/biz/

/biz/
"Buy high sell low"
/biz/ - Business & Finance
Founded May 3rd, 2014 Owner Grichka Bogdanoff IRL manager plus !!IfFZMaPmcC7 wand !!mZEulPrzZDp Ryperiour2 !!oczH3VqQg6N Team colors Chat color FCC119 Solid Gold Ranking 8 ( 9) Highest rank 8 (August 3, 2020) Lowest rank 60 (November 9, 2014) Top scorer AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH (21) Top assister Sminem (13) Captain Sergey of Nazaroth Website /biz/ - Business & Finance Nickname /biz/raelis, /biz/nessmen Home ground Crypto Space
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 19 12 29 60 31.67%
GF GA GD 104 125 -21
Biggest win /sci/  0–4  /biz/ 13th May 2016 Biggest defeat /sp/  6–1  /biz/ 30th October 2016 First match /vr/  0–0  /biz/ 19th October 2014
Elite Cup Appearances 5 (First in 2016 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 6th, 2020 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 10 (First in 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 11th, 2019 Autumn
Team music
Anthem JUST Victory Anthem LOOOVE BIT'ONNECT Sminem MoTM Hosanna Goal horn Loadsamoney vs Weebs Komm Succer Tod Spooky Horn Lods of Ghosts AAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHH Dump It Bogda Bogdanov
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit Seventh kit Eighth kit Ninth kit

The earliest team of the Sixth Founding, /biz/ entered the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup with limitless ambition and a drive for profit. After ups and (almost entirely) downs, /biz/ did suprisingly well in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup, placing 7th. Then it crabbed and crashed and recovered in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, making their best result in the subsequent 2020 4chan Summer Cup. Will it moon in the 2021 4chan Winter Cup or will it be JUSTED like last last Summer?

Roster

Main page: /biz/ Roster
Main page: /biz/ Historical Roster

No. Position Player 77 GK Sergey of Nazareth 1 CB XRP Schitzo 8 CB OOOOOOOO 14 CB Buy High Sell Low 5 CMF Wagie 95 CMF That's a Man 5 CMF BBBRRRRRRRRR 12 CMF Bobo 49 CMF Bogged 99 CF Sminem 0 CF AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

No. Position Player 94 CB Money Skeleton 6 CB Whales 3 CB No Coiner 16 CB Golden Bullrun 33 CB Snib Snib 17 CB XMR Chan 63 CMF Boomer Rocks 20 CMF Lambo 4 CMF Pajeet 30 CMF You Will Own Nothing And You WIll Be Happy 19 CMF Financial Ruin 22 CMF OHHHHHHH LINKIES

Team Gallery

From left to right, back row: Sergey Saves, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, Money Skeleton, Sminem, Dump It, SELL SELL SELL.
From left to right, front row: Pajeet, Nice Just Bought 100k, Buy High Sell Low, Golden Bullrun, Chinked.

Stadium

Wall Street is dead. We Crypto Space now. Bullruns forever?

Hype Videos

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Cup History

2014 - The Initial Crash

Autumn - A Bad Start

/biz/ began with an aspiration and drive for profit and success but being the only real board from the Sixth Founding would not mean that it too would not buy high and then sell low. Like its autistic, pirate, and wall weeb noobs /biz/ would similarly AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH the cup. The cup being a mega baby with five teams per group already meant that the odds of /biz/ advancing into the elite was low since only two could advance but /biz/’s attempt to pull through would only be matched by its handling of “money making” in the following years. /biz/’s group was similarly retarded, filled with boomers, degenerate weebs, nazis, and neckbeards. /biz/’s performance for the first three games would be considered sad if it was not for the fact that it was so boring to describe the games as anything else would be a crime. Three draws, not 2-2, 1-1s, but all 0-0s. /biz/ fans were praying something would happen in their final game of the group, and their prayers were answered in a way /biz/ would come accustomed to, with /biz/ proceeding to crash 0-4 against /tg/. This would mean that /biz/ not only did not win a single game, started with a GD of -4, but would mean /biz/ did not score at all in its first cup. You may think it cannot get any worse, but oh are you in for a surprise.

2015 - It Keeps Tumbling Down

Spring - Round Two
It was then time for /biz/’s’ round two, it would be hard to do worse than the last time considering /biz/ scored no goals at all and that the team left with three draws which could be equivalent to one win. Similarly, their group looked much less intimidating, filled with hipsters, degenerates, faggots, and degenerate weebs again. But to no surprise due to all the autism in the group and the fact that the group was a mega baby group /biz/ would again struggle. To begin with their match against /mu/ would be close, with /biz/ managing to score its first goal by 80s guy to equalize the game into a 1-1. /mu/ would score again and 80s guy would again equalize. But it would all crash near the end with a late goal that would give /mu/ not /biz/ the match. /biz/ next match would be similarly close, with /soc/ starting with an early lead, losing it, then equalizing late into the match. But this time Warren Buffett would pull out a miracle 90+4 to push the game into a win. Feeling up, /biz/ anons bought, after all losing to /mu/ in a close game and beating /soc/ was clearly a buy signal. Well the call was placed and the poor fools that went all in found their investments entirely lost to a blow out 6-2 game against /lgbt/. /biz/ was now nearing the end of the group, with a small possibility of crawling out and into the elite cup if they could beat /jp/ by a large amount. But like its last time against the weebs /biz/ would again find itself in a 0-0 snooze fest. The cup would again end, this time with /biz/ at the bottom of the group, even if it had preformed slightly better then its last cup. But surely this was a buy signal, things could only go up…

Autumn - Freefalling
Sell. EVERYTHING. In this cup /biz/ would lose everything. EEEEEVERYTHING! Their first game would be a pathetic loss to the closed homosexuals. It would have been a 1-3, or maybe a 1-2, but their Sell me this PEN would play a dirty tackle inside the /biz/ box, letting /fit/ score off a penalty shot. As if that wasn’t bad enough /fit/ would then score off kickoff turning a 1-2 into a 1-4, 88 minutes into the game. And with this, the sell spell would begin. It was against >>>/out/, a must win game to secure a ticket out to the elites. Out would score twice in a row, but /biz/ would score at 37 and into extra time in the first half. But /biz/ would fail to hold, and attempting to swing would let /out/ score a 90+ goal making /biz/ not only lose, but lose their manager as he raged that his swing trading skill were sucked. Now /biz/ who had lost two games, had only ever won once against /soc/, and now had no manager in this cup, would face the coomers. Everyone was selling, there was no buy pressure. If it wasn’t for the fact that /gif/ had few to no buyers since they were also a dead team, /biz/’s closing would have likely been worse. Their game ended 2-3 with /biz/ losing again. And that left /biz/ with their last foe, the schitzos who also was at an impossibility of advancing. And again, /biz/ would continue to crash so hard that they would end up dead and in the spring 2016 qualifying fetus for the baby cup. /biz/ had lost everything in the cup. Lost 4 games in a mega baby. Lost their only manager. Placed worse team currently in the cup. Worse team in percent wins (8%). And now was headed for being aborted in a fetus. /biz/ even lost the Wooden Spoon to /co/ who had somehow managed to do worse then them in the cup (by 3 goals). J U S T

2016 - The Bull Trap

Spring - A False Hope

After /biz/ had been JUSTED hard in autumn there was a new hope for the board. After doing the absolute worse any board could do in the cup, /biz/ now had a chance to come up from their constant crashing, and find a new hope in their market. After all, why not buy at the lowest and sell after the pump? But it would have a way to go with /biz/ first needing to get out of a fetus, a qualifier of a qualifier. /biz/ would first need to face off against the underage posters . The match was close with back and forth goals on both ends, but in the end /biz/ would manage to gain a draw from the match, ending it 3-3 indicating to the buyers that /biz/ had at the very least stopped crashing. Next /biz/ would face against fem-men . The match would be slow, with /biz/ again crabbing on par with its old self, a pattern in which /biz/ buyers would hold their breath entering the next game with. /biz/ had 2 draws, and now needed a win to progress into the babby cup proper. The charts were made showing that the pattern was on in which would follow would be another crab match or a outright crash. And so /biz/ would enter its final match for the fetus against the coomers again. This time however /biz/ would break through the resistance and would push out a win. Due to the win, the second ever in /biz/ history, /biz/ would progress to the babby cup again, with the opportunity to attempt to qualify for an elite cup yet again.

And this time it would look like the winds were on /biz/ side. Having broken through the resistance it seemed as if /biz/ would keep pushing through their old paradigm and would begin creating an entirely new path for the team. Their first match would be against the geeks where /biz/ would draw 1-1 due to initial disbelief that /biz/ could preform well in a babby cup. However, the next match against the nerds would show anything but. The match opened strongly for /biz/ and ended strongly with /biz/ mooning throughout the entire match. Everyone had now priced into /biz/, it looked like they were an extremely strong team to buy into. Having an extremely high chance of progressing to the elite already, /biz/ would enter into their final match, against their original foe, the team in which had began their bear market, the neckbeards. For /tg/ to steal /biz/’s spot in the elite cup the fa/tg/uys would need to win by 3 goals, a hefty order in which would place /biz/ in a safe spot. The match began, and it would look like /biz/’s fortunes were clear, with /biz/ taking an early lead. /tg/ would quickly equalize but /biz/ would quickly there after re-take the lead before the half ended. However, /tg/ would come back in the second half to score twice more, and /biz/ would only just manage to savage a draw with a 90+ goal. It would end 3-3, /biz/ advancing into their first ever elite cup. Although /biz/ would look strong on paper, in the round of 16 match for the babby /biz/ walked in against their mech foes and were quickly made aware that /biz/ was nothing more pump and dump team. It had pumped, and now everyone was looking to exit. All the gains, in which were made against /sci/ were lost in a blow out game where /biz/ would lose 2-6. /biz/ did have an elite cup to look forward to, but it was clear to those who watch that /biz/’s buy pressure had weakened.
Summer - An Elite Failure

/biz/ would enter into their first elite, looking shacky after their battle with /m/ but with optimism. That Hope-ium would soon fade as /biz/ saw its group, with normies, shitposters, and worst of all the same team that had ripped them apart last time . The group would be hard to push through, and so along with the cool off in buying pressure would lead /biz/ into summer. All /biz/ would need to show that the last loss was a black swan event would be a win against /tv/ which seemed very possible. When the game opened /biz/ would lead the game 2-0 at the half, calming the /biz/ sellers. But little did anyone know that a whale had in fact dropped all his /biz/ holdings. And so, the second half /biz/ would crash, and /tv/ would score 3 goals, with /biz/ having nothing to return against them. /tv/ would score a final 90+ goal making clear that /biz/’s shacky performance was not a one off, but was part of a larger trend. A trend that would follow into their next game against /m/, who would sweep /biz/ yet again 5-3. Although /biz/ had put up a better fight against them then their last game, /biz/ was now out of the elite cup with no possibility of staying in they’d enter into their last match against [s4s]. Again, /biz/ would score early, only to lose 1-2 to [s4s]. /biz/ had lost all of its buy pressure, it had been pumped, and now this cup it had dumped hard.
Autumn - Back to Square One

/biz/ was in shambles, having been BTFOed in an elite it was now returning to a spot it had been more accustomed to, a babby. The buy pressure was still entirely gone, the team still crashing from the bulltrap that had been set up in spring. Could it stabilize itself in this babby? Well to put it simply there would still be hard times ahead for the /biz/ market, having three strong team in which it would face off against. First, they’d face the manchildren. In this game /biz/ would be decisively defeated by /vg/ 1-3 making clear that /biz/’s times of trouble had not stopped. /biz/ next game would be against the sperges. /biz/ thought it could not go any lower, /biz/ had lost several embracing blowout games to /lgbt/, /tg/, and /m/. But here in this game /biz/ would find itself one goal off from a bra7i1. The game ended 6-1 and it was clear that /biz/ was back to its original position of being one of the worst teams. But /biz/ had no crashed to new record lows, there was no more sell pressure since /biz/ had reached near zero. So /biz/ would have nowhere to go but up which would be the case against the neckbeards, where /biz/ would win 1-0. /biz/ had returned to its original position, but had avoided the fetus, even if it had one if its worst runs in terms of being scored against.

2017 - Sideways

Spring - I Sleep

/biz/ had gone through a roller coaster over the last few years, a few ups (arguably one) and a lot of downs. If /biz/ was a stock or a coin it’d be one you’d have pumped and dumped and then would never return to at this point. But it was spring so surely it was time to turn a new leaf, /biz/ could get buyers r-right? Well their group looked live-able, first they had the oldfags newfags then /biz/ would need to face off against the neckbards and lastly would have to face off against the actual oldfags. Their first match would be end in a mildly close match, with /biz/ winning triggering a mild buy signal. Two wins a in a row, unheard of in /biz/ history up to this point (it pains me to even write such a thing). But the anons who bought would shortly after lose all their gains for making the mistake of FOMOing into /biz/, with /tg/ ending a 0-1 match in their favor. /tg/ having won again would then put /biz/ into the precarious spot of needing another win to advance into the elite cup, with a loss potentially sending /biz/ into the autumn fetus. The match that would follow would be nothing short of murderball. Literally, one of the most carded games for a single team in all cup history, with /f/ getting 5 cards in a single game. Sadly although /biz/ began with an early lead of 2-1 /f/ would quickly rebound and end the game 3-2. Although the score line would save /biz/ from a fetus, /biz/ bad record, crashing in 2016, and now moving sideways in this cup would prove too much for many a /biz/ buyers, including its manager. Dukesilver who bough /biz/ when it seemingly was at its lowest only to see his gains slip away in autumn would cash out at a loss. Could anyone save this team?
Autumn - Wake Me Up Inside

Over the off season the BTC Bullrun of 2017 would begin, with BTC’s price jumping up into the thousands. This would cause an explosion of activity on /biz/ and so would allow the much-needed new blood for the team. Optimistic due to their gains the new management lead by Eternal Aussie would enter into Autumn with a drive for profit. But it would be difficult to say the least due a tester’s mistake, and a real tough looking group. First /biz/ would face off against the neckbeards, a, fucking, again. Next, they’d fight against… Oh god the horsefuckers. Lastly, they’d end their group against the hipsters who had cucked them once before. /biz/ first match would be a disappointment, having a very boring game against /tg/, and losing to them AGAIN. This would put /biz/ in a tight spot, and due to the management being new would leave them unaware of how cup logistics worked (for a second time) which would allow /mlp/ to score early against /biz/. However, when /biz/ fixed their shit they’d score against /mlp/ twice leading them 2-1 and a lot of screaming as AAAAAAAHHHH would make his scoring debut. However, no one could have good things and /mlp/ would quickly counter attack leading to a draw at the half, at which point /mlp/ would score again on kick off leading to their victory. /biz/’s new blood had lost their optimism and now only would be able to savage their bags by winning against /mu/, which they’d do in a boring 0-1 match. This was the bottom, there was almost no buy pressure but nothing to be sold either. Everything was moving to the side with no clear pattern for growth only pink screaming men wishing for more.

2018 - Re-Accumulation

Spring - An Upwards Trend

As we had last seen /biz/ was crashing again. But this time not only was the team, no the entire board was dying. BTC and /biz/ would were in the process of crashing. /biz/ as a team had been the laughing stock of the cup, /biz/ as a board was being laughed at for holding worthless internet money, and seems did not seem to be able to get any better. But with the addition of Sminem it was the time for smart money to begin pushing /biz/ into the light. But this would not be clear to the average pleb, and it would not begin with the start of the cup. /biz/’s group, yet another mega cup, would see /biz/ facing a the closeted homosexuals (again), the normies (again), the literal who, and a fucking joke. Their first game, after waking in with no expectations, and a prayer to Sminem and crossing their fingers that bogs would not rig, oh wait that is exactly what happened. Somehow, /biz/ who was dominating the entire game didn’t score once. It was boring as hell, and /fit/ who did jack shit all game scored on their only shot at 90+. Disappointing, but it was a megababy, so if /biz/ could win against /tv/… Nope. Up one, then /tv/ scored twice. Next /biz/ would face against /w/ looking good at first but with a sudden /w/ comeback it would look like /biz/ was finished and headed for another fetus to end the cup not with Sminem saving the team but with the bogs getting the last laugh. But the Bogs seeing the markets at their lowest and all the anons sold out with all the smart money placed in would make the call. /biz/ would score a 90+ at the last second saving them from complete embracement allowing /biz/ a victory. This along with the free win against /y/ would place /biz/ in a very different spot then they were used to. They had actually won two games. And soon this feeling would not be uncommon to /biz/.

Autumn - The Call

Having ended the megababy on a good note and with /biz/ having stabilized all while starting to produce massive amounts of new content /biz/ would enter into Autumn looking to finally join the winter cup and finally make up for all their loses. Their group on first look seemed easy, the the schitzos were under new management, the oldfags were not bad looking but not great, and the crazy cat “ladies” looked janky as hell. Plus everything looked up for once. /biz/ would start the cup dominating /x/, gaining a massive 3-0 lead at 35 minutes into the game. However, /biz/ would slowly climb their way up to 3-2. All the /biz/ buyers would make a sign of relief when the game ended having won another game. However, /biz/’s luck would run short against /f/, who would successfully beat shut /biz/ out 2-1. It was all up to /biz/ beating /an/, which seemed to be a certain victory due to how poor they had looked. But in classic /biz/ fashion Bagholder’s would make a blunder allowing /an/ to score. /biz/ was now in a hole and would need to not only score one to tie up the game, but two if it wished to ensure an advancement. To which /biz/ would quickly get its first goal at 38. Despite what many technical analyses may claim after the fact, no one could call this game. It would be at 82 /biz/ would find a lead. Everyone thinking they were up would jump in, only to have /an/ score a 90+ leveling the game off 2-2. It seemed to be the end, but somehow be it a miracle by Sminem or a hidden rig by the Bogs /biz/ would find their last-minute goal scoring themselves an even later 90+ goal. This would push /biz/ into the elites, and would put them up against the Stormfags Trump cultists for their second round against each other this time each with a bog on their side. /biz/ and /pol/ would patriciate in an epic chess match of wit with neither team being willing to make a mistake causing everyone to hold tight to their shekels. The game would go to 80 minutes without scoring before the /biz/ manager would get a call from the bogs who would rig the game. /biz/ would score and now only would need to hold. But both after both teams had made their changes /pol/ would come out the stronger of the two and would find a goal in the dying minutes of the game putting the game into extra time. In extra time /pol/ would find another goal and would end the game with a 120+ goal to finish /biz/ off 1-3. Having lost to the Autumn cup winner, /biz/ would not be in a bad spot and for a second cup in a row the markets would look up for /biz/.

2019 - The Awareness Phase

Winter - The Moonshot

/biz/ had finished Autumn placing it into its second ever elite cup and its first ever winter cup. Optimism was abundant and the markets looking when /biz/ started, but the group stage /biz/ would enter into would not be an easy one. First /biz/ would face off against the containment board of a containment board, next they would go against the closeted furfags, and they would end their game against the man children . Due to /bant/ playing on /pol/’s cursed stadium /pol/’s cursed stadium /biz/ would take an early lead, have /bant/ equalize their lead twice but would pull ahead at 61 and would score a 90+ to finish the game off 2-4. So far /biz/ looked bullish, and against /vp/ the bullish trend would lead to /biz/ starting the game with a 4-1 lead ahead of /vp/. However, it was a bull trap, and /vp/ would recover equalizing with three goals in 5 minutes. /biz/ desperate to push ahead and continue the bull market would score another goal, but the bears would have nothing of it, equalizing /biz/ last late goal with a 90+ from /vp/. This would place /biz/ in a precarious spot in the group. If /vg/ and /vp/ won their respective games /biz/ would be relegated back to the babies. And /vp/ would win, meaning /biz/ would need to win or draw to make it to the elite Knock outs. This was easier said then done, given /vg/ was the strongest team in the group having won both their matches and given /vg/ wished to see their follow video game board pushed through. What followed was a desperate game by /biz/ lead by Sergey who successfully shut out /vg/ saving 7 shots and letting not one goal pass all the while /biz/ would score 3. /biz/ was on path to moon in the elite knock outs for the first time. First, they would need to beat the team I have no clever name for. /biz/ would due continue their moon mission in the first half scoring 4 goals placing it near the record 4-0 game /biz/ had against /sci/; however, in the second half /wg/ would find some life scoring 2 goals of their own. The rapid upward trend followed by a sudden dip made would prove the undoing of the team. /biz/ having done amazingly for 4 games caused a rumor of a crash to come against the shitposters. The FUD would work, and after having an indecisive half a massive sell off would start. /biz/’s manager would try and savage this buy off with desperate measures but it was too late and the FUD had done its work. The quarterfinal would end 3-1 for [s4s]. /biz/ would be out, but all things considered they did surprisingly well. The question would be could they keep up the upward trend?
Summer - Murphy's Law
To explain this cup properly we need a bit of background into a clusterfuck. Firstly, the move over from PES 2017 to PES 2018 was brutal with aesthetics being a major pain due to technical limitation. Next /biz/ was now coming down from a major high in winter which left them feeling cocky. Lastly, the /biz/ manager was being a fucking idiot for not asking for it to be an autopilot as we will soon see. When the groups were drawn things seemed easy enough, the teams in which were playing against them were the failed mechanics who were without a manager and were autopiloted, the oldfags (again), and virgins who need to have sex. None of these teams looked particularly strong, and /biz/ feeling strong from winter would walk in feeling a strong bull market incoming. Little would they know it would crab from here. Their first game, due to the manager not being present had /biz/ play with a pastebin, which had /biz/ see a goal in the first 2 minutes and then a response in the next 9 after. And then… Well nothing. Well, a draw is better then a lose? Surely this was a time to buy. Well despite what technical analysis may suggest it was not. Because the next game, despite both manager’s best effort ended up a boring 0-0 game reminiscent of /biz/’s starting run. And from there anyone with half a mind could see how this storyline would end. With a big red drop. But /biz/ would only need a win to continue their elite run. However, the /biz/ manager not being present and handing the pastebin to the wrong streamer would cause the prophecy to be fulfilled. On game day /biz/’s plan was not used at all, and it showed, with /biz/ quickly dropping 3 goals in a half. Everyone was selling, no buy pressure at all, but then suddenly seeing the dip causing a spike in shorts, the bogs knew they had to JUST the those who though this was going to be a major blow out. The Bogs would score twice, but knowing it would be an even greater JUST if /biz/ still lost would keep the game a loss for /biz/. And so /biz/ would be sent back to the baby cup for a run in Autumn to fullfill another prophecy…
Autumn - A Similar Story

Speaking of arks that needed a repeat, this cup happened. Shit was crabbing after /biz/ had looked good and no one knew how to feel about this. /biz/ had done poorly on all fronts in the last cup only having won most boring team, but little did anyone know behind the sense big things were at play. A prophecy was being fulfilled with the Asuka prophecy claiming BTC would be 19k by the end of October and Snowden retweeting it. /biz/ was having a massive spike in activity and so again was able to find new blood in a lot of testers giving the management time to also get their aesthetics in order, which would show up looking amazing in a cup where almost no teams had aesthetics at all. Their group was one that looked moderately strong, the angry retards looked solid, the played in exposure fags as always looked tough, and the crazy cat “ladies” looked as janky as last time they had faced off. But with Asuka at their side and a prophecy about to be fulfilled surely things were looking up. Well, their first match was a disappointment, /v/ won despite the prophecy’s fly me to the moon. /biz/ would need a win against /gd/ to keep striving towards Winter. May anons doubted it, especially after /gd/ would score on kickoff, but thanks to Snibs passing two great passes to Asuka things would go tumbling down for /gd/ as they would find themselves equalized and then down by the end of the game. /biz/ was yet again in a position where beating /an/ or drawing would allow them to cross the finish line. And just like their last game /an/ would score first placing them ahead. /biz/ would quickly answer two additional goals and from there would attempt to hold on for dear life, but with /an/ equalizing at 68 and having the momentum things looked bad. The /biz/ manager made another call to the bogs, who would hack the streamer’s audio, making the late 88 minute goal by Outdoor cat hurt slightly less as the Bogs removed its goal horn with a much better set of music (none). /biz/ was in a hole, by one and with only 2 minutes to respond it seemed over. Everyone was selling no one buying this seemed to be the end, everyone was laughing at /biz/ again. The prophecy had failed and now /biz/ was not going to advance into winter. But somehow, SOMEHOW Sminem passed THE PERFECT PASS TO THE PROPHECY. And there it was, a 90+ goal to equalize the game 3-3. /biz/ would live. She may have failed in virtual currency but Asuka had saved /biz/. /biz/’s next opponent were the degenerate weebs in the Knock Outs. Again /biz/ would give away an early goal and would look awful in the first half. But come the second half they would look amazing and would score once. Despite having a half, a dozen amazing chances and keeping /jp/ under siege for 30 entire minutes of non-stop attacking /biz/ couldn’t manage to score an additional goal. Come over time /biz/ would again blunder a goal but this time the prophecy would quickly equalize again. But alas /jp/ would get an additional goal in to which /biz/ could not respond to. Despite a strong showing, /biz/ was unable to defeat /jp/ like /pol/ was outlasted. In general, the ark was a copy paste from last Autumn, and hopefully meant that last winter would be repeated.

2020 - Rising Returns

Winter - Holding on for Dear Life
Soon(tm)
Summer- The Take Off
Soon(tm)

Game History

Main page: /biz/ Game History

2014

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video	Date
2014 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/vr/	0-0 D		>Fun	October 19th, 2014
		/jp/	0-0 D		>Fun	October 24th, 2014
		/pol/	0-0 D		>Fun	October 26th, 2014
		/tg/	0-4 L		>Fun	November 1st, 2014

2015

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video	Date
2015 Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/mu/	2-3 L	80's Guy  54', 77'	>Fun	April 24th, 2015
		/soc/	3-2 W	80's Guy  25' Warren Buffett  44', 90+'	>Fun	April 26th, 2015
		/lgbt/	2-6 L	80's Guy  13' Forex  90+'	>Fun	May 3rd, 2015
		/jp/	0-0 D		>Fun	May 9th, 2015
2015 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/fit/	1-4 L	Bitcoin Millionaire  68'	>Fun	October 24th, 2015
		/out/	2-3 L	Warren Buffett  37', 45+'	>Fun	October 30th, 2015
		/gif/	2-3 L	Warren Buffet  12' Bitcoin Millionaire  31'	>Fun	November 6th, 2015
		/x/	0-1 L		>Fun	November 8th, 2015

2016

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video	Date
2016 Spring Babby Cup	Qualifiers	/adv/	3-3 D	Martin Shkreli  11' Ethereum  29' Yatch  65'	>Fun	April 15th, 2016
		/fa/	0-0 D		>Fun	April 16th, 2016
		/gif/	2-1 W	Bitcoin Millionaire  5' Martin Shkreli  83'	>Fun	April 16th, 2016
	Group Stage	/g/	1-1 D	Etherium  74'	>Fun	May 7th, 2016
		/sci/	4-0 W	Etherium  10' Martin Shkreli  74', 28' Idea Guy  82'	>Fun	May 13th, 2016
		/tg/	3-3 D	Martin Shkreli  2', 36' Etherium  90'	>Fun	May 15th, 2016
	Round of 16	/m/	2-6 L	Bitcoin Millionaire  18' Vitalik Buterin  39'	>Fun	May 21th, 2016
2016 Summer Cup	Group Stage	/tv/	2-3 L	Vitalik Buterin  38', 40'	>Fun	August 6th, 2016
		/m/	3-5 L	Ethercuck  36' Martin Shkreli  44', 76'	>Fun	August 12th, 2016
		/s4s/	1-2 L	Ethercuck  14'	>Fun	August 14th, 2016
2016 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/vg/	1-3 L	Trumpcoin  26'	>Fun	October 28th, 2016
		/sp/	1-6 L	Trumpcoin  88'	>Fun	October 30th, 2016
		/tg/	1-0 L	Ethercuck  20'	>Fun	November 5th, 2016

2017

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video	Date
2017 Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/b/	1-0 W	Martin Shkreli  41'	>Fun	May 12th, 2017
		/tg/	0-1 L		>Fun	May 12th, 2017
		/f/	2-3 L	Warren Buffett  6' Warren Buffett  56'	>Fun	May 12th, 2017
2017 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/tg/	0-1 L		>Fun	October 27th, 2017
		/mlp/	2-3 L	AAAAAHHHHHHHH  22' Money Skeleton  40'	>Fun	October 29th, 2017
		/mu/	1-0 W	AAAAAHHHHHHHH  22'	>Fun	November 4th, 2017

2018

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video	Date
2018 Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/fit/	0-1 L		[>Fun]	May 4th, 2018
		/tv/	1-2 L	Sminem  43'	[>Fun]	May 6th, 2018
		/w/	3-2 W	AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH  6' Sminem  22' Money Skeleton  90+3'	[>Fun]	May 12th, 2018
		/y/	4-2 W	Sminem  21', 34' Dump It  26' Money Skeleton  90+0'	[>Fun]	May 18th, 2018
2018 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/x/	3-2 W	Sminem 3' Money Skeleton 30' AAAAAHHHHHHHH 35'	>Fun	October 26th, 2018
		/f/	1-2 L	Money Skeleton  76'	>Fun	October 28th, 2018
		/an/	3-2 W	Money Skeleton  38', 82', 90+2'	>Fun	November 3rd, 2018
	Round of 16	/pol/	1-3 L	AAAAAHHHHHHHH  84'	>Fun	November 10th, 2018

2019

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video	Date
2019 Winter Cup	Group Stage	/bant/	4-2 W	13', 54' Money Skeleton  61' Dump it  90+4' AAAAAHHHHHHHH	[>Fun]	15 February 2019
		/vp/	5-5 D	24', 44' Sminem  36', 85' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH  39' Dump It	[>Fun]	17 February 2019
		/vg/	3-0 W	Dump It  6', 58' Money Skeleton  75'	[>Fun]	23 February 2019
	Round of 16	/wg/	4-2 W	Dump it  3', 69' AAAAHHHHHHHH  10' Lambo  33'	[>Fun]	2 March 2019
	Quarter Finals	/s4s/	1-3 L	Sminem  73'	[>Fun]	3 March 2019
2019 Summer Cup	Group Stage	/diy/	1-1 D	Dump it  2'	>Fun	19 July 2019
		/f/	0-0 D		>Fun	21 July 2019
		/r9k/	2-3 L	Dump it  72, 78'	>Fun	27 July 2019
2019 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/v/	1-2 L	The Prophesy  33'	>Fun	26 October 2019
		/gd/	2-1 W	The Prophecy  28', 77'	>Fun	1 November 2019
		/an/	3-3 D	21', 45+0' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH  90+0' The Prophecy	>Fun	3 November 2019
	Round of 16	/jp/	2-3 L	48' Bogged  98' The Prophecy	>Fun	9 November 2019

2020

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video	Date
2020 Winter Cup	Group Stage	/toy/	2-1 W	5' Punished Prophecy  82' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH	>Fun	17 January 2020
		/tg/	1-2 L	16' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH	>Fun	19 January 2020
		/mlp/	2-1 W	AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH  32', 45+2'	>Fun	25 January 2020
	Round of 16	/vg/	1-4 L	Golden Bullrun  56'	>Fun	1 February 2020
2020 Summer Cup	Group Stage	/gd/	3-2 W	AAAAAAAAHHHH  15', 57' Bear Market Bobo  84'	>Fun	18 July 2020
		/jp/	3-2 W	41' AAAAAAAAHHHH  69' Sminem	>Fun	24 July 2020
		/ck/	2-3 L	OOOOOOOH LINKIES  12' AAAAAAAAHHHH  20'	>Fun	26 July 2020
	Round of 16	/x/	3-0 W	Bear Market Bobo  26' Sminem  34', 44'	>Fun	1 August 2020
	Quarter Finals	/out/	2-3 L	AAAAAAAAHHHH  26', 43'	>Fun	2 August 2020

2021

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video	Date
2021 Winter Cup	Group Stage	/3/			Soon(tm)	30 January 2021
		/toy/			Soon(tm)	5 February 2021
		/int/			Soon(tm)	7 February 2021

Rivalries

/g/ Crypto Derby Oh look at this great new technology. Cryptography will allow the betterment of mankind and allow more decentralization. Oh who the hell believes this, its obviously just a bunch of brainlets trying to get into a pyramid scheme to try and make a buck. Now the question is, who will sell last, /biz/ or /g/?

0-1-0

/pol/ Bogda Bowl ITS DUMBING AGAIN! A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H! /BIZ/ BROS MAKE IT STOP, /POL/ IS LAUGHING AT US AGAIN! YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS, BUT ITS HAPPENING, /BIZ/ VS /POL/. Will /biz/ be dumped, or will the bogs make the call to crash /pol/, find out in the /biz/ vs /pol/ the bogdabowl!

0-1-1

/x/ Divination Derby How do you predict market trends? Surely through technical anaysis or reading the white paper to see if the project is promising in long term growth. What a joke, a crystal ball and cards can unironically read better into it. Same with when these two groups of schitzos play. So read see who the stars align for /biz/ or /x/!

2-0-1

Stats

Our lord and saviour, our captain, bringer of gains and lambos, Sergey.

Fowards

Player	Goals	Assists	MotM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH	21	13	6
Money Skeleton	13	5	3
Bogged	12	5	3
Sminem	9	13	4
Financial Ruin	6	3	1
Bear Market Bobo	2	5	0
OHHHHHHHH LINKIES	1	2	0
Lambo	1	0	0
Golden Bullrun	1	0	0
Snib Snib	0	2	0
BBBRRRRRRRRR	0	1	0
Bag Holders	0	1	0

Goalkeepers

Player	Saves	MotM
Sergey of Nazareth	64	0
Money Skeleton	5	0

Previous Players

Fowards

Player	Goals	Assists	MotM
Martin Shkreli	9	2	4
Ethercuck	7	0	2
Warren Buffet	6	3	1
Bitcoin Millionaire	4	6	0
80s Guy	4	1	0
Trump Coin	2	1	0
Forex	1	1	0
Idea Guy	1	0	0
Step 1 be a Jew	1	2	0
Yatch	1	0	0
Robinhood	0	2	0
Sell Me This Pen	0	2	0
Pyramid Scheme	0	1	0
Accounting Major	0	1	0
$1/Pop	0	1	0
Neet	0	0	1
How I Get Rich?	0	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Saves	MotM
Firm Hand Shake	53	0
DR;NS	2	0
NO CASH OUT	4	0
Janet Yellen	2	0
>Ebay	0	0
$1/Pop	0	0
Black Monday	2	0
Scrooge McDuck	4	0
Hodl	8	0

Awards

• 

  2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Worst Manager
  

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  2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
  Best New Player

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  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Best Stadium
  

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  2019 4chan Summer Cup
  Least Exciting Team
  

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  2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Best Kits
  Best New Model
  Best Overall Aesthetics
  Best alt-horn
  

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  2020 4chan Summer Cup
  Golden Ball
  

Exports and Music

2021

2021 4chan Winter Cup Tactical Export: Eventually(tm) Aesthetics Export: Eventually(tm) Music Export: Eventually(tm)

2020

2020 4chan Summer Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: link

2020 4chan Winter Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: link

2019

2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: link

2019 4chan Summer Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: link

2019 4chan Winter Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: link

2018

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: link

2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: link

2017

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: [Soon]

2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: [Soon]

2016

2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: [Soon]

2016 4chan Summer Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: [Soon]

2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: [Soon]

2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: [Soon]

2015

2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: [Soon]

2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: [Soon]

2014

2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Tactical Export: link Aesthetics Export: link Music Export: [Soon]

Contact

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Misc

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