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/ncaah/
Fuck College Basketball
/ncaah/ - College /hoc/
Founded 1948 Manager The NCAA Owner USCHO.com IRL manager SUPERtwinky Team color Chat color Top scorer Martin St. Louis (4) Top assister () Captain Martin St. Louis Website /ncaah/ - College /hoc/ Nickname The Frozen 4+7
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 4 4 3 11 36.36%
GF GA GD 17 24 -7
Biggest win /stors/  2–5  /ncaah/ 9/15/17 Biggest defeat /snes/  6–1  /ncaah/ 10/6/17 First match /stors/  2–5  /ncaah/ 9/15/17
Team music
Anthem Minnesota Duluth Intro Vid Goal horn Boston College Goalhorn: "For Boston" Martin St. Louis UVM Goalhorn: "Vermont Victorious" UCONN Whalers BRASS BONANZA Air Force Air Force GH: "The Wild Blue Yonder"
Kits

No. Position Player 11   GK Hug of Death 10   CB >Atlantic "Hockey" 9   CB MINNESOTAWINSLOL 1   DMF Cale Makar 7   DMF St. Habs State 6   DMF The Beanpot 5   CMF The Belpot 4   CMF Desert Hockey Classic 2   AMF Minnesota Duluth 3   SS NODAKS 8   CF Martin St. Louis

No. Position Player 12   GK 7th Round Pick of The Arizona Coyotes 12   DMF PAC12 when? 14   DMF Miami 15   DMF Alternative Michigan 16   DMF Alabama–Huntsville 17   CMF 4:20 18   CMF APRIL INSANITY 19   CMF Hockey East 20   CMF It's a Tie? 21   SS Air Force 22   SS UMASS Low 23   SS UCONN Whalers

Player	Description
Martin St. Louis	Some say he was so great because his competition was second rate, others say he peaked early. I say all that really matters is that the College GOAT played for my team.
7th Round Pick of The Arizona Coyotes	The pride of Alabama Huntsville Hockey!
MINNESOTAWINSLOL	Minnesota Duluth 2018 National Champs
>Atlantic "Hockey"	A bunch of small schools in the mid atlantic that are all complete garbage...plus Air Force
NODAKS	What everyone calls North Dakota because they can't remember their new name
The UCONN Whalers	UCONN totally isn't cashing in on the Whalers guys...[Quickly hides Brass Bonanza CD]
Cale Makar	The #4 overall pick in the 2017 NHL draft decided to go to college. Will he surpass St. Louis? Probably not because he's playing for UMASS. Dec. 2018 Update: UMASS is #1 in the country oh god what have I done?
Desert Hockey Classic(tm)	Arizona State's hockey team is more popular than the Coyotes...not that that's hard. They hold a yearly 4 team tournament in Arizona
The Beanpot	Yearly tournament dating back to 1952 featuring Northeastern, Boston College, Boston University, and Harvard. Does not actually contain beans
The Belpot	Not to be confused with the Beanpot, the Belpot is a college hockey tournament in Belfast, because apparently Northern Ireland likes hockey
PAC12 when?	People have been speculating for years that the PAC12 would take up D1 hockey. However due to Title IX constraints only Arizona State has joined, and are stuck in limbo with no conference
Air Force	Move over UMBC, here comes Air Force to do the same thing in a different sport that nobody cares about.
Alternative Michigan	So many Michigans to choose from!
Alabama–Huntsville	Alabama plays hockey. Alabama is not very good at Hockey
4:20	It's tradition at a lot of schools to count down to 4:20 remaining in each period. DUDE WEED LMAO
APRIL INSANITY	You thought March Madeness was fun? Well this isn't nearly as good but please watch our sport!
Hockey Least	The SEC of Hockey
It's a Tie?	You can tie in college hockey, except when you can't. Each conference sets their own rules for OT and it's a big confusing mess during inter-conference matchups because the two teams get to make up a whole new set of OT rules just for that one game, right before the game
Miami	No not the good one, the Ohio one. They drop the "Of Ohio" to try and trick you into watching.
UMASS Low	UMASS Lowell has become a hockey powerhouse by accepting all of the students too dumb to get accepted into any school with actual admissions standards.
St. Habs State	Contrary to popular belief, the Habs stole the logo from them
Minnesota Duluth	The 2017-2018 National Champions
Hug of death	Fighting is banned in NCAA Hockey, so players try to hug each other to death instead

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
15 September 2017	/stors/	/hoc/ League 2017	5-2 W	5' MINNESOTAWINSLOL  10', 65' Martin St. Louis  22' NODAKS  63' 4:20
22 September 2017	/mild/	/hoc/ League 2017	1-2 (a.e.t.) L	74' Martin St. Louis
29 September 2017	/oilels/	/hoc/ League 2017	0-4 L
6 October 2017	/drw/	/hoc/ League 2017	2-2 (6-7 pen.) L	11' Martin St. Louis  47' 4:20
13 October	/broons/	/hoc/ League 2017	3-2 W	22' The Belpot  85' Martin St. Louis  90+0' UNCONN Whalers
20 October	/snes/	/hoc/ League 2017	1-6 L	81' Alabama-Huntsville
20 October	/stors/	/hoc/ League 2017	0-0 (4-2 pen.) W
17 November 2017	/rags/	/hoc/ League 2017	2-1 (a.e.t.) W	8' Desert Hockey Classic  109' Martin St. Louis
15 December 2017	/mild/	/hoc/ League 2017	1-0 W	90+3' Martin St. Louis
15 December 2017	/oilels/	/hoc/ League 2017	0-4 L

Rivalries

/mild/ - The Minnesotab Owl	Many great college hockey players come from Minnesota, and many of them play for Minnesota schools. So which is the REAL Minnesota team: The local boys at the University of Minnesota or the pro team in Minneapolis that's full of Canadians?
1-1-0

Played	GF	GA	GD
2	2	2	0

/broons/ - The Hockey East Championship	It's hockey night in New England every Friday night, and if the Bruins aren't playing the NESN broadcast crew is bringing you the NCAA's best eastern teams. Also sometimes the UMASS Minutemen.
1-0-0

Played	GF	GA	GD
1	3	2	1

/ncaa/ - The NCAA Bowl	Alabama has won 0 NCAA Hockey Championships. I think that makes very clear which is the best College Sport.
0-0-0

Played	GF	GA	GD
0	0	0	0