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| Cankles big enough to prevent any nutmeg
| *eats*
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| '''Minttu Raikkonen'''
| '''Unterhundette'''
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| The one Kimi found happiness with so, necessarily, the best one
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|Amna
| '''Seychelle DeVries'''
|'''Desert Queen'''
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Revision as of 19:41, 19 September 2019

/f1W/
WE WANT WAGS
F1W logo.png
/f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
Founded 10 October, 2018
Manager Kumakichi
Owner WAG Corp
IRL manager ITOP #0123
Team colors
HEX color 492e8b
Purple
Top scorer Minttu (2)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain Pacey Hobbit
Website /f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
Nickname The Wags
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 1 2 3 0%
GF GA GD
3 8 -5
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
Month Day, Year
Biggest defeat
/f1W/ F1W icon.png 1–4 F1 icon.png /f1/
26 January 2019
First match
/SerieA/ SerieA icon.png 3–1 F1W icon.png /f1W/
20 January 2019
/sp/erb Owl
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha
Victory Anthem Aqua - Barbie Girl
Goal horn Spice Girls - Wannabe
Kits
Home kit F1WHome.png
Away kit F1WAwayRes.png
Goalkeeper kit F1WGKRes.png


/f1W/ is /f1/-Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it

The team's first appearance was in 2019 in the /sp/erb Owl 2019.

Roster

No. Position Player
#5
  GK
Fabienne
#69
  RB
Hanna
#55
  CB
Chadders
#44
  CB
Tabitha
#6
  LB
Mana
#77
  CMF
Emilia
#33
  CMF
Thiccy Viccy
#16
  CMF
Ruth
#7
  LWF
gimi (female)
#8
  RWF
Pacey Hobbit Captain
#99
  CF
Sophia
No. Position Player
#9
  GK
Prozzie
#19
  RB
Marta
#27
  CB
Federica
#3
  CB
Pinkham
#17
  CB
Minttu
#13
  LB
Juju
#20
  CMF
Unterhundette
#25
  CMF
Tatiana
#88
  CMF
Desert Queen
#18
  LWF
Chloe
#67
  RWF
Vivien
#15
  CF
Liv

Downloads

PinkBall.jpg LogoInstagram.jpg LogoSpotify.png

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
20 January 2019 SerieA icon.png /SerieA/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 1–3 L Goal 16' Sophia
25 January 2019 LigaMX icon.png /LigaMX/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 1–1 D Goal 90+3' Minttu
26 January 2019 F1 icon.png /f1/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 1–4 L Goal 74' Minttu

Detailed roster

Goalkeepers

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
5 Fabienne Fabienne Wohlwend Fabienne2.jpg Gifted with natural airbags but they aren't aerodynamically efficent, undermining her performances at the wheel
9 Lina Prozzie
(Stefania stays because Australia doesn't cooperate)
 >Move to Australia

>Sell your body to make some money
>Let an /f1/ autist rawdog you
>Get knocked up
>???
>Profit

Defenders

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
69 Hanna Hanna Zellers Hanna.jpg Confirmed sizequeen and confirmed for exchanging sexual favours in exchange of driving seats
55 Chadders Jamie Chadwick Chadders.jpg She got $500k for not being as shit as other female drivers, probably because she looks like a dude
44 Tabitha Tabitha Nash Tabitha.jpg Typical anglo slag, a "key" role at Mercedes is enough for /f1/ to obsess over her
6 Mana Mana Sugiyama ManaGazoo.jpg Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
20 Susie Unterhundette SusieWolff2.jpg Ja, ich und Toto surely are ze least strong couple on the grid, ich been ze unterhunden of ze WUGs
3 Pinkham Natalie Pinkham Pinkham2.jpg Sky F1 presenter, someone will still claim she hasn't had a boobjob
27 Federica Federica Masolin FedericaKiss.png Sexiest Sky F1 presenter
17 Minttu Minttu Raikkonen MinttuGimi.jpg The wife
13 Juju Juju Noda JujuThumbsUp.jpg For head pats only

Midfield

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
33 Victoria Thiccy Viccy ViccyIceCram.jpg *eats*
16 Ruth Ruth Buscombe RuthBehind.jpg Puts more effort in finding a strategy to fuck her current driver than making him do well on track
20 Susie Unterhundette SusieWolff2.jpg Ja, ich und Toto surely are ze least strong couple on the grid, ich been ze unterhunden of ze WUGs
77 Emilia Emilia Bottas Emilia.jpg It's not a vacant expression, she's just thinking about horses
88 Amna Desert Queen Amna.jpg Now with a legal right to drive
18 Chloe Chloe Stroll Chloe.jpg Her mother looks better
25 Tatiana Tatiana HideThePainTati.jpg >tfw your team mate literally dies but you'll still finish behind him in the standings

Forwards

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
13 Juju Juju Noda JujuThumbsUp.jpg For head pats only
8 Carrie Pacey Hobbit Carrie.jpg Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams
99 Sophia Sophia Floersch SophiaWeird.jpg The closest thing to a competent female driver that motorsport has ever been able to create
6 Mana Mana Sugiyama ManaGazoo.jpg Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
88 Amna Desert Queen Amna.jpg Now with a legal right to drive
13 Vivien Vivien Keszthelyi Vivien.jpg Breeding material for the 4th Schumacher and her horse, oh right, she is a driver aswell... apparently
v • d • e
/sp/erb Owl
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/ahl/ • /box/ • /cbj/ • /cfb/ • /epl/ • /fifa/ • /isles/ • /LigaMX/ • /mls+ayy/ • /ncaa/ • /ncaah/ • /nfl/ • /oilels/
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