User talk:Jynx
Halloween /hm/
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Anthem: Team America - Everyone has AIDS (time TBD)
Goalhorn: Family Guy - You Have AIDS
Freddie Mercury's Alt. Horn:We Are The Champions
Dream /hm/
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Shit team 4 summer friendlies
So tbh, I know nothing about PES or football.
>tfw no dad to teach me
Anyway. I suggest instead of fucking getting annoyed and replacing players from the team. We improve them. Both in terms of blenders and physical quality. The main 2 people someone must fix is: Disturbia and Bearforce. Bearforce?????? You might say. But where is ye olde burrfoarce who sorces 5 goals in one match? Bearforce is amazing now, but you need to make him that one bit better.
Disturbia on the other hand is complete shit and needs to be re-made from the drawing board. Possibly sending her on the bench as a substitute SS and her a non-medal may work, possibly.
All other players (especially the RMF, LMF and CMF) are fucking amazing. The defence might need to be tweaked a tiny bit. But im probably just talking bollocks.
Remember, the summer friendlies is the last chance we have to make a mistake. I know i probably dont do anything, except for bitch and moan (#gay), but this team might just unite /hm/ from all the rulebreaking its gone through ;__;.
Anyway, theres 3 months till friendlies. Keep me updated this shit xx
Your darling fan,
Jynx x
Hey, I have a question to ask you.
A while back, when I made a thread, there was an anon who said he had a template up for an OG /hm/ roster. A lot of people said it was dragonfag, but he hasn't been on /hm/ in a while apparently. The guy who posted the template also said that he "made the team".
It wasn't long after that, that you started helping me out with the wiki page and just hanging out as my token supporter. Some other evidence I've grabbed is that you've stated you're "too poor" for skype, which would explain an unmanaged Autumn 2012 run for /hm/.
Did you found the team? If so, I just wanna say that I am proud to helm your child, great Jynx. And thank you, for birthing this opportunity for me. --Gayman Alpha (talk) 09:23, 5 April 2014 (UTC)
>fucking up my page
>making me miss the /c/ match to answer this
Anyway, I didn't make the /hm/ team. But remember, each mars/hm/allow made /hm/. Whether we reposted Ellen or disturbia, or we had a cut vs uncut argument. We, the mars/hm/allows made /hm/, the place it is now: shitty.
But remember, you're a great manager, and all us mars/hm/allows shall support you xx
Replacing Disturbia
She's getting sacked (again). I'm thinking "Big Daddy" should replace her, be moved to silver, and Ellen promoted to the gold Second Striker position. A such, Daddy Issues should be cut for some new blood. Any ideas? I'm thinking Tiny Tops or Huge (Hugh) Jackedman (Jackman).
Sorry about the 5-2 loss; was away and couldn't live manage. Autumn's gonna be fun, and I've a few Summer Friendlies planned that should be show-stoppers.
I'm thinking of changing the goalhorn once more. Soccer Practice is the obvious choice, but I'm IN LOVE with it as a victory anthem. Any suggestions friend? --Gayman Alpha (talk) 03:41, 16 April 2014 (UTC)
>friend
That made me cry :')
Anyway, I propose we have 2 ways to deal with this shitty SS. If she scores in this final match and gets you a place in the Round Of 16. She can stay.
However if the cunt fails to score she goes (either complety out of the team or onto the bench). However, Disturbia is board culture. I took the time to group all our players depending on if they are: Board Culture (C), Managers Choice (M) or Random (R), though its probably wrong. You can see that most players are either culture or your choice (which is fine, considering you give so much time to this virtual divegrass stuff x)
Twink (R)
Gayvid Beckham (M)
Zayn Malik (M)
Jesse Starr (C)
Anderson Cooper (C/M)
Ryan Reynolds (M)
Ellen (C)
Moot's Jawline (M)
STDSTDSTD (R)
Disturbia (C)
Bearforce (R)
Hot Facebook Friend (C)
Full Homo (R)
CP Links (C)
Cut (C)
Uncut (C)
Wincest Cousin (C)
No Mods (C)
Sean Cody (R)
Straight Best Friend (C)
Daddy Issues (C/R)
Mars/hm/allow (C)
Corbin Fisher (R)
However, if she does fail. She goes. On the topic of new players, Daddy Issues seems to be more of a /lgbtbbq/ thingy, therefore some new blood is good. I think Tiny Tops is also /lgbt/ related and Hugh Jackman seems great. However if we are going to 'sexify' his name, I suggest we try to do the same to Zayn, Ryan and Anderson, if its possible. However, we dont have to. But with David, we had to sort of change his name because he was a real football player.
Anyway, dont worry about the 5-2, just blame Chokesdurbia. Youre a great manager, and we still have the /b/ match. le rulez 1 and 2 XDXDXDXD.
Thanks sweet prince x
I second the motion to make Hugh Jackman a player. Also, good luck vs /b/- SDA
As it currently stands, "Huge Jackedman" and "Big Daddy' are coming onto the team in replacement of Disturbia and maybe someone else.
Disregard the people calling me Rarifag, that's just some shit they do to poke fun. To you and the rest of /hm/, I'm Rariman or Gayman still. Whatever you want. Good news! I'm getting PES! My brother got the torrent on his laptop finally, so some file management should be done in a bit and we'll be able to get some proper tests done, and we'll see /hm/ in Winter! I'm pumped, and so should you be <3. --Gayman Alpha (talk) 04:29, 12 May 2014 (UTC)
Possible Pots 1
| Pot 1 | Pot 2 | Pot 3 | Pot 4 | Pot 5 |
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Pots 1 and 2 are the ones who got relegated from Summer. The manegerless teams are at the bottom of pot 2 (in order of ranking in Summer). Pots 3, 4,5 are teams who failed to qualify in Spring. /fa/ is at the top of pot 3, due to it being unfair for them to miss two cups and be in the bottom of Pot 5. The remainder of Pot 3 are all the teams in order of Spring ranking who are consdiered 'awake'. They can be moved to their original spots if all the 'sleepy' teams in Pots 4 and 5 wake up :^). /biz/ (and /w/ and /i/ if tottori lets them(RIPIP /t/)) will be at the bottom of Pot 5.
Possible Pots 2
| Pot 1 | Pot 2 | Pot 3 | Pot 4 | Pot 5 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Same as possible pot 1, but managerless teams are at the bottom of pot 5.
Possible Pots 3
| Pot 1 | Pot 2 | Pot 3 | Pot 4 | Pot 5 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
This is all about whos sleepy and whos not. /v/ to /pol/ are awake summer teams and /o/ to /d/ are awake spring teams. /k/ to /lgbt/ are sleepy summer teams and /s/ to /m/ are sleepy spring teams. /biz/ is a newcomer and /fa/ to /gif/ are dead teams who need a manger.