/f1W/

/f1W/
WE WANT WAGS
/f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
Founded 10 October, 2018 Manager Kumakichi Owner WAG Corp IRL manager ITOP #0123 Team colors HEX color 492e8b Purple Top scorer Minttu (2) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Pacey Hobbit Website /f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division Nickname The Wags
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 1 2 3 0%
GF GA GD 3 8 -5
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat /f1W/  1–4  /f1/ 26 January 2019 First match /SerieA/  3–1  /f1W/ 20 January 2019
/sp/erb Owl Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha Victory Anthem Aqua - Barbie Girl Goal horn Spice Girls - Wannabe
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit

/f1W/ is /f1/-Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it

The team's first appearance was in 2019 in the /sp/erb Owl 2019.

Roster

No. Position Player #5   GK Fabienne #69   RB Hanna #55   CB Chadders #44   CB Tabitha #6   LB Mana #77   CMF Emilia #33   CMF Thiccy Viccy #16   CMF Ruth #7   LWF gimi (female) #8   RWF Pacey Hobbit #99   CF Sophia

No. Position Player #9   GK Prozzie #19   RB Marta #27   CB Federica #3   CB Pinkham #17   CB Minttu #13   LB Juju #20   CMF Unterhundette #25   CMF Tatiana #88   CMF Desert Queen #18   LWF Chloe #67   RWF Vivien #15   CF Liv

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Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
20 January 2019	/SerieA/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	1–3 L	16' Sophia
25 January 2019	/LigaMX/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	1–1 D	90+3' Minttu
26 January 2019	/f1/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	1–4 L	74' Minttu

Detailed roster

Goalkeepers

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
5	Fabienne	Fabienne Wohlwend		Gifted with natural airbags but they aren't aerodynamically efficent, undermining her performances at the wheel
9	Lina	Prozzie	(Stefania stays because Australia doesn't cooperate)	>Move to Australia >Sell your body to make some money >Let an /f1/ autist rawdog you >Get knocked up >??? >Profit

Defenders

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
69	Hanna	Hanna Zellers		Confirmed sizequeen and confirmed for exchanging sexual favours in exchange of driving seats
55	Chadders	Jamie Chadwick		She got $500k for not being as shit as other female drivers, probably because she looks like a dude
44	Tabitha	Tabitha Nash		Typical anglo slag, a "key" role at Mercedes is enough for /f1/ to obsess over her
6	Mana	Mana Sugiyama		Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
19	Marta	Marta Garcia		Her innocence: gone
3	Pinkham	Natalie Pinkham		Sky F1 presenter, someone will still claim she hasn't had a boobjob
27	Federica	Federica Masolin		Sexiest Sky F1 presenter
17	Minttu	Minttu Raikkonen		The wife
13	Juju	Juju Noda		For head pats only

Midfield

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
33	Victoria	Thiccy Viccy		*eats*
16	Ruth	Ruth Buscombe		Puts more effort in finding a strategy to fuck her current driver than making him do well on track
20	Susie	Unterhundette		Ja, ich und Toto surely are ze least strong couple on the grid, ich been ze unterhunden of ze WUGs
77	Emilia	Emilia Bottas		It's not a vacant expression, she's just thinking about horses
88	Amna	Desert Queen		Now with a legal right to drive
18	Chloe	Chloe Stroll		Her mother looks better
25	Tatiana	Tatiana		>tfw your team mate literally dies but you'll still finish behind him in the standings

Forwards

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
13	Juju	Juju Noda		For head pats only
8	Carrie	Pacey Hobbit		Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams
99	Sophia	Sophia Floersch		The closest thing to a competent female driver that motorsport has ever been able to create
6	Mana	Mana Sugiyama		Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
88	Amna	Desert Queen		Now with a legal right to drive
13	Vivien	Vivien Keszthelyi		Breeding material for the 4th Schumacher and her horse, oh right, she is a driver aswell... apparently