-4chan-winter-cup-x-bumper_videogames /x/ bumper for the 2014 Winter Cup]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCn5pN_u_QQ 2014 Summer Cup: /x/ vs /mlp/]
| align=center|'''Jesus Saves'''
|}
| align=center|'''63'''
 
| align=center|'''6'''
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
| align=center|{{tt|''Urbex''|Also known as UrbanExplorer}}
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
| align=center|''23''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
| align=center|''0''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August, 2011
| {{team away|b}}
| align=center|[[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August, 2011
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August, 2011
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 5, 2012
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Herobrine {{goal|35}}<br>Dead Bart {{goal|72||88|pen.}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 6, 2012
| {{team away|b}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|4-3 W
|<small>Slenderman {{goal|35}}<br>Clown Statue {{goal|48}} <br>Creepychan {{goal|114}}<br>Herobrine {{goal|116}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 7, 2012
| {{team away|k}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Mothman {{goal|87||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 7, 2012
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|1-5 L
|<small>Slenderman {{goal|86||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| July 13, 2012
| {{team away|fa}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|0-0 D
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| July 14, 2012
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| July 15, 2012
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Lavender Town {{goal|4||9}}<br>Dead Bart {{goal|90+3}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| July 20, 2012
| {{team away|k}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>The Grifter {{goal|15||44}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| February 9, 2013
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 15, 2013
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 17, 2013
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Phone {{goal|36}}<br> Lovecraft {{goal|89}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 3, 2013
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|11||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| May 5, 2013
| {{team away|3}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|23||}}<br>Pyramid Head {{goal|51||81||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| May 11, 2013
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|47||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 18, 2013
| {{team away|po}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-1 W
|<small>UrbanExplorer {{goal|45+1}}<br>X-Tan {{goal|47}}<br> Pyramid Head {{goal|69}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 19, 2013
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-1 W
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|37||83||90+1}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 19, 2013
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|56||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 19, 2013
| {{team away|soc}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>Lovecraft {{goal|73|}}<br>X-Tan {{goal|103}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 16, 2013
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|4-1 W
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|44||86}}<br> Phone {{goal|89}}<br> X-Tan {{goal|90+}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| August 18, 2013
| {{team away|toy}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|21||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 24, 2013
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|63||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 31, 2013
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|0-3 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 15, 2014
| {{team away|v}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|24}}<br>X-Tan {{goal|70}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 21, 2014
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-0 W
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|18}}<br>X-Tan {{goal|35}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 23, 2014
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>The Grey {{goal|29||87}}<br>Pyramid Head {{goal|90+}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 1, 2014
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|11||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 19, 2014
| {{team away|lgbt}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|17||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 25, 2014
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|9|pen.|}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 27, 2014
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|0-0 D
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 2, 2014
| {{team away|s4s}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-1 W<br>(6-5 PK)
|<small>The Grey {{goal|49||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 3, 2014
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|7||}}<br>Pyramid Head {{goal|34||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 3, 2014
| {{team away|hr}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 L
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|44||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 3, 2014
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-0 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 14, 2015
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-4 L
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|67||87}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 20, 2015
| {{team away|s4s}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|0-5 L
|<small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 22, 2015
| {{team away|m}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|47}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 24, 2015
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|16}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 26, 2015
| {{team away|out}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-0 W
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|4}}<br>X-Tan {{goal|49}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 2, 2015
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>The Grey {{goal|25}}<br>X-Tan {{goal|36}}<br>Cthulhu {{goal|66}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 10, 2015
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Cthulhu {{goal|11}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 1, 2015
| {{team away|h}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|0-3 L
|<small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 7, 2015
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|2-4 L
|<small>Cthulu {{goal|24}}<br> Pyramid Head {{goal|45+}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| August 9, 2015
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|62}}<br>Cthulhu {{goal|90+}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 24, 2015
| {{team away|gif}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|36}}<br>Cthulhu {{goal|63}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 1, 2015
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|65}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 6, 2015
| {{team away|out}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|10}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 8, 2015
| {{team away|biz}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|4}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 6, 2016
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>The Grey {{goal|49}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 8, 2016
| {{team away|p}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>The Grey {{goal|39}}<br>Goatman {{goal|55}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 14, 2016
| {{team away|b}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 29, 2016
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-1 L
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|14}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 4, 2016
| {{team away|b}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|7-0 L
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 6, 2016
| {{team away|wsg}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|5-2 W
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|9||42||62}} <br> Cthulhu {{goal|12}} <br> Goatman {{goal|90+5}}</small>
|}
 
===Unofficial Matches===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
| align=center|''Zalgo''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
| align=center|''9''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
| align=center|''2''
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 25, 2012
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[2012 Christmas Cup#Round of 16|2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Urban Explorer {{goal|66||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 3, 2013
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[Halloween Bowl 2013#truFinal|Halloween Bowl 2013 truFinal]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|13||}}<br>Gashunk {{goal|69||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 16, 2015
| {{team away|s}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|71||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 23, 2015
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-0 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 11, 2015
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-1 L
|<small>X-Tan {{goal|9||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 12, 2015
| {{team away|sci}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>Pyramid Head {{goal|4||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 22, 2015
| {{team away|jp}}
| align=center|[[Lark's Madness]]
| align=center|5-5 (1&ndash;3) L
|<small>Cthulhu {{goal|45+||57}} <br> Pyramid Head {{goal|50||104}} <br> X-Tan {{goal|68}} </small>
|}
|}


===Honors===
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000000, #000000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Honors</span></div>==
===Team===
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:2013_Spring_Cup_logo.png|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] 4th place
File:2013_Spring_Cup_logo.png|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] <br> 4th place
File:Generic_trophy.png|[[Halloween Bowl 2013]] truFinal Winner
File:Generic_trophy.png|[[Halloween Bowl 2013]] truFinal Winner
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] 4th place
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] <br> 4th place
File:2015 4chan winter cup logo.png| [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]] Best Models
File:ABC17 Design A.png|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] <br>-2nd place<br>-Most Improved Team<br>-Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament<br>-Biggest Upset <br> {{team home|sp}} 1 - 2 {{team away|x}} <br> (Quarter Finals)
File:WC22 Design D.png|[[2022 4chan Winter Cup]] 2nd place
File:ABC24_Design_B.png|[[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] <br>-3rd place<br>-Biggest Upset <br> {{team home|his}} 3 - 3 {{team away|x}} (3-4 PK) <br> (Quarter Finals)
</gallery>
</gallery>
===Individual===
<gallery>
File:2015 Spring Cup Logo.png|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] <br> Best Goalhorn <br> ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJq3Rngmek&feature=youtu.be&t=25s|AYY LMAO - The Grey])
</gallery>
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000000, #000000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Rivalries</span></div>==
{|class="wikitable" style="width: 80%;"
|width=25% align=center| [[file:mlp_logo.png|150px]]<br>'''[[/mlp/]] - Nightmare Night Derby'''||width=75% rowspan=2|This unlikely rivalry dates back to the Spring of 2013, when /mlp/ overcame an early red card and eliminated /x/ in the semi-finals en route to their first Babby Cup Championship. The two teams met again in Winter of 2014, as /mlp/ once again dashed /x/'s dreams of a Cup with a 3-1 victory in the Round of 16. Having twice been eliminated from the Knockouts by the same team, /x/ began to view /mlp/ as more of a bitter rival than just a regular foe. Since then, the spooks and the ponies have met in two Elite Cup Group Stages, exchanging blows that would propel the victor forward and send the vanquished to eventual relegation. It's no longer a question of if, but rather when these two teams will meet again in the Knockouts.
|-
|style="background:#000000; color: #ffffff" align=center|'''1-0-4'''
|}
<gallery>
File:X vs mlp hype poster1.jpg|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup]] Hype Poster
File:X vs mlp hype poster2.png|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] Hype Poster
File:X vs mlp hype poster3.jpg|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]] Hype Poster
</gallery>
{|class="wikitable" style="width: 80%;"
|width=25% align=center| [[file:c_logo.png|150px]]<br>'''[[/c/]] - The Kaowaii Bowl'''||width=75% rowspan=2|When enough fat weebs mispronounce かわいい, the spooks of /x/ are summoned and a frighteningly cute clash with /c/ ensues. /x/ hasn't had much trouble with /c/, having won the first two meetings and outscoring the opposition 7-2.
|-
|style="background:#000000; color: #ffffff" align=center|'''3-2-0'''
|}
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000000, #000000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Exports</span></div>==
===[[2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]===
* '''Tactical Export:''' [https://mega.nz/file/qZlkDAbC#hiBkfQ-kwZxJu0lAr4ikGnLNt9qIO4i59lLyJKyxOOg ...]
* '''Aesthetics Export:''' [https://mega.nz/file/ec1URRaR#YHeBdkNaLm5xb-rzmLk5xAsE4hgoD1SJ4H2_Yj3Z1Bo ...]
* '''Audio Export:''' [https://mega.nz/file/PRElQarY#QZzFMMn6N7lq_WvbvG5NO9X-5pU0H9olmM-W_OUgmUc ...]
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000000, #000000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Trivia</span></div>==
* On July 16th, 2020, {{team away|x}} midfielder '''The Grey''' scored the 10000th goal milestone in the team's 1-1 tie against /wsg/.
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000000, #000000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Miscellaneous</span></div>==
* [[/x/ Chant]]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2ktYpLYgvIUD58jKQI9gAMTkBkfWn0UP Hype Video Playlist]
* [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1b8s9v_2014-4chan-winter-cup-x-bumper_videogames /x/ bumper for the 2014 Winter Cup]


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Latest revision as of 17:51, 15 May 2025

/x/
I Hope You Didn't Plan On Scoring Tonight
X logo.png
/x/ - Paranormal
Founded August 2011
Manager Art Bell
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color 000000
Black
Ranking 18 (increase 15)
Highest rank 2 (November 9, 2014)
Lowest rank 56 (October 9, 2016)
Top scorer /x/-tan (76)
Top assister /x/-tan (35)
Captain /x/-tan
Website /x/ - Paranormal
Nickname /x/philes
Home ground The Void
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
63 22 64 149 42.28%
GF GA GD
233 243 -10
Biggest win
/v/ V icon.png 0–6 X icon.png /x/
January 24, 2020
Biggest defeat
/b/ B icon.png 7–0 X icon.png /x/
November 4, 2016
First match
/x/ X icon.png 2–1 B icon.png /b/
August 6, 2011
Elite Cup
Appearances 20 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 2nd, 2022 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 16 (First in 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result 2nd, 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem X-Files Theme
Victory Anthem Spooky Scary Skeletons

Goal horn X Gon Give It To Ya
Alternate goal horn AYY LMAO - The Grey
Kits
Home kit Xhome sc2015.png
Away kit Xaway-2016sbc.png
Third kit Xthird-2016sbc.png


The /x/ 4chan Cup team was founded in 2011, based on the 4chan board /x/ - Paranormal, making it one of the first teams on the tournament. Its first appearance came to be during the 2011 4chan Summer Cup and with a small fan base, it established itself as a consistent team for the future.

Home Board

The users of the /x/ board are all paranoid schizophrenic with little-to-no social life because, let's face it, the world might end at any minute now, who has time for this whole "life" thing when you can discover and explore the vast knowledge of occult and secret teachings passed on for generations by the elders of an ancient tribe that still remain undiscovered by modern man, while discussing the next false-flag attack perpetrated by a secret society that is constantly watching our every move, not to mention the astral projections that require vast amounts of meditation, chaos magick or even demonic possessions, which can only bring about bad energy your way, which in turn destabilizes your initial chakras, and all of this while you wait for the impending doomsday that could happen at any moment because the prophecies foretold by our ancestors are never wrong, unless they happened in an alternate universe which would explain the spiritual connection we have with nature, in fact, most urban explorers will assure you that ghosts are usually connected to a specific place, which is why the sightings tend to happen in the same place over and over again, and speaking of sightings, UFOs are everywhere, you just haven't looked up to the sky recently, keep in mind the "public" government and the "shadow" government have known about this for decades and they are hiding the truth from us because they want to make a profit for themselves by allowing the greys to do whatever they please with us, meanwhile the big corporations destroy our lives by making the bankers richer and us poorer, while they feed us genetically-altered food to sterilize and control the general population, oh and by the way, they pollute our water with more chemicals than the average hospital storage has in its inventory.

All of this, from the comfort of your computer.

Roster

Main article: /x/ roster
Related article: Retired /x/ players
No. Position Player
1
  GK
Guardian Angel
16
  LB
Ghost Blowjob
21
  CB
Hermes Trismegistus
20
  CB
Self-Induced Mental Illness
17
  RB
Cthulhu
11
  DMF
Christcuck
7
  CMF
Taste The Pain
4
  CMF
Succubus GF
6
  AMF
A Literal Fucking Skeleton
5
  SS
Let's All Be Lain
10
  CF
/x/-tan Captain
No. Position Player
2
  GK
Jesus Saves
22
  CB
CERN Shifting
23
  CB
Shadow Wizard Money Gang
14
  LB
Just Meditate Harder
15
  LB
The Grey
18
  RB
Machine Elves
19
  RB
Schizoposting
13
  DMF
Mothman
12
  DMF
Secret Society
8
  CMF
Glowie
10
  CMF
Goatman
18
  CMF
Take Your Meds

Team History

Main article: /x/ Lore

2018 4chan Winter Cup

After a second place finish in Autumn, /x/ looked to prove any remaining skeptics wrong in its first Elite Cup appearance since the summer of 2015. Things got off to a historically inauspicious start however, as the Spooks conceded three goals in the first 8 minutes of play against reigning champion /lgbt/, who jumped to the fastest 3-0 lead in Cup history. With an enormously gay mountain to climb, /x/ would have to either get its shit together or play dead for another 82 minutes. The players chose the former. Goals by This Man and Goatman triggered the opposition and drew the game closer, but the sloppy start proved to be too much to overcome, as a 3-2 final left /x/ pointless and with little margin for error going forward.

Looking to brush off a sluggish start, /x/ played host to /n/ and their horrifying memebike. After 40 minutes of semen slurping exciting, tension-filled soccer, Goatman and Cthulhu scored goals just three minutes apart to give /x/ a 2-0 lead heading into the half. A second Cthulhu goal gave /x/ a commanding 3-0 lead, which was held for a 3-1 final. That bounce-back performance gave /x/ three much-needed points and placed them atop a 3-3-3-3 group heading into grip weekend.

Needing a win or a draw to advance to the Round of 16, /x/ traveled to the Awesome Dome to face off against perennial group stage escape artists, /f/. The /x/ attack looked strong to begin the match, but it was /f/ who would take a 1-0 lead into halftime, thanks to a Daily Dose goal and some impressive goalkeeping from Anonymous D. Despite the missed chances early on (not to mention the Curse of the Babby Cup Runner-up looming large), /x/ stayed composed and stuck to its high-pressure attack. The Spooks' perseverance was finally rewarded in the 63rd minute, as Goatman got a shot past Anonymous D to break the shutout and put /x/ in position to advance should the score hold at 1-1. Despite a furious push on the part of /f/, the score remained 1-1 as the final whistle blew. /x/ would advance to an Elite knockout round for the first time since the winter of 2014, becoming the 2nd team to defeat the Babby Cup Runner-up Curse.

/x/ was set to march into /an/'s Jungle to finish off the Round of 16, and it would have to do so without its bronze DMF (thanks, Ted Cruz). An early goal by /x/-tan gave the Spooks a 1-0 lead, and it appeared as though the absence of the Zodiac Killer wouldn't be a factor in this match. Not so. The second half quickly turned into a back-and-forth, six goal affair from which /x/ would eventually emerge victorious thanks to an /x/-tan tap-in deep into stoppage time (a hat-trick to boot!).

With all their medals back for the Quarter Finals, /x/ would play host to an opponent they know all too well in /mlp/. Having both come up to this point from the Autumn Fetus, the stage was set for an exciting fifth meeting between these two rivals. The Spooks and Horsefuckers did not disappoint, delivering a high-tension match highlighted by an eleven minute, three goal exchange that began '66 and left the game at 2-2 when the dust settled. This one would go to extra time and eventually to benuldies, where /mlp/ squeaked by 4-3 and ended /x/'s Elite Cup run (thanks again, Ted Cruz).

Tournament History

Main article: /x/ Match history
Competition Manager Win Draw Loss End Result Placement Notes
4chanworldcup.png 2011 4chan Summer Cup Anonymous 1 0 2 Losers' Round 2 9th
2012 Winter Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Winter Cup Anonymous 2 0 2 Losers' Round 4 6th
2012 Summer Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Summer Cup Gallow 1 1 2 Preliminaries Disqualified Record nullified (see Dragongate)
2013 Winter Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Winter Cup Possessed, Rebaño 2 0 1 Group Stage 18th Relegated
2013 Spring Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Possessed, Rebaño 4 0 3 Third Place Match 4th Promoted
2013 Summer Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Summer Cup Rebaño 1 1 2 Round of 16 15th
2014 Winter Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Winter Cup AlphaBrennenburg, Rebaño 2 1 1 Round of 16 13th
2014SummerCupLogo.png 2014 4chan Summer Cup AlphaBrennenburg, Bol 4 1 2 Third Place Match 4th
2015 4chan winter cup logo.png 2015 4chan Winter Cup AlphaBrennenburg, Bol 1 0 2 Group Stage 24th Relegated
2015 Spring Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup AlphaBrennenburg, Bol 2 1 1 Group Stage 17th "Promoted" due to Cgl icon.png /cgl/ export failure
2015 Summer Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Summer Cup AlphaBrennenburg, Bol 0 1 2 Group Stage 27th Relegated
ABC15 Design G.png 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup AlphaBrennenburg, Bol 2 0 2 Group Stage 22nd
2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup AlphaBrennenburg, Bol 0 0 3 Group Stage 31st
ABC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup AequusNox 1 0 2 Group Stage 23rd
ABC17 Design A fetus.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers XEon8x, Thunderlizard 2 1 0 Qualified 2nd
ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup XEon8x, Thunderlizard 4 1 2 Runner Up 2nd Promoted
WC18 Design F2.png 2018 4chan Winter Cup XEon8x, Thunderlizard 2 1 2 Quarter Finals 5th
Summer18 E.png 2018 4chan Summer Cup XEon8x 1 0 2 Group Stage 21st Relegated
ABC18 Design A.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Amphetamemes 1 1 1 Group Stage 18th
SBC19 Design B1.png 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Amphetamemes 1 1 2 Round of 16 16th Promoted
Summer19 C.png 2019 4chan Summer Cup Amphetamemes 1 1 1 Group Stage 19th Relegated
ABC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Amphetamemes 2 0 2 Round of 16 15th Promoted
WC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Winter Cup Amphetamemes 2 1 1 Round of 16 9th
SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup Amphetamemes 1 2 1 Round of 16 14th
WC21 Design D.png 2021 4chan Winter Cup Amphetamemes 1 0 2 Group Stage 18th Relegated
WoC21 Design E.png 2021 4chan World Cup Amphetamemes 2 1 1 Round of 32 24th Special 10th Anniversary Cup
ABC21 Design C.png 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Amphetamemes 3 1 2 Quarter Finals 8th Promoted
WC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Winter Cup Amphetamemes 4 1 2 Runner Up 2nd
SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup Amphetamemes 1 1 1 Group Stage 17th Relegated
ABC22 Design H.png 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Amphetamemes 3 1 1 Quarter Finals 5th Promoted
WC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Winter Cup Amphetamemes 0 0 3 Group Stage 32nd Relegated (First Spoon)
SBC23 Design D.png 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Amphetamemes 1 1 1 Group Stage 19th
ABC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Amphetamemes 1 0 2 Group stage 25th
SBC24 Design G.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Amphetamemes 2 0 2 Round of 16 9th Promoted
SC24 Design C.png 2024 4chan Summer Cup Amphetamemes 0 0 3 Group Stage 32nd Relegated (2nd Spoon)
ABC24 Design B.png 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Amphetamemes 4 1 2 Third Place 3rd Promoted
WC25 Design J.png 2025 4chan Winter Cup Amphetamemes 1 1 1 Group Stage 22nd Relegated
SBC25 Design B.png 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup SpiritGuide 1 0 2 Group Stage 25th

Statistical Leaders

Main article: /x/ Individual Statistics

Bold text denotes active players

Player Goals
/x/-tan 76
Goatman 32
Pyramid Head 27
Cthulhu 20
The Grey 14
Player Assists
/x/-tan 35
Goatman 27
Succubus 15
Cthulhu 12
The Grey 11
Player Saves Clean Sheets
NOPE 141 11
Guardian Angel 66 3
Jesus Saves 63 6
Urbex 23 0
Zalgo 9 2

Honors

Team

Individual

Rivalries

Mlp logo.png
/mlp/ - Nightmare Night Derby
This unlikely rivalry dates back to the Spring of 2013, when /mlp/ overcame an early red card and eliminated /x/ in the semi-finals en route to their first Babby Cup Championship. The two teams met again in Winter of 2014, as /mlp/ once again dashed /x/'s dreams of a Cup with a 3-1 victory in the Round of 16. Having twice been eliminated from the Knockouts by the same team, /x/ began to view /mlp/ as more of a bitter rival than just a regular foe. Since then, the spooks and the ponies have met in two Elite Cup Group Stages, exchanging blows that would propel the victor forward and send the vanquished to eventual relegation. It's no longer a question of if, but rather when these two teams will meet again in the Knockouts.
1-0-4
C logo.png
/c/ - The Kaowaii Bowl
When enough fat weebs mispronounce かわいい, the spooks of /x/ are summoned and a frighteningly cute clash with /c/ ensues. /x/ hasn't had much trouble with /c/, having won the first two meetings and outscoring the opposition 7-2.
3-2-0

Exports

2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup

  • Tactical Export: ...
  • Aesthetics Export: ...
  • Audio Export: ...

Trivia

  • On July 16th, 2020, X icon.png /x/ midfielder The Grey scored the 10000th goal milestone in the team's 1-1 tie against /wsg/.

Miscellaneous