User:BasedSmugleaf//sco/

/sco/
gib independence
/sco/ - Scotland
Founded July 1867 Owner King Alex Salmond I IRL manager indistrikable !!g8zMCvgDPLW Team colors HEX color 0D52BA Saltire Blue Ranking 12 ( 15) Highest rank 1 (1876–92, 1904) Lowest rank 64 (May 2005) Top scorer Kenny Dalglish (30) Top assister Denis Law (30) Captain Nicola Sturgeon Website Nickname Sweaty Socks / Porridge Wogs
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 1 2 5 40%
GF GA GD 15 17 -2
Biggest win /sco/  5–2  /latvia/ 2 September 2016 Biggest defeat /ne/  7–3  /sco/ 11 September 2016 First match /sco/  0–0  /eng/ November 30, 1872
Team music
Anthem Big Country - Restless Natives Victory Anthem Tartan Army Goal horn SCOTLAND FOREVER Alt-horn NEDS Kru ft. Wee Man Alt-horn DJ Badboy - Friday Nite

Joined anthem for when we play /eng/

SCOTLAND FOREVER

Roster

No. Position Player 45   GK 45% 45   LB Sectarianism And Pedophilia 45   CB NEVER CONQUERED 45   CB Everything But The Accent 45   RB Chippy Sauce 45   DMF Andy Murray When He's Losing 45   AMF Trainspotting 45   AMF Irn Bru 45   SS Buckfast 45   SS Nessie 45   CF Queen Nicky

No. Position Player 55   GK 55% 45   LB FREEEEEEEEDOM 45   LB Eurocucks 45   CB DJ Badboy 45   CB >scottish football 45   CB Yesh 45   CB Shrek 45   RB Frankie Boyle 45   RB M-MUH OIL 45   AMF Dead At 40 45   AMF The Proclaimers 45   SS FREE DEGREES

Uncle Eck

The big man himself.

Export

Export and Aesthetics

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
2 September 2016	/latvia/	Multinational Bowl	5-2 W	7', 9' Queen Nicky  15', 38', 79' Nessie
3 September 2016	/kanto/	Multinational Bowl	1-3 L	54' Nessie
4 September 2016	/csa/	Multinational Bowl	3-3 D	3', 34', 83' Queen Nicky
9 September 2016	/fr/	Multinational Bowl	3-2 W	47', 55' Queen Nicky  88' Grand Schtroumpf
11 September 2016	/ne/	Multinational Bowl	3-7 L	8' Queen Nicky  45+4' Dead At 40  80' Buckfast

Export: Tactical Export
Aesthetics: I ain't no scrub