/k/

/k/
A MAGICAL PLACE
/k/ - Weapons
Founded August, 2011 Manager Mikhail Kalashnikov IRL manager Seigmann !vaXW12lKzk Team colors Chat color 669933 Olive Drab Ranking 12 ( 8) Highest rank 3 (June, 2012) Lowest rank 55 (January 26, 2014 - March 2, 2014) Top scorer Zergface (49) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Moist Nugget Website /k/ - Weapons Nickname /k/omrades, /k/ommandos Home ground Innawoods Park
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 33 22 41 96 34.38%
GF GA GD 156 189 -33
Biggest win /wg/  0–4  /k/ 17 February, 2018 Biggest defeat /k/  1–7  /mu/ 08 February, 2013 First match /k/  3–4  /fit/ 6 August 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 7 (First in Winter 2012) Best result 1st, Winter 2012 Babby Cup Appearances 10 (First in Spring 2013) Best result 14th, Spring 2014 & Autumn 2017
Team music
Anthem Rhodesians Never Die (Start at 1:07) Victory Anthem Gruppa Kino - Gruppa Krovi Goal horn BRRRRT Division Jack Wilson Big Iron - Marty Robbins Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki hardbass If a goal is scored from outside the box The Missile Knows Where it is (Remix)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit Seventh kit

A former championship team, /k/ is an original founding team that will be playing next in the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

History

Early 4chan Cups

After misfiring in the 2011 Summer Cup, /k/ returned locked and loaded for the 2012 Winter Cup. Following a string of dominating results in the winter friendlies orchestrated by AK-47 and co, including three results that caused a famous crisis in the /sp/ camp, /k/ seemed armed and dangerous going into the tournament. Despite an initial scare with a penalty kick victory over /mu/, they settled into the tournament quickly and set their sights on the cup. A spectacular 4-2 victory over pre-tournament favorites /tg/ saw /k/ truly set themselves apart from the crowd, and on their path to glory. Eventually, /k/ overcame a powerful /sp/ side in the final and became Winter Cup Champions.

2012 4chan Summer Cup

Though /k/'s early history saw them become 4chan cup champions, a new format was approaching in the 2012 4chan Summer Cup. There were numerous players from the Winter Cup roster that were replaced. Fans wondered many things as the Summer Cup was approaching. Have these tactical and personnel changes turned /k/ into something unrecognizable? Will it disrupt the winning mentality that gained old /k/ so much success? How will the new players cope with the pressure of being the number 1 seed? With two draws and a loss in the friendlies prior to the Summer Cup, /k/'s fate looked grim.

As /k/'s cup campaign began, there was some hope for glory as they were winning 3-1 against /mu/ by the 71st minute of the match. These hopes were quickly dashed as /mu/ came back with two goals in the last 3 minutes of the match, leaving both teams with one point after a 3-3 draw. /sci/ was hoping to keep themselves alive in the cup after a 5-0 loss to /int/, but /k/ shot them down in a hard fought match were /k/ won 4-3. This win proved to be vital, since it was the only win /k/ ended up needing to advance to the next round. /int/'s rampage continued with /k/ doing little to try and stop them in a 5-1 loss for the defending champions. /x/ would be the next opponent, and as much as they succeeded in scaring /k/ with a 2-1 lead at half time, /k/ came back in the second half like champions, winning the match 3-2.

After the last tournament's upset victory in the final, many fans were hoping for a repeat after /sp/ was accused of another match fixing scandal. /k/ sadly couldn't deliver the same performance as last time and lost 2-0 to /sp/.

2013 4chan Winter Cup

Without a single win in the friendlies that followed the 2012 4chan Summer Cup, /k/ was drawn in a relatively easy group. Things started disastrously with a then record 7-1 defeat to /mu/. After conceding four to an /n/ side crippled with poor conditioning, the group minnow /o/ added insult to injury with a 4-1 defeat that had to be replayed after a crash in the game. /k/ came 31st of 32nd with a -11 goal difference.

2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup

As time continued to go by, /k/ simply could not get any wins. With management abandoning the team, /k/'s fans had no choice but to hope for the best in the Babby Cup group stage. The little reputation that remained for /k/ was crushed after a dull 2-0 loss to /h/. Though the scoreline for the next match suggests that /k/ at least tried their best, the match itself had little signs of change in /k/'s fortunes. /soc/ won 3-2 with one of /k/'s goals coming from yet another >ProActive AI moment. /k/'s former manager, Diplo, returned to the team in time for the last group stage match against /s/ where /k/ once again delivered a bad performance in a 3-0 loss.

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

In the 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies, /k/ got their first official win of the year, and then drew against /wsg/ just before the actual cup. This decent form came in part due to new management, but once the cup came around, the manager abandoned the team for reasons that are unknown to this day. The team performed poorly once again, leaving the Autumn Babby Cup group stage with zero points, a result that sent /k/ down to the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers.

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup

A while before the cup started, the qualifying round that /k/ would have had to play was cancelled.

However, the new babby cup format seemed to throw a recently revived team to the wolves as /k/ was drawn with /co/ and /adv/, two teams which were only recently relegated, /pol/, who was also a favorite to top the group, and the minnows of /lit/. Once the cup began, it looked to be another disastrous run as /lit/ got an upset 2-0 victory over the /k/ommandos. Despite the poor display in the first match, /k/ shocked the viewers in the next bout with a strong 3-1 victory over /pol/. Said match saw the discovery of a PES 2014 glitch with marking a corner kick taker. /adv/ got a draw against /k/ with possibly one of the most hilarious goalkeeping blunders in 4chan cup history, courtesy of Castle Doctrine. In spite of /k/'s constant attacks, Captain Hindsight kept the ball from going in again after Zergface's early goal.

In the final group E showdown, it was time to do or die against /co/, and /k/ was triumphant. This 2-0 win sent /k/ back to a main cup for the first time since the 2013 Winter Cup. In the Spring Babby Cup round of 16, another major blunder from Castle Doctrine combined with a Cawadooty red card ended /k/'s run in a 2-0 loss to /diy/.

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  A fan image made in reference to Zergface's hat trick against /pol/

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  Castle Doctrine realizes the weight of his blunder against /adv/

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  /k/ salute the fans after a gigantic win against /co/ - the /k/ommandos were finally back in a major 4chan cup

2014 4chan Summer Cup

With two wins in the friendlies just before the cup, /k/ looked to keep up the good form in their return a top tier cup. Unfortunately, this level of competition got /k/ off to a very slow start. In their first Summer Cup match in two years, /k/ once again lost to /mu/ with Talentless Hack scoring the only goal in a 1-0 defeat. The offense did not improve in the next match as /k/ drew 0-0 against /ic/. Surprisingly, some fortunate events happened in the last fixture that gave /k/ a chance to remain in the major cups.

In the final Group B fixture, /ic/ lost 1-0 to /mu/, meaning that /k/ had to win by at least 3 goals to take second place in the group. More realistically, /k/ could at least hope for a 2-0 win against /wg/ that forced a tiebreaking playoff against /ic/, and that's exactly what happened. The 2013 Summer Cup champions of /wg/ had been on a slump since those days and /k/ showed no mercy: Deagle Brand Deagle and NEVAHBINDUNBEFO ended /wg/'s elite era with a massive 2-0 victory for /k/. Sadly, /k/ could not perform like that against /ic/ in the playoff that ended the matchday. Though Stoppan Powar played his heart out for the team, /k/ was sent back to the babbies with a 2-0 loss.

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  New custom faces made their debut in the team's ill-fated rematch against /mu/

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  /wg/ and /k/'s players as they were before their climactic encounter

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  /ic/ making their way to the pitch for the tiebreaking playoff

2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

/k/ signed up for the Autumn Babby Cup, hoping to quickly rebound from their relegation. Going into their first match with /3/, they had high expectations, but an own goal by DMF /ak/ nearly cost them the game, forcing them to settle for a draw. The next match against new founding side /t/ saw /k/ surprised by halftime pira/t/e comeback, handing another disappointing result. /k/ would be able to hold a surging /b/ side to a 0-0 thriller on an impressive performance from goal keeper Stoppan Powar (earning his record 7th clean sheet), but it left /k/ with only 2 points in the group before their last game. /b/ and /3/'s wins in their third matches statistically eliminated both /d/ and /k/ before the final group match. The final group match was nothing but a slaughter, has a porous /k/ defense allowed in /d/eviant thrusts in every hole. The defeat tied /k/'s worst and earned /d/ their first victory in 463 days and their largest ever. /k/ finished the group in last position and unable to participate in Winter.

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  The first look of /k/ stadium, which debuted during the 2014 Autumn Cup

2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Looking to rebound from their Autumn thrashing, /k/ was drawn into Group F for the late breaking Spring Cup into the company of /n/, /vg/, /hm/, and autumn nemesis /d/. Though bringing in a revitalized team, dotted with new faces and returning players, /k/ seemed one of the outliers, expected by most to come short of advancing in the competition. /k/ wasted no time, however, and shot out the gate with a 5' goal against /vg/ in their opening match. The Generals would equalize at 85' however, managing to save a point, but missing out on a game many expected them to win. The /k/ommandos suffered a slight scare against /hm/: first, /k/ took a 2-0 lead and then fell to the meme of the most dangerous lead. Fortunately, the /k/ommandos fought back and got a 4-2 win in the end. The third match was a chance for revenge against /d/, and while the match was much more tense and close than the previous one, /d/ won again. This loss combined with other results put /k/ in a situation where they had to defeat /n/ by 3 in order to advance to the Summer Cup. Though /k/ managed to get a win against /n/, this 2-1 win felt like a loss since it kept /n/ in second place, and /k/ in third.

2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

/k/'s squad just before a fateful encounter against /v/

After the heartbreaking end of the previous tournament, /k/ knew they had to be more consistent with their perfomances, and looked to do this in Group D. Said group happened to have /d/ in it, as well as the recently relegated /e/, a team that can be described as "just another weeb team" in /w/, and the once great /v/. To start off the group stage, the /k/omrades got sweet revenge on /d/, beating them 3-1 with an Ivan Chesnokov hat trick. /e/ spoiled the good times for /k/ with a last minute goal in a 2-1 loss for the /k/ommandos, and the next match ended up getting caught in controversy.

For whatever reason, Old Man Sou, the host of the group stage for this cup, was having problems with his computer and the match between /w/ and /k/ had to be stopped with /w/ being up 1-0. It took ages for the match to resume, and once it did, the match was started from the beginning to simulate a replay of the second half. /k/ made their comeback here to win 2-1, leaving /k/ fans happy, and other viewers feeling like /k/ only won because PES stopped working during the match. With one match remaining, /k/ had to win against /v/ to prove that they truly deserved to be in the 2016 Winter Cup, and to be safely promoted. Unfortunately, /v/ was actually playing well for once this season and forced /k/ to be stuck with 7 points - the same amount of points that kept the team in the Babbies last season.

Luckily, 7 points proved to be enough for /k/ this time around. Though /d/ got a strong win over /v/, /w/ helped /k/ qualify to the 2016 Winter Cup by getting /e/ stuck with a 2-2 draw. This combination of results got /k/ second place in the group, and got them in a Winter Cup for the first time since the 2013 Winter Cup. /wg/ eliminated /k/ from this Babby cup in the Round of 16.

2016 4chan Winter Cup

/k/ finally returned to a Winter Cup and put on a strangely shy performance during their first two matches, just like in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. Some called /soc/'s performance in the previous major cup a fluke due to their group, but this time around, /soc/ looked like a considerably stronger team as they dominated /k/ in a 1-0 win. The /k/ommandos were criticized for their slow pace as they only managed to take 1 shot in the whole match. Afterwards, /k/ kept things slow against /fit/ and it ended up working to their advantage in a 0-0 draw. With a strong win over /asp/, /k/ could have snatched second place in the group, but instead they were destroyed 6-0 in an embarrassment of a performance. Just like that, the /k/ommandos were slammed back into the babbies.

2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Zergface's desperation as /k/ was down 2-0 against /e/

The format of the babbies was changed once again. This time, groups were reduced to having 4 teams in each of them, with the 4th place teams being relegated to babby qualifiers (also known as the "Fetus Cup"). With this format, none of the matches were meaningless since there was always something at stake.

Unfortunately for /k/, they were drawn with tough opponents like /soc/ and /e/. These teams gave /k/ trouble in recent history, and the only team that seemed close to being easy in the group was /i/, who would be /k/'s first opponent. Despite taking a lead in the early part of the match, /i/ turned the tables in a 3-2 loss for the /k/ommandos. This already put /k/ in a tough spot, and the 2-1 loss to /soc/ only added pressure onto the team. With no points after two matches, /k/ had to win against /e/ in a situation where they could not only avoid the Fetus Cup, but also qualify to the 2016 Summer Cup with just the right goal difference. Sadly, /e/'s Yoko Littner danced all over /k/'s defense as she scored a double in a 3-1 loss for /k/.

This initially sent /k/ to the Fetus Cup, but the death of certain teams saved the team from playing in that competition.

2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

By now, it was a long time since /k/'s last win. The group stage draw looked to be somewhat kind, with /c/ and /trv/ being in /k/'s group along with /w/. Despite being part of the 0 point mustard race in the Summer Cup, /trv/ looked strong against /k/, but could only get a 4-4 draw out of the match. It seemed like /k/ finally learned how to attack in PES 16. /c/ was up next, and given how /w/ was looking strong, this was a match that /k/ had to win. In the first half, /k/ was up 2-0, but the team became yet another victim of the most dangerous lead. A late Assault Clipz goal briefly gave /k/ a 1 goal lead before it was taken away via kickoff abuse with Tomoko's 90+4' goal.

With two points after two matches, the /k/ommandos needed to somehow get a win over /w/, who was already in the 2017 4chan Winter Cup. Sadly, /k/ seemed to be out of ammo in this match, as they fell to a disappointing 1-0 loss that kept them in the babbies once more. It also meant that /k/ did not win a single official match in 2016.

2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup

With the beginning of a new year and a new cup, /k/ was looking to leave an unsuccessful 2016 behind and hope for a kinder 2017. The team was drawn into Group H together with /e/, a recently revieved /lgbt/ and /tv/. The first match was against /e/ and it didn't look too good for /k/ as they lost their last two encounters with /e/ and their third one was no different with a crushing 0-3 defeat for /k/. Next up was the match against /lgbt/. The game itself was interesting and exciting until the last second with both teams trading blows but in the end /k/ was one goal short and got their second lost game this cup. Things began to look grim again for /k/.

With their sights set on /tv/, /k/ was looking to get at least one win out of this cup and end their losing streak. Right at the beginning of the match, Slavshit was mangled by a /tv/ defender. Surprisingly no injury was sustained during this graphical experience. /tv/ scored two goals during the first half of the game while /k/ was trying to catch up in the second half but Zergface only managed to get one goal and thus the game ended in another loss for /k/. With it's performance the team placed last in this cup and was awarded with the wooden spoon, and finally, it was time for /k/ to play in the Fetus Cup.

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Moist Nugget celebrates what ended up being the winning goal against /vg/.

Nearly two years passed since the last /k/ win. With MilSurpAnon becoming a co-manager for the team, it was time to finally break the winless streak. At this Babby's qualifiers, /k/ was drawn into group A and had to face /x/ first, a team that also got new management. Sadly, /k/ was simply outmatched in this match and lost 2-1. The mighty >/y/ was next, and this was where /k/ got their first win since November 2015, beating the Yaoi team 2-0. To punch their ticket to the Babby Cup, /k/ got a point thanks to Moist Nugget's late goal in a 2-2 draw with /i/.

In the actual cup, it took something of a miracle for /k/ to get past the group stage. Following a 2-0 loss to /co/ and a 2-2 draw to /soc/, the odds were stacked heavily against /k/. However, a major malfunction from /soc/ led to them losing 6-1 against /co/ on the last fixture, giving the /k/ommandos greater chances to get into the round of 16: all they had to do was win against /vg/. After a tense match with everything on the line, /k/ picked up a 2-1 win over /vg/, getting them back to a Winter Cup for the first time since 2016. Following that madness in the group stage, /k/ was then eliminated by /gd/ in the round of 16.

2018 4chan Winter Cup

After the performance during the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup, expectations for the team weren't exactly high. In the group stage, /k/ was to face off against /wg/, /tg/ and /tv/. Regarding this group there weren't predictions of total doom as there were before the Babby Cup, but nobody could have imagined what was about to unfold on the pitch.

In the first match against /wg/ the team managed to completely dominate the playing field and win against their opponent 4-0 simultaneously marking a new biggest win record for the team. This result was to be a wake up call to fans and foes alike. During the match against /tg/, /k/ managed to take the lead early with a goal from Cheeki Breeki at the 8th minute followed by a second goal from Ian McCollum at 32'. Though not as dominant as in their first game, the team managed to hold on to their lead until /tg/'s players Thin Your Paints and Doomrider managed to equalize the scoreline with two short succession goals at 75' for the former and 85' for the latter player. With only a few minutes remaining and the scoreline being equal, /k/ reloaded their guns, affixed bayonets and went on to secure victory over their opponent with a third goal by Zergface at 88' and a fourth one by Hickok45 at 90+3'. After this game /k/ was topping the group with six points after two games and already confirmed for the round of 16 and the 2018 4chan Summer Cup. The last match of the group stage against /tv/ was a cool-off period for the /k/ommandos with Hickok45 taking the lead somewhat early in the game and /tv/ barely able to equalize just before stoppage time with a goal from Brendan Fraser. The result of the group stage was as follows: Top of the group with seven points in total and a GD of plus six.

The start of the round of 16 could not have been better for the /k/ommandos. Fighting against /toy/, /k/ was able to beat their opponent in a thrilling game with a final scoreline of 3-1. "Onwards to the quarter finals!" was heard among the ranks of /k/ players. As it turned out, their opponent for the quarter finals was /h/. Both teams had only met once before this encounter and last time the /k/ommandos were out of luck. Sadly for the team, the result of this match should be the same. /h/ was dominating the entire match. Almost every attempt by /k/'s strikers was defused before they could even get close to the opponents goal while getting hammered on by /h/'s offense with shots upon shots from their strikers. Luckily for the /k/ommandos, /h/'s offense was suffering from poor accuracy throughout this cup and thus they only managed to score on /k/ twice. While there should have been more goals for /h/, judging by their amount of shots, it was still a 0-2 loss for /k/ and the end of this miraculous run. Still, with the ticket to Summer in hand, the team could rest for a while on what they had accomplished.

2018 4chan Summer Cup

Summer had come, which meant that it was the perfect time to go on the offensive.

The group stages started with /k/ having a showdown with the high ranking officers of /vg/. It looked like it would be a 0-0 sleeper, but then the resident bandit Cheeki Breeki scored an amazing 90+2 goal, securing the /k/ommandos an early victory. Next up was the battle between guns and nerfguns in /k/ vs /toy/, this match looked liked another 0-0 sleeper but, after 86 minutes the /k/ defence cracked and Woody scored a goal bringing the score up to 1-0 which ended up with /k/'s defeat. In the final match of the group stage, it was time to watch some violent .webms in /k/ vs /gif/. This match was a characterized as a goalfest with /k/ leading 4-3 at 54 minute mark. The game was more or less set at the end when Moist Nugget and Zergface scored at the 86th and 89th minute marks respectectively. Sauce secured /gif/ a consolation goal at 90+5 with the final score being 6-4 to /k/, sending them to the round of 16.

In the round of 16 /k/ would go up against /b/, the tension was high as the match dragged on with no goals in sight. Everyone's fear of eggsdra dime was soon flushed away as Cosmoline scored at the 89th minute, sending /k/ to the quarter finals 1-0. Next up was the quarter final against /int/, the match started slowly with Moist Nugget taking first blood, but /int/ counterattacked at the 30th minute with the first half ending in 1-1. The 2nd half was when things exploded with Amerimutt starting the /int/ offensive against /k/ scoring a goal followed by another goal from Putin sending /int/ up to 3-1, but /k/'s counterattack was swift and brutal with Zergface and Moist nugget scoring two goals equalizing the score to 3-3 at the 77th minute. But then /k/ did the mistake of messing with the Finns as Spurdo Spärde and Gondola scored to swift goals sending /int/ to 5-3. With chances of victory being slim /k/ made one last hurrah when Moist Nugget scored at 90+4, with the final score being 5-4 to /int/. While defeated, /k/ secured their position for the 4chan Winter Cup 2019.

2019 4chan Winter Cup

The age of the autopilot had come, and someone had forgotten to plot the course for the drone. 2 losses and 1 draw with rather a lackluster performance in the group stage relegated /k/ to the babbies.

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  The /k/ autopilot after being relegated to the babbies

2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup

The autopilot was sent back to the Weaponized AI Development Team to straighten out its faults. The group stage was characterized by Moist Nugget scoring 1 goal in the 2 first matches against /r9k/ and /k/, bringing /k/ up to 2 wins. The match against /lit/ ended up in a 1-1 sleeper that went straight to benuldies. It all looked pretty bogged as the ball seemed like it phased through Stoppan Power, and it ended up with the /lit/ keeper taking Stoppan Power's shot resulting in a /k/ loss. But with these results get secured themselves 7 points, taking them onwards to the round of 16. Next up was /k/ vs /h/ in RO16, due to not comprehending Rance's logic the autopilot couldn't muster any counters and it ended up in a 2-0 defeat against /h/. But with this result /k/ would continue onwards to the 2019 Summer Cup.

2019 4chan Summer Cup

Zergface having an episode of PTSD during the match against /c/.

After 3 months of development, the mass production model of the autopilot was commissioned and the team was ready to take on the elites in the summer heat. The first match against /i/ ended up in a complete disaster as /i/ managed to score 4 goals in the first 22 minutes of the game. The match soon calmed down and Moist Nugget managed to sneak in a goal with the match ending in a 4-1 defeat. Next up was the match against /c/, with it being a 0-0 real sleeper and Zergface having a real case of PTSD on the field. But after 70 minutes Moist Nugget secured /k/'s victory, earning /k/ 3 valuable points. They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer, in /k/'s case this was true as /i/ had been dominating the group winning against both /c/ and /s4s/ giving /k/ as good chance to advance. The match against /s4s/ ended in a 1-1 draw in /k/'s favour earning /k/ 4 points in total, sending them to the round of 16.

In the round of 16 /k/ would go up against /int/, some Serbian turobfolk was exchanged and the match was on. Gondola scored an early 1-0 against /k/, but Zergface countered swiftly equalizing the score to 1-1. But the silent finn doesn't give up that easily and sent /int/ into a 2-1 lead after 23 minutes. After 76 minutes Zergface decided it was time for /k/ to win and scored two goals at the 76 and 84 minute marks. With 3-2 against /int/, /k/ would go onwards to the quarter finals to meet /fit/. The match against /fit/ was an absolute massacre with Hickok45 sending /k/ to an early lead followed up by Moist Nugget scoring another 3 goals ending the match in 4-0. This would send /k/ to the semi finals against /pol/ in the imfamous Mass Shooter Derby.

/k/ postcard, courtesy of Suule.

The Mass Shooter Derby is where /k/'s luck ran out as Moonman, the mass shooter himself went on a goal spree, scoring 3 goals against /k/. Moist Nugget managed to secure /k/ 1 goal, but in the end it wasn't enough and /k/ lost 3-1. But this wasn't the end as /k/ was going up against /w/ in the fight for the 3rd place trophy. /k/ went on the offensive early with Moist Nugget scoring after 5 minutes and Zergface scoring at 35 minutes sending /k/ to a 2-0 lead in the 1st half. /w/'s Powerlevel managed to score a goal on /k/, changing the score to 2-1. The match was reaching its end when Moist Nugget secured /k/ another goal at 81 minutes sending /k/ up to 3-1, but Vectors scored a goal for /w/ shortly after, setting the score at 3-2. Everyone held their breath for the next minutes as stoppage time was ticking down. The time ran out and /k/ won, securing /k/ the coveted 3rd place trophy and place in the winter cup.

2020 4chan Winter Cup

The stage was set for winter. With new uniforms, the Soviet paratroopers of /k/ headed into battle against /out/, the match started well with /k/ taking an early lead, ending up with 2 goal lead by the 69th minute. Pissed off by the Australian bushfires Smokey The Bear channeled all his anger and scored 3 consecutive goals and taking the lead away from /k/. The match ended in a 3-2 loss for /k/. Next up was /k/ vs /diy/ which ended up in a 2-2 draw. At this point /k/'s fate was depending on an /out/ loss against /diy/, but that did not happen as /out/ won that match. /k/ secured a consolation 1-0 victory when they went up /f/ and their memetastic >>>>two at the back tactic. But in the end /k/ was sent back to the babbies.

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  THE VIOLENCE HAS ESCALATED

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  Give that coocked grenade a good rub

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  IS THAT AN EEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Roster

Main Article: /k/ Roster.

No. Position Player 22   GK 2nd Amendment 4   LB Slavshit 7   CB Flammenwerfer 9   CB Is that a FAMAS? 10   RB BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT 6   DMF Ian McCollum 8   CMF Jack Wilson 18   LMF CHEEKI BREEKI 3   RMF Ivan Chesnokov 1   SS Zergface 2   CF Moist Nugget

No. Position Player 23   GK Stoppan Powar 14   LB A Literal Fucking Gun Playing Soccer 12   CB Deagle Brand Deagle 13   CB Navy Seal Pasta 16   CB Vining 21   RB Obrez 11   DMF ATF 15   DMF Glocknade 5   CMF Alexander Pavlovich Lobanov 17   CMF Hickok45 19   LMF Cosmoline 20   RMF The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 L	???
August, 2011	/mu/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
January 5, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 (7-6) W	Mossberg12Gaug  22'
January 6, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-2 W	Ruger 9MM  33' S&W 38 Revolver  47' AK-47  68', 90+2'
January 7, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47  12', 89'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47  79' Mossberg12Gaug  85'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Ruger 9MM  1', 33'
February 26, 2012	/m/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  30' Zergface  45' Glocknade  70'
March 4, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	???
May 12, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Zergface  25'
May 26, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle  31'
June 9, 2012	/po/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	72'
July 13, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	Nex Alea  31' Zergface  65' 10MM is best MM  71'
July 14, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 W	Zergface  2' Deagle Brand Deagle  11', 90+1' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  18'
July 15, 2012	/int/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	5-1 L	Zergface  67'
July 20, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  40', 55' Ivan Chesnokov  82'
July 21, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 L
August 19, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	Zergface  6' Moist Nugget  90'
September 15, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Moist Nugget  37' Zergrush  72'
September 23, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  18'
December 8, 2012	/mlp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  15' Deagle Brand Deagle  49'
February 8, 2013	/mu/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	7-1 L	Deagle Brand Deagle  5'
February 10, 2013	/n/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	4-2 L	Zergface  42', 76'
February 16, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	4-1 L	Zergface  2'
April 5, 2013	/hm/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle  14'
April 6, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
May 4, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
May 10, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	Deagle Brand Deagle  68', 88'
May 12, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
July 19, 2013	/vr/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  17' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  49' Zergface  58'
September 28, 2013	/wsg/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Zergface  12'
November 16, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 L
November 22, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-1 L	Zergface  71'
November 24, 2013	/jp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 L
April 6, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
April 12, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-1 W	Zergface  62', 65', 90+'
April 18, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Zergface  3'
April 20, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	Zergface  45+' Navy Seal Pasta  65'
April 26, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
May 31, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Moist Nugget  77'
June 8, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  34'
July 18, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
July 20, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
July 26, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  12' NEVAHBINDUNBEFO  89'
October 18, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	Zergface  10', 81'
October 24, 2014	/t/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 L	Vining  18'
October 26, 2014	/b/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
November 2, 2014	/d/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	7-1 L	Zergface  26'
April 25, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov  5'
May 1, 2015	/hm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-2 W	Zergface  7', 19' BRRRRRTT  69' Ragnar the Legitimate  90+'
May 8, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Zergface  44' Ragnar the Legitimate  90+'
May 10, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up  6' Zergface  24'
October 23, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1 W	Ivan Chesnokov  51', 57', 88'
October 25, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Zergface  71'
October 31, 2015	/w/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Cosmoline  60' Ivan Chesnokov  70'
November 6, 2015	/v/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov  55'
November 14, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-3 L	Zergface  41' BRRRRRRRTT  67'
February 19, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-1 L
February 21, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 27, 2016	/asp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-6 L
May 7, 2016	/i/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	Zergface  14', 90+3'
May 13, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 L	Ivan Chesnokov  45+2'
May 15, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Zergface  90+2'
October 28, 2016	/trv/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-4 D	Zergface  24', 83' Cheeki Breeki  58' Navy Seal Copypasta  88'
October 30, 2016	/c/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-3 D	Zergface  9', 14' Assault Clipz  90+2'
November 5, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
May 13, 2017	/e/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
May 19, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-5 L	Zergface  2', 34', 45+3', 61'
May 21, 2017	/tv/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Zergface  49'
October 13, 2017	/x/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Moist Nugget  53'
October 14, 2017	/y/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0 W	Moist Nugget  43' Zergface  66'
October 15, 2017	/i/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Deagle Brand Deagle  9' Moist Nugget  80'
October 28, 2017	/co/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L
November 3, 2017	/soc/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	Hickok45  10' Moist Nugget  86'
November 5, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Hickok45  14' Moist Nugget  34'
November 11, 2017	/gd/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage	2-4 L	Zergface  26' ATF  75'
February 17, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	0-4 W	Moist Nugget  15' Hickok45  38', 76' Ian McCollum  69'
February 23, 2018	/tg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	2-4 W	Cheeki Breeki  8' Ian Mccollum  32' Zergface  88' Hickok45  90+3'
February 25, 2018	/tv/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Hickok45  16'
March 3, 2018	/toy/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-1 W	Hickok45  30', 69' Zergface  51'
March 4, 2018	/h/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Finals	0-2 L
July 28, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Cheeki Breeki  90+2'
August 3, 2018	/toy/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
August 5, 2018	/gif/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	6-4 W	Zergface  9', 89' Hickock45  23' Moist Nugget  48', 86' Ian McCollum  54'
August 11, 2018	/b/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	1-0 W	Cosmoline  89'
August 12, 2018	/int/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	4-5 L	Moist Nugget  11', 77', 90+4' Zergface  65'
February 16, 2019	/his/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	1-3 L	Moist Nugget  66'
February 22, 2019	/b/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Zergface  6' That Shoulder Thing that Goes up  25'
February 24, 2019	/tv/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Zergface  77' Moist Nugget  90+5'
May 18, 2019	/adv/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget  50'
May 24, 2019	/r9k/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget  8'
May 26, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Moist Nugget  24'
June 1, 2019	/h/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	0-2 L
July 20, 2019	/i/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-4 L	Moist Nugget  62'
July 26, 2019	/c/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget  70'
July 28, 2019	/s4s/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov  44'
August 3, 2019	/int/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	3-2 W	Zergface  11', 76', 84'
August 4, 2019	/fit/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	4-0 W	Hickok45  8' Moist Nugget  26', 72', 89'
August 4, 2019	/pol/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Semi Finals	1-3 L	Moist Nugget  32'
August 4, 2019	/w/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Match	3-2 W	Moist Nugget  5', 81' Zergface  35'
January 17, 2020	/out/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Hickok45  12' Moist Nugget  69'
January 19, 2020	/diy/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Zergface  12', 64'
January 25, 2020	/f/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Zergface  74'

Invitationals/Other

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 25, 2012	/o/	Trip Cup Quarterfinals	4-0 W	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  17' Deagle Brand Deagle  21' Zergface  58' Moist Nugget  68'
November 25, 2012	/mlp/	Trip Cup Semifinals	2-2 (4-5) L	Zergface  28', 118'
November 25, 2012	/sp/	Trip Cup Third Place Match	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  24' Wound Vectors  42' Zergface  58'
October 12, 2013	/jp/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle  26'
October 12, 2013	/pol/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  54'
October 13, 2013	/int/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	Zergface  62'
July 26, 2014	/ic/	2014 Summer Cup Group Stage Playoff	0-2 L
January 18, 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 25, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Moist Nugget  64'
July 11, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Moist Nugget  62'
July 19, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Ivan Chesnokov  6'
August 21, 2015	/d/	Lark's Madness	2-2 L (3–2 PK)	Ivan Chesnokov  ??', ??'
January 23, 2016	/sci/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	3-0 W	Brian Cox  61' Zergface  67' BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT  82'
January 24, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-1 L	Zergface  81'
January 6, 2017	/mlp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-5 L	Cheeki Breeki  20'
January 15, 2017	/pol/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Cheeki Breeki  30' Zergface  80'
September 29, 2017	/vg/	PESathon	3-0 W	Zergface  29', 80' Assault Clipz  43'
September 29, 2017	/co/	PESathon	1-0 W	Zergface  88'
September 30, 2017	/n/	PESathon	2-4 L	A Magical Place  37' Zergface  53'
November 17, 2017	/sci/	World Wars II Cup II	1-0 W	Zergrush  33' (pen.)
November 17, 2017	/lit/	World Wars II Cup II	2-2 D	Zergrush  12', 29'
November 17, 2017	/int/	World Wars II Cup II	0-0 D
November 19, 2017	/pol/	World Wars II Cup II	0-3 L
November 19, 2017	/out/	World Wars II Cup II	3-1 W	Moist Nugget  5', 27', 65'
January 13, 2018	/an/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Cheeki Breeki  7' Hickok45  73' Zergface  77'
January 21, 2018	/w/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Moist Nugget  19', 51' Ian McCollum  27' Hickok45  41' (freekick)
October 5, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Assault Clips  33'
October 20, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Hoppes No. 9  72'

Goalscorers Table

Player	Goals
Zergface	48
Moist Nugget	17
Deagle Brand Deagle	15
Ivan Chesnokov	9
Hickok45	8
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT	6
AK-47	5
Ruger 9MM	3
Cheeki Breeki	3
Ian McCollum	3
Cosmoline	2
Ragnar The Legitimate	2
Mossberg12Gaug	2
Navy Seal Pasta	2
10MM is best MM	1
Nex Alea	1
Glocknade	1
S&W 38 Revolver	1
NEVABINDUNBEFO	1
Vining	1
The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up	1
ATF	1

Only official matches are counted here.

Rivalries

/k/omandos vs /sp/artans

A rivalry that was first truly realized in the finals of the 2012 Winter Cup. /k/ The People's Team, a group of men from all walks of life. Prior to the finals, /k/ had defeated /sp/ in winners bracket play and three additional times in friendlies. /sp/ finally won a 3-0 shut out in the first leg of the finals but /k/ came back to knock off /sp/ 2-1. /k/'s Heroic run in the finals saw them defeat a team with some of 4chan's most elite players including George Costanza, Messi, and Da Burrs. In the process, /sp/ was once again prevented from winning the cup, and /k/ earned their eternal hate.

Honors

• 2012 4chan Winter Cup: Champions
• Trip Cup: 3rd Place
• 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Goalhorn
• 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best New Anthem
• 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: At least you tried, Worst Music
• 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Worst Music
• 2018 4chan Winter Cup: Most improved team
• 2019 4chan Summer Cup: 3rd Place

Past Logos

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  /k/'s logo after winning the 2012 Winter Cup

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  Another logo used in the old wikidot page

Team Newspaper

/k/ravda is a newspaper made by Miles_Paratus !!IhJa9y3np3I for info about the team and recent 4chan cup events.

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  Issue no. 1 (March 10, 2014)

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  Issue no. 2 (March 22, 2014)

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  Issue no. 3 (April 5, 2014)

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  Issue no. 4 (April 11, 2014)

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  Issue no. 5 (April 14, 2014)

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  Issue no. 6 (April 19, 2014)

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  Issue no. 7 (April 22, 2014)

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  Issue no. 8 (April 27, 2014)

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  Issue no. 9 (April 30, 2014)

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  Issue no. 10 (May 18, 2014)

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  Issue no. 11 (May 21, 2014)

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  Issue no. 12 (May 31, 2014)

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  Issue no. 13 (June 2, 2014)

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  Issue no. 14 (June 7, 2014)

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  Issue no. 15 (June 9, 2014)

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  Issue no. 16 (July 3, 2014)

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  Issue no. 17 (July 4, 2014)

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  Issue no. 18 (July 5, 2014)

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  Issue no. 19 (July 9, 2014)

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  Issue no. 20 (July 16, 2014)

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  Issue no. 21 (July 18, 2014)

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  Issue no. 22 (July 19, 2014)

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  Issue no. 23 (July 21, 2014)

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  Issue no. 24 (July 26, 2014)

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  Issue no. 25 (July 27, 2014)

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  Issue no. 26 (August 4, 2014)

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  Issue no. 27 (September 1, 2014)

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  Issue no. 28 (September 22, 2014)

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  Issue no. 29 (September 26, 2014)

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  Issue no. 30 (October 2, 2014)

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  Issue no. 31 (October 4, 2014)

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  Issue no. 32 (October 6, 2014)

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  Issue no. 33 (October 13, 2014)

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  Issue no. 34 (October 16, 2014)

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  Issue no. 35 (October 17, 2014)

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  Issue no. 36 (October 18, 2014)

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  Issue no. 37 (October 20, 2014)

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  Issue no. 38 (October 23, 2014)

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  Issue no. 39 (October 24, 2014)

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  Issue no. 40 (October 25, 2014)

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  Issue no. 41 (October 29, 2014)

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  Issue no. 42 (October 31, 2014)

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  Issue no. 43 (November 1, 2014)

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  Issue no. 44 (November 9, 2014)

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  Issue no. 45 (January 13, 2015)

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  Issue no. 46 (January 17, 2015)

Older Exports

2018 Winter Friendlies Tactical Export

2018 Winter Friendlies Aesthetics

2018 Winter Friendlies Music (Updated with chants)

2017 Autumn Babby Tactical Export

2017 Autumn Babby Aesthetics Export

2017 Autumn Babby Music Export

/k/ 2017 Spring Babby Export

/k/ 2017 Winter Friendly Export

/k/ Converted PES 17 Aesthetics

Cheeki Breeki Hardbass, Cheeki Breeki Alt Goalhorn

Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by 2011 /a/	Winter Champions 2012 (1st title)	Succeeded by 2012 /int/