/asp/

/asp/ F.C. is the football club of the Alternative Sports 4chan board.

/asp/
Intensionem, Integritatis, Intelligentia
/asp/ - Alternative Sports
Founded 11th May 2013 Manager Paul Heyman Owner Vince McMahon IRL manager Spotmonkey !!zZUi/j3mrUr Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1 Team colors Chat color D21400 Monday Night Raw Red Ranking 15 2 Highest rank 13 (2nd March 2014) Lowest rank 45 (6th October 2013) Top scorer CENAWINSLOL (14) Top assister CENAWINSLOL (7) Captain CENAWINSLOL Website /asp/ - Alternative Sports Nickname The /asp/ies The w/asp/s
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 10 5 6 21 47.62%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /vp/  1–4  /asp/ 27/10/2013 Biggest defeat /adv/  4–1  /asp/ 15/11/2013 First match /vp/  2–3  /asp/ 20/07/2013
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Flight Of The Valkyries - Daniel Bryan Theme Goal horn Ole - Bouncing Souls
Kits

Exports - Summer Cup 2014

Kits (Last Updated on 9th July 2014): www.mediafire.com/?wguudl6m8adcanm
Roster (Last updated on 11th July 2014): www.mediafire.com/download/w28k38b118hq14r

Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems

Anthem VS /pol/: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN91-m1gjdk
Post-Match Anthem if Mark Nutt gets a cleansheet: picosong.com/qqHk/
if American Dragon gets a hat-trick: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_xjBAd5G84
if Ethan Carter III scores: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVbEwS-z0zc
if SAWFT scores: youtu.be/6ybNs0hvyso?t=38s

Tactics

COMING SOON

Team History

Main Article: /asp/ History

Summer Cup 2014

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Roster

From left to right:
Top: Black Ref, NOT /ASP/, BEEG, American Dragon, Bones Jones, >Longboarding
Bottom: Rodney Mullen, CENAWINSLOL, FUCK THIS COMPANY, Shovelman, Bork Lazer

Main Article: /asp/ Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Black Ref 8   RB >Longboarding 5   CB Shovelman 3   CB BEEG 2   LB NOT /ASP/ 4   CMF Rodney Mullen 18   CMF Bork Lazer 6   CMF Bones Jones 10   AMF FUCK THIS COMPANY 9   AMF American Dragon 11   CF CENAWINSLOL

No. Position Player 13   GK Mark Nutt 22   GK Bad News Barrett 12   CB Diva Pics 19   CB Airshit 17   CB Krispen Wah 25   CB CM Phil 15   RB Pipebomb 16   LB Lord HEMA 20   CMF Ethan Carter III 21   CMF BOlieve 7   CMF Chris Weidman 14   CMF SAWFT

Fixtures/Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
July 20, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	FAHN DAHN GOOO  9' The Dazzler  33' CENAWINSLOL  83'	Link (Boris's Twitch because >Trashd) Skip to 17 minutes
July 21, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Rodney Mullen  14' CENAWINSLOL 17', 21', 54'	Link (YouTube)
September 22, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  39'	Link (Dailymotion because >Twitch)
September 28, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	CENAWINSLOL  26'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 20 minutes
October 26, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO  23'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 26, 2013	/out/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Pic-A-Nic Basket  57' CENAWINSLOL  72'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	Bork Lazer  5' American Dragon  9', 12', 33'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 15, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Bork Lazer  58'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 17, 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  40', 90+' Rodney Mullen  43'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 23, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Bork Lazer  8'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
January 12, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	American Dragon  44'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 3 hours 5 minutes
January 26, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D		this match was awful, i'm not even putting a link to it
February 15, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	American Dragon  33', 90+' CENAWINSLOL  77'	Link (YouTube)
February 21, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  23' Rodney Mullen  28'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
February 23, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 1, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (7-6) W	CENAWINSLOL  33', 86'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 2, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup QF	3-4 L	CENAWINSLOL  2' Rodney Mullen  77' American Dragon  90+'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
June 6, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L		Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 24 minutes
June 8, 2014	/po/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	American Dragon  10' Bones Jones  68'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 2 hours 38 minutes
July 19, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  40' NOT /ASP/  81'
July 25, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup
July 27, 2014	/s4s/	2014 4chan Summer Cup

Player Stats

Bold denotes players still on the team

Goalscorers Player Goals Last Goal Scored CENAWINSLOL 14 vs  /pol/ July 19, 2014 American Dragon 10 vs  /po/ June 8, 2014 Rodney Mullen 4 vs  /trv/ March 2, 2014 Bork Lazer 3 vs  /c/ November 23, 2013 FAHN DAHN GOOO 2 vs  /an/ October 26, 2013 Bones Jones 1 vs  /po/ June 8, 2014 NOT /ASP/ 1 vs  /pol/ July 19, 2014

Assisters Player Assists CENAWINSLOL 7 Bork Lazer 6 FAHN DAHN GOOO 4 American Dragon 4 Rodney Mullen 2 Bones Jones 1 Krispen Wah 1 >Longboarding 1 Lord HEMA 1 FUCK THIS COMPANY 1

Goalkeeper Stats Player Saves (Clean Sheets) Black Ref 40 (6) Mark Nutt 7 (1) Best Martial Art 5 (0) Bad News Barrett 2 (0)

Goals in a single match Player Goals Game CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /adv/ July 21, 2013 American Dragon 3 vs  /vp/ October 27, 2013 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /po/ November 17, 2013 American Dragon 2 vs  /mlp/ February 15, 2014 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /v/ March 1, 2014 Team Performances Event Place W/D/L Record Friendlies N/A 4/2/2 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 7th (Promoted) 1/2/1 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 17th (Promoted) 1/1/1 2014 4chan Winter Cup 5th 3/0/2 2014 4chan Summer Cup TBD 1/0/0 Awards Team Awards Worst Fans - 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Most Improved - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Underdog of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Surprise of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Individual Awards 2014 4chan Winter Cup All-Stars: Rodney Mullen (first 11), American Dragon (substitute) Rivalries /asp/ vs /sp/ - The W/asp/s vs The GOATs /asp/ is the younger brother of /sp/. Whilst they have yet to face each other, /sp/ will want to show it's younger brother what a squash match really is and /asp/ will be looking to go over with the 4chan cup crowd at the expense of /sp/. Some former /sp/ players are now on the /asp/ team as well. Including Winter Cup winner, Goatface, who goes by American Dragon now and Bork Lazer. The first match in this rivalry was in the Summer Cup 2014 Friendlies, an generally uneventful match which ended in a 1-0 defeat for /asp/. /asp/ vs /c/ An unusual, yet heated rivalry has emerged between /asp/ and /c/. The teams first crossed paths in the 2013 Halloween Cup invitational, when in the semi-finals /c/ beat an unmanaged and out of date /asp/ team 6-1. However, it wasn't until the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup that the rivalry really gained steam. In the final match of Group A /asp/ and /c/ faced off in a match that would decide who would take the final promotion spot, /asp/ took an early lead and held it until the last minutes when /c/ got a late equalizer which promoted /c/ and condemned /asp/ to another season in the Babbies. Following this match Spotmonkey made a furious post calling out and challenging the /c/ management to a rematch in the Winter Friendlies, which they accepted. In that match /asp/ got their vengeance with a hard-fought 1-0 victory.