/bant/

/bant/
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Founded 1 April 2018 Manager Bantanna Owner Mayor Simon IRL manager BIG PLANS !Im35/FuKeU Team colors Chat color 3c65a7 Banter Blue Ranking 43 ( 5) Highest rank 19 (August 2018) Lowest rank 52 (August 2019) Top scorer Leaf Girl (25) Top assister Queen (13) Captain Leaf Girl Website /bant/ - International/Random Nickname /bant/its, /bant/elopes Home ground ImpTrash Dump
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 10 11 15 36 27.78%
GF GA GD 54 65 -11
Biggest win /g/  0–4  /bant/ 18 May 2018 Biggest defeat /bant/  1–6  /tg/ 4 August 2018 First match /gif/  1–2  /bant/ 28 April 2018
Elite Cup Appearances 2 (First in 2018 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 15th, 2018 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 5 (First in 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 15th, 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem It Was Just Banter Victory Anthem THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST Goal horn Megadeth - Duke Nukem Theme (start at 0:09) Leaf Girl Horn O CANADA Leaf Girl Brace+ Oh, Canada~ (Start at 0:36) Queen Horn Fags singing a song about Cirno
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit

A containment board for a containment board, /bant/ is one of the freshest divegrass teams in the 4chan Cup.
Can you handle their sick /bant/z?

Current Roster

Main Article: /bant/ Roster.

No. Position Player 1   GK Flag of /bant/ 8   LB Alzheimers 5   CB Kot 3   CB The Fishe 2   CB Morning Leader 4   RB Aussie Girl 7   CMF Bat Loli 10   CMF BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS 6   RMF Borche 9   SS Queen 11   CF Leaf Girl

No. Position Player 12   GK Happy Lizard 13   LB Happy Day 14   LB Isle of Manlet 15   CB Simon 16   CB Bantanna 17   CB Suiseiseki 18   RB Bant Plant 19   RB >romania 20   CMF Redpilled Haircuts 21   CMF Le Dank Forced Face™ 22   CMF Okay, real talk 23   CMF Icecream Girl

Match History

Official

2018

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Qualifier Stage	/gif/	1-2 W	Queen  39' Alzheimers  51' Borche  82'	April 28, 2018
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Qualifier Stage	/aco/	0-1 L	Egge  48' Borche  71'	April 28, 2018
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Qualifier Stage	/3/	2-1 L	Leaf Girl  18'	April 28, 2018
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/ck/	4-0 L	Borche  49'	May 6, 2018
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/po/	2-0 W	Queen  11, 19'	May 12, 2018
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/g/	0-4 W	Alzheimers  43, 45+3' Burdo  66' LEAF GIRL  90+4'	May 18, 2018
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/o/	1-1 D (W)	Alzheimers  31'	May 20, 2018
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Round of 16	/soc/	3-1 L	Borche  30' Leaf Girl  32'	May 26, 2018
2018 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage	/an/	0-2 W	Leaf Girl  29, 63' Aussie Girl  66'	July 27, 2018
2018 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage	/fa/	1-2 W	Leaf Girl  29' Queen  39'	July 29, 2018
2018 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage	/tg/	1-6 L	Leaf Girl  82' Borche  66'	August 4, 2018
2018 4chan Summer Cup	Round of 16	/sp/	0-2 L		August 11, 2018

2019

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
2019 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage	/biz/	2-4 L	Queen  30' Leaf Girl  56'	February 15, 2019
2019 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage	/vg/	5-1 L	Leaf Girl  24' Alzheimers  82'	February 17, 2019
2019 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage	/vp/	2-4 L	the fishe  15' Leaf Girl  85'	February 23, 2019
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/a/	2-2 D	Bat Loli  18, 90+0'	May 18, 2019
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/jp/	0-0 D		May 24, 2019
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/diy/	1-2 L	Okay, Real Talk  85'	May 26, 2019
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Qualifiers	/tv/	2-0 W	Leaf Girl  85' >romania  90+2'	October 11, 2019
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Qualifiers	/a/	3-1 W	Queen  34', 53', 90+0'	October 12, 2019
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Qualifiers	/p/	3-4 W	Queen  7', 35', 45+1' Leaf Girl  71'	October 13, 2019
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/b/	1-1 D	Leaf Girl  51'	October 25, 2019
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/wsg/	1-3 L	Deal with it  45+2'	October 27, 2019
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/s4s/	3-3 D	Leaf Girl  48' Borche  53' Blow it Out your Ass  90+0' Morning Leader  13'	November 2, 2019

2020

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Qualifiers	/a/	0-1 L	Morning Leader  72'	April 11, 2020
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Qualifiers	/n/	1-1 D	Queen  79' Aussie Girl  82'	April 12, 2020
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Qualifiers	/adv/	3-0 W	Queen  20' Leaf Girl  44', 56'	April 12, 2020
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/diy/	1-1 D	Leaf Girl  77'	April 24, 2020
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/asp/	1-2 L	Leaf Girl  72'	April 26, 2020
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/k/	1-1 D	Leaf Girl  61'	May 2, 2020
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/w/	2-2 D	Borche  75' Leaf Girl  85'	October 23, 2020
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/mu/	1-1 D	Leaf Girl  35'	October 25, 2020
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/v/	0-1 L	Bat Loli  29'	October 31, 2020

2021

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
2021 4chan World Cup	Group Stage	/out/	1-2 L	Leaf Girl  20'	July 9, 2021
2021 4chan World Cup	Group Stage	/diy/	2-1 W	Borche  24' BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS  75'	July 17, 2021
2021 4chan World Cup	Group Stage	/t/	3-3 D	Leaf Girl  34', 69', 90+5'	July 25, 2021

Unofficial

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
PESathon	PESathon	/s4s/	2-1 W	Leaf Girl  63'  79'	September 29th, 2017
PESathon	PESathon	/po/	0-1 L	Rooki  7'	September 29th, 2017
Omegacup 2017	Omegacup 2017	/ck/	1-1 (2-4) L	Leaf Girl  72' Bant Plant  74' Aussie Girl  77'	December 12th, 2017
2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	/r9k/	1-4 W	Leaf Girl  25', 49', 58' Queen  34' Simon  71' Aussie Girl  90+3'	January 20th, 2018
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	/s4s/	0-0 (3-4) W	Morning Leader Simon The Fishe Toothepaste Kagari Blow it out your Ass	September 28th, 2018
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	/int/	5-4 W	Leaf Girl  29', 75' Queen  55', 72' Aussie Girl  90+4'	September 29th, 2018
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	/aco/	0-1 L		September 30th, 2018

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Tie	Loss	Final Placement	Status
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	0	2	Third Place	Promoted to MEGABABBY
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2	1	2	15th Place	PROMOTED TO ELITES
2018 4chan Summer Cup	2	0	2	15th Place	MUSCULAR AND NEVER RELEGATED
2019 4chan Winter Cup	0	0	3	Wooden Spoon	oof
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	2	1	23rd Place	Banter of Banter.
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3	0	0	2nd Place	The Return Begins!
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	2	1	25th Place	The Return Ends!
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	1	1	4th Place
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	2	1	24th Place	>same outcome as with last spring
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	2	1	26th Place
2021 4chan World Cup	1	1	1	34th Place	>relegated on h2h

Team History

2018

The Beginning & The 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers

On May 21, 2017, four individuals poked their heads into a thread on /bant/, Q2 !!dqVfJ/UWfpF, Grill !!u8ODbK/RIz+, Niner !!CirnoTm38w and EternalFlip !!57l0cbOWbkI, and later onto a PiratePad document, and the 4chan Cup would never be remain the same. Scraping together a plethora of fresh new memes and beloved characters from around /bant/, the four set out to prepare for entry in Spring of 2018.

Unfortunately, the fated four was not to last. Q2 !!dqVfJ/UWfpF and Niner !!CirnoTm38w dropped out due to life issues early within the project. However, board interest was sufficient enough to justify /bant/'s entry into the 4chan Cup, so not all was bad.

As the roster grew and memes develop, /bant/ was confirmed on April Fools Day 2018, and was granted entry into the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup, along autopiloted teams like /t/, /3/, /gif/ and fellow newcomer /aco/.

First up was /gif/, both team managers all newcomers to the Cup. Our Lovely Queen scored an early lead from a penalty kick, however, /gif/'s offense was undeterred, and /gif/'s JAV scored on Cockeyes, totalling it up to 1-1. Luckily for the upstarts, Alzheimer's finally remembered how to score and struck, bringing up the scores to 1-2. /bant/'s defense, pulling out the stops to retain this score, succeeded, and /bant/ secures her very first win on her very first match!

Next on the block is fellow newcomer /aco/, despite a pressuring offense, /bant/ made sure the pooftahs fucked off all in the first half, but /aco/'s defense was too sturdy for anyone in /bant/ to get anything in. However it started to go downhill in the second half, with Xenophilia failing to fuck off and scoring, giving /aco/ an lead, 0-1. With little time to rest, /bant/ is immediately paired up with /3/, so far undefeated. /bant/ is under immense pressure. They must either win, draw or lose by 1 to be confirmed for the Megababby, unfortunately Borche got his second yellow card and is thus suspended. However /bant/'s hopes are realized after Leaf Girl scores her first official goal, bringing it up to 0-1, but is immediately answered by /3/, and the future looks bleak as /3/ scores once more, 2-1. However, /bant/ held in there, and despite the loss, /bant/ was confirmed for the Spring Megababby due to /aco/'s dead GD.

The 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup

With /bant/ out of the Qualifiers, it was time for their entry into the cup proper. First up is /ck/, a team only remembered for their owngoals and excellent blenders.

But unfortunately this isn't 2017. With /o/ fallen to /ck/ previously and /ck/ already warmed up, things went terribly for the upstart /bant/, and the team was sent packing at a whopping 4-0. With -4 in the hole in GD, /bant/ can't back out now; and it was back to the drawing board to prepare for next week's games; all the while desperately searching for new talent.

On the week of May 7, the team had picked up their first dedicated tester, and their suggestions and help paid off well. With new memetic tactics in their service, /bant/ prepared to go up against /po/. Practice on the field and testing tactics paid off well, and Toothpaste Kagari and Queen showed their wings as a result, with Queen scoring twice in the first half, and the defense and Kagari breaking every /po/ printer offense that came their way, and /bant/ secured their first win in the Babby Cup, killing off /po/ and securing their place in the Babbys!

Fresh off their first true victory against /po/, the managers and tester got right back to work preparing against /g/, the favorite to win with /bant/ as the underdog. However, despite mounting pressure from /g/, the team held firm, and Alzheimers remembered he was a GOD, and earned a beautiful Brace for /bant/, and right after the half, with /g/'s stamina shot, Burdo got his time to shine with his first goal, and our Captain Leaf Girl made a beautiful finishing header at 90+4 to secure /bant/'s safety! With 6 points on the board and a positive goal difference, the path looks exponentially clear for /bant/ to unironically reach the Elites on their very first Babby Cup. Although it wasn't /o/'s year yet, they were the final obstacle against securing /bant/'s path to the elite. With /ck/ soundly defeated at the hands of /g/, /bant/ must win or draw to qualify for summer; and by God, they did it. With Alzheimer's scoring a goal but Miata answering, /bant/ successfully held out against /o/'s onslaught, and ended the match at 1-1, securing /bant/'s draw(win) and wonderfully qualifying /bant/'s spot in the Summer Elites!

With /bant/ safely in the elites, their toughest challenge on the horizon was /soc/, who dominated their group, and it was clear it wasn't for show. /soc/ managed to score early but things were going to plan, and /bant/ planned to punish the /soc/ialites for their early gegenpress push. But then the stream and game crashed, the conditions were reset and /bant/'s strategy went out the window and /bant/'s Round of 16 ended early due to rigging of the highest tier at 3-1.

With a bitter, undeserved defeat at the hands of /soc/ behind them, Team /bant/ walked away, heads held high for the Summer Elites; which was the true achievement of this cup.

/bant/'s Elite Debut (Summer 2018)

Reinvigorated by their promotion, /bant/ came out swinging in their first Elite Debut against /an/, and despite Leaf Girl feeling down, she was able to fire off a shot, giving /bant/ an early lead and setting up a crippling goal siege, keeping /an/ well locked down and maintaining pressure with a flurry of strikes from the field. Captain Leaf Girl did not let her poor condition restrain her, and easily muscled /an/'s defenders out of the way and scored again, leaving the team sitting pretty at 0-2. And despite Aussie Girl remembering the Emu War with a undeserved yellow card, /bant/'s beginning in the elites worked out in their favor, and the team secured their first Elite win on their very first game!

After a day's break, /bant/ prepared themselves for their most important match of the day against /fa/. A win gets them through. Fears were realized among /bant/'s fans as /fa/cist /fa/shionista Fuccboi scores early; however, /bant/ set up their elite siege, and Leaf Girl equalizes after a beautiful volley, and Queen follows up about 10 minutes later with another slaying strike. /fa/ attempted to put pressure on /ourteam/ but the two defenders at the back were simply too much, and /bant/ held out. Come 90 minutes despite a last desperate /fa/ offense, it was over. /bant/ had won and became the first team to secure their place in the Round of 16 and the Winter Elites!

However, the worst was to come in their match against /tg/. Inheriting a cursed stadium from /pol/ and up against the most superstitious team in the cup, and it showed. /bant/'s defense was slaughtered by /tg/'s Orks and left in a thick line of cocaine, losing by 5 in a humiliating 1 - 6.

Powerhouse /sp/ held nothing back in their Round of 16 match against /bant/, and the numbers were against the upstarts, and despite a spaghetti first half, /sp/ broke through /bant/'s defense and ended /bant/'s Round of 16 early 0 - 2.

Despite the losses, /bant/ had much to be proud of. They were in the 2019 Winter Elites, no doubt about it, and the team had time to rest for six months, they left the stadium, with only a line of cocaine from last night with /tg/ as a note.

2019

The 2019 Winter Elites

Unfortunately for the upstart nuevo elites, this is where it all falls apart, /bant/'s favorite 2-6-2 had a longball chink in their armor, along with PES 16 having poor AI defenders, allowing /biz/ and /vg/ victories over our struggling heroes, ultimately relegating them for the near-certain future. There's a slight glimmer of hope on the horizon, but it is only a glimmer, and /bant/'s future in the Elites is looking very grim, indeed.
And grim it was. Bottoming out against /vp/ at a 2-4, ending their group and ultimately spooning the Winter Elites with no wins and a mere five goals.
Banter of banter; all is banter.

The 2019 Spring Babby Cup

Thoroughly humbled by the Wooden Spoon, the /bant/its prepare themselves to crawl back to the top. And it's the newest team in the cup, versus the oldest team in the cup for their first match, /a/. Isekai'd early on by Truck-kun, /bant/ brought on signature /bant/er by scoring via Bat Loli corner meme. And when it dragged on forever, struggling to keep up with /a/'s aggression and superior control, Bat Loli came through once more with a diving header from the corner, drawing (read: winning) against /a/ at the last minute.
Next however, was the biggest (moral) challenge yet. The only team with a (unjustified) claim on >our Queen, /jp/, which turned out to be a total slurpfest of 0-0, with The Queen's fate being unknown.

/bant/'s fight for the Babbys would finally come to an end against /diy/, and despite Okay, Real Talk getting a goal, /diy/'s MacGyver made a win out of a fishe and a Leaf, and /bant/'s run in the Babbys flopped with a 1-2 loss.

Player Hall of Fame

Only official matches are reflected in the below tables. Updated 26 July 2021.

Player Goals	As Non Medal	As Bronze Medal	As Silver Medal	As Gold Medal
Leaf Girl	-	-	-	25
Queen	-	-	4	13
Bat Loli	-	-	2	-
Blow It Out Your Ass	-	-	2	-
Alzheimers	-	4	-	-
Burdo	1	-	-	-
the fishe	1	-	-	-
Okay, Real Talk	1	-	-	-
>romania	1	-	-	-
Borche	3	-	-	-

Hall of Shame	Yellow Cards	Red Cards	Own Goals
Borche	5	-	-
Aussie Girl	2	-	-
Morning Leader	2	-	-
Egge	1	-	-
Alzheimers	1	-	-
Kot	1	-	-
Bat Loli	1	-	-
Simon	-	-	1

Team Gallery

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  The grim reminder of what was coming.
  -EternalFlip

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  Summer 2018, here we come.
  -EternalFlip

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  /bant/'s (old) five medals, clockwise: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, Borche, Queen, Alzheimers, Leaf Girl.
  -Cydure

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  /bant/'s current medal players, clockwise: Leaf Girl, Queen, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS,
  Bat Loli, Alzheimers
  -Pokumofu

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  The Queen returns.
  -EternalFlip

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  ImpTrash Dump, formerly /new/remberg, which cursed the team in continuity of the previous owners.

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  Frogposters & /bant/ilopes full version of the propaganda film that was cut down into a crude HYP video

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  2019 Winter Cup Promo

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  bear giving the /bant/ the hype (1/3) - Phillipines

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  bear giving the /bant/ the hype (2/3) - Phillipines

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  bear giving the /bant/ the hype (3/3) - Phillipines

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  /bant/ team aesthetics in the age of PES 16/17

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  Bat Loli holding the team banner - Pokumofu

Accolades

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  Wooden Spoon
  Last Place "Award"
  2019 4chan Winter Cup
  24 February, 2019

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  Spaghetti of the Tournament:
  Awarded to /bant/ and /wsg/
  Trading Own Goals
  27 October, 2019

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  Least Improved Team
  2019 4chan Winter Cup
  3 March, 2019

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  Goal of the Tournament:
  Awarded to Alzheimers
  Knuckle Shot vs /g/
  18 May, 2018

Contact

If you have an interest in helping the team, please contact us.
Team Discord: Link
Individual Contact Info: Contact

Exports

Old exports are posted on the talk page.
Tactics:
Aesthetics: AET
Music: Rigdio