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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team. | ||
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Revision as of 21:30, 14 May 2019
Current Roster
Starters
Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | Height | ||
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11 | Cowboy Bebop | Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception. | 179 | |||
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4 | Yotsuba | /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team. | 179 | |||
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10 | Truck-kun | [[File:|200px|link=]] | Bringing a whole new meaning to the term, "murderball" | 189 | ||
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22 | Lelouch | After surprising the entire world with news that he's alive, Lelouch plans to join the /a/ team so that he may once again lead a struggling group to glory with his exquisite keikaku abilities. Whether or not he will use his Geass to kill everyone in the stadium again is unknown. | 180 | |||
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17 | I M A G I N E | >145cm >roughly 40kg Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.. | 189 | |||
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19 | PROCREATE | Since Abe's message didn't really get across, he looks to subliminally convince your team to spawn offspring in order to achieve his goal, whether or not it works on the /a/ team as well is yet to be seen, all we can say is nobody is safe from Abe's message. | 180 | |||
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3 | Boku no Pico | A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 176 | |||
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2 | QUALITY | QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. | 185 | |||
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27 | Smug Anime Face | The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it. | 185 | |||
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00 | Sakurafish | She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it. | 185 | |||
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12 | W I D E F A C E | If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper. | 189 |
Bench
Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | Height | ||
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55 | King of Gets | After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it. | 180 | |||
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13 | You're Waifu | [[File:|200px|link=]] | Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well. | 185 | ||
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20 | Super Strong Bocchi | [[File:|200px|link=]] | This shy, lonely little Hitoribocchi has found her inner strength. /a/ hopes to have their little loner's new found strength on the team since she showed up to team tryouts looking like she'd been lifting for years saying "a part of me seems a lot stronger today". | 185 | ||
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23 | 'That' | It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'. | 175 | |||
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8 | MYA-NEE | [[File:|200px|link=]] | MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE | 180 | ||
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69 | Semen Demon | Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea. | 180 | |||
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9 | LEGEDARY Yamada Tae | [[File:|200px|link=]] | Living (kind of) in the tourist devoid city of Saga, this LEGENDARY zombie has little known about her roots, all that we do know is that she is THE DENSETSOU NO YAMADA TAE, Named Number 6 of Franchouchou, a group of recently awakened deceased girls bounded together to use music to save Saga. Tae's appeal comes from the fact she is the only one of the 7 zombies to not have awoken, none-the-less, she doesn't need to wake up to become a legend. | 185 | ||
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66 | Inferno Cop | Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs. | 176 | |||
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18 | Meguca | Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering... | 175 | |||
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19 | It Just Works | [[File:|200px|link=]] | ALRIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW? FINE I'll EXPLAIN IT! HE ERASES TIME! WHEN HE ERASES TIME STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT! BUT HE HAS EPITAPH SO HE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? IT MEANS HE ERASES TIME! HE ERASES TIME SO NOTHING HAPPENS TO HIM! STUFF STILL HAPPENS TO EVERYONE ELSE! THEY'RE ALL CONFUSED WHEN HE ERASES TIME SO HE HAS TIME TO DO THINGS! IT MAKES SENSE! KING CRIMSON WORKS! IT JUST WORKS! UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT PLEASE! | 180 | ||
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14 | Subject F | [[File:|200px|link=]] | 180 | |||
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5 | Accelerator | Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game. | 189 |