2013 4chan Winter Cup Group D

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Every team in Group D of the 2013 4chan Winter Cup group stage qualified by means of the previous Babby Cup. Autumn-holders /wg/ and third-placed side /tv/ showed strong credentials for advancement but defensively-strong /trv/ and draw masters /y/ were not to be underestimated.

Summary

Matchday 1

/trv/ held a clear conditioning advantage against /tv/ and made it count. Going into the break 3-1 up thanks to a Sex Tourist hat-trick, they never looked like giving up the advantage and rounded the day off with a Superpornowat Farangbang goal. Real Human Being's goal would be little consolation to the losing side.

The opening day of the tournament winded down with a (comparatively) low-scoring match between Babby champions /wg/ and /y/. Competent defending kept the number of chances low, but /wg/ broke the deadlock as gold player Cunt Destroyer netted a powerful strike on the turn after half an hour. However lazy passing cost them as /y/ capitalised and an attack down the middle of the pitch led to a Ramen Yaoi equaliser. The match devolved back into a scrappy affair until Spacecat took advantage of a goalkeeper error secured three points for /wg/ at the death.

Matchday 2

/tv/ remained pointless after their second match, as they performed disappointedly against fellow promotees /wg/. Spacecat's diving header found the net, despite the difficult angle, to break the deadlock after fifty-six minutes. Cunt Destroyer then doubled the lead, but Real Human Being equalised just moments later. The score remained at 2-1 to the finish and /wg/, who dominated the match, looked likely to advance to the knockout stage.

Delete Your Missfires stretched for a cross which then went through Darien Gap's legs to give /y/ the advantage versus /trv/ early on. Superpornowat cut inside his defender in the box and sent the ball into the far top corner to equalise less than ten minutes later. The match remained close throughout despite /y/ taking the lead just before the break, but three goals in fifteen minutes for /y/ in the second half cemented a win which was made possible by /y/'s excellent shot conversion rate.

Matchday 3

Sustained pressure from /trv/ in their match versus /wg/ amounted to little as a combination of resolute defence and poor finishing gave /trv/ nothing to show for their tactical dominance. Having only three shots in the entire match, /wg/ were able to make them count as they converted from two. The first was from Spacecat who was stood ready on the penalty spot for the ball after Cunt Destroyer's counter-attacking run. Six minutes later Spacecat had the brace, heading in to the top corner from a More Like This cross. The match continued on in much the same way as it had opened, with /trv/ unable to convert opportunities, leaving them relying on the group's other match to go their way in order to avoid relegation.

/tv/ needed to win by a considerable margin in order to advance to the knockout stage but /y/'s famed defence was able to hold off their offence to gain the point needed for their own advancement at the cost of /tv/ and /trv/. While /y/ only had a single stray shot to show from ninety minutes of play, their opponents were unable to make their superior possession count. /tv/ were able to find the net at the start of the match thanks to Poor Lil' White Guy heading in from close range, but he was clearly offside. The result meant /wg/ advanced as group winners with /y/ as runners-up.

Standings

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Wg icon.png /wg/ 3 3 0 0 6 2 4 9
Y icon.png /y/ 3 1 1 1 6 3 3 4
Trv icon.png /trv/ 3 1 0 2 5 8 -3 3
Tv icon.png /tv/ 3 0 1 2 2 6 -4 1


/tv/ vs /trv/

Stadium: Royal London Stadium 8 February 2013, 22:00 UTC Attendance: 1097
Tv logo.png /tv/ 1–4 /trv/ Trv logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Real Human Being Goal 32' Goal 13'25'38' Sex Tourist
Goal 66' Superpornowat



GK 1 High Ground
RB 9 Future Walt
CB 6 Stannis the Mannis
CB 17 FOR YOU Substituted off 78'
LB 4 L O S T Substituted off 45'
DM 5 Plinkett Substituted off 69'
CM 18 Eagles
RM 3 Crab Legs
LM 20 Problem Child 2
SS 23 Poor Lil' White Guy
CF 20 Real Human Being
Substitutions:
LB 10 Heat Legend Substituted in 45'
DM 14 Loner Cinephile Substituted in 69'
CB 8 Fucken Dropped Substituted in 78'
Manager:
Director !nclpOLpceA
2013wc group d-tv trv.png
GK 1 Darien Gap
RB 5 Neckbeard Teefle
CB 4 Itsa Slowboard Substituted off 45'
CB 3 Nigel Roppongi
LB 20 Chris McCandless Substituted off 45'
CM 39 Sven Scandiboo
CM 7 Superpornowat Farangbang
RM 33 >bumping on /trv/ Substituted off 45'
AM 21 Gapyah Backpacker
LM 9 Luke Skyscanner
CF 69 Sex Tourist
Substitutions:
LB 13 Sickof Murrica Substituted in 45'
RM 42 Amsterdam Stonerbro Substituted in 45'
CB 23 Billy Bogan Substituted in 45'
Manager:
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

48

52

Shots (on target)

6

6

(4)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

2

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

5

0

Free Kicks

1

2

Passes completed (%)

86

82

Crosses
Interceptions

18

14

Tackles

9

12

Saves

1

1


/wg/ vs /y/

Stadium: Burg Stadion 8 February 2013, 22:30 UTC Attendance: 833
Wg logo.png /wg/ 2–1 /y/ Y logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Cunt Destroyer Goal 28'
Spacecat Goal 87'
Goal 40' Ramen Yaoi



GK 6 Bliss
RB 14 Widescreen
CB 30 Once There Was A Tree Substituted off 61'
LB 15 Rainmeter Substituted off 61'
DM 28 Descartes Substituted off 61'
DM 63 Dark Side Of The Moon
RM 8 Goldblum
AM 23 Headphone Girl
LM 17 More Like This
SS 12 Spacecat
CF 18 Cunt Destroyer
Substitutions:
LB 22 Fuckscapes Substituted in 61'
DM 26 Original Content Substituted in 61'
CB 91 Apocalyptic Substituted in 61'
Manager:
Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs
2013wc group d-wg y.png
GK 3 Page 15 Save
RB 17 Anal Rape Substituted off 67'
CB 16 Blowjobs
CB 20 Fucktoys
LB 4 Yaoi Accessories Substituted off 61'
DM 10 Link Substituted off 77'
DM 15 Not A Trap
AM 7 Footjob Thread
AM 11 Black
SS 8 Ramen Yaoi
CF 9 Delete Your Missfires
Substitutions:
LB 18 Yaoi Hands Substituted in 61'
RB 12 Pinhead Substituted in 67'
DM 26 Kawaii Neko ~*~ Substituted in 77'
Manager:
HannahY !!l95KsL6zvLN
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

50

50

Shots (on target)

8

3

(6)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

0

3

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

2

3

Free Kicks

3

0

Passes completed (%)

82

78

Crosses
Interceptions

20

17

Tackles

5

10

Saves

1

4



/tv/ vs /wg/

Stadium: Stade de Sagittaire 10 February 2013, 22:00 UTC Attendance: 1214
Tv logo.png /tv/ 1–2 /wg/ Wg logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Real Human Being Goal 76' Goal 56' Spacecat
Goal 72' Cunt Destroyer



GK 1 High Ground
RB 9 Future Walt Substituted off 73'
CB 21 /cel/ Substituted off 42'
CB 6 Stannis the Mannis
LB 4 L O S T
DM 5 Plinkett Substituted off 42'
RM 20 Problem Child 2
CM 19 Malick
LM 3 Crab Legs
SS 23 Poor Lil' White Guy
CF 7 Real Human Being
Substitutions:
DM 14 Loner Cinephile Substituted in 42'
CB 8 Fucken Dropped Substituted in 42'
RB 2 Armond White Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Director !nclpOLpceA
2013wc group d-tv wg.png
GK 6 Bliss
RB 15 Rainmeter
CB 14 Widescreen
CB 29 Keep Calm
LB 30 Once There Was A Tree
DM 91 Apocalyptic Substituted off 49'
RM 8 Goldblum
AM 28 Descartes Substituted off 49'
LM 17 More Like This Substituted off 73'
SS 12 Spacecat
CF 18 Cunt Destroyer
Substitutions:
AM 32 Nudes Substituted in 49'
DM 19 Minimalistic Substituted in 49'
LM 26 Original Content Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs

Man of the Match:
Spacecat (/wg/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

44

56

Shots (on target)

4

11

(2)

(8)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

2

2

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

83

82

Crosses
Interceptions

17

15

Tackles

8

5

Saves

4

1


/trv/ vs /y/

Stadium: Rose Park Stadium 10 February 2013, 22:30 UTC Attendance: 1178
Trv logo.png /trv/ 1–5 /y/ Y logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Superpornowat Goal 19' Goal 10'44'79' Delete Your Missfires
Goal 73' Ramen Yaoi
Goal 88' Footjob Thread



GK 1 Darien Gap
RB 5 Neckbeard Teefle
CB 26 Boris Transsiberyan
CB 3 Nigel Roppongi
LB 20 Chris McCandless
RM 13 Sickof Murrica
CM 27 Dougie Canuckflag
CM 8 Desperate Weeaboo
LM 9 Luke Skyscanner
AM 7 Superpornowat Farangbang
CF 69 Sex Tourist
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
2013wc group d-trv y.png
GK 3 Page 15 Save
RB 25 Caught In The Act Substituted in 77'
CB 16 Blowjobs Booked 59' Substituted off 74'
LB 13 Evangelion
DM 5 Uke Spiderman
DM 26 Kawaii Neko ~*~
AM 6 Yaranaika
AM 7 Footjob Thread
AM 11 Black
CF 8 Ramen Yaoi
SS 9 Delete Your Missfires
Substitutions:
GK 19 Shit Art Substituted in 74'
LM 23 Rule 34 Substituted in 77'
Manager:
HannahY !!l95KsL6zvLN

Man of the Match:
Delete Your Missfires (/y/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

50

50

Shots (on target)

5

7

(3)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

1

2

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

3

0

Free Kicks

2

1

Passes completed (%)

77

85

Crosses
Interceptions

16

24

Tackles

11

12

Saves

1

0


/wg/ vs /trv/

Stadium: Royal London Stadium 16 February 2013, 22:30 UTC Attendance: 978
Wg logo.png /wg/ 2–0 /trv/ Trv logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Spacecat Goal 27'33'



GK 9 Organic
RB 14 Widescreen
CB 5 Illustrations
CB 15 Rainmeter Substituted off 66'
LB 25 Communism
DM 63 Dark Side Of The Moon Substituted off 85'
RM 8 Goldblum
AM 23 Headphone Girl Substituted off 66'
LM 17 More Like This
CF 12 Spacecat
CF 18 Cunt Destroyer
Substitutions:
CB 22 Fuckscapes Substituted in 66'
AM 26 Original Content Substituted in 66' Booked 87'
DM 32 Nudes Substituted in 85'
Manager:
Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs
2013wc group d-wg trv.png
GK 28 Noobius Expedia
RB 14 James Vagabond Booked 9'
CB 3 Nigel Roppongi Substituted off 68'
CB 43 Fuckse Ibiza
LB 42 Amsterdam Stonerbro
RM 13 Sickof Murrica
CM 8 Desperate Weeaboo
CM 27 Dougie Canuckflag Substituted off 57'
LM 9 Luke Skyscanner
AM 7 Superpornowat Farangbang
CF 69 Sex Tourist
Substitutions:
CM 6 Karl Pilkington Substituted in 57'
CB 26 Boris Transsiberyan Substituted in 68'
Manager:
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi

Man of the Match:
Cunt Destroyer (/wg/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

3

9

(3)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

6

Free Kicks

1

2

Passes completed (%)

84

69

Crosses
Interceptions

35

11

Tackles

6

9

Saves

2

1



/y/ vs /tv/

Stadium: Ville Marie Stadium 16 February 2013, 23:00 UTC Attendance: 959
Y logo.png /y/ 0–0 /tv/ Tv logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png



GK 1 Bondage General
RB 12 Pinhead
CB 23 Rule 34
CB 16 Blowjobs
LB 18 Yaoi Hands
RM 11 Black
DM 10 Link Substituted off 45'
DM 7 Footjob Thread
LM 6 Yaranaika Substituted off 55'
CF 8 Ramen Yaoi Substituted off 67'
CF 9 Delete Your Missfires
Substitutions:
DM 26 Kawaii Neko ~*~ Substituted in 45'
LM 15 Not A Trap Substituted in 55'
CB 20 Fucktoys Substituted in 67'
Manager:
HannahY !!l95KsL6zvLN
2013wc group d-y tv.png
GK 1 High Ground
RB 2 Armond White
CB 17 FOR YOU
CB 22 Montae
LB 4 L O S T
DM 19 Malick Substituted off 75'
RM 5 Plinkett Substituted off 59'
AM 20 Problem Child 2
LM 3 Crag Legs
SS 23 Poor Lil' White Guy Substituted off 85'
CF 7 Real Human Being
Substitutions:
RM 18 Eagles Substituted in 59'
DM 16 ABATAP Substituted in 75'
CF 12 Sheeeeeeeet Substituted in 85'
Manager:
Director !nclpOLpceA

Man of the Match:
Armond White (/tv/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

1

6

(0)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

3

4

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

4

3

Passes completed (%)

77

85

Crosses
Interceptions

17

18

Tackles

12

7

Saves

3

0