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/his/

We Didn't Start the Fire

/his/ - History & Humanities

Founded

October 31, 2015

Owner

Voltaire

IRL manager

JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP

Team colors

Chat color

FCD405
Holy Roman Yellow

Ranking

26 (

14)

Highest rank

15 (August 19, 2017)

Lowest rank

56 (April 17, 2016)

Top scorer

>Holy>Roman>Empire (39)

Top assister

Bismarck (10)

Captain

Charles II

Website

/his/ - History & Humanities

Nickname

/his/torians

Home ground

Amphitheatrum Flavium (groundshare with /lit/)

Historic performance

16	3	18			37				43.24%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
65	72	-7

Biggest win
/b/	1–5	/his/
February 24, 2019

Biggest defeat
/his/	1–5	/vp/
May 5, 2018

First match
/his/	4–1	/v/
April 15, 2016

Elite Cup
Appearances	2 (First in Summer 2017)
Best result	11th, Summer 2017
Babby Cup
Appearances	3 (First in Spring 2016)
Best result	2nd, Autumn 2018

Team music

Anthem	Anthem of the Austro-Hungarian Empire
Victory Anthem	Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Finale)

Goal horn	Unter dem Doppeladler Marsch
Mongolian Horse Archer Goalhorn	Khuleg Baatar
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goalhorn	Schei-wi-dei-wi-du
Bomber Harris's Goalhorn	Elvis Presley - Burning Love
Charles II Goalhorn	El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit

The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in 2015AD (but possibly sometime after that because we couldn't be fucked sourcing). The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.

Pushing towards Winter
By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!

Exports

2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Tactical Export:Tactics
Aesthetics Export:Aesthetics
Music Export:Music

2019 4chan Winter Cup

Tactical Export:
Aesthetics Export:
Music Export:

Roster

Main Article: /his/ roster

No.

Position

Player

13

	GK

Battle of the Isonzo

95

	LB

Decisive Tang Victory

17

	CB

Finno-Korean Hyper war

14

	CB

African paratrooper

18

	RB

Napoleon

31

	DMF

Vlad the Implier

7

	CMF

Monsieur Lindy

71

	CMF

Bismarck

45

	AMF

Bomber Harris

21

	SS

Charles II

15

	CF

>Holy>Roman>Empire

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

TAFT

16

	LB

Maoist worst nightmare

15

	LB

Pregnant Anne Frank

42

	RB

EVERY MAN A KING

11

	RB

>&Humanities

15

	CB

The Russian Baltic Fleet

4

	CB

Gaius & Aulus

19

	CMF

Charlememe

99

	CMF

Mongolian Horse Archer

13

	CMF

tfw too smart for the Republic

6

	DMF

More Wives, Your Grace?

4

	DMF

Diogenes

Kit music

2nd kit
Anthem: Legio Aeterna
Goalhorn: Triarii - We are one
Victory: Rome Total War Soundtrack - (Credits) Forever

3rd kit
Anthem: Preußenlied
Goalhorn: Preußens Gloria
Victory: Der Königgrätzer Marsch

4th kit
Anthem: On ne passe pas
Goalhorn: LA MARCHE LORRAINE
Victory: La Marseillaise

History

Previous campaigns

2019 Winter Campaign

Match Log

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
February 16, 2019	/k/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	3-1 W	23', 56' Bomber Harris 36' Monsieur Lindy	Video
February 22, 2019	/tv/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G
February 24, 2019	/b/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G

Previous Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
April 15, 2016	/v/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64'
April 16, 2016	/co/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33' Vlad the Implier 36'
April 17, 2016	/toy/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-3 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 64'
May 6, 2016	/lit/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	5-6 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
May 8, 2016	/o/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	0-1 L
May 14, 2016	/cm/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	3-2 W	Bismarck 30' >Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66'
October 29, 2016	/p/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	4-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 8', 31' Napoleon 73' Bismarck 90+4'
November 4, 2016	/int/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	1-1 D	>Holy>Roman>Empire 68'
November 6, 2016	/wg/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	0-3 L
April 28, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-2 W	Bismarck 21', 30' >Holy >Roman >Empire 68'
April 29, 2017	/wsg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-0 W	13', 76' >Holy >Roman >Empire 89' Napoleon
April 30, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	1-1 D	>Holy >Roman >Empire 89'
May 12, 2017	/mlp/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-1 W	12', 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
May 14, 2017	/sci/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	4-3 W	Vlad The Implier 5' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+0' Bismarck 74', 90+5'	Video
May 20, 2017	/n/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-3 L	87' Bomber Harris 90+6' Anarcho-Memeism	Video
May 27, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Knockouts	0-2 L		Video
July 28, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	3-2 W	7', 29' Bismarck 22' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
July 30, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	1-2 L	69' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 5, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	2-0 W	42' Bomber Harris 52' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 12, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Knockouts	2-3 L	8' >Holy>Roman>Empire 90+2' Bomber Harris	Video
17 February, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-0 W	Read the Fucking Sticky 36'	Video
23 February, 2018	/u/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-2 L	Charles II 59'	Video
25 February, 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	0-2 L		Video
May 5, 2018	/vp/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	1-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 32'	Video
May 11, 2018	/trv/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	2-3 L	26' Charles II 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
May 13, 2018	/lit/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	3-7 L	Monsieur Lindy 6' Charles II 12' Bomber Harris 35'	Video
May 20, 2018	/b/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	2-4 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 42', 64'	Video
October 12, 2018	/a/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	1-0 W	Bismarck 85'	Video
October 13, 2018	/i/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	1-0 W	Charles II 72'	Video
October 14, 2018	/w/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	0-3 D		Video
October 26, 2018	/u/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	1-2 L	23' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
October 28, 2018	/cm/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	2-1 W	27' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1' Bismarck	Video
November 3, 2018	/gif/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	0-0 D		Video
November 10, 2018	/3/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Knockouts	1-0 W	33' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
November 11, 2018	/mu/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals	3-0 W	11', 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire 53' Bismarck	Video
November 11, 2018	/vp/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Semi Finals	3-1 W	29', 33' >Holy >Roman >Empire 40' I Rabbu Rirrie-Chan	Video
November 11, 2018	/pol/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Finals	0-2 L		Video

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
January 30, 2016	/trash/	2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-3 L	Rasputin's Dick 21' Bismarck 43'
January 7, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Bismarck 30'
May 6, 2017	/block/	Invite challenge	4-5 L
January 19, 2018	/pol/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	88' Bismarck
January 20, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-5 L	Charles II 54', 63'
May 20, 2018	/trash/	Wooden Spoon Match	13-1 W	2', 17', 20', 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire 12', 27', 31', 34' Mongolian Horse Archer 15' Julius Caesar 63', 71' Napoleon 79', 90+1' Maoist Worst Nightmare	Video

Team Statistics

Italics denote retired players

Goalscorers

Who /his/ here?

Player	Goals	Assists
>Holy>Roman>Empire	39	11
Bismarck	14	10
Napoleon	4	7
Charles II	4	4
Vlad the Implier	2	4
Mongolian Horse Archer	0	3
Bomber Harris	4	2
Monsieur Lindy	1	1
Lutheran Shitposter	0	1
Charlemagne	0	1
Shitposting Cossack	1	0
Anarco-Memeism	1	0
Empire for Sale	0	1
>Marxism	0	1
Eternal Anglo	0	1
Carl von Clausewitz	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Starts	Saves	Clean Sheets
Isonzo river	6	7	2
Maginot Line	4	19	1
Great Wall of China	7	20	0
Julius Caesar	3	5	0
Christian Dark Ages	10	23	3

Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match
/his/ (Tied)	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5.	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
/his/	July 28, 2017	Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10.	/s4s/ 2 - 3 /his/
/his/	May 21, 2018	Most goals allowed by a team within a single tournament with 19.	/b/ 4 - 2 /his/
/his/ (Tied)	May 21, 2018	Lowest GD in a group stage with -11.	/b/ 4 - 2 /his/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	February 24, 2019	Most assists by a single player in a game, at 5.	/b/ 1 - 5 /his/

Rivalries


The Spooker Bowl Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.
0-0-2


The Edgelord Derby It could hardly be avoided - people were tired of /pol/ shitposting. It was impossible to have meaningful conversation on anything remotely related to the last three centuries of history without Bob McDuff of Alabama injecting his fetid political ideology into matters long done-and-dusted. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities as they are studied. Mercifully, /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to framed infographics long-debunked and portraits of Stalin, Donald Trump and other wingnuts. When these edgelords take the field against us, they must be reminded of the singular indisputable lesson of /his/tory: Those who fail to learn from it, are doomed to repeat it.
0-0-1


The Siege of Lesbos A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. From the first ever Elite run for /his/ being cut short by the Y/u/ris, to being relegated by them in the very next cup, it seemed the two might just have a bone to pick. But when the defending lesbian champions spooned their Summer 18 run, only to be drawn against the current babby spoon holder in /his/ for their very first game, people started suspecting that (((some))) unusual forces might be at play here, especially since every time the two boards met, one of them would end up in the final of the same cup. We also just can't fucking beat them.
0-0-3

Honors

Team

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Runner-up
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Most improved team
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Biggest spaghetti moment
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: At least you tried

Individual

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Best Player Comeback (>Holy >Roman >Empire)

Team photos

Summer 2017 squad
Spring 2018 squad
Autumn 2018 squad

Gallery

"Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."

— DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers

"Always a /his/ fan"

— PAVAL, 2018 Spring

El capitán dribbling up the pitch
(Former)L'capitan dribbling up the pitch
Born to feel
>Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match
Julius Caesar contemplating his life choices.
Anarco-Memeism scores during the /n/ match.
Napoleon gets bumped by a lesbian sweet
>Wiki page about the 2018 Spring campaign

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+|win_score_away= 5
-|win_date= April 15, 2016
+|win_date= February 24, 2019
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