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Revision as of 10:31, 7 January 2019
/f1W/
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WE WANT WAGS
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/f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
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Founded
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10 October, 2018
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Manager
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Kumakichi
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Owner
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WAG Corp
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IRL manager
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ITOP notatripfag
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Team colors
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HEX color
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492e8b Purple
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Top scorer
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N/A (N/A)
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Top assister
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N/A (N/A)
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Captain
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Sophia Floersch
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Website
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/f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
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Nickname
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The Wags
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0%
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Biggest win
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TBD
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0–0
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TBD
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Month Day, Year
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Biggest defeat
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TBD
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0–0
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TBD
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Month Day, Year
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First match
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TBD
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0–0
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TBD
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Month Day, Year
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/sp/erb Owl
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Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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Best result
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N/A, N/A
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Team music
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Kits
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/f1W/ is /f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it
The team's first appearance will be in 2019 in /sp/erb Owl 2019.
Roster
No.
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Position
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Player
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#99
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Stefania
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#23
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Bonny
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#5
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Caterina
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#44
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Tabitha
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#33
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Victoria
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#16
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Ruth
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#7
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Minttu
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#77
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Emilia
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#12
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Juju
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#11
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Carrie
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#25
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Sophia
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No.
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Position
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Player
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#47
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Rosanna
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#20
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Susie
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#27
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Federica
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#3
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Pinkham
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#4
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Seychelle
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#18
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Chloe
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#15
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Talula
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#10
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Patricija
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#1
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Katya
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#6
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Mana
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#88
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Amna
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#13
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Vivien
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Downloads
Match History
Detailed roster
Goalkeepers
No.
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Shirt
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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47
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Rosanna
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Rosanna Tennant
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Lanklet PR officer, got fired from her team because she would embarrass the drivers, now she goes around interviewing them
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99
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Stefania
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Stefania Arrivabene
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The only WAG with a confirmed carbohydrate caretaker
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Defenders
No.
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Shirt
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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23
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Bonny
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Bonny Monger
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Sister to a fucking MONG and Depop's businesswoman
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5
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Caterina
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Caterina Zannini
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Has a hard time figuring out which of Red Bull's two drivers is her frog
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44
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Tabitha
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Tabitha Nash
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Typical anglo slag, a "key" role at Mercedes is enough for /f1/ to obsess over her
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20
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Susie
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Susie Wolff
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Peek attentively at this little boy's cleavage and you might sport a pendant with they key to Toto Wolff's chastity cage
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3
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Pinkham
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Natalie Pinkham
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The sexiest Sky F1 presenter and the only one to not suck Hamilton's metaphorical cock (because she sucks Ricci's non-metaphorical cock already)
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27
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Federica
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Federica Masolin
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Actual sexiest Sky F1 presenter
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Midfield
No.
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Shirt
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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33
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Victoria
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Victoria Verstappen
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Cankles big enough to prevent any nutmeg
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16
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Ruth
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Ruth Buscombe
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From 2 to 8/10 depending on who is looking
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7
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Minttu
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Minttu Raikkonen
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The one Kimi found happiness with so, necessarily, the best one
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77
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Emilia
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Emilia Bottas
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It's not a vacant expression, she's just thinking about horses
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4
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Seychelle
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Seychelle DeVries
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>tfw your boyfriend fucks you at home and fucks you brother at the track
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18
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Chloe
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Chloe Stroll
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Her mother looks better
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15
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Talula
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Talula Wilde
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*gets dabbed on by Ferrari lawyers*
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10
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Patricija
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Patricija Stalidzane
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Fraud of a driver, fraud of a slut
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1
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Katya
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Katya Juja
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Wife to the best Russian driver you haven't heard of
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Forwards
No.
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Shirt
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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12
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Juju
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Juju Noda
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Not for lewd until her player number goes up a bit
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11
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Carrie
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Carrie Schreiner
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Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams
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25
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Sophia
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Sophia Floersch
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The most competent female driver around is known to the world because of a nearly fatal crash, but to /f1/ because of the creepy interest it developed over her way before that
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6
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Mana
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Mana Sugiyama
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The love of a poster's life
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88
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Amna
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Amna Al Qubaisi
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Now with a legal right to drive
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13
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Vivien
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Vivien Keszthelyi
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Shit, a lot of them just turned 18
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