/mayo/

/mayo/
mayo is a drink
/mayo/ - mayo
Founded July 31 2023 Caretaker joshukun IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color #FFACD3 Koyote Pink Ranking 3 ( 37) Highest rank 3 (17 September 2023) Lowest rank 3 (17 September 2023) Top scorer Koyote Kissing Machine (14) Top assister Koyote Kissing Machine (7) Captain Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos Website /mayo/ - mayo Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 6 1 0 7 85.71%
GF GA GD 32 15 +17
Biggest win /mayo/  8–0  /fvr/ 10 September 2023 Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match /numbers/  3–4  /mayo/ 2 September 2023
/vt/ League Appearances 1 (First in /vt/ League 5) Best result 1st, /vt/ League 5
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]
Kits

Welcome to Hakui Koyori, hololive 6th generation's and the brains of holox /mayo/!

Welcome to the lab! /mayo/ emerged from /holox/. Our mayonnaise-loving Coyote invented drinkable mayonnaise and filled the thread, allowing Joshu-kun to set up a laboratory and factory to create more space for the mass production of new Joshus to fill Koyori's concert hall for the first big Koyolive. Joshus are Koyori's resilient assistants who are willing to listen to Koyori's long-winded streams at 200% volume to fully enjoy every nuance of Koyori's Ear Blessings.

Is this what a Koyori stream is like? Is it just 11 hours of screaming 3 times a day Beebs (/numbers/ vs /mayo/ on 2 September 2023)

Feelings towards /mayo/ other than SEX? This is a surprisingly fun place. No way anyone is going koyotits outside irl. But over here you'd get a pair of mayoboucies as replies. At some point I wonder if Joshu-kuns are posting tits due to horniness or some weird sense of camaraderie. Tits tie us together. I guess Joshu-kuns are our fursona and /mayo/ is our furry fandom.

Koyo is just Koyo. After watching Koyo for so long, hearing her voice actually makes me feel like someone close to me is talking to me. Looking at that pink koyote moving around ever so slightly gives me relief. We exist because Koyo made us. /mayo/ exist due to collective autism. We do Koyo.

— Anon

This page is currently under construction! To do:

• Add ear blessings (anthem, goalhorns, ...)
• Player profiles!
• Team and player pictures for all players! (missing joshumin, koyolive, sukebeinu, good koyo, holodogs, mayo squirt, ak koyote, khn koyoris hot nudes, koyobaby)
• Thread and team history!
• Stadium showcase!

Please be patient, science does not happen overnight!

History

Joshu

Joshu evolves into Long Joshu whenever Koyo is around!

Long Joshu is a Champion Level Joshu with the special characteristic that he's able to elongate further making it match the endurance and strength of a ultimate or even a Mega Level Joshu just via willpower and proper stimulation! Similar to egg digivolutions, Long Joshu can also be ridden like a vehicle and Koyo often does so! Long Joshu allows her to reach heights that would otherwise be impossible! Repeatedly! Depicted: A Rookie Level Joshu! This is the base form that will turn into shiny, long, jumbo, cool, drone, and many other types of Joshus depending on which music track is playing when he does!

— Anon

Roster

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No. Position Player 28 GK Jumbojoshu 14 RB It's koyover... 4 CB Longjoshu! 5 CB Sukebeinu 3 LB Not cat, not fox, not Pomu, Koyote! 22 DMF joshudrone 16 CMF Gaming Koyori 9 AMF lolikoyo 7 SS Koyote Kissing Machine 10 SS YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JOSHU KUN! 89 CF Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos

No. Position Player 01 GK 891546 13 RB Ringmaster Joshu 54 RB Holodogs 11 RB Good koyo! 30 CB recharge time 8 CB KHN ~Koyori's Hot Nudes~ 77 CB KOYOLIVE! 99 LB joshumin 15 LB Shiny Joshu 21 LB Koyobaby 20 DMF Mayo Squirt 47 DMF AK Koyote

More about the roster

Image	Joshu's Database Entry
Jumbo Joshu	Amongst the keepers deemed "FAT FUCKS" and thus the heels of the /vt/ League, an unlikely hero has emerged - the chonkiest coyote keeper of them all, JUMBO JOSHU! This plump 'n' proud coyote with a penchant for mayonnaise has just proven that big boys can ball too. During the unhinged "FINAL BOSS" match against the /gecko/-fied outgoing champions /vsj+/ , our fearless net-minder got the surprise of his (probably mayo-drenched) life. The riggers unshackled him from his goalpost prison and catapulted him onto the pitch as a CENTRE FORWARD. With /mayo/ down 5-2, JUMBO JOSHU defied the odds. With a tenacity that can only come from a keeper with as big an appetite as his ass, he netted a goal of his own off a deflected save, bringing the score to 5-3. Suddenly, the masses who once scorned his jumbo-sized girth were singing a different tune: JUMBO JOSHU, the underdog-turned-overdog, had won their hearts. In the /vt/ League, where schizophrenia reigns supreme, he reminded us all that even FAT FUCKS can have their moment of glory. He became a featured player after /vt/ League 5. Jumbo Joshu unleashed
Koyote Kissing Machine	Koyote Kissing Machine, Gold, Ace Striker "One night, on her way back to Koyolabo Koyori noticed something strange, a contraption with an uncanny resemblance to her standing in front of a monument to peace and love. Undaunted, she approached it only to find herself assaulted by an unrelenting storm of kisses, each wetter, sloppier, deeper and more passionate than the last... mwah mwah mwah mwah... "...nenechi... what have you done... this.. is... mwah.. is... mwah... t... mwah... oo... mwah... mwah... mwah..." A trap fit for her and one she might not survived were it not for the sacrifice of joshu after joshu who upon noticing her peril, jumped in front of her in order to protect their beloved koyote... Repurposed as an ace striker capable of breaking through any defense with an unrelenting stream of well placed CHU'S, the Koyote Kissing Machine's legend continues, supported by the careful care and maintenance provided to it by all members of the lab throughout day and night. Every inch of the machine has been thoroughly and repeatedly tested for maximum performance and its cheerful Mwah's are a constant source of joy for the lab." Koyori reacting to Koyote Kissing Machine
Longjoshu!	>he's not that long -Beebs, clenching his fist >o..oh god... c..can i touch it...? ...p ..please...? -lab visitor He's back, her forward! he's pushing in and pulling out! a master of flexibility who rises up to meet every occasion, long joshu is a common sight on the field, always ready to go in whenever needed! No formation is too tight, no defense impenetrable, he makes a deep and lasting impression on all that behold him! If there's grass he will play! Give him a good rub and he'll love you forever!
It's koyover...	>this is the run! >nm i meant this one! >koyo... >its koyover... >>X< are Koyotes natural predators >It's never been as koyover as it is right now -/mayo/ > WHAAAAT!?!? SHES CHEATING! SHE HAS SUMMONS TOO?!? THIS IS BS! AHHHH WELL HAVE A REVENGE AT 9! AHHHHH!!! >WHAT THE HELL I DON'T GET IT IS THIS A LAST BOSS?! SHE CAN DO TOO MUCH AHHHHHH! >AHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE I HATE YOU AHHHHH AHHHHH! -Hakui Koyori, over the sound of rattling A heavy mood descends over the field, a tension and unease that is hard to describe accompanied of an all engulfing silence which is suddenly pierced by a soul shattering shriek... "AHHHHHHHHHHHH"... you hear, followed by the rhythmic beating of some surface... and then; a blood curling sight, a shadowy hunched figure holding her head, disorienting shrieks each higher than the last emanating from it, all color, joy and happiness gone from the vicinity, the bright grass of the turf from just moments ago seeming to wither in an instant... time itself seems to freeze as every thought is replaced by the cacophony of screams... slowly, inexorably, you realize a simple truth... its koyover, it always was... for you. Renala COMPLETELY BREAKS Koyori【Full Fight Highlights】

Official Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 5	Group H	/numbers/	3-4 W	16' Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos  31', 74' YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Joshu-kun!  44' Lolikoyo	2 September 2023
		/wvt/	3-3 D	27', 63' Koyote Kissing Machine  80' Lolikoyo	9 September 2023
		/fvr/ FL8V0RTOWN	8-0 W	3', 29', 42' YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Joshu-kun!  23', 90+4' (pen) Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos  63', 85', 89' Koyote Kissing Machine  68' Not Cat, Not Fox, Not Pomu, Koyote!  87' Lolikoyo	10 September 2023
	Round of 16	/apg/	5-3 W	9', 68' YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JOSHU KUN!  12', 66' Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyos  88' Koyote Kissing Machine	16 September 2023
	Quarter Finals	/manstars/	1-2 W	42', 80' Koyote Kissing Machine	17 September 2023
	Semi Finals	/hag/	5-4 W	8', 40', 90+0' Koyote Kissing Machine  35' Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos  77' Lolikoyo	17 September 2023
	Final	/uuu/	1-5 W	6', 27', 78' Koyote Kissing Machine  72', 90+3' Big Bouncy Konkoyoyoyoyoyos  83' KHN ~Koyori's Hot Nudes~	17 September 2023