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EXPORT: http://puu.sh/c7nZe/4fcd04add5.zip Includes a blender for Donte, I don't know what needs to be done with those but if you can implement it as I gave it to you that would be based!

/v/
VIDYA GAEMZ!
/v/ - Video Games
Founded August, 2011 IRL manager Exec  !!s4zagtDZGcA Team colors Chat color 9900FF Dragon Dildo Purple Ranking 21 ( 16) Highest rank 4 (Autumm 2013) Lowest rank 22 (April 1, 2012) Top scorer Gabe Newell (33) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Gabe Newell Website /v/ - Video Games Nickname /v/irgins The /v/idya
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 22 8 22 52 42.31%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /v/  7–0  /lit/ August 17, 2013 Biggest defeat /a/  4–1  /v/ September 23, 2012 First match /v/  1–0  /s/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Snake Eater Goal horn GALO SENGEN, /v/ goalhorn forever)
Kits

DAMMIT /v/ YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT DO YOU EVEN PLAY GAEMS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????

[deep breath]

Despite having a large fanbase and being one of the founding teams of the 4Chan Cup, the city of /v/ has never had that much success in actually playing the game of association football. After earning themselves a quick exit from their first three Cups, /v/ was relegated to the Babby Cup. With the PESbro era over, many wondered if the team would ever claw its way out of the Babbys. But a Candidate (#2, to be specific) emerged with a slightly-changed roster and revitalized the depressed team. Even though /v/ met an unfortunate end in the second round due to Ultros spaghetti, they qualified for Winter. Though this success was not long-lived, not in the same way - a week or two before the 2013 Winter Cup, Candidate #2 retired. People laughed when the new manager, Exec, tried to post a change to his export minutes after the deadline. Those critics were silenced when /v/ topped their group, facing off against juggernaut squads like /ck/ and /d/. The incredible performance continued getting fourth at '13 Summer in spite of height abuse, and the manager being unable to livemanage during most of the knockouts. Winter '14 didn't go as fans had hoped, but managing to avoid relegation is a prize in and of itself.

Then everything went to hell for /v/ once again in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. Not only was /v/ relegated, the disaster of relegation came at the hands of /vg/.

A disastrous Autumn campaign has seen /v/ relegated to the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup after only 3 matches; losing by 2 to the team they once blew out 7-0, drawing /tv/ 0-0, and suffering a 4-2 loss to /s/ made them the second team to be relegated with only a single match against /adv/ to go. Will /v/ triumph when the Spring Babbies come? Will they ever win a Tsun-Derby match against /a/? Will Exec ever edit the wiki page to look actually 100% honest to god up to date? You'll have to pre-order our game to find out!

Special Goalhorns

Following Players have special goalhorns if they score:

SANIC: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg MAX volume required for authentinal Sanic feel
Gabe Newell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY
Gabe Newell Hattrick >impying this will ever happen again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2MDtWu5t0

Team Roster

Sub

Starter

Bronze

Silver

Gold

No. Position Player 14   GK Hideki Kamiya 19   CB Dewrito Pope 11   CB HE 6   CB Villager 27   DMF Hideo Kojima 20   DMF Senator Armstrong 17   LMF PC Master Race 13   RMF Console Peasant 1   AMF Reggie Fils-Aime 7   SS SANIC 3   CF Gabe Newell (C)

No. Position Player 59   GK Chad Warden 9   CB Captain Falcon 22   CB No Fun Allowed 2   CB Protoman 24   DMF Harry Enfield 15   DMF [spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] 10   LMF Donte 4   LMF Mystery of the Druids 5   LMF RAGE 26   RMF Mozart 99   RMF Mr. Bones 18   RMF Squid-loli

Aesthetics
FUCKING PES14
There'll be kits and faces here for the actual Winter Cup I assure you.

Anthem

Snake Eater - 4chan Cup Version

What a game
With GabeN and Sanic through the night
What a game
I'm watching and i'll raging at you
What a feel in my heart
But you're so supreme!

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya

Someday we play wagglan games,
Someday we feed on Day 1 DLC,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see Episode 3

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/s/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Unknown
August, 2011	/int/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	Unknown
August, 2011	/sp/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 L	Unknown
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	Unknown
January 5, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Gaben  64'
January 6, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L	None
February 25, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Unknown
February 26, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L	None
April 28, 2012	/tv/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Spaghetti  11', 34', 69'
May 5, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Newell  25', 30'
May 26, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Arino  39'
July 13, 2012	/tg/	Group Stage SC2012	2-2 D	Newell  15' Arino  64'
July 14, 2012	/toy/	Group Stage SC2012	2-2 D	NO GAEMS  41' Newell  58'
July 15, 2012	/3/	Group Stage SC2012	2-1 L	Newell  56'
August 18, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Fils-Aime  90'
September 9, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 L	Newell  34' Fils-Aime  47', 59'
September 23, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Newell  60'
October 13, 2012	/ic/	Group Stage ABC2012	4-0 W	Newell  6' Fils-Aime  58', 72' Harriott  86'
October 14, 2012	/g/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-0 W	Newell  9', 19'
October 20, 2012	/h/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 L	DLC  59'
October 20, 2012	/soc/	Round of 16 ABC2012	1-0 L	None
December 8, 2012	/soc/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Fils-Aime  20' PC Master Race  49' Newell  51', 89'
February 9, 2013	/ck/	Group Stage WC2013	3-0 W	Gaben  33', 54' Sanic  67'
February 15, 2013	/hm/	Group Stage WC2013	2-1 W	Gabe Newell  6' Reggie  18'
February 17, 2013	/d/	Group Stage WC2013	4-2 W	Gabe Newell  36', 41', 60' Console Peasant  54'
February 23, 2013	/adv/	Round of 16 WC2013	3-2 W	Gabe Newell  14', 73'
April 5, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	SANIC  70'
April 13, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 L
July 12, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
July 20, 2013	/tg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Gaben  20' Reggie  52' Protoman  85'
August 17, 2013	/lit/	Group Stage SC2013	7-0 W	Reggie  6', 77' Gabe Newell  19', 23', 60' SANIC  29', 82'
August 23, 2013	/d/	Group Stage SC2013	0-3 L
August 25, 2013	/b/	Group Stage SC2013	1-0 W	Gabe Newell  6'
August 31, 2013	/sp/	Round of 16 SC2013	2-1 W	Hideo Kojima  6' Reggie  62'
September 1, 2013	/mlp/	Quarterfinals SC2013	2-1 W	Cpt. Falcon  35' Gabe Newell  42'
September 1, 2013	/wg/	Semifinals SC2013	1-3 L	Reggie  81'
September 1, 2013	/b/	Third Place Playoff SC2013	1-3 L	SANIC  28'
September 28, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Gabe Newell  13' Reggie  45+'
October 6, 2013	/jp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	SOOPER SANIC  63' Gabe Newell  78' (pen.)
January 11, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Gabe Newell  76'
January 18, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
February 15, 2014	/x/	Group Stage WC2014	2-2 D	Gabe Newell  38', 90+'
February 21, 2014	/int/	Group Stage WC2014	3-2 W	Console Peasent  19' PC Master Race  34', 45+'
February 23, 2014	/c/	Group Stage WC2014	2-1 W	Reggie Fils-Aime  22' Gabe Newell  81'
March 1, 2014	/asp/	Round of 16 WC2014	2-2 (6-7) L	SANIC  38', 66'
June 6, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Reggie Fils-Aime  22', 76'
July 18, 2014	/ck/	Group Stage SC2014	2-0 W	>tipping  19' PC Master Race  42'
July 20, 2014	/h/	Group Stage SC2014	1-1 D	SANIC  74'
July 26, 2014	/vg/	Group Stage SC2014	1-4 L	Mr. Bones 3'
October 17, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L
October 19, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
October 25, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-4 L	Reggie  71' SANIC  80'
November 2, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-4 L	Dewrito Pope  3' Gabe Newell  37' Mystery of the Druids  45+' Good Guy Greg  71'

Rivalries

/v/ vs /a/- Tsundere Bowl

/a/ and /v/ have a difficult relationship. Both are one of the oldest 4chan boards and while quite a few /a/ followers enjoy the vidya (especially JRPGs) and plenty of /v/irgins watch animu (even though they never admit it), wee/a/boos are frowned upon when spotted by /v/irgins. The devastating defeat in the Autumn 2012 Friendlies only fueled the fire, though the two teams have yet to meet since then. (0-0-2)

/v/ vs /vp/- Pokeyman Bowl

/v/ rightfully disowned his son, /vp/, at a young age. /vp/ have never really forgiven their parents and just want to beat them at every opportunity. While some say that /v/ had more games until they kicked out /vp/, a quick look into /vp/ shows how little of this is true. (1-0-0)

/v/ vs /vg/- Vidya Derby

Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, rivalry is bound to ensue. Shitposting with no video games vs circlejerking with some video games, who will come out on top? (2-0-1)

/v/ vs /mlp/- FUCKING PONIES

While there is quite a lot of things /v/ hates, and most boards on 4chan despise ponies and everything associated with it, nothing compares to the burning hatred /v/ has for the little horsefucking scumbags. Should /v/ ever lose a game to /mlp/, their rage will turn 4chan into a scorched wasteland. Though secretly /v/ wants them to win, so they may be free from /v/. (1-1-0)