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>Two kids<br /> | |||
>Finnish<br /> | |||
>Races with #7<br /> | |||
>Back injury}} | |||
Where I've seen all of this already? | |||
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/f1W/ is /f1/-Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it
The team's first appearance was in 2019 in the /sp/erb Owl 2019.
Roster
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Downloads
Match History
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 20 January 2019 |  /SerieA/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 | 1–3 L |  16' Sophia
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| 25 January 2019 |  /LigaMX/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 | 1–1 D | 90+3' Minttu
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| 26 January 2019 |  /f1/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 | 1–4 L | 74' Minttu
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Detailed roster
Goalkeepers
| No. | Shirt | Name | Picture | Description |
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| 5 | Fabienne | Fabienne Wohlwend | 
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Gifted with natural airbags but they aren't aerodynamically efficent, undermining her performances at the wheel |
| 9 | Lina | Prozzie | >Move to Australia >Sell your body to make some money |
Defenders
| No. | Shirt | Name | Picture | Description |
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| 69 | Hanna | Hanna Zellers | 
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Confirmed sizequeen and confirmed for exchanging sexual favours in exchange of driving seats |
| 55 | Chadders | Jamie Chadwick | 
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She got $500k for not being as shit as other female drivers, probably because she looks like a dude |
| 44 | Tabitha | Tabitha Nash | 
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Typical anglo slag, a "key" role at Mercedes is enough for /f1/ to obsess over her |
| 6 | Mana | Mana Sugiyama | 
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Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen |
| 19 | Marta | Marta Garcia | 
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Her innocence: gone |
| 3 | Pinkham | Natalie Pinkham | 
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Sky F1 presenter, someone will still claim she hasn't had a boobjob |
| 27 | Federica | Federica Masolin | 
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Sexiest Sky F1 presenter |
| 17 | Minttu | Minttu Raikkonen | 
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The wife |
| 13 | Juju | Juju Noda | 
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For head pats only |
Midfield
| No. | Shirt | Name | Picture | Description |
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| 33 | Victoria | Thiccy Viccy | 
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*eats* |
| 16 | Ruth | Ruth Buscombe | 
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Puts more effort in finding a strategy to fuck her current driver than making him do well on track |
| 20 | Susie | Unterhundette | 
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Ja, ich und Toto surely are ze least strong couple on the grid, ich been ze unterhunden of ze WUGs |
| 77 | Emilia | Emilia Bottas | 
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It's not a vacant expression, she's just thinking about horses |
| 88 | Amna | Desert Queen | 
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Now with a legal right to drive |
| 18 | Chloe | Chloe Stroll | 
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Her mother looks better |
| 25 | Tatiana | Tatiana | 
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>tfw your team mate literally dies but you'll still finish behind him in the standings |
Forwards
| No. | Shirt | Name | Picture | Description |
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| 18 | Chloe | Chloe Stroll |
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Her mother looks better |
| 8 | Carrie | Pacey Hobbit | 
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Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams |
| 99 | Sophia | Sophia Floersch | 
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The closest thing to a competent female driver that motorsport has ever been able to create |
| 7 | Gimi | gimi (female) | 
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>Boomer >Two kids |
| 15 | Liv | Olivia Kilby | 
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Remember: Defending your boyfriend from /f1/ will make him lose his seat and you'll pay for his holiday through shell necklaces on Yetsy |
| 13 | Vivien | Vivien Keszthelyi | 
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Breeding material for the 4th Schumacher and her horse, oh right, she is a driver aswell... apparently |
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