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/brg/
FUCK YOU HARRY
/brg/ - Battle Royale General
Founded April 25th, 2024 IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color 7c7764 Battleground Green Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /brg/ - Battle Royale General Nickname burgers
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Kits

You open the wiki page: a dimension of sperging, a dimension of saving, a dimension of hope. You move into a land of confusion and unity. Where logic holds no sway and bottlenecks are lethal.

You just crossed into The Nexas Zone.

History

The thread began not as a general but as a spectacle. News broke of a little-known company called NEXAS planning to debut 27 vtubers for their first gen. Naturally, planning to debut more chuubas in three days than most corpos have in their entire company drew some attention. So, anons got to digging. Upon inspection of the NEXAS website, they found: totally authorized usage of MHA character art, the ex-CEO of PRISM (AKA Captain), a not!pyramid scheme diagram, and Gawl Gura. They also found that NEXAS planned to foster a competitive environment that rewards top performers. One anon commented, "What, like some kind of Battle Royale?". And so the thread got its name, /brg/ - Battle Royale General.

At this point, anticipation was at an all-time high. How, pray tell, am I to view the debut of these lucky contestants? ... The app hasn't left alpha yet? You're telling me that I have to apply through a Google Form to be sent a code, install TestFlight, then install this unfinished cryptominer/spyware? How about an Android version? No? And they're going to be streaming on only the app for the first month? These circumstances should have killed all discussion, and it probably would have if not for a few who installed the app and re-streamed the debuts to Twitch.

We were introduced to the app which looked and felt like a shoddy knock-off of REALITY or TikTok Live, complete with obnoxious animated gifts you could throw in front of the streamer. One gift in particular wormed its way into the fabric of /brg/: the burger. The discussion around the tributes' reaction to getting a burger (or lack thereof) along with the sheer name coincidence cemented burgers into the general's identity.

The debuts themselves were a roller coaster. Some were surprisingly good, some were abysmally scuffed, and Nell... didn't debut at all. After the debuts, a few more anons started up Twitch accounts to re-stream the following streams, which brings us to the thread as it is today. Nowadays, it's mostly anons watching streams along with the occasional serving of, "How will the corpo fuck up today?".

Roster

No. Position Player   GK WIFE   RB Did she eat the burger?   CB Iwontlie,youallknowwhatIjustdid,Ikilledaman   CB Poettato   CB Silentman Hours   LB FUCK YOU HARRY   DMF Nell...   RMF We Love Older Women   AMF #NOAHSWEEP   SS Kiko's boyfriend-husband-dad-abuser   CF Rev (Forma de Caballo)

No. Position Player   GK Wiki edit war with the CEO   RB Post the FUCKING PNGs   RB turbogroomer   CB Death of a Restreamer   CB Discord Kitten   CB Don't you guys have phones?   LB Call of the Void   LB Femboy Clotho   RMF Lolinaria   RMF Nuggett for Gen 2   RMF tekma balls   RMF Jellymom