/asp/

/asp/ F.C. is the football club of the Alternative Sports and Wrestling 4chan board. Born in 2013, both the board and the team have undergone quite a few identity changes over the years. What started off as predominantly a hub for mixed martial arts discussion with occasional wrestling talk thrown in has transformed into its own counter-culture mecca of mostly wrestling-related shitposting, while also serving as a home for other folks seeking to discuss forms of entertainment considered too out-of-place on /sp/. Perennially strong but still looking to break through to the next level, /asp/ has developed into a Cup favorite squad and will seek to bring home the gold to their dedicated /asp/ies.

/asp/
Intensionem, Integritatis, Intelligentia
/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling
Founded 11th May 2013 Manager Paul Heyman Owner Vince McMahon IRL manager Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1 Prozach !!SSPtXJ6yC1U Team colors Chat color D21400 Monday Night Raw Red Ranking 40 ( 14) Highest rank 5 (18th May 2015) Lowest rank 45 (6th October 2013) Top scorer Big Match John (34) Top assister Big Match John (14) Captain Big Match John Website /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling Nickname The /asp/ies The w/asp/s
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 25 11 18 54 46.3%
GF GA GD 93 72 +21
Biggest win /asp/  6–0  /k/ 27/02/2016 Biggest defeat /adv/  4–1  /asp/ 15/11/2013 First match /vp/  2–3  /asp/ 20/07/2013
Elite Cup Appearances 8 (First in 2014 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 5th, 2014 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 2 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 17th, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Glorious Domination (Bobby Roode Theme) Victory Anthem Kaze Ni Nare (Minoru Suzuki Theme) Goal horn RAW is WAR Theme Alternate goal horn Be Water, My Friend! (to be played when Bruce Lee scores) Alternate goal horn My Time Is Now - John Cena Theme (to be played when Big Match John scores) Alternate goal horn The Truth Reigns - Roman Reigns Theme (w/Boos) (to be played when The Big Dog scores) Alternate goal horn You're Gonna Pay - Bikertaker Theme (to be played when Undercarder scores)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit

Exports - Spring Cup Preliminary Export

Current: http://www.mediafire.com/file/y93yjb48041j8zy/
Backup: http://www.mediafire.com/file/s8gp3a54qwt3xxf/TEXPORT00000000

Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems

Victory Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFKCwEdlAOo
Big Match John Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwFHQBvVU0o
Bruce Lee Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFf3SRP1bE , start at 27 seconds in
The Big Dog Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIU9zSntJmE
Undercarder Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcze5ASdUc

Team History

Main Article: /asp/ History

/asp/'s 2017 Season is now over. The squad will resume play in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

Roster

Photo of 2017 Summer Cup Squad

From left to right:
Top: VACANT, YA SEE SEFF, Worked Into a Shoot, THE MODERN DAY MAHARAJA, Krispen Wah, Marty Jannetty, The Big Dog
Bottom: Bork Lazer, BROTHER NERO, THE GAY COMMUNITY?, Bruce Lee, CENAWINSLOL
Not Pictured: Based Fatass, CM Phil, Tranquilo, >airshit, Deannetty, Women's """Wrestling""", Tony Hawk, >according to Meltzer, 6 Stars, FUCK THIS COMPANY, BRAAAAUUUUUUUN

Main Article: /asp/ Roster

No. Position Player   GK VACANT   LB Worked Into A Shoot   CB Ding-Dong Diddly   CB BRAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUN   RB Big Poppa Pump   DMF Bork Lazer   CMF THE BIG DOG   CMF Big Bible AJ   AMF Krispen Wah   CF Undercarder   CF PUNISHED JOHN

No. Position Player   GK Woken Matt   LB Dimes   CB Shovelman   CB Jannetty   CB >airshit   CB Tony Hawk   RB Rakesh Kumar Orton   DMF Jimmy Ocean   CMF SEETHING   CMF DEAN   CMF Bruce Lee   CMF Kemonito

Fixtures/Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
July 20, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	FAHN DAHN GOOO  9' The Dazzler  33' CENAWINSLOL  83'	Link (Boris's Twitch because >Trashd) Skip to 17 minutes
July 21, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Rodney Mullen  14' CENAWINSLOL 17', 21', 54'	Link (YouTube)
September 22, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  39'	Link (Dailymotion because >Twitch)
September 28, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	CENAWINSLOL  26'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 20 minutes
October 26, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO  23'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 26, 2013	/out/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Pic-A-Nic Basket  57' CENAWINSLOL  72'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	Bork Lazer  5' American Dragon  9', 12', 33'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 15, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Bork Lazer  58'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 17, 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  40', 90+' Rodney Mullen  43'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 23, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Bork Lazer  8'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
January 12, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	American Dragon  44'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 3 hours 5 minutes
January 26, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D		this match was awful, i'm not even putting a link to it
February 15, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	American Dragon  33', 90+' CENAWINSLOL  77'	Link (YouTube)
February 21, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  23' Rodney Mullen  28'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
February 23, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 1, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (7-6) W	CENAWINSLOL  33', 86'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 2, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup QF	3-4 L	CENAWINSLOL  2' Rodney Mullen  77' American Dragon  90+'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
June 6, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L		Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 24 minutes
June 8, 2014	/po/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	American Dragon  10' Bones Jones  68'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 2 hours 38 minutes
July 19, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  40' NOT /ASP/  81'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 25, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 27, 2014	/s4s/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  80' FUCK THIS COMPANY  86'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
August 2, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	0-1 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 14, 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  17'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 20, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  90+'
February 22, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	5-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  11', 47', 64' Pipebomb  21' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  42'
February 28, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	3-0 W	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  10' American Dragon  66', 90+' (pen.)
March 1, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Winter Cup QF	0-2 L
August 1, 2015	/tv/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  10'
August 7, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	American Dragon  20' CENAWINSLOL  35' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  51'
August 9, 2015	/vp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  38' CENAWINSLOL  68'
August 15, 2015	/vr/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	2-1 W	American Dragon  32' CENAWINSLOL  110'
August 16, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup QF	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  33'
February 19, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Bruce Lee  79'
February 21, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Bruce Lee  53' CENAWINSLOL  90+1'
February 27, 2016	/k/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	6-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  5', 59' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  9', 15', 31' Bruce Lee  45+1'
March 5, 2016	/s4s/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (3-4) L	American Dragon  45+1' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  90+3'
August 5, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	Bruce Lee  7'
August 7, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	2-2 D	Big Match John  12', 86'
August 13, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	BROTHER NERO  32', 85' Big Match John  90+7'
August 20, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	3-2 W	BROTHER NERO  11', 62' Big Match John  58'
August 21, 2016	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup QF	3-2 L	Big Match John  35' BROTHER NERO  82'
February 11, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 17, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Big Match John  26'
February 19, 2017	/n/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	Airport General MK XI  8' Bork Lazer  48' Big Match John  90+2'
February 25, 2017	/h/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	3-1 W	BROTHER NERO  6' Bruce Lee  51', 90+1'
February 26, 2017	/sp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup QF	1-3 L	BROTHER NERO  33'
July 28, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  78'
July 30, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	BRAAAAUUUUUUUN  17' CENAWINSLOL  34' BROTHER NERO  42'
August 5, 2017	/his/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L
October 28, 2017	/pol/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L		Smashcast VOD
November 3, 2017	/n/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	THE BIG DOG  90+1'	Smashcast VOD
November 5, 2017	/e/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	THE GAY COMMUNITY?  33'	Smashcast VOD

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
June 22, 2013	/gd/	DrBorisG's Friendlies	2-2 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO 48' The Dazzler  62'
November 2, 2013	/g/	Halloween Bowl 2013	2-0 W	Kane  2' The Boogeyman  6'
July 20, 2013	/lit/	Halloween Bowl 2013	4-1 W	Kane  6', 66' The Boogeyman  49', 90+'
July 20, 2013	/c/	Halloween Bowl 2013	1-6 L	Kane  88'
January 18, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  72'
January 24, 2015	/f/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Bork Lazer  27' American Dragon  41' (63) Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  59'
January 25, 2015	/4ccg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
August 21, 2015	/y/	Lark's Madness	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  ??'
January 12, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Bork Lazer  35' THE GAY COMMUNITY?  45'
January 21, 2018	/mu/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	THE GAY COMMUNITY?  12', 61'

Player Stats

Official Friendlies are included in these stats
Red denotes no longer on the team

Goalscorers Player Goals Last Goal Scored PUNISHED JOHN 34 vs  /s4s/ July 30, 2017 American Dragon 16 vs  /s4s/ March 5, 2016 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 8 vs  /s4s/ March 5, 2016 Woken Matt 8 vs  /s4s/ July 30, 2017 Bruce Lee 6 vs  /h/ February 25, 2017 Rodney Mullen 4 vs  /trv/ March 2, 2014 Bork Lazer 4 vs  /n/ February 25, 2017 FAHN DAHN GOOO 2 vs  /an/ October 26, 2013 Eye Poke Jones 1 vs  /po/ June 8, 2014 NOT /ASP/ 1 vs  /pol/ July 19, 2014 EXPOSING THE BUSINESS 1 vs  /s4s/ July 27, 2014 Pipebomb 1 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015 BRAAAAUUUUUUUNN 1 vs  /s4s/ July 30, 2017 THE BIG DOG 1 vs  /n/ November 3, 2017 Big Bible AJ 1 vs  /e/ November 5, 2017 Goals in a single match Player Goals Game CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /adv/ July 21, 2013 American Dragon 3 vs  /vp/ October 27, 2013 CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 3 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /po/ November 17, 2013 American Dragon 2 vs  /mlp/ February 15, 2014 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /v/ March 1, 2014 American Dragon 2 vs  /hr/ February 28, 2015 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 Big Match John 2 vs  /mu/ August 7, 2016 BROTHER NERO 2 vs  /w/ August 13, 2016 BROTHER NERO 2 vs  /soc/ August 20, 2016 Bruce Lee 2 vs  /h/ February 25, 2017 Team Performances Event Place W/D/L Record Friendlies N/A 4/2/2 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 7th (Promoted) 1/2/1 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 17th, Group Stage (Promoted) 1/1/1 2014 4chan Winter Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2014 4chan Summer Cup 13th, Ro16 2/0/2 2015 4chan Winter Cup 8th, Quarter Finals 3/1/1 2015 4chan Summer Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2016 4chan Winter Cup 10th, Ro16 2/1/1 2016 4chan Summer Cup 6th, QF 2/1/2 2017 4chan Winter Cup 7th, QF 3/1/1 2017 4chan Summer Cup 30th (Relegated) 0/1/2 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 19th (Failed to Promote) 1/1/1 Awards Team Awards Worst Fans - 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Most Improved - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Underdog of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Surprise of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Individual Awards 2014 Winter Cup All-Stars: Rodney Mullen (first 11), American Dragon (substitute) 2014 Summer Cup All-Stars: Shovelman (substitute) Rivalries /asp/ vs /sp/ - The W/asp/s vs The GOATs - Current Record: 0-0-2 /asp/ is the younger brother of /sp/. The board rivalry got ugly once Hiroyuki Nishimura moved wrestling to /asp/, since the way it happened made /sp/ users feel like they "kicked out" the wrestling fans. Years before this happened, /sp/ and /asp/ managers already had an agreement in place where /asp/ could take wrestling-related players from /sp/. Winter Cup winner, Goatface, who goes by American Dragon now, CENAWINSLOL, who is now Big Match John, and Bork Lazer moved to /asp/. The first match in this rivalry was in the Summer Cup 2014 Friendlies, an generally uneventful match which ended in a 1-0 defeat for /asp/. These teams faced each other in the 2017 Winter Cup where /sp/ got a dominant 3-1 win over /asp/.