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1)
In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love. After years of suffering /u/ finally got a triumphant yuri end in the 2018 4chan Winter Cup, then after a few more hardships got a second elite cup win in the 2020 4chan Summer Cup.
History
- For earlier history: /u/ History
2020 4chan Summer Cup: I lived, bitch
After a disappointing 4th (fourth) Round of 16 exit, /u/ entered the 2020 4chan Summer Cup in Group E with /fa/, the familiar face /wg/ and the very familiar face /his/, a team the /u/nicorns tended to bump into at every occasion in 2017-2018. Said match up with /his/ was the first match, and with a 4th straight victory (2-1 thanks to a Purest Form of Love brace) for the lesbians, it successfully tricked the fans and the cup audience that this would be another relatively dominant but arguably sedate /u/ cup run. However, the fact that Pregnant Anne Frank scored was in fact the harbinger of weird shit to come. And weird shit would come in force in the second match against /fa/, as the fashion autists didn't take kindly /u/'s provocation of playing football in crocs and descended upon the team with great blazing fury. In what would become one the cup's most memorable shellackings, /u/ would suffer a disastrous 2-9 humiliation, with only Feito-chan and Homucifer managing to salvage some charred crumbs of dignity. With an abysmal -6 GD af /u/ was keenly aware that they would be out of the equation in any scenario involving a GD tiebreaker and needed /his/ to win against /wg/ to have the final day be a simple win and in situation. Fortunately, /his/ delivered and /wg/ even managed to get Descartes suspended for the match against /u/. The team needed "only" a win to advance, but morale after the 2-9 debacle was at an all-time low and /wg/ capitalized on that. Taking a leaf off of /fa/'s book, /wg/ put instant and constant pressure and built themselves a 3 goal lead by the 50th minute. Needing 4 goals to advance, the situation for the /u/nicorns was incredibly dire, but then /wg/'s strategy of constant pressure was starting to backfire. With the /wg/ players getting prematurely tired, Homucifer managed a crucial steal in the /wg/ half which resulted in Purest Form of Love putting /u/ on the board, then immediately followed by Befriending and then Purest Form of Love scored again bringing the game level before the 75th minute mark. Still needing a goal to survive, /u/ was helped by /wg/ doubling down on chasing a win to secure themselves, which ended up sealing their fate. /u/ put fresh legs on the pitch late to take advantage of /wg/'s collapsing midfield, and at 85' the miracle happened and Feito-chan put the team ahead. The dying moments of the game were agonizing as /wg/ threw everything they had to try and salvage a draw but things went to a screeching halt when a /wg/ defender shut down a /u/ counter by fouling Feito-chan in their box. Homucifer sank the penalty and confirmed /u/ to the knockouts on an unbelievable comeback from 0-3 to 5-3, setting the record for the biggest comeback resulting in a win. Ironically /his/ would eventually best /fa/ and /u/ would advance on 6 points -4 GD over /fa/ who relegated on 3 points +1 GD, having scored all of their 9 goals against /u/.
The team had barely any time to breath as they've been immediately set up for a Round of 16 match against a very confident /sp/ who had just 9 pointed their group and was hyping up their "weeb annihilation tour". There were reasons to worry about another Round of 16 exit as /sp/ had the best offense of the group stages, and it has been a long time since /u/ appeared as the complete challenger. As it turned out, the team found their footing back and completely shut down the /sp/ergs' attacks, and thanks to a combined effort from Black Sunshine, Feito-chan and Homucifer, the team claimed a controlled 3-0 win. Black Sunshine scoring her 5th career goal was not only a nice match event, but it also set the tone for the massive role non-medals would later play in the cup run. Next up was the quarter-finals and /u/ was to play /his/ AGAIN in the 5th occurrence of what has been officially dubbed "The Siege of Lesbos", although for the first time disputed on /his/' ground. /his/ had looked very convincing and they were determined to finally get a win over /u/ but the lesbians were equally determined to keep this match up going their way. The match quite quickly devolved into a slug fest, /his/ got the opener but Feito-chan soon answered and Homucifer put the team ahead, only for /his/ to equalize on the kickoff. Akkarin got the team ahead again and /his/ answered on the kick off a second time. With no team managing to find a clear lane to the other goal thanks to both keepers doing excellent plays, the game stayed at 3-3 all the way to the end of extra time and it came down to a penalty shootout to decide who would get their ticket to the semi-final. As the entire audience held their breath, /u/ and /his/ took their turns, but when it was Charles II's turn, the inbred retard took a mediocre shot that Madokami was able to read and palm away. That was the one blink that sealed the game; all other strikers got it in the net and it was was poetically Science Babies, who got /u/ their first star in a penalty shootout, that confirmed /u/ for the semi final. Next, /u/ faced /out/ in the semi, and the Yuru Camp themed match meant that a lot of Nadeshiko's beloved broken spaghetti ended up spilled, with defensive blunders allowing /out/ to be ahead by 2 at 60', but the /u/nicorns had seen worse. Like against /wg/, Purest Form of Love initiated the comeback, followed by ERNESTAAAAAAA channeling her white hot hatred into an equalizing header. The game got very tense with both teams managing breakaway plays until /out/'s This is What We Wear In Germany tried to intercept a lobbed throughball to Homucifer by taking an incomprehensible and hilarious dive which left Homucifer unchallenged to easily put /u/ ahead and the match ended 3-2. /u/ was now to play their 4th elite cup final with a chance at being the 3rd team with 2 stars, and as luck would have it, /u/'s sister team /c/ would be waiting for them on the pitch.
With a dream match up in the final, the team proudly set foot on the Konami stadium for the fourth time, but under the pleasant atmosphere and the joyful special anthems, both teams had nothing else in mind but claiming the cup for themselves, and a kick off blunder that almost became an early goal for /c/ showed very clearly that in this match any mistake could seal to deal. /u/ got first blood at 24' with Demon Dork scoring off a cross from the right wing, a tactic /u/ had used and abused this cup. This lead lasted until 38' when Yui managed to sneak a goal past a very narrow angle to bring the game level at the half. As the second half unfold under breathtaking tension, stamina started to play a very crucial role; after a Feito-chan goal at 63', a very tired Befriending got dispossessed in the /u/ half allowing Do It For Her to equalize the game again at 72'. Things were not looking great, /c/ was surging and was relentlessly besieging /u/'s net and while the defenders managed to keep things under control, the team had all the trouble in the world in mounting a convincing attack with Befriending becoming increasingly exhausted. Regulation ended at 2-2 and going into extra time, /c/ started having stamina issues too, with their prime set-up player, Do It For Her, being completely out of steam. With both teams essentially deprived of their offense and becoming easy prey for the opposing defenders, the star looked poised to be decided on another penalty shootout. Five minutes away from the final whistle, /c/ kept assaulting /u/'s box but their front players were too tired and /u/'s backline kept defusing their attacks, culminating with a very off target header by a completely gassed Do It For Her. Gifted a free clearance, /u/ had this one last attack to end it before penalties...and this is where Befriending, despite her complete exhaustion, managed one final heroic push on the wing, then caught a weak clearance and passed it to Akkarin, of all players, wide open in the box and the former medal sank the victorious goal right on the dot of 120'.
- " It's gonna come down to the wire, Akkarin...AKKARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!! THE CLASSIC /U/ PLAYER WILL TAKE THIS CUP FOR THEM! "
- — DrBorisG !!uWmnP2zIyZF
- — DrBorisG !!uWmnP2zIyZF
With a second lily on their crest, a fourth top 2 overall, and a whole sweep of auties awards, /u/ now stands as the highest finishing team in the cup...and are determined to not spoon the next cup they are hosting. But before that happens, the team has a lot of "locker room celebration" to enjoy.
Players
- Main Article: /u/ roster
- Old rosters: /u/ Historical Rosters
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The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)
Music Corner
Main Music
Opponent-Specific Music
/a/
Anthem: Hectopascal
Goalhorn: Garasu no Hanzono
Victory anthem: Fly Me to the Star (MayaKuro version)
Nanofate horn: Eternal Blaze
/an/
Anthem: Kimi no Rhapsody
Goalhorn: Youkoso Japari Park e
Victory anthem: Ano Mori de Matteru (full)
/c/
Anthem: Yes! Yuyuyu☆Yuruyuri♪♪
Goalhorn: Butterfly Effector
Victory anthem: Happy Happy Friends
/e/
Anthem: Overdrive
Goalhorn: Break Your World
Victory anthem: Passionate Squall
/h/
Anthem: Junshin na Hana Uranai
Goalhorn: Blue Bud Blue
Victory anthem: Shōjo Sect ~ Innocent Lovers ~ Opening Theme
/his/
Anthem: Pastel Pure - Tranquilite Version
Goalhorn: Youen Naru Kizuna no Hibiki
Victory anthem: Katyusha - Girls Und Panzer
Homucifer horn: Magia (German Cover)
Nanofate horn: Eternal Blaze - Orchestral Version
/jp/
Anthem: Let's Pop Together
Goalhorn: Magnet
Victory anthem: Flowering Night (Violin & Piano)
/k/
Anthem: Aviamarch
Goalhorn: Crazy Psycho Lesbian
Victory anthem: More One Night
Homucifer horn: Absolute Configuration
/lit/
Anthem: Pastel Pure - Lyric Reading
Goalhorn: Shukufuku no Kaze
Victory anthem: Sonata Blue
Homucifer horn: Magia - Piano
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition - Piano
/m/
Anthem: Saikyo Yuusha Robo Gundan Ladies
Goalhorn: Seigi wo Shinjite, Nigiri Shimete
Victory anthem: Utsukushi Kereba Sore De Ii
Black Sunshine horn: Waikyou Shenshou Jing
Nanofate horn: Hoshizora No Spica
/o/
Anthem: Diesel Dykes o'Dixie
Goalhorn: Agony Eurobeat Remix
Victory anthem: Won(*3*)Chu KissMe! (Deleta Eurobeat Mix)
Homucifer horn: Magia (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)
/out/
Anthem: Koro wa Doko
Goalhorn: Natsuiro Present
Victory anthem: Shiny Days
/pol/
Anthem: Erica - Strike Witches
Goalhorn: Cross the Line
Victory anthem: The Other Side of the Wall
Homucifer horn: Magia (German Cover)
/v/
Anthem: Digital Drive
Goalhorn: Brawl Breaks
Victory anthem: Tomorrow Is Mine
Homucifer horn: Quick and Victory
Nanofate horn: Romancers' Neo
/vr/
Anthem: Ohtori Gauken Kouka
Goalhorn: Agony Kotoko 8bit
Victory anthem: Initial Velocity
Akarin horn: Daijiken 8bit
Black Sunshine horn: Exterminate 8bit
Homucifer horn: Magia 8bit
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition 8bit
/vrpg/
Anthem: Ryuusei no Bifrost
Goalhorn: Malicious Roses
Victory anthem: Embrick track 4
/x/
Anthem: Otome no Kimochi
Goalhorn: Kesaran Pasaran
Victory anthem: Shirojo
Homucifer horn: Magia Mindfuck Remix
Tournament History
| Competition | Win | Tie | Loss | End result | Notes |
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 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
0 | 1 | 2 | Group stage | |
 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1 | 0 | 1 | Group stage | Promoted due to Dragongate |
 2013 4chan Summer Cup |
2 | 1 | 1 | Ro16 | |
 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
3 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | Promoted |
 2014 4chan Summer Cup |
3 | 1 | 1 | Quarter final | |
 2015 4chan Winter Cup |
2 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | |
 2015 4chan Summer Cup |
3 | 0 | 2 | Quarter final | >4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row |
 2016 4chan Winter Cup |
5 | 1 | 1 | Runner up | Quaterfinal curse broken |
 2016 4chan Summer Cup |
0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
4 | 1 | 2 | 3rd place | Promoted |
 2017 4chan Winter Cup |
1 | 1 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1 | 1 | 2 | Ro16 | Promoted |
 2017 4chan Summer Cup |
5 | 1 | 1 | Runner up | >TWO FINALS LOST |
 2018 4chan Winter Cup |
6 | 0 | 1 | Champions | AT LAST |
 2018 4chan Summer Cup |
0 | 0 | 3 | >32nd | Relegated with the spoon |
 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
3 | 0 | 1 | Ro16 | 9 point mustard race and curse |
 2019 4chan Winter Cup |
3 | 0 | 1 | Ro16 | 9 point mustard race and curse AGAIN |
 2019 4chan Summer Cup |
1 | 1 | 2 | Ro16 | |
 2020 4chan Winter Cup |
2 | 0 | 2 | Ro16 | >another fucking Ro16 exit |
 2020 4chan Summer Cup |
6 | 0 | 1 | Champions | TWO LILIES |
Match History
- For earlier match history: /u/ Match History
Official Matches
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| January 17, 2020 |  /mu/
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2020 4chan Winter Cup Group D
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3–1 W | Homucifer  2'Purest Form of Love 6', 11'
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| January 19, 2020 |  /fit/
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2020 4chan Winter Cup Group D
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2–0 W | Purest Form of Love 21' Homucifer 82'
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| January 25, 2020 | /lit/
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2020 4chan Winter Cup Group D
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2–6 L | Feito-chan 45+0' Purest Form of Love 49'
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| February 1, 2020 |  /toy/
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2020 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
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0–1 L | |
| July 18, 2020 | /his/
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2020 4chan Summer Cup Group F
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2–1 W | Purest Form of Love 4', 61'
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| July 24, 2020 |  /fa/
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2020 4chan Summer Cup Group F
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2–9 L | Homucifer 45+2' Feito-chan 73'
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| July 26, 2020 |  /wg/
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2020 4chan Summer Cup Group F
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5–3 W | Purest Form of Love 56', 72' Befriending 60'Feito-chan 85'Homucifer 90+2' (pen.)
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| August 1, 2020 |  /sp/
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2020 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16
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3–0 W | Black Sunshine 45+1' Feito-chan 50'Homucifer 75'
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| August 2, 2020 | /his/
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2020 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals
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3–3 (5–4 PK) W | Feito-chan 56' Homucifer 70'Akkarin 80'
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| August 2, 2020 | /out/
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2020 4chan Summer Cup Semifinals
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3–2 W | Purest Form of Love 62' ERNESTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 73'Homucifer 78'
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| August 2, 2020 | /c/
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2020 4chan Summer Cup Final
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3–2 W | Demon Dork 24' Feito-chan 63'Akkarin 120'
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Goalscoring Hall of Fame
| Player | As Non Medal | As Bronze Medal | As Silver Medal | As Gold Medal |
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| Homucifer | - | - | 7 | 76 |
| Purest Form of Love | - | - | 2 | 46 |
| Teru Time | 0 | 1 | 20 | - |
| Akkarin | 2 | 1 | 16 | - |
| Befriending | 2 | 2 | 7 | 3 |
| Feito-chan | 1 | 3 | 7 | - |
| Black Sunshine | 5 | - | - | - |
| G/u/ardians | 0 | 2 | - | - |
| Metall/u/rgy | 2 | - | - | - |
| Fingering For World Peace | 2 | - | - | - |
| Macarons | 2 | - | - | - |
| Demon Dork | 1 | - | - | - |
| ERNESTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! | 1 | - | - | - |
| Low Impact Consensual Cuddling | 1 | - | - | - |
| Kuma Shock | 1 | - | - | - |
| Ayayayaya | 1 | - | - | - |
| Erica Hartmann | 0 | 1 | - | - |
| But We're Both Girls | 1 | - | - | - |
| Own goal | 1 | 0 | - | - |
Honors
Team
Weeabowl: Champions
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Champions
Kurisumasu Cup IV: Champions
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Champions
Individual
2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer
2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer
2019 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
2020 Summer Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
Auties awards
2016 4chan Winter Cup: Match of the Tournament
2016 4chan Winter Cup: Player of the Tournament
2017 4chan Winter Cup: At Least You Tried
2017 4chan Winter Cup: Best Kits
2017 4chan Winter Cup: Best Models
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Kits
2017 4chan Summer Cup: Best Models
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Team of the Tournament
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Best Kits
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Best Overall Aesthetics
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Best Managers
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Match of the Tournament
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Best Music
2018 4chan Summer Cup: Least Improved
2018 4chan Summer Cup: Best Overall Aesthetics
2018 4chan Summer Cup: Biggest Upset
2019 4chan Winter Cup: Biggest Upset
2019 4chan Summer Cup: Best New Model
2019 4chan Summer Cup: Best Overall Aesthetics
2020 4chan Winter Cup: Best Chant
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Team of the Tournament
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Most exciting team
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Overall Aesthetics
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Overall Music
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Fans
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Chant
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Overall Chants
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Match of the Tournament
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Biggest Upset
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Goal of the Tournament
Rivalries
 /a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl |
/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old. |
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 /c/ - The Purity Derby |
Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win. After even longer apart, this match became a Elite Cup Final, won by /u/ at the very death. |
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 /y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl |
Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/, one friendly win by /u/ and one official match win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult. |
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 /lit/ - The Classyb Owl |
A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met twice, first in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1. Their second meeting, in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, was much less classy; the match ended with a 6-2 blowout in /lit/'s favor. |
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 /his/ - The Siege of Lesbos |
A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. These teams have met five times, and every time one of the two would end up in that cup's finals. The walls of Lesbos still stand. |
| 5-0-0 |
Mascot
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Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament. |
| Sealdoka |
Gallery
Macaron Press 30th August 2013
The team that got the COVETED third place trophy in Autumn 2016.
>The absolute state of /u/
Winter 2018 champions!
The team that brought /u/ their first star
And the team that brought /u/ their second star
ERNESTAAAAAAA-wait you're not Ernesta
BEFRIENDING by Anonymous
Resources
Autumn 18 Preliminary Tactical Export
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| Elite Cups | ||
| Preceded by 2017 /fit/
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Winter Champions 2018 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2019 /gd/ 
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| Preceded by 2019 /cm/ 
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Summer Champions 2020 (2nd title) |
Incumbent |
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