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==Roster== | ==Roster== | ||
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{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=99 |pos=GK |name= {{tt|{{greentext|college kickers}}|Every college kicker gets exposed either in college or the NFL. Even if you get drafted in the 2nd round, you will definitely be shit at some point.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=LB |name= {{tt|{{greentext|Texass is back}}|Texas will NEVER be back, or at least until they fire that fraud Herman.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=9 |pos=LB |name= {{tt|{{greentext|Texass is back}}|Texas will NEVER be back, or at least until they fire that fraud Herman.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=CB |name= {{tt|2017 National Champions|Only undefeated team left, prove how they're not the champs.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=11 |pos=CB |name= {{tt|2017 National Champions|Only undefeated team left, prove how they're not the champs.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name= {{tt|{{greentext|Big>XII>"Defense"}}|There are ACTUALLY Big XII shills that will argue this exists.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name= {{tt|{{greentext|Big>XII>"Defense"}}|There are ACTUALLY Big XII shills that will argue this exists.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=36 |pos=RB |name= {{tt|Free Shoes University Semenholes|Imagine replacing Jimbo with Faggart.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=36 |pos=RB |name= {{tt|Free Shoes University Semenholes|Imagine replacing Jimbo with Faggart.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|Crying Jim Harbaugh|Crying to the refs is a required quality to be a Michigan Man®.}}}} | ||
{{sq bronze player |no=5 |pos=CMF |name= {{tt|aOSU|Only redeeming quality they have is annually BTFOing Mishitigan and Harbitch.}}}} | |||
{{sq | {{sq bronze player |no=83 |pos=CMF |name= {{tt|NOT SO FAST|I'M GOING WITH WORSHINGTON STATE}}}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=AMF |name= {{tt|Bootyblasters|I don't care what sport it is but Notre Dame would bootyblast both those teams.}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=3 |pos= | {{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=SS |name= {{tt|Cheatin' Clempson|Paying off family debts, having your own steroid program, but it's ok because we love Dabo!}}}} {{captain}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=2 |pos=CF |name= {{tt|Bamawinslol|Saban's hair plugs will fall out any day now...He'll retire soon...r-right bros?}}}} | {{sq gold player |no=2 |pos=CF |name= {{tt|Bamawinslol|Saban's hair plugs will fall out any day now...He'll retire soon...r-right bros?}}}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=10 |pos=LB|name= {{tt|Mike Leach|The most based coach in all of cfb, no contest.}}}} | {{sq player |no=10 |pos=LB|name= {{tt|Mike Leach|The most based coach in all of cfb, no contest.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=25 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|{{greentext|preseason rankings}}|biggest teams go to the top lol}}}} | {{sq player |no=25 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|{{greentext|preseason rankings}}|biggest teams go to the top lol}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Another Fucking Targeting Penalty|This rule exists so big teams don't lose, prove me wrong}}}} | {{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Another Fucking Targeting Penalty|This rule exists so big teams don't lose, prove me wrong}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=22 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Lennay Kekua|Imagine being the starting MLB for Notre Dame and being dumb enough to get catfished lmaooooooooooooooooo}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|The "Pacific" Twelve|There is nothing pacific about Colorado, Utah, or Arizona.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=RB|name= {{tt|$49 million|Auburn making sure they ruin their program so they can beat Bama once every 3 or 4 years, and Bama will STILL make the playoffs.}}}} | {{sq player |no=20 |pos=RB|name= {{tt|$49 million|Auburn making sure they ruin their program so they can beat Bama once every 3 or 4 years, and Bama will STILL make the playoffs.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=DMF|name= {{tt|EXPOSED|So your team has a big game on the road coming up...}}}} | {{sq player |no=7 |pos=DMF|name= {{tt|EXPOSED|So your team has a big game on the road coming up...}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=89 |pos= | {{sq player |no=60 |pos=DMF|name= {{tt|{{greentext|Pedo State}}|Paterno knew}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=26 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|(((CFP Committee)))|Just outbid aOSU and you're in lol}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=89 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|2.89 Team GPA|Highest in team history!}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|SEC SPEED|Look how fast our boys run Pawwwwwwl!}}}} | {{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|SEC SPEED|Look how fast our boys run Pawwwwwwl!}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=24 |pos=SS|name= {{tt|PAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLL|WHY THEY RANKED HIGHER, THEY AIN'T PLAY NOBODY PAAAAAWWWLLLLL}}}} | {{sq player |no=24 |pos=SS|name= {{tt|PAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLL|WHY THEY RANKED HIGHER, THEY AIN'T PLAY NOBODY PAAAAAWWWLLLLL}}}} | ||
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==Match History== | ==Match History== | ||
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Match History
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| 17th December 2018 |  /WoT/
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Divegrass Before Christmas Group Stage |
3-0 |  10', 53' Another Bama/Clempson Episode 62' Stolen Crab Legs
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| 19th December 2018 |  /balk/
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Divegrass Before Christmas Group Stage |
1-0 | 79' Bootyblasters
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| 21st December 2018 |  /lr/
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Divegrass Before Christmas Group Stage |
3-3 | 5' Bootyblasters 30' Stolen Crab Legs 69' Colored Bricks
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| 22nd December 2018 |  /ytp/
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Divegrass Before Christmas Round of 16 |
3-5 a.e.t. | 25', 44', 90+0' Stolen Crab Legs
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| 19th January 2019 |  /ncaah/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage |
1-1 | 86' aOSU
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| 25th January 2019 |  /nfl/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage |
2-1 | 12', 68' Bootyblasters
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| 26th January 2019 |  /cbj/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage |
1-3 | 90+1' Bootyblasters
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| 22nd March 2019 |  /lwa/
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Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage |
2-2 | 29' Bootyblasters 90+1' Cheatin' Clempson
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| 23rd March 2019 |  /3/
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Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage |
1-2 | 41' Crying Jim Harbaugh
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| 24th March 2019 |  /alloys/
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Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage |
4-0 | 14' NOT SO FAST 64', 78' Bamawinslol 86' Bootyblasters
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| 30th March 2019 |  /o/
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Beta Bowl 3 Round of 16 |
2-2 (BENULDIES 11-10 :DDD) |
19' Cheatin' Clempson 45+2' Bootyblasters Bamawinslol Cheatin' Clempson NOT SO FAST Bootyblasters >college kickers Free Shoes University Semenholes Mike Leach aOSU >preseason rankings >Big >XII >"Defence" >Pedo State Bamawinslol
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| 31st March 2019 | /3/
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Beta Bowl 3 Quarterfinals |
4-1 | 21' NOT SO FAST 25', 42', 73' Bamawinslol
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| 31st March 2019 | /lwa/
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Beta Bowl 3 Semifinals |
3-0 | 4' Bootyblasters 17' NOT SO FAST 37' (pen.) Bamawinslol
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| 31st March 2019 |  /oilels/
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Beta Bowl 3 Final |
3-0 BETA BOWL 3 CHAMPS |
43' NOT SO FAST 54', 77' Bamawinslol
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Rivalries
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| The Skates vs. Spikes Derby The rivalry between /hoc/ and /cfb/ is a deep, multivariable feud that has produced many great, heavily entertaining matches due to the spirit of the derby. Whether it be the domestic tournament /sp/erb owl or invitationals abroad, you can count on any and all /cfb/ and /hoc/ matches to be enthusiastically meaningful. It is important to note that this rivalry is not specifically with /hoc/, however any team that /hoc/ extends to. |
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Gallery
Kit #1 for /cfb/, the home kit, and life of the team, is the 2015 Apple Greens.
This kit was donated to /cfb/ by Uncle Phil after a monstrous defeat of the Semenholes in the 2015 Rose Bowl.
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Kit #2 for /cfb/, we have the 2015 Fighting Duck uniforms.
Uncle Phil donated the uniforms after a monstrous beatdown of Georgia State that year, as he thought the uniforms even touching lowly GSU meant they should never be used again.
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Kit #3 for /cfb/, we have the 2012 all-white #StormLA uniforms.
The uniforms were donated as a historic piece of Oregon's "score now and think about defense later" era, walloping the annually overrated USC 62-51.
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Kit #4 for /cfb/, Uncle Phil sent a modified version of the 2014 Nike Vapor uniforms.
He removed the silver from the uniform, as he thought the silver looked too much like Cougar Grey, which I can understand since looking like Washington State is a legitimate threat when you're trying to not blow close leads.
(thankfully, Oregon held on against Wazzu in this one)
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Kit #5 for /cfb/, Uncle Phil wanted to make sure one of his finest creations got used, the 2016 Oregon Duck.
He wanted to clean them up a bit after >losing to Colorado at home, so he added some wings to the kits.
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Kit #6 for /cfb/, what would a 2010's era team be without a Breast Cancer Awareness kit?
These are also touched up a bit, as Uncle Phil couldn't possibly give them to /cfb/ unaltered after >losing to Arizona at home on charity night
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The one and only GK kit for /cfb/, we have Uncle Phil's most controversial creation yet, the 2016 Webfoots uniform.
The daring callback to historic dominance of your rivals with a fresh take on the 1918 Webfoots design was sure to make a statement in a win....but instead they gave up 70 points to Washington, at home, and lost their streak of 12 consecutive wins against them. Sure, maybe the kit is cursed, but this was the biggest home run of a uniform that Phil has ever hit. Anyone can make a safe green/gold/white kit for Oregon that looks like Nike did it, but this was unique, even if you gave up >70 points to the Huskies at home. Either way, this kit will be appropriate for when the GK spaghettis and lets in a meme goal.
/cfb/ has punched a ticket to the 4cc Champions League by winning Beta Bowl 3.
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