Winter Cup holders /k/ were in Group C of the 2013 4chan Winter Cup. /mu/ and perennial quarter finalists /n/ qualified from the 2012 4chan Summer Cup and /o/ returned to the top tier after reaching the round of 16 of the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.
Summary
Matchday 1
Deagle Brand Deagle's early goal for /k/ set the cup holders on a course for victory but by the end of the first half /mu/ had already overturned the deficit to go into the break 2-1 up. What followed was a devastating salvo of goals from /mu/, five of which came from the boot of Jeff Mangum as he rewrote the record books in favour of the team. By the end of the match /k/'s early lead was a very distant memory.
/o/ were taken by complete surprise as I Like Trains scored very early on for /n/. After the goal /o/ defended competently enough but /n/ were the constant thread with good distribution across the pitch. F40PH doubled the advantage before half time to assert his side's authority. /o/ refused the follow the script however as a Takumi goal set up an edgy end to the match, though /n/ put the result beyond all doubt with two injury time goals to take the points.
Matchday 2
/k/ did their best to resist a strong /n/ side but ultimately fell to a 4-2 defeat and are now relegated to Babby Cup level with a goal to spare. An action-filled end to the first half brought three goals in five minutes, from which /n/ emerged the leaders by 2-1. I Like Trains scored ten minutes into the second half in a push by /n/ to put the match beyond doubt, but Zergface scored his second with fifteen minutes remaining in the match to set up a nervy finish. For all their efforts, /k/ were unable to prevent I Like Trains' 30-yard strike to finish the match off and seal their fate.
/mu/ were bamboozled by an /o/ side which brought unorthodox tactics to the table. While dominating the match in most respects statistically, they were made to look some way short of their opening match selves. LS1 Swap gave /o/ the surprise lead, which they held until well into the second half when MC Ride equalised. Jeff Mangum gave /mu/ another after seventy minutes, but /o/ were rewarded for a spirited performance by Takumi's headed goal only six minutes later.
Matchday 3
Standings
| Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
 /n/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
9 |
4 |
5 |
7
|
 /mu/ |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
10 |
4 |
6 |
5
|
 /o/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
4
|
 /k/ |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
4 |
15 |
-11 |
0
|
/k/ vs /mu/
| Stadium: Stade De Sagittaire
|
8 February 2013, 21:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1319
|
|
|
| GK |
3 |
Castle Doctrine
|
| RB |
7 |
Hoppes No.9 |
|
 77'
|
| CB |
29 |
Nevahbindunbefo |
|
76'
|
| LB |
17 |
Slavshit
|
| DM |
19 |
Mall Ninja
|
| DM |
22 |
Wound Vectors
|
| RM |
13 |
Moist Nugget |
|
 25'
|
| LM |
23 |
Assault Clips |
|
64'
|
| AM |
10 |
Deagle Brand Deagle
|
| CF |
9 |
BRRRRRRRTTTTTT
|
| CF |
14 |
Zergface
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LM |
15 |
10mm is best mm |
|
 64'
|
| CB |
5 |
Cosmoline |
|
76'
|
| RB |
30 |
Flammenwerfer |
|
77' |
|
80'
|
| Manager:
|
| Diplo !!ApfxHYTncU
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
43 |
John Cage
|
| RB |
21 |
ShareThread
|
| CB |
13 |
An Owl
|
| LB |
11 |
Pinkletank
|
| DM |
84 |
8.4 Best New Midfielder |
|
64'
|
| DM |
24 |
Manface Grimes |
|
69'
|
| RM |
19 |
Thom Yorke
|
| CM |
27 |
Trout Mask Replica |
|
57'
|
| LM |
74 |
The Deak
|
| AM |
10 |
Jeff Mangum
|
| CF |
33 |
MC Ride
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
17 |
2deep4u |
|
57'
|
| DM |
20 |
Coltrane Miles |
|
64'
|
| DM |
22 |
Jari Maenpaa |
|
69'
|
| Manager:
|
| Snorlax !XmNLLECUcg
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
52
|
|
48
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
4
|
|
9
|
|
(3)
|
|
(7)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
4
|
|
4
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
2
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
3
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
88
|
|
82
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
18
|
|
15
|
| Tackles
|
|
12
|
|
10
|
| Saves
|
|
1
|
|
2
|
|
/n/ vs /o/
| Stadium: Stade De France
|
8 February 2013, 21:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1049
|
|
|
| GK |
6 |
AirportGeneral MkVI
|
| RB |
10 |
Old Steel 10-Speed |
|
66'
|
| CB |
11 |
AAAAALL ABOARD |
|
66'
|
| CB |
20 |
Blimp Train
|
| LB |
15 |
Craigslist
|
| CM |
95 |
Road Rage |
|
66'
|
| CM |
65 |
Toronto Rocket
|
| RM |
21 |
Hipster Fixie
|
| LM |
8 |
Slam the Stem
|
| AM |
18 |
I Like Trains
|
| CF |
40 |
F-40PH
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
22 |
Pilot's License |
|
66'
|
| CB |
77 |
Tite Gapz |
|
66'
|
| RB |
75 |
Anybody Here Longboard? |
|
66'
|
| Manager:
|
| Dragonfag !!FJeHLyDVDRa
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Civic
|
| RB |
7 |
Dodge Stratus |
|
53'
|
| CB |
3 |
Warranty Void
|
| CB |
19 |
VL Commodore
|
| LB |
13 |
Wat Car Is Gud? |
|
66'
|
| CM |
17 |
Fiero w/Bodykit |
|
69'
|
| CM |
30 |
Boogady Veyron |
|
72'
|
| RM |
9 |
Van Dweller
|
| AM |
10 |
LS1 Swap
|
| LM |
14 |
WAT Racing
|
| CF |
22 |
Takumi
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LB |
34 |
Hektik Skidz |
|
66'
|
| CM |
23 |
BBBRRRAAAPPP |
|
69'
|
| CM |
20 |
Kyon |
|
72'
|
| Manager:
|
| Aut/o/matic !!vsOkR2IpGw+
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
59
|
|
41
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
13
|
|
5
|
|
(7)
|
|
(2)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
3
|
|
1
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
2
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
3
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
82
|
|
71
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
24
|
|
19
|
| Tackles
|
|
9
|
|
12
|
| Saves
|
|
3
|
|
2
|
|
/k/ vs /n/
| Stadium: Mohamed Lewis Stadium
|
10 February 2013, 21:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1349
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Goalkeeper CIWS
|
| RB |
7 |
Hoppes No.9 |
|
71'
|
| CB |
5 |
Cosmoline
|
| LB |
17 |
Slavshit
|
| DM |
18 |
Nex Alea
|
| DM |
21 |
Cawadooty
|
| RM |
15 |
10mm is best mm |
|
71'
|
| LM |
23 |
Assault Clips
|
| AM |
10 |
Deagle Brand Eagle
|
| CF |
14 |
Zergface
|
| CF |
20 |
Obrez |
|
52'
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CF |
9 |
BRRRRRRRTTTTT |
|
52'
|
| RM |
13 |
Moist Nugget |
|
71'
|
| RB |
19 |
Mall Ninja |
|
71'
|
| Manager:
|
| Diplo !!ApfxHYTncU
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
6 |
Airport General MkVI
|
| RB |
1 |
Bullet Trains
|
| CB |
15 |
Craigslist
|
| LB |
77 |
Tite Gapz
|
| DM |
9 |
Foamer Fistfight |
|
71'
|
| DM |
95 |
Road Rage |
|
71'
|
| CM |
66 |
Highway Landing |
|
45' |
|
54'
|
| RM |
21 |
Hipster Fixie
|
| LM |
8 |
Slam The Stem
|
| AM |
18 |
I Like Trains
|
| CF |
40 |
F-40PH
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
47 |
Shortbus |
|
54'
|
| CM |
22 |
Pilots License |
|
71'
|
| DM |
50 |
Fuck The Police |
|
71'
|
| Manager:
|
| Dragonfag !!FJeHLyDVDRa
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
I Like Trains (/n/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
50
|
|
50
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
4
|
|
8
|
|
(3)
|
|
(5)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
3
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
3
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
50
|
|
86
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
15
|
|
16
|
| Tackles
|
|
10
|
|
10
|
| Saves
|
|
1
|
|
0
|
|
/mu/ vs /o/
| Stadium: Rose Park Stadium
|
10 February 2013, 21:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1322
|
|
|
| GK |
43 |
John Cage
|
| RB |
11 |
Pinkle Tank
|
| CB |
13 |
An Owl
|
| LB |
21 |
Sharethread |
|
29'
|
| DM |
20 |
Coltrane Miles |
|
71'
|
| DM |
84 |
8.4 Best New Midfielder |
|
71'
|
| RM |
19 |
Thom Yorke
|
| CM |
27 |
Trout Mask Replica |
|
45+1' |
|
60'
|
| LM |
74 |
The Deak |
|
5'
|
| AM |
10 |
Jeff Mangum
|
| CF |
33 |
MC Ride |
|
48'
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
17 |
2deep4u |
|
60'
|
| DM |
45 |
Anne Frank |
|
71'
|
| DM |
24 |
Manface Grimes |
|
71'
|
| Manager:
|
| Snorlax !XmNLLECUcg
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
15 |
LOLCANTTURN
|
| RB |
7 |
Dodge Stratus |
|
67'
|
| CB |
19 |
VL Commodore |
|
75'
|
| CB |
21 |
Turdgen
|
| LB |
34 |
Hektik Skidz
|
| RM |
9 |
Van Dweller
|
| CM |
20 |
Kyon |
|
27'
|
| CM |
17 |
Fiero w/Bodykit
|
| LM |
14 |
WAT Racing
|
| AM |
10 |
LS1 Swap
|
| CF |
22 |
Takumi
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RB |
11 |
Herrafrush |
|
67'
|
| CB |
5 |
Miata |
|
75'
|
| Manager:
|
| Aut/o/matic !!vsOkR2IpGw+
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Jeff Mangum (/mu/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
53
|
|
47
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
7
|
|
4
|
|
(5)
|
|
(3)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
4
|
|
4
|
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
4
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
84
|
|
79
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
21
|
|
16
|
| Tackles
|
|
10
|
|
8
|
| Saves
|
|
2
|
|
3
|
|
/n/ vs /mu/
| Stadium: Estadio del Nuevo Truinfo
|
16 February 2013, 21:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 978
|
Airport General MK VI  2'
|
|
35' Jeff Mangum
|
|
|
| GK |
13 |
Escalator
|
| RB |
10 |
Old Steel 10-Speed
|
| CB |
20 |
Blimp Train
|
| CB |
1 |
Bullet Trains
|
| LB |
77 |
Tite Gapz
|
| RM |
95 |
Road Rage
|
| CM |
65 |
Toronto Rocket
|
| CM |
9 |
Foamer Fistfight
|
| LM |
91 |
Glorious Russian Vehicles
|
| AM |
18 |
I Like Trains
|
| CF |
6 |
Airport General MkVI
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| Dragonfag !!FJeHLyDVDRa
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
34 |
Merzbow |
|
73'
|
| RB |
11 |
Pinkletank |
|
49'
|
| CB |
7 |
Lil B
|
| LB |
13 |
An Owl
|
| DM |
24 |
Manface Grimes |
|
70'
|
| DM |
84 |
8.4 Best New Midfielder
|
| RM |
39 |
Pitchfork
|
| CM |
27 |
Trout Mask Replica
|
| LM |
22 |
Jari Maenpaa
|
| AM |
10 |
Jeff Mangum
|
| CF |
1 |
Anthony Fantano
|
| Substitutions:
|
| GK |
30 |
Kanye West |
|
73'
|
| Manager:
|
| Snorlax !XmNLLECUcg
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Jeff Mangum (/mu/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
48
|
|
52
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
5
|
|
3
|
|
(1)
|
|
(1)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
0
|
|
4
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
87
|
|
84
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
15
|
|
12
|
| Tackles
|
|
12
|
|
12
|
| Saves
|
|
1
|
|
0
|
|
/o/ vs /k/
| Stadium: Bristol Mary Stadium
|
16 February 2013, 21:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 982
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Civic
|
| RB |
7 |
Dodge Stratus
|
| CB |
19 |
VL Commodore |
|
78'
|
| CB |
3 |
Warranty Void
|
| LB |
13 |
Wat Car Is Gud?
|
| CM |
23 |
BBBRRRAAAPPP
|
| CM |
17 |
Fiero w/Bodykit |
|
68'
|
| RM |
9 |
Van Dweller
|
| AM |
10 |
LS1 Swap
|
| LM |
14 |
WAT Racing
|
| CF |
22 |
Takumi
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
18 |
Mustang vs M3 |
|
68'
|
| CB |
21 |
Turdgen |
|
78'
|
| Manager:
|
| Aut/o/matic !!vsOkR2IpGw+
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Goalkeeper CIWS
|
| RB |
7 |
Hoppes No.9
|
| CB |
29 |
Nevahbindunbefo
|
| LB |
17 |
Slavshit |
|
73'
|
| DM |
18 |
Nex Alea |
|
73'
|
| DM |
21 |
Cawadooty |
|
69'
|
| RM |
13 |
Moist Nugget
|
| LM |
23 |
Assault Clips
|
| AM |
10 |
Deagle Brand Deagle
|
| CF |
14 |
Zergface
|
| CF |
9 |
BRRRRRRRTTTTT
|
| Substitutions:
|
| GK |
22 |
Wound Vectors |
|
69'
|
| DM |
15 |
10mm Is Best mm |
|
73'
|
| LB |
30 |
Flammenwerfer |
|
73'
|
| Manager:
|
| Diplo !!ApfxHYTncU
|
|
Match abandoned in the 84th minute due to PES crashing. Match stats and Man of the Match are void.
