/asp/

/asp/ F.C. is the football club of the Alternative Sports and Wrestling 4chan board. Born in 2013, both the board and the team have undergone quite a few identity changes over the years. What started off as predominantly a hub for mixed martial arts discussion with occasional wrestling talk thrown in has transformed into its own counter-culture mecca of mostly wrestling-related shitposting, while also serving as a home for other folks seeking to discuss forms of entertainment considered too out-of-place on /sp/. Perennially strong but still looking to break through to the next level, /asp/ has developed into a Cup favorite squad and will seek to bring home the gold to their dedicated /asp/ies.

Offseason Discord Server, mmmmmmmm you don't wanna mess with that.

/asp/
Lavare, Levare, Cogitare
/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling
Founded 11th May 2013 Manager Paul Heyman Owner Vince McMahon IRL manager Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1 Prozach !!SSPtXJ6yC1U Team colors Chat color FF1E16 Monday Night Raw Red Ranking 50 ( 4) Highest rank 5 (18th May 2015) Lowest rank 52 (11th November 2018) Top scorer Big Match John (37) Top assister Big Match John (16) Captain Big Match John Website /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling Nickname The /asp/ies The W/asp/s Home ground Tokyo Dome
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 28 13 23 64 43.75%
GF GA GD 104 86 +18
Biggest win /asp/  6–0  /k/ 27/02/2016 Biggest defeat /adv/  4–1  /asp/ 15/11/2013 First match /vp/  2–3  /asp/ 20/07/2013
Elite Cup Appearances 8 (First in 2014 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 5th, 2014 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 2 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 17th, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Inoki Bom-Ba-Ye (Antonio Inoki Theme) Knockouts Anthem Inoki Bom-Ba-Ye (Orchestra) Victory Anthem Greenlight Goal horn RAW is WAR Theme Alternate goal horn Be Water, My Friend! (Bruce Lee) Alternate goal horn Basic Thuganomics (Big Match John) Alternate goal horn You're Gonna Pay (Undercarder)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit

Exports - Autumn Cup Export

Current: https://www.mediafire.com/file/fi5n88sx4qtrvhj/ASP_fixed_Autumn_Export_2019.zip
Backup: http://www.mediafire.com/file/y93yjb48041j8zy/

Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems

Victory Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEssh-ifWmo
Big Match John Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCZJnLpqbZw
Bruce Lee Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFf3SRP1bE , start at 27 seconds in
Undercarder Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcze5ASdUc

Team History

Main Article: /asp/ History

The Big Dog moments after dooming /asp/

For the first time in its history, /asp/ found itself playing in the Spring Babby Cup after just missing out on promotion in Autumn. With a rejiggered roster featuring new Pure Striker The Undercarder, /asp/ drew what appeared to be a relatively easy Group D along with perennial yo-yoers  /m/, autopilot  /cm/, similarly crestfallen  /mu/ and recently revived  /gif/. Things got off to a promising start with /asp/ garnering a well fought 2-0 win over /cm/ on the feet of two Bruce Lee goals. However, the combination of an unfortunate no-call on a dangerous tackle to AJ tacked on with a very late 90+6' goal from Shin Getter Robo led to a 2-1 defeat to /m/, drawing /asp/ at a level 1 win and 1 loss. In their next match, /asp/ arguably reached its lowest point as a team since 2013, being upset by /gif/ in a 1-0 slurper despite the best efforts of emergency substitution Kemonito. Once again, the team found itself in a situation where they needed a win and some help to promote.

The final match of the group stage pitted them against /mu/ in a clash of formerly Elite titans that lived up to its billing. Some aggressive pressuring in the first half and some solid play from Big Bible AJ got the W/asp/s up to a 2-0 lead at halftime. A quick response from Michael Gira after the break brought it to 2-1, where it remained for much of the second half until AJ broke through the defense and got things back to a two-goal difference, at the time putting /asp/ in an advantageous spot for promotion. Then, with no one but Gira and VACANT around him, Roman Reigns did the unthinkable. Losing control of a long cross into the box, The Big Dog dribbled the ball into his own net past a stunned VACANT, putting the scoreline at 3-2 and forcing the team to hold onto a one score victory, losing control of its own destiny in the progress. Ultimately, the own goal meant little as /m/ were able to ensure their own promotion with a win over /gif/ the following day, but the emotional and psychological impact was pronounced. The Big Dog was sacked, and with that /asp/ found itself out of the Elites for the entirety of 2018. The quest for a cup win will continue in the 2018 Autumn Babby Cup.

Roster

Photo of 2019 Autumn Babby Cup Squad

Top: THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER, Big Bible AJ, VACANT, Paul Levesque, Plans Change, Bruce Lee
Bottom: Summer of 92, Undercarder, Hollywood John, Dimes, DEAN

Main Article: /asp/ Roster

(Note: Positions and Medals are Subject to Change)

No. Position Player 1   GK VACANT 2   CB Plans Change 3   CB Paul Levesque 4   CB THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER 18   LMF Bruce Lee 13   RMF Big Bible AJ 12   CMF DEAN 92   CMF Summer of '92 10   SS Dimes 17   SS Undercarder 11   CF Hollywood John

No. Position Player 9   GK Zorb 7   CB Sid's Crossface 2   CB Jannetty 6   LB Chadblade 20   LMF Boomericho 22   LMF Ding-Dong Diddly 19   RMF GO ACE 21   CMF Krispen Wah 8   CMF Big Knife Manju 14   CMF Tony Hawk 16   DMF Tarps 23   SS Make the Transition

Fixtures/Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
July 20, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	FAHN DAHN GOOO  9' The Dazzler  33' CENAWINSLOL  83'	Link (Boris's Twitch because >Trashd) Skip to 17 minutes
July 21, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Rodney Mullen  14' CENAWINSLOL 17', 21', 54'	Link (YouTube)
September 22, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  39'	Link (Dailymotion because >Twitch)
September 28, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	CENAWINSLOL  26'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 20 minutes
October 26, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO  23'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 26, 2013	/out/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Pic-A-Nic Basket  57' CENAWINSLOL  72'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	Bork Lazer  5' American Dragon  9', 12', 33'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 15, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Bork Lazer  58'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 17, 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  40', 90+' Rodney Mullen  43'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 23, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Bork Lazer  8'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
January 12, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	American Dragon  44'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 3 hours 5 minutes
January 26, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D		this match was awful, i'm not even putting a link to it
February 15, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	American Dragon  33', 90+' CENAWINSLOL  77'	Link (YouTube)
February 21, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  23' Rodney Mullen  28'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
February 23, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 1, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (7-6) W	CENAWINSLOL  33', 86'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 2, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup QF	3-4 L	CENAWINSLOL  2' Rodney Mullen  77' American Dragon  90+'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
June 6, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L		Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 24 minutes
June 8, 2014	/po/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	American Dragon  10' Bones Jones  68'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 2 hours 38 minutes
July 19, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  40' NOT /ASP/  81'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 25, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 27, 2014	/s4s/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  80' FUCK THIS COMPANY  86'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
August 2, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	0-1 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 14, 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  17'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 20, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  90+'
February 22, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	5-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  11', 47', 64' Pipebomb  21' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  42'
February 28, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	3-0 W	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  10' American Dragon  66', 90+' (pen.)
March 1, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Winter Cup QF	0-2 L
August 1, 2015	/tv/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  10'
August 7, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	American Dragon  20' CENAWINSLOL  35' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  51'
August 9, 2015	/vp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  38' CENAWINSLOL  68'
August 15, 2015	/vr/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	2-1 W	American Dragon  32' CENAWINSLOL  110'
August 16, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup QF	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  33'
February 19, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Bruce Lee  79'
February 21, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Bruce Lee  53' CENAWINSLOL  90+1'
February 27, 2016	/k/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	6-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  5', 59' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  9', 15', 31' Bruce Lee  45+1'
March 5, 2016	/s4s/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (3-4) L	American Dragon  45+1' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  90+3'
August 5, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	Bruce Lee  7'
August 7, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	2-2 D	Big Match John  12', 86'
August 13, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	BROTHER NERO  32', 85' Big Match John  90+7'
August 20, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	3-2 W	BROTHER NERO  11', 62' Big Match John  58'
August 21, 2016	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup QF	3-2 L	Big Match John  35' BROTHER NERO  82'
February 11, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 17, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Big Match John  26'
February 19, 2017	/n/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	Airport General MK XI  8' Bork Lazer  48' Big Match John  90+2'
February 25, 2017	/h/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	3-1 W	BROTHER NERO  6' Bruce Lee  51', 90+1'
February 26, 2017	/sp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup QF	1-3 L	BROTHER NERO  33'
July 28, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  78'
July 30, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	BRAAAAUUUUUUUN  17' CENAWINSLOL  34' BROTHER NERO  42'
August 5, 2017	/his/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L
October 28, 2017	/pol/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L		Smashcast VOD
November 3, 2017	/n/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	THE BIG DOG  90+1'	Smashcast VOD
November 5, 2017	/e/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	THE GAY COMMUNITY?  33'	Smashcast VOD
May 4, 2018	/cm/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	Bruce Lee  3', 16'
May 6, 2018	/m/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Undercarder  49'
May 12, 2018	/gif/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-1 L
May 18, 2018	/mu/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 W	Big Bible AJ  34', 77' Punished John  45+0'
October 27, 2018	/pol/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Hollywood John  55'
November 2, 2018	/mu/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
November 4, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Undercarder  18'
May 3, 2019	/fa/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-1 W	Undercarder  27' Big Match John  50' Ding-Dong Diddly  60'
May 4, 2019	/p/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-2 L
May 5, 2019	/cm/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-3 L

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
June 22, 2013	/gd/	DrBorisG's Friendlies	2-2 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO 48' The Dazzler  62'
November 2, 2013	/g/	Halloween Bowl 2013	2-0 W	Kane  2' The Boogeyman  6'
July 20, 2013	/lit/	Halloween Bowl 2013	4-1 W	Kane  6', 66' The Boogeyman  49', 90+'
July 20, 2013	/c/	Halloween Bowl 2013	1-6 L	Kane  88'
January 18, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  72'
January 24, 2015	/f/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Bork Lazer  27' American Dragon  41' (63) Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  59'
January 25, 2015	/4ccg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
August 21, 2015	/y/	Lark's Madness	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  ??'
January 12, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Bork Lazer  35' THE GAY COMMUNITY?  45'
January 21, 2018	/mu/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	THE GAY COMMUNITY?  12', 61'
September 28, 2018	/sp/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 (5-3) W	American Dragon  49'
October 7, 2018	/c/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-3 (2-4) L	American Dragon  ??' CENAWINSLOL  ??' Bork Lazer  ??'
October 20, 2018	/tv/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	CENAWINSLOL  22', 54', 58' American Dragon  77'

Player Stats

Official Friendlies are included in these stats
Red denotes no longer on the team

Goalscorers Player Goals Last Goal Scored Big Match John 37 vs  /fa/ May 3, 2019 American Dragon 16 vs  /s4s/ March 5, 2016 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 8 vs  /s4s/ March 5, 2016 Woken Matt 8 vs  /s4s/ July 30, 2017 Bruce Lee 8 vs  /cm/ May 4, 2018 Rodney Mullen 4 vs  /trv/ March 2, 2014 Bork Lazer 4 vs  /n/ February 25, 2017 Big Bible AJ 3 vs  /mu/ May 18, 2018 Undercarder 3 vs  /fa/ May 3, 2019 FAHN DAHN GOOO 2 vs  /an/ October 26, 2013 Eye Poke Jones 1 vs  /po/ June 8, 2014 NOT /ASP/ 1 vs  /pol/ July 19, 2014 EXPOSING THE BUSINESS 1 vs  /s4s/ July 27, 2014 Pipebomb 1 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015 BRAAAAUUUUUUUNN 1 vs  /s4s/ July 30, 2017 THE BIG DOG 1 vs  /n/ November 3, 2017 Ding-Dong Diddly 1 vs  /fa/ May 3, 2019 Goals in a single match Player Goals Game CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /adv/ July 21, 2013 American Dragon 3 vs  /vp/ October 27, 2013 CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 3 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /po/ November 17, 2013 American Dragon 2 vs  /mlp/ February 15, 2014 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /v/ March 1, 2014 American Dragon 2 vs  /hr/ February 28, 2015 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 Big Match John 2 vs  /mu/ August 7, 2016 BROTHER NERO 2 vs  /w/ August 13, 2016 BROTHER NERO 2 vs  /soc/ August 20, 2016 Bruce Lee 2 vs  /h/ February 25, 2017 Bruce Lee 2 vs  /cm/ May 4, 2018 Big Bible AJ 2 vs  /mu/ May 18, 2018 Team Performances Event Place W/D/L Record Friendlies N/A 4/2/2 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 7th (Promoted) 1/2/1 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 17th, Group Stage (Promoted) 1/1/1 2014 4chan Winter Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2014 4chan Summer Cup 13th, Ro16 2/0/2 2015 4chan Winter Cup 8th, Quarter Finals 3/1/1 2015 4chan Summer Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2016 4chan Winter Cup 10th, Ro16 2/1/1 2016 4chan Summer Cup 6th, QF 2/1/2 2017 4chan Winter Cup 7th, QF 3/1/1 2017 4chan Summer Cup 30th (Relegated) 0/1/2 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 19th (Failed to Promote) 1/1/1 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 21st (Failed to Promote) 2/0/2 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 26th (Probably Relegated) 0/2/1 Awards Team Awards Worst Fans - 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Most Improved - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Underdog of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Surprise of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Individual Awards 2014 Winter Cup All-Stars: Rodney Mullen (first 11), American Dragon (substitute) 2014 Summer Cup All-Stars: Shovelman (substitute) Rivalries /asp/ vs /sp/ - The W/asp/s vs The GOATs - Current Record: 1-0-2 /asp/ is the younger brother of /sp/. The board rivalry got ugly once Hiroyuki Nishimura moved wrestling to /asp/, since the way it happened made /sp/ users feel like they "kicked out" the wrestling fans, akin to Shawn Michaels superkicking Marty Jannetty through the barbershop window. Years before this happened, /sp/ and /asp/ managers already had an agreement in place where /asp/ could take wrestling-related players from /sp/. As a result, Winter Cup winner Goatface (renamed to American Dragon), CENAWINSLOL, and Bork Lazer moved to /asp/. The first match in this rivalry was in the Summer Cup 2014 Friendlies, an generally uneventful match which ended in a 1-0 defeat for /asp/. These teams faced each other in the 2017 Winter Cup where /sp/ got a dominant 3-1 win over /asp/. The W/asp/s would finally get one on the board in the 2018 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, winning 1-1 in penalties due to a miss from >Torres and a clincher from Big Match John.