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[s4s] (stylized /s4s/ for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s] was, as a board, originally thought to be an April Fools' joke. However, it was made a permanent fixture on the site by Moot, and is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team itself has also challenged these labels, both on and off the divegrass pitch.
The team's history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the Cup, ranging from the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers to the Elite level of play. [s4s] just won their first ever cupe in the 2021 4chan World Cup LOLE!!!
Roster
See also:
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Team Photos
The first [s4s] team photo, for the 2014 4chan Summer Cup.
The [s4s] team photo for the 2015 4chan Winter Cup.
The [s4s] team photo for the 2017 4chan Winter Cup.
The [s4s] team photo for the 2019 4chan Summer Cup.
The [s4s] team photo after winning the 2021 4chan World Cup
Team History
For earlier history: /s4s/ history
Match History
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July 12, 2013 | 3-1 L |
Shrek | |||
July 20, 2013 | 1-0 W |
Quads | |||
September 21, 2013 | 2-0 L | ||||
October 5, 2013 | 1-0 W |
Shrek | |||
October 25, 2013 | 4-2 W |
Shrek | |||
October 26, 2013 | 3-0 W |
Patrick Bateman | |||
October 27, 2013 | 2-1 W |
Shrek | |||
October 27, 2013 | 1-1 D |
Shrek | |||
November 16, 2013 | 2-1 L |
Shrek | |||
November 22, 2013 | 1-1 D |
Shrek | |||
November 24, 2013 | 4-4 D |
Shrek | |||
January 11, 2014 | 1-0 L | ||||
January 19, 2014 | 1-1 D |
Shrek | |||
April 6, 2014 | 2-1 L |
[s4s]-Tan | |||
April 11, 2014 | 3-3 D |
Patrick Bateman | |||
April 13, 2014 | 1-0 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
April 19, 2014 | 2-1 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
April 26, 2014 | 5-0 L | ||||
May 31, 2014 | 2-1 L | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
June 7, 2014 | 2-1 W | [s4s]-Tan ![]() | |||
July 19, 2014 | 4-2 W | Cory Baxter ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() [s4s]-Tan ![]() | |||
July 26, 2014 | 2-2 D |
Cory Baxter | |||
July 27, 2014 | 2-1 L |
Topkek | |||
July 27, 2014 | 1(6)-1(5) L |
[s4s]-Tan | |||
February 14, 2015 | 3-0 W |
Topkek | |||
February 20, 2015 | 5-0 W |
Dubs | |||
February 22, 2015 | 1-1 D |
[s4s]-Tan | |||
February 28, 2015 | 3-0 W |
D A N K M E M E S | |||
March 1, 2015 | 3-2 L |
Patrick Bateman | |||
July 31, 2015 | 1-1 D | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
August 2, 2015 | 4-1 W | [s4s]-Tan ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
August 8, 2015 | 4-3 L | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
October 24, 2015 | 1-0 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
October 30, 2015 | 3-1 L | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
November 1, 2015 | 4-3 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() [s4s]-Tan ![]() Ebin ![]() | |||
November 8, 2015 | 2-1 W | [s4s]-Tan ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
November 14, 2015 | 4-3 W (a.e.t.) | Patrick Bateman ![]() Topkek ![]() Snek Court ![]() | |||
November 15, 2015 | 2-0 L | ||||
February 20, 2016 | 4-0 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() [s4s]-Tan ![]() | |||
February 26, 2015 | 1-1 D | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
February 28, 2016 | 4-0 L | ||||
March 5, 2016 | 2(4)-2(3) W | Nice Grill ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
March 6, 2016 | 3-2 L | Topkek ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
August 6, 2016 | 2-2 D | Topkek ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
August 12, 2016 | 2-1 W | Topkek ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
August 14, 2016 | 2-1 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() Nice Grill ![]() | |||
August 20, 2016 | 3-0 L | ||||
February 11, 2017 | 3-1 W | Topkek ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
February 17, 2017 | 1-0 L | ||||
February 19, 2017 | 2-1 W | Topkek ![]() | |||
February 25, 2017 | 5-2 L | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
July 28, 2017 | 3-2 L | Patrick Bateman ![]() Keksandra ![]() | |||
July 30, 2017 | 3-3 D | Patrick Bateman ![]() Keksandra ![]() | |||
August 5, 2017 | 1-2 L | Keksandra ![]() | |||
October 27, 2017 | 1-3 L | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
October 29, 2017 | 1-2 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
October 29, 2017 | 2-1 W | TOPKEK ![]() | |||
May 4,2018 | 2-0 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() Slut Sanae ![]() | |||
May 6,2018 | 1-2 L | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
May 11,2018 | 2-3 L | Patrick Bateman ![]() Keksandra ![]() | |||
May 14, 2018 | 3-1 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() Keksandra ![]() | |||
October 26, 2018 | 2-0 W | Topkek ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
October 28, 2018 | 3-1 W | Nice Grill ![]() Topkek ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
November 3, 2018 | 5-1 W | Nice Grill ![]() Keksandra ![]() Topkek ![]() Flowre ![]() | |||
November 10, 2018 | 1(4)-1(3) L | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
February 16, 2018 | 5-2 W | Topkek ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() Keksandra ![]() | |||
February 22, 2019 | 5-2 L | Keksandra ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
February 24, 2019 | 7-3 W | Topkek ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() Keksandra ![]() | |||
March 2, 2019 | 5-4 W (a.e.t.) | Patrick Bateman ![]() Topkek ![]() | |||
March 3, 2019 | 3-1 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() Keksandra ![]() Topkek ![]() | |||
March 3, 2019 | 1-2 L (a.e.t.) | Topkek ![]() | |||
March 3, 2019 | 4-3 W | Keksandra ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() Nice Grill ![]() | |||
July 20, 2019 | 0-1 L | ||||
July 26, 2019 | 0-4 L | ||||
July 28, 2019 | 1-1 D | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
October 25, 2019 | 1-5 L | Keksandra ![]() | |||
October 27, 2019 | 0-1 L | ||||
November 2, 2019 | 3-3 D | Keksandra ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
April 11, 2020 | 3-1 W | Nice Grill ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
April 11, 2020 | 1-1 D | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
April 12, 2020 | 2-2 D | ses ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
April 24, 2020 | 1-0 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
April 26, 2020 | 3-1 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() Keksandra ![]() | |||
May 2, 2020 | 7-3 W | Patrick Bateman ![]() Keksandra ![]() Nice Grill ![]() Flowre ![]() | |||
May 9, 2020 | 4-1 W | ses ![]() Flowre ![]() Keksandra ![]() Patrick Bateman ![]() | |||
May 10, 2020 | 2-0 L | ||||
July 17, 2020 | 4-3 L | Keksandra ![]() | |||
July 19, 2020 | 1-1 D | Patrick Bateman ![]() |
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July 25, 2020 | 2-1 L | Keksandra ![]() | |||
October 23 2020 | 3-2 L | Keksandra ![]() Topkek ![]() | |||
October 25, 2020 | 3-2 L | Keksandra ![]() | |||
October 31 2020 | 2-1 L | Keksandra ![]() |
Tournament History
Competition | Win | Draw | Loss | End result | Notes |
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All friendlies | 5 | 1 | 7 | >friendliest team >lose most of your friendlies | |
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3 | 1 | 0 | 1st - Qualified | >""""winning"""" a fetus |
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0 | 2 | 1 | 25th - Relegated | >almost losing to autopilot /cgl/ >letting it slip against /r9k/ |
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2 | 1 | 2 | 16th - Promoted | >getting blown the fuck out by OaB /ic/ |
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1 | 1 | 2 | 10th - Held Promotion | First Elite Cup; The Cup of Cory |
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3 | 1 | 1 | 5th - Held Promotion | Almost made it to the semifinals. Fucking /tg/. |
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1 | 1 | 1 | 17th - Relegated | ![]() |
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4 | 0 | 2 | 5th - Promoted | >SACKING THE MANAGER FOR FINISHING 5TH |
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2 | 1 | 2 | 7th - Held Promotion | >lost 3-2 in the quarterfinals again |
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2 | 1 | 1 | 15th - Held Promotion | Killed in the Ro16 by /adv/. |
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2 | 0 | 2 | 15th - Held Promotion | THAT. FUCKING. KAT. |
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0 | 1 | 2 | 28th - Relegated | The Dark Era begins. |
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2 | 0 | 1 | 17th - Failed to Promote | The first of two 6-Point Hells. |
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2 | 0 | 1 | 19th - Failed to Promote | YOU GOT BEAT BY /t/. The second of the aforementioned Hells. |
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3 | 0 | 1 | 11th - Promoted | Freed from Hell, Lost in the Ro16 (again) thanks to Patrick "Flowre" Bateman. Nice dubs though. |
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4 | 0 | 2 | 3rd Place - Held Promotion | WON THE THIRD PLACE TROPHY. |
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0 | 1 | 2 | 29th Place - Relegated | Third Place curse strikes |
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0 | 1 | 2 | 30th Place - Failed to Promote | rude autopilot |
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1 | 2 | 0 | 2nd Place - Qualified | Escaped the uterus |
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4 | 0 | 1 | 7th Place - Promoted | 9 point curse (lost in Quarter Finals) |
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0 | 1 | 2 | 28th Place - Relegated | not nice |
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0 | 0 | 3 | 28th Place - Relegated | barely avoided the spoon lole |
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6 | 1 | 1 | 1st Place - Champions | HALLELUJAH |
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2 | 0 | 2 | 21st Place - Failed to Promote | >bateman gets a 9.0 >fail to promote |
Individual Honors
2013 Autumn Fetus
Golden Boot:
Shrek, 7 goals2013 Autumn Fetus
Joint Golden Ball:
Patrick Bateman, 5 assists2014 Summer Cup
Goal of the Tournament:
Cory Baxter, vs. /pol/2015 Winter Cup
Joint Golden Ball:
Ebin, Nice Grill2015 Winter Cup
Player of the Tournament:
Patrick Bateman2019 Winter Cup
Joint Best Player2019 Winter Cup
Goal of the Tournament
Nice Grill2021 World Cup
Golden Glove
#fortune2021 World Cup
Player of the Tournament
Patrick Bateman, #fortune
Team Honors
2015 Winter Cup
Match of the Tournament
[s4s] - /tg/2015 Winter Cup
Best Matches
2015 Summer Cup
Match of the Tournament
/gd/ - [s4s]2015 4chan Autumn Babby
Match of the Tournament
[s4s] - /sp/2019 Winter Cup
3rd Place
2021 World Cup
Match of the Tournament, Biggest Upset
[s4s] - /mlp/2021 World Cup
Team of the Tournament, Most Improved Team, Most Exciting Team
2021 World Cup
1st Place
Rivalries
You'd think the nicest team in the 4chan Cup wouldn't have rivalries, but youd be suprise :^)
Board Rivalries
Sh*tpost Bowl:
/s4s/ v. /b/ ![B icon.png](/w/images/thumb/9/9f/B_icon.png/25px-B_icon.png)
Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with ironic shitposting funposting, dubs threads, and useless content OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. These teams have met twice, the first time was [s4s] second match ever, in which the s4squatches won 1-0. The second time they met was in the FINALS of the 2021 4chan World Cup, which [s4s] WON 3-1 for their first ever 1st place finish and a STAR. 2W - 0D - 0L
Dumb Frogposting Bowl:
/s4s/ v. /r9k/ ![R9k icon.png](/w/images/thumb/f/f9/R9k_icon.png/25px-R9k_icon.png)
Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, they are looked down upon on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup. 1W - 2D - 0L
Meta Rivalries
THE ETERNAL RIVALRY IS GETTING BETTER:
/s4s/ v. /gd/ ![Gd icon.png](/w/images/thumb/e/e1/Gd_icon.png/25px-Gd_icon.png)
Thanks to a 3-1 win in the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup, [s4s] finally got their first win against the grpahics dudes and THAT FUCKING CAT Let's hope it will soon go our way :^^). 1W - 0D - 4L
Checkb Owl:
/s4s/ v. /lgbt/ ![Lgbt icon.png](/w/images/thumb/2/24/Lgbt_icon.png/25px-Lgbt_icon.png)
In this matchup of two provisionals, something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies. 0W - 1D - 1L
Friendshipb Owl aka Together Forever, Jr.:
/s4s/ v. /mlp/ ![Mlp icon.png](/w/images/thumb/d/d4/Mlp_icon.png/25px-Mlp_icon.png)
Fitting to the rivalry's name, their first face-off ended in the friendliest of results, a 1-1 draw in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup that saw both teams continue through to the knockout stages. Their second, however, was slightly less amicable, as Dubs FC pulled ahead with a 3-1 victory in the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. Despite this, both teams again advanced. >rape and the rest of the pastel ponies grabbed their first win of the rivalry in the third matchup, with a 5-2 win in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup. Yet again, both [s4s] and /mlp/ qualified for the knockout rounds. The rivalry currently stands at [s4s] being ahead after knocking out the pones in a grueling Quarter Finals of the 2021 4chan World Cup which was arguably the best match of the cup 3W - 1D - 2L
Gallery
The [s4s]-/x/ match from Winter 2015 summed up in one image.
Keksandra rusing /adv/ defender s/adv/irgin after he allows an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal.
[s4s]'s Summer 2017 medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.
Keksandra embracing the Third Place Trophy™ she and the rest of Dubs FC claimed after the 2019 Winter Cup.
[s4s] celebrating Nice Grill's 90+2 goal to tie their Round of 32 match 3-3 vs /vst/ during the 2021 4chan World Cup.
Nice artwork from a nice anon on le board of the allstar after the 2021 4chan World Cup
Quotes
- "But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good."
- — DrBorisG
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On his favorite team in the cup :^)
- "IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!"
- — DrBorisG
- — DrBorisG
After Patrick Bateman scored the final of five [s4s] goals against /x/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup.
- "BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!"
- — Old Man Sou
- — Old Man Sou
After Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over /adv/ and a berth in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup.
- "Ninety plus four, Ses on a corner kick, here we go!"
- — DrBorisG
- — DrBorisG
- "Seeeess..."
- — Jack
- — Jack
- "Here comes that pause abuse, he already got one assist on it--"
- — Kekkels
- — Kekkels
- "Nah, not unless, n--OH, OH YEAH, MAYBE, OKAY! NICE GRILL, NICE GAME! Nice Grill on the Squat Toilet! I got nothin' for this."
- — DrBorisG
- — DrBorisG
- "Well, I think we know what Goal of the Tournament is going to be."
- — Blinky
- — Blinky
The commentary booth's reaction to Nice Grill's improbable last-gasp volley against to win the 2019 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match against /vg/.
- "Oh no, not ASS, if this ends with ASS... IT DOES, ASS WINS THE GAME FOR [s4s]!"
- — DrBorisG
- — DrBorisG
- "ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
- — Ken Ashcorp
- — Ken Ashcorp
Bors and Ken on the thrilling end to one of the best penalty shootouts from the 2021 World Cup
Trivia
- In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
- There have been three times that one [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against /r9k/ in Autumn '13, Bateman against /x/ in Summer '15, and Keksandra against /sp/ in Winter '19. Despite this, not every match was an [s4s] victory: Shrek's double brace was not enough to take all 3 points, as a ROBOT9001 hat trick meant the game ended 4-all.
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Inaugural Champions | World Champions 2021 |
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