/f1W/

/f1W/
WE WANT WAGS
/f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
Founded 10 October, 2018 Manager Kumakichi Owner WAG Corp IRL manager ITOP notatripfag Team colors HEX color 492e8b Purple Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Sophia Floersch Website /f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division Nickname The Wags
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
/sp/erb Owl Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha Victory Anthem Ayrton Senna - Tema da vitória Goal horn ITV F1 Intro 2006 (taking the lead only)
Kits

/f1W/ is /f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it

The team's first appearance will be in 2019 in /sp/erb Owl 2019.

Roster

No. Position Player #99   GK Stefania #23   CB Bonny #5   CB Caterina #44   CB Tabitha #33   DMF Victoria #16   CMF Ruth #7   LMF Minttu #77   RMF Emilia #12   LWF Juju #11   RWF Carrie #25   CF Sophia

No. Position Player #47   GK Rosanna #20   CB Susie #27   CB Federica #3   CB Pinkham #4   DMF Seychelle #18   CMF Chloe #15   CMF Talula #10   LMF Patricija #1   RMF Katya #6   LWF Mana #88   RWF Amna #13   SS Vivien

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Detailed roster

Goalkeepers

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
47	Rosanna	Rosanna Tennant		Lanklet PR officer, got fired from her team because she would embarrass the drivers, now she goes around interviewing them
99	Stefania	Stefania Arrivabene		The only WAG with a confirmed carbohydrate caretaker

Defenders

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
23	Bonny	Bonny Monger		The joke writes itself
5	Caterina	Caterina Zannini		Has a hard time figuring out which of Red Bull's two drivers is her frog
44	Tabitha	Tabitha Nash		Typical anglo slag, receptionist at Mercedes and that's enough for /f1/ to obsess over her
20	Susie	Susie Wolff		Peek attentively at this little boy's cleavage and you might sport a pendant with they key to Toto Wolff's chastity cage
3	Pinkham	Natalie Pinkham		The sexiest Sky F1 presenter and the only one to not suck Hamilton's metaphorical cock
27	Federica	Federica Masolin		Actual sexiest Sky F1 presenter

Midfield

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
33	Victoria	Victoria Verstappen		Cankles big enough to prevent any nutmeg
16	Ruth	Ruth Buscombe		From 2 to 8/10 depending on who is looking
7	Minttu	Minttu Raikkonen		The one Kimi found happiness with so, necessarily, the best one
77	Emilia	Emilia Bottas		It's not a vacant expression, she's just thinking about horses
4	Seychelle	Seychelle DeVries		>tfw you're fucking the guy who dominates your brother
18	Chloe	Chloe Stroll		Her mother looks better
15	Talula	Talula Wilde		*gets dabbed on by Ferrari lawyers*
10	Patricija	Patricija Stalidzane		Fraud of a driver, fraud of a slut
1	Katya	Katya Juja		Wife to the best Russian driver you haven't heard of

Forwards

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
12	Juju	Juju Noda		Not for lewd until her player number goes up a bit
11	Carrie	Carrie Schreiner		Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams
25	Sophia	Sophia Floersch		The original young German driver /f1/ took a creepy interest in
6	Mana	Mana Sugiyama		The love of a poster's life
88	Amna	Amna Al Qubaisi		Now with a legal right to drive
13	Vivien	Vivien Keszthelyi		Shit, a lot of them just turned 18