2013 4chan Winter Cup Group D

Every team in Group D of the 2013 4chan Winter Cup group stage qualified by means of the previous Babby Cup. Autumn-holders /wg/ and third-placed side /tv/ showed strong credentials for advancement but defensively-strong /trv/ and draw masters /y/ were not to be underestimated.

Summary

Matchday 1

/trv/ held a clear conditioning advantage against /tv/ and made it count. Going into the break 3-1 up thanks to a Sex Tourist hat-trick, they never looked like giving up the advantage and rounded the day off with a Superpornowat Farangbang goal. Real Human Being's goal would be little consolation to the losing side.

The opening day of the tournament winded down with a (comparatively) low-scoring match between Babby champions /wg/ and /y/. Competent defending kept the number of chances low, but /wg/ broke the deadlock as gold player Cunt Destroyer netted a powerful strike on the turn after half an hour. However lazy passing cost them as /y/ capitalised and an attack down the middle of the pitch led to a Ramen Yaoi equaliser. The match devolved back into a scrappy affair until Spacecat took advantage of a goalkeeper error secured three points for /wg/ at the death.

Matchday 2

/tv/ remained pointless after their second match, as they performed disappointedly against fellow promotees /wg/. Spacecat's diving header found the net, despite the difficult angle, to break the deadlock after fifty-six minutes. Cunt Destroyer then doubled the lead, but Real Human Being equalised just moments later. The score remained at 2-1 to the finish and /wg/, who dominated the match, looked likely to advance to the knockout stage.

Delete Your Missfires stretched for a cross which then went through Darien Gap's legs to give /y/ the advantage versus /trv/ early on. Superpornowat cut inside his defender in the box and sent the ball into the far top corner to equalise less than ten minutes later. The match remained close throughout despite /y/ taking the lead just before the break, but three goals in fifteen minutes for /y/ in the second half cemented a win which was made possible by /y/'s excellent shot conversion rate.

Matchday 3

Sustained pressure from /trv/ in their match versus /wg/ amounted to little as a combination of resolute defence and poor finishing gave /trv/ nothing to show for their tactical dominance. Having only three shots in the entire match, /wg/ were able to make them count as they converted from two. The first was from Spacecat who was stood ready on the penalty spot for the ball after Cunt Destroyer's counter-attacking run. Six minutes later Spacecat had the brace, heading in to the top corner from a More Like This cross. The match continued on in much the same way as it had opened, with /trv/ unable to convert opportunities, leaving them relying on the group's other match to go their way in order to avoid relegation.

/tv/ needed to win by a considerable margin in order to advance to the knockout stage but /y/'s famed defence was able to hold off their offence to gain the point needed for their own advancement at the cost of /tv/ and /trv/. While /y/ only had a single stray shot to show from ninety minutes of play, their opponents were unable to make their superior possession count. /tv/ were able to find the net at the start of the match thanks to Poor Lil' White Guy heading in from close range, but he was clearly offside. The result meant /wg/ advanced as group winners with /y/ as runners-up.

Standings

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/wg/	3	3	0	0	6	2	4	9
/y/	3	1	1	1	6	3	3	4
/trv/	3	1	0	2	5	8	-3	3
/tv/	3	0	1	2	2	6	-4	1

/tv/ vs /trv/

Stadium: Royal London Stadium

8 February 2013, 22:00 UTC

Attendance: 1097

/tv/ 1–4 /trv/

Real Human Being  32'

13', 25', 38' Sex Tourist  66' Superpornowat

GK 1 High Ground RB 9 Future Walt CB 6 Stannis the Mannis CB 17 FOR YOU  78' LB 4 L O S T  45' DM 5 Plinkett  69' CM 18 Eagles RM 3 Crab Legs LM 20 Problem Child 2 SS 23 Poor Lil' White Guy CF 20 Real Human Being Substitutions: LB 10 Heat Legend  45' DM 14 Loner Cinephile  69' CB 8 Fucken Dropped  78' Manager: Director !nclpOLpceA

GK 1 Darien Gap RB 5 Neckbeard Teefle CB 4 Itsa Slowboard  45' CB 3 Nigel Roppongi LB 20 Chris McCandless  45' CM 39 Sven Scandiboo CM 7 Superpornowat Farangbang RM 33 >bumping on /trv/  45' AM 21 Gapyah Backpacker LM 9 Luke Skyscanner CF 69 Sex Tourist Substitutions: LB 13 Sickof Murrica  45' RM 42 Amsterdam Stonerbro  45' CB 23 Billy Bogan  45' Manager: MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi

Match Stats
Possession (%) 48 52 Shots (on target) 6 6 (4) (5) Fouls (offside) 2 1 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 5 0 Free Kicks 1 2 Passes completed (%) 86 82 Crosses Interceptions 18 14 Tackles 9 12 Saves 1 1

/wg/ vs /y/

Stadium: Burg Stadion

8 February 2013, 22:30 UTC

Attendance: 833

/wg/ 2–1 /y/

Cunt Destroyer  28' Spacecat  87'

40' Ramen Yaoi

GK 6 Bliss RB 14 Widescreen CB 30 Once There Was A Tree  61' LB 15 Rainmeter  61' DM 28 Descartes  61' DM 63 Dark Side Of The Moon RM 8 Goldblum AM 23 Headphone Girl LM 17 More Like This SS 12 Spacecat CF 18 Cunt Destroyer Substitutions: LB 22 Fuckscapes  61' DM 26 Original Content  61' CB 91 Apocalyptic  61' Manager: Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs

GK 3 Page 15 Save RB 17 Anal Rape  67' CB 16 Blowjobs CB 20 Fucktoys LB 4 Yaoi Accessories  61' DM 10 Link  77' DM 15 Not A Trap AM 7 Footjob Thread AM 11 Black SS 8 Ramen Yaoi CF 9 Delete Your Missfires Substitutions: LB 18 Yaoi Hands  61' RB 12 Pinhead  67' DM 26 Kawaii Neko ~*~  77' Manager: HannahY !!l95KsL6zvLN

Match Stats
Possession (%) 50 50 Shots (on target) 8 3 (6) (2) Fouls (offside) 0 3 (0) (1) Corner Kicks 2 3 Free Kicks 3 0 Passes completed (%) 82 78 Crosses Interceptions 20 17 Tackles 5 10 Saves 1 4

/tv/ vs /wg/

Stadium: Stade de Sagittaire

10 February 2013, 22:00 UTC

Attendance: 1214

/tv/ 1–2 /wg/

Real Human Being  76'

56' Spacecat  72' Cunt Destroyer

GK 1 High Ground RB 9 Future Walt  73' CB 21 /cel/  42' CB 6 Stannis the Mannis LB 4 L O S T DM 5 Plinkett  42' RM 20 Problem Child 2 CM 19 Malick LM 3 Crab Legs SS 23 Poor Lil' White Guy CF 7 Real Human Being Substitutions: DM 14 Loner Cinephile  42' CB 8 Fucken Dropped  42' RB 2 Armond White  73' Manager: Director !nclpOLpceA

GK 6 Bliss RB 15 Rainmeter CB 14 Widescreen CB 29 Keep Calm LB 30 Once There Was A Tree DM 91 Apocalyptic  49' RM 8 Goldblum AM 28 Descartes  49' LM 17 More Like This  73' SS 12 Spacecat CF 18 Cunt Destroyer Substitutions: AM 32 Nudes  49' DM 19 Minimalistic  49' LM 26 Original Content  73' Manager: Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs

Man of the Match: Spacecat (/wg/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 44 56 Shots (on target) 4 11 (2) (8) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 2 2 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 83 82 Crosses Interceptions 17 15 Tackles 8 5 Saves 4 1

/trv/ vs /y/

Stadium: Rose Park Stadium

10 February 2013, 22:30 UTC

Attendance: 1178

/trv/ 1–5 /y/

Superpornowat  19'

10', 44', 79' Delete Your Missfires  73' Ramen Yaoi  88' Footjob Thread

GK 1 Darien Gap RB 5 Neckbeard Teefle CB 26 Boris Transsiberyan CB 3 Nigel Roppongi LB 20 Chris McCandless RM 13 Sickof Murrica CM 27 Dougie Canuckflag CM 8 Desperate Weeaboo LM 9 Luke Skyscanner AM 7 Superpornowat Farangbang CF 69 Sex Tourist Substitutions: None Manager: MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi

GK 3 Page 15 Save RB 25 Caught In The Act  77' CB 16 Blowjobs  59'  74' LB 13 Evangelion DM 5 Uke Spiderman DM 26 Kawaii Neko ~*~ AM 6 Yaranaika AM 7 Footjob Thread AM 11 Black CF 8 Ramen Yaoi SS 9 Delete Your Missfires Substitutions: GK 19 Shit Art  74' LM 23 Rule 34  77' Manager: HannahY !!l95KsL6zvLN

Man of the Match: Delete Your Missfires (/y/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 50 50 Shots (on target) 5 7 (3) (6) Fouls (offside) 1 2 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 3 0 Free Kicks 2 1 Passes completed (%) 77 85 Crosses Interceptions 16 24 Tackles 11 12 Saves 1 0

/wg/ vs /trv/

Stadium: Royal London Stadium

16 February 2013, 22:30 UTC

Attendance: 978

/wg/ 2–0 /trv/

Spacecat  27', 33'

GK 9 Organic RB 14 Widescreen CB 5 Illustrations CB 15 Rainmeter  66' LB 25 Communism DM 63 Dark Side Of The Moon  85' RM 8 Goldblum AM 23 Headphone Girl  66' LM 17 More Like This CF 12 Spacecat CF 18 Cunt Destroyer Substitutions: CB 22 Fuckscapes  66' AM 26 Original Content  66'  87' DM 32 Nudes  85' Manager: Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs

GK 28 Noobius Expedia RB 14 James Vagabond  9' CB 3 Nigel Roppongi  68' CB 43 Fuckse Ibiza LB 42 Amsterdam Stonerbro RM 13 Sickof Murrica CM 8 Desperate Weeaboo CM 27 Dougie Canuckflag  57' LM 9 Luke Skyscanner AM 7 Superpornowat Farangbang CF 69 Sex Tourist Substitutions: CM 6 Karl Pilkington  57' CB 26 Boris Transsiberyan  68' Manager: MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi

Man of the Match: Cunt Destroyer (/wg/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 51 49 Shots (on target) 3 9 (3) (4) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 1 6 Free Kicks 1 2 Passes completed (%) 84 69 Crosses Interceptions 35 11 Tackles 6 9 Saves 2 1

/y/ vs /tv/

Stadium: Ville Marie Stadium

16 February 2013, 23:00 UTC

Attendance: 959

/y/ 0–0 /tv/

GK 1 Bondage General RB 12 Pinhead CB 23 Rule 34 CB 16 Blowjobs LB 18 Yaoi Hands RM 11 Black DM 10 Link  45' DM 7 Footjob Thread LM 6 Yaranaika  55' CF 8 Ramen Yaoi  67' CF 9 Delete Your Missfires Substitutions: DM 26 Kawaii Neko ~*~  45' LM 15 Not A Trap  55' CB 20 Fucktoys  67' Manager: HannahY !!l95KsL6zvLN

GK 1 High Ground RB 2 Armond White CB 17 FOR YOU CB 22 Montae LB 4 L O S T DM 19 Malick  75' RM 5 Plinkett  59' AM 20 Problem Child 2 LM 3 Crag Legs SS 23 Poor Lil' White Guy  85' CF 7 Real Human Being Substitutions: RM 18 Eagles  59' DM 16 ABATAP  75' CF 12 Sheeeeeeeet  85' Manager: Director !nclpOLpceA

Man of the Match: Armond White (/tv/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 46 54 Shots (on target) 1 6 (0) (3) Fouls (offside) 3 4 (0) (1) Corner Kicks 1 1 Free Kicks 4 3 Passes completed (%) 77 85 Crosses Interceptions 17 18 Tackles 12 7 Saves 3 0