/his/

/his/
We Didn't Start the Fire
/his/ - History & Humanities
Founded October 31, 2015 Owner Voltaire IRL manager JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP Team colors Chat color FCD405 Holy Roman Yellow Ranking 26 ( 14) Highest rank 15 (August 19, 2017) Lowest rank 56 (April 17, 2016) Top scorer >Holy>Roman>Empire (39) Top assister Bismarck (10) Captain Charles II Website /his/ - History & Humanities Nickname /his/torians Home ground Amphitheatrum Flavium (groundshare with /lit/)
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 16 3 18 37 43.24%
GF GA GD 65 72 -7
Biggest win /his/  4–1  /v/ April 15, 2016 Biggest defeat /his/  1–5  /vp/ May 5, 2018 First match /his/  4–1  /v/ April 15, 2016
Elite Cup Appearances 2 (First in Summer 2017) Best result 11th, Summer 2017 Babby Cup Appearances 3 (First in Spring 2016) Best result 2nd, Autumn 2018
Team music
Anthem Anthem of the Austro-Hungarian Empire Victory Anthem Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Finale) Goal horn Unter dem Doppeladler Marsch Mongolian Horse Archer Goalhorn Khuleg Baatar >Holy>Roman>Empire Goalhorn Schei-wi-dei-wi-du Bomber Harris's Goalhorn Elvis Presley - Burning Love Charles II Goalhorn El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit

The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in 2015AD (but possibly sometime after that because we couldn't be fucked sourcing). The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.

Pushing towards Winter
By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!

Exports

2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup

• Tactical Export:Tactics
• Aesthetics Export:Aesthetics
• Music Export:Music

2019 4chan Winter Cup

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• Aesthetics Export:
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Roster

Main Article: /his/ roster

No. Position Player 13   GK Battle of the Isonzo 95   LB Decisive Tang Victory 17   CB Finno-Korean Hyper war 14   CB African paratrooper 18   RB Napoleon 31   DMF Vlad the Implier 7   CMF Monsieur Lindy 71   CMF Bismarck 45   AMF Bomber Harris 21   SS Charles II 15   CF >Holy>Roman>Empire

No. Position Player 12   GK TAFT 16   LB Maoist worst nightmare 15   LB Pregnant Anne Frank 42   RB EVERY MAN A KING 11   RB >&Humanities 15   CB The Russian Baltic Fleet 4   CB Gaius & Aulus 19   CMF Charlememe 99   CMF Mongolian Horse Archer 13   CMF tfw too smart for the Republic 6   DMF More Wives, Your Grace? 4   DMF Diogenes

Kit music

2nd kit
Anthem: Legio Aeterna
Goalhorn: Triarii - We are one
Victory: Rome Total War Soundtrack - (Credits) Forever

3rd kit
Anthem: Preußenlied
Goalhorn: Preußens Gloria
Victory: Der Königgrätzer Marsch

4th kit
Anthem: On ne passe pas
Goalhorn: LA MARCHE LORRAINE
Victory: La Marseillaise

History

Previous campaigns

Match Log

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
February 16, 2019	/k/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	3-1 W	23', 56' Bomber Harris  36' Monsieur Lindy	Video
February 22, 2019	/tv/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G
February 24, 2019	/b/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G

Previous Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
April 15, 2016	/v/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire  45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck  64'
April 16, 2016	/co/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire  17', 66' Bismarck  33' Vlad the Implier  36'
April 17, 2016	/toy/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-3 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  64'
May 6, 2016	/lit/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	5-6 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
May 8, 2016	/o/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	0-1 L
May 14, 2016	/cm/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	3-2 W	Bismarck  30' >Holy>Roman>Empire  43', 66'
October 29, 2016	/p/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	4-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  8', 31' Napoleon  73' Bismarck  90+4'
November 4, 2016	/int/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	1-1 D	>Holy>Roman>Empire  68'
November 6, 2016	/wg/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	0-3 L
April 28, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-2 W	Bismarck  21', 30' >Holy >Roman >Empire  68'
April 29, 2017	/wsg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-0 W	13', 76' >Holy >Roman >Empire  89' Napoleon
April 30, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	1-1 D	>Holy >Roman >Empire  89'
May 12, 2017	/mlp/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-1 W	12', 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
May 14, 2017	/sci/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	4-3 W	Vlad The Implier  5' >Holy>Roman>Empire  45+0' Bismarck  74', 90+5'	Video
May 20, 2017	/n/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-3 L	87' Bomber Harris  90+6' Anarcho-Memeism	Video
May 27, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Knockouts	0-2 L		Video
July 28, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	3-2 W	7', 29' Bismarck  22' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
July 30, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	1-2 L	69' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 5, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	2-0 W	42' Bomber Harris  52' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 12, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Knockouts	2-3 L	8' >Holy>Roman>Empire  90+2' Bomber Harris	Video
17 February, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-0 W	Read the Fucking Sticky  36'	Video
23 February, 2018	/u/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-2 L	Charles II  59'	Video
25 February, 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	0-2 L		Video
May 5, 2018	/vp/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	1-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  32'	Video
May 11, 2018	/trv/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	2-3 L	26' Charles II  71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
May 13, 2018	/lit/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	3-7 L	Monsieur Lindy 6' Charles II  12' Bomber Harris  35'	Video
May 20, 2018	/b/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	2-4 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  42', 64'	Video
October 12, 2018	/a/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	1-0 W	Bismarck  85'	Video
October 13, 2018	/i/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	1-0 W	Charles II  72'	Video
October 14, 2018	/w/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	0-3 D		Video
October 26, 2018	/u/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	1-2 L	23' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
October 28, 2018	/cm/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	2-1 W	27' >Holy>Roman>Empire  45+1' Bismarck	Video
November 3, 2018	/gif/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	0-0 D		Video
November 10, 2018	/3/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Knockouts	1-0 W	33' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
November 11, 2018	/mu/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals	3-0 W	11', 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire  53' Bismarck	Video
November 11, 2018	/vp/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Semi Finals	3-1 W	29', 33' >Holy >Roman >Empire  40' I Rabbu Rirrie-Chan	Video
November 11, 2018	/pol/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Finals	0-2 L		Video

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
January 30, 2016	/trash/	2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-3 L	Rasputin's Dick  21' Bismarck  43'
January 7, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Bismarck  30'
May 6, 2017	/block/	Invite challenge	4-5 L
January 19, 2018	/pol/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	88' Bismarck
January 20, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-5 L	Charles II  54', 63'
May 20, 2018	/trash/	Wooden Spoon Match	13-1 W	2', 17', 20', 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire  12', 27', 31', 34' Mongolian Horse Archer  15' Julius Caesar  63', 71' Napoleon  79', 90+1' Maoist Worst Nightmare	Video

Team Statistics

Italics denote retired players

Goalscorers

Who /his/ here?

Player	Goals	Assists
>Holy>Roman>Empire	39	11
Bismarck	14	10
Napoleon	4	7
Charles II	4	4
Vlad the Implier	2	4
Mongolian Horse Archer	0	3
Bomber Harris	4	2
Monsieur Lindy	1	1
Lutheran Shitposter	0	1
Charlemagne	0	1
Shitposting Cossack	1	0
Anarco-Memeism	1	0
Empire for Sale	0	1
>Marxism	0	1
Eternal Anglo	0	1
Carl von Clausewitz	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Starts	Saves	Clean Sheets
Isonzo river	6	7	2
Maginot Line	4	19	1
Great Wall of China	7	20	0
Julius Caesar	3	5	0
Christian Dark Ages	10	23	3

Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match
/his/ (Tied)	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5.	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute).	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes).	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes).	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/
/his/	July 28, 2017	Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10.	/s4s/  2 - 3  /his/
/his/	May 21, 2018	Most goals allowed by a team within a single tournament with 19.	/b/  4 - 2  /his/
/his/ (Tied)	May 21, 2018	Lowest GD in a group stage with -11.	/b/  4 - 2  /his/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	February 24, 2019	Most assists by a single player in a game, at 5.	/b/  1 - 5  /his/

Rivalries

The Spooker Bowl Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.

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The Edgelord Derby It could hardly be avoided - people were tired of /pol/ shitposting. It was impossible to have meaningful conversation on anything remotely related to the last three centuries of history without Bob McDuff of Alabama injecting his fetid political ideology into matters long done-and-dusted. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities as they are studied. Mercifully, /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to framed infographics long-debunked and portraits of Stalin, Donald Trump and other wingnuts. When these edgelords take the field against us, they must be reminded of the singular indisputable lesson of /his/tory: Those who fail to learn from it, are doomed to repeat it.

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The Siege of Lesbos A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. From the first ever Elite run for /his/ being cut short by the Y/u/ris, to being relegated by them in the very next cup, it seemed the two might just have a bone to pick. But when the defending lesbian champions spooned their Summer 18 run, only to be drawn against the current babby spoon holder in /his/ for their very first game, people started suspecting that (((some))) unusual forces might be at play here, especially since every time the two boards met, one of them would end up in the final of the same cup. We also just can't fucking beat them.

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Honors

Team

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  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Runner-up

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  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Most improved team

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  2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Biggest spaghetti moment

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  2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament

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  2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament

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  2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: At least you tried

Individual

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  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Best Player Comeback (>Holy >Roman >Empire)

Team photos

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  Summer 2017 squad

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  Spring 2018 squad

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  Autumn 2018 squad

Gallery

"Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."

— DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers

"Always a /his/ fan"

— PAVAL, 2018 Spring

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  El capitán dribbling up the pitch

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  (Former)L'capitan dribbling up the pitch

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  Born to feel

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  >Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match

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  Julius Caesar contemplating his life choices.

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  Anarco-Memeism scores during the /n/ match.

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  Napoleon gets bumped by a lesbian sweet

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  >Wiki page about the 2018 Spring campaign