/hr/

/hr/
High Resolution Stalking.
/hr/ - High Resolution
Founded July 22, 2012 Owner Ron Galella IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color FB9400 Orange Ranking 56 ( 1) Highest rank 2 (August 4, 2014) Lowest rank 60 (5 May 2019) Top scorer Taylor Swift, Emma Watson (28) Top assister Emma Watson (10) Captain Emma Watson Website /hr/ - High Resolution Nickname High Rollers.
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 18 8 21 47 38.3%
GF GA GD 73 81 -8
Biggest win /s/  1–4  /hr/ Oct. 13, 2012 Biggest defeat /po/  4–0  /hr/ April 7, 2013 First match /r9k/  1–1  /hr/ Sep. 2, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 4 (First in 2014 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 2nd, 2014 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 4 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 3rd, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Def Leppard - Photograph Goal horn Duran Duran – Girls on Film Alternate goal horn The Odreal – Emma Watson Song (For Emma Watson goals)
Kits
Home kit Away kit

If you want to discuss the team, please use the talk page.

Founded in time for the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup, /hr/ is a team that celebrates 4chan coming as close as it ever will to caring about celebrity culture: looking at very high resolution pictures of scantily-clad celebrity women. The team embodies High Resolution Stalking at it's finest. Since their 2nd place performance in Summer 2014, /hr/ has not been able to match that level of success. Most recently, they failed to advance from the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup, finishing 27th.

Players

Main Article: /hr/ Roster.

No. Position Player 99   GK /cel/ 11   CB Astronomy 22   CB Emma Stone 23   LB Food Porn 25   RB Movie Posters 6   DMF Nugu 1   CMF >Our Girl 33   LMF Smirkfu 24   RMF Lord Taengoo 8   CF Emma Watson 13   CF Taylor Swift

No. Position Player 14   GK Landscape 15   GK Cityscape 2   CB User Was Warned 4   CB Transportation Pics 16   CB Wind Blown Hair 17   RB Autosage 21   RB Saoirse Ronan 32   LB Vagina Closeups 89   LB Jun Breasts 10   DMF >1000x1000 90   DMF Yoona Spammer 28   LMF Bully My Dick

Results

As a consequence of the Dragongate controversy, a number of results have been vacated or altered. Those matches marked in Gray have been voided, regardless of the original result.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Notes
September 2, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Celeb Threads 49'
September 22, 2012	/fa/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
September 29, 2012	/ic/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
October 13, 2012	/o/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-0 L
October 13, 2012	/s/	Group Stage ABC2012	4-1 W	Celeb Threads 25', 59', 70' Not /r/ 80'
October 29, 2012	/tv/	Group Stage ABC2012	3-0 L
December 15, 2012	/adv/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
April 7, 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 L		Dead team. RIPIP.
April 12, 2012	/y/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Celeb Threads 38' Taylor Swift 80'
May 4, 2013	/trv/	Group Stage SBC2013	3-2 L	Emma Watson  33' Taylor Swift 60'	DrBorisG's first game as manager
May 10, 2013	/ic/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-1 D	Emma Watson  11'
May 12, 2013	/d/	Group Stage SBC2013	4-2 L	Emma Watson  25', 28'
July 20, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Bully My Dick  9' Emma Watson 45+', 57' >700x700 87'	Yutz's first game as manager
July 21, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Taylor Swift  24'
September 28, 2013	/f/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Emma Watson 42'
October 5, 2013	/int/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 W	Emma Watson  26', 72' Taylor Swift 44'
November 16, 2012	/s/	Group Stage ABC2013	2-2 D	Emma Watson  61' Taylor Swift 73'
November 22, 2014	/tv/	Group Stage ABC2013	2-1 W	Taylor Swift  23', 90+'
November 24, 2013	/gif/	Group Stage ABC2013	3-3 D	Taylor Swift 8' Emma Watson 17', 21'
November 30, 2013	/cgl/	Round of 16 ABC2013	3-1 W	Taylor Swift  5', 60' Emma Watson 32'
December 1, 2013	/lgbt/	Quarter Finals ABC2013	2-1 W	Taylor Swift  20' Slutty Bisexual  85'
December 1, 2013	/fa/	Semi Finals ABC2013	2-2 L (4-5 PKs)	Taylor Swift  12' Emma Watson  60'	Lost in PKs when 3 Gallons Per Tit had a shot blocked
December 1, 2013	/pol/	Third Place Match ABC2013	3-0 W	Emma Watson  17' Taylor Swift  39', 58'
January 18, 2014	/r9k/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 25, 2014	/jp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-3 L		Rigged. DrBorisG used the wrong /jp/ preset.
February 15, 2014	/b/	Group Stage WC2014	1-0 W	Haunted Areum  11'
February 21, 2014	/an/	Group Stage WC2014	1-3 L	Emma Watson  26'
February 23, 2014	/soc/	Group Stage WC2014	2-4 L	Emma Watson  47' Taylor Swift  56'
April 4, 2014	/o/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-0 W	Haunted Areum  49'
April 6, 2014	/tv/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-1 D	Haunted Areum  85'
April 12, 2014	/vr/	Group Stage SBC2014	3-2 W	Taylor Swift  28', 90+' (pen.) Emma Watson  62'
April 19, 2014	/s4s/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-2 L	>1000x1000  53'
April 19, 2014	/u/	Round of 16 SBC2014	1-3 L	Emma Watson  55'
July 19, 2014	/cgl/	Group Stage SC2014	3-0 W	Haunted Areum  12' Emma Watson  51' >1000x1000  62'
July 25, 2014	/u/	Group Stage SC2014	0-1 L
July 27, 2014	/a/	Group Stage SC2014	1-1 D	Emma Watson  49'
August 2, 2014	/toy/	Round of 16 SC2014	1-1 W (8-7 PKs)	Taylor Swift  45+'	won Theb Elt
August 3, 2014	/h/	Quarter Finals SC2014	2-1 W	Taylor Swift  43' Emma Watson  81'
August 3, 2014	/x/	Semi Finals SC2014	2-1 W	Emma Watson  25' Taylor Swift  73'
August 3, 2014	/mu/	Final SC2014	0-2 L		lost Theb Elt
February 13, 2015	/b/	Group Stage WC2015	0-2 L		Flagon's first Cup game as manager.
February 15, 2015	/po/	Group Stage WC2015	2-0 W	Emma Watson  40' Taylor Swift  57'
February 21, 2015	/ck/	Group Stage WC2015	4-2 W	Haunted Areum  17', 49' Taylor Swift  28', 39'	Bully My Dick scored an own goal during the 67th minute.
February 28, 2015	/asp/	Round of 16 WC2015	0-3 L
August 1, 2015	/cm/	Group Stage SC2015	2-1 W	Taylor Swift  52', 85'
August 7, 2015	/ck/	Group Stage SC2015	2-3 L	Emma Watson  12' Taylor Swift  40'
August 9, 2015	/m/	Group Stage SC2015	2-2 D	Emma Watson  42' Lord Taengoo  45+'
October 23, 2015	/sp/	Group Stage ABC2015	2-0 L
October 24, 2015	/cgl/	Group Stage ABC2015	2-1 L	Emma Watson  58'
October 30, 2015	/sci/	Group Stage ABC2015	3-3 D	Taylor Swift  8', 44', 90+'
November 7, 2015	/diy/	Group Stage ABC2015	2-0 W	Emma Watson  6' (pen.), 75'

Goalscorers

Player	Goals
Taylor Swift	28
Emma Watson	28
Haunted Areum	6
Celeb Threads	4
>1000x1000	2
>700x700	1
Bully My Dick	1
Lord Taengoo	1
Not /r/	1

Performance Synopses

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Before the competition started, the team already had a bad reputation due to DeAndre choosing to make one of his defenders a golden player. As if that wasn't enough, in their first three matches with their gold defender, /hr/ didn't get a single win and only scored once in their first friendly with /r9k/. Once the group stage draw was made, /hr/ was in Group B with /tv/, /o/, and /s/. Sure enough, their losing streak continued with their first group stage match as /o/ won 2-0, leading /o/'s fans to believe that this is their year. On the second match, /hr/ would not only win, but it would be a strong 4-1 win against /s/ with a Celeb Threads hat trick. Though this win gave them some hope for their next match against /tv/, it didn't matter because /tv/ would easily win the last group B match 3-0.

2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup

DrBorisG debuted against /trv/, going up 2-0 by 60 minutes. Unfortunately questionable managing and great work by /trv/ allowed them to mount an incredible comeback, winning off a goal in injury time. The next game against /ic/ had an early goal nursed along until /ic/ got aggressive late in the second half and found an equalizer. The defense managed to hold a draw and keep /hr/ alive for the final day. Thanks to another unlikely comeback by /trv/ against /ic/, /hr/ only had to win by 1 to go through to summer. At first it looked like /d/ would be resting most of their medals, assuring an easy point. An early header by goal by Vore foreshadowed the eventual result. A pair of Emma Watson goals gave /hr/ brief hope, but an answer by Haigure heralded the subbing on of medal striker Bob Sapp, after which /hr/ completely collapsed, killing their Summer chance. Overall opinion appears to be that /hr/ has improved, getting leads in every every game and keeping them exciting, but couldn't finish and still needs some work.

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Yutz started his management career for /hr/ in the Summer and Autumn friendlies to mixed results. Two wins already left him as /hr/'s best manager coming into the cup, and /hr/'s wild run would prove it. The group stages started sleepily as /hr/ barely pulled a comeback from 2 goals down against /s/. In their second game, /hr/ would get their first ever win against /tv/ on a spectacular 90+ Taylor Swift goal. While it looked like they would blow past /gif/ in the third match, the defense became porous as the team got tired, and /gif/ would find a draw on a late goal by 'Is This Real?' Thanks to a spectacular sudden surge by /tv/ against /s/ however, /hr/ would top the group and be slated to play dead (but definitely wildcard) /cgl/ in the round of 16. The win over /cgl/ turned out to be fairly in hand on a pair of goals by Taylor Swift and another by Emma Watson. In the quarter final, /hr/ would face a projected cup favorite /lgbt/. The game was a tense low scoring affair with /lgbt/ making more attacks. A late change to a very defensive formation threw /lgbt/ for a loop and caused the most spectacular own-goal of the cup by Slutty Bisexual. In the semi-final /hr/ and /fa/ went back and forth on goals. Thanks to a legendary single game performance by goalkeeper Celeb Threads, the game sat at 2-2 into extra time and eventually taking the game to Penalty Kicks. Celeb Threads simply tired out and on the 6th round of kicks, 3 Gallons Per Tit missed a required kick, sending /hr/ to the 3rd place match instead of the final. In the third place match, defensive tactics were used once again to successfully ward off /pol/'s blitzkrieg and secure a 3-0 win, 3rd place in the cup, and the Golden Glove award for Celeb Threads.

2014 4chan Winter Cup

/hr/'s first elite cup started hopefully, but was ultimately unsuccessful. In the first game, a mid half goal by new silver medal player Haunted Areum stood for the entire match, as /b/ was completely unable to find an answer. The 1-0 win seemed to promise /hr/ some future success, but the following game against /an/ tempered their hopes. An early goal by Emma Watson was avenged hard by successive goals from every /an/ medal except What Is This? leading to a final 1-3 result. Due to the /an/ dominance of the group, /hr/ still had a chance coming into the last day, as even a one goal loss would leave them ahead of /soc/ and /b/. Unfortunately, radical /soc/ tactics and a bit of >PES magic led to Feet scoring the fastest ever cup hat trick and an additional defensive spaghetti moment later gave him a double brace. Answers by Emma Watson and Taylor Swift were not enough to keep /hr/ ahead of /soc/, and they would be relegated to the 2014 spring babby cup by a single GD.

2014 4chan Spring (Mega)Babby Cup

/hr/ began the expanded spring campaign in a tense quiet affair against /o/. The lone early goal by Haunted Areum stood the entire match giving /hr/ early group points. /hr/ was somewhat lucky to find a late goal against second opponent and early group favorite /tv/ in the 4th Celebrity Derby, pulling a draw. Their third game against /vr/ was an exciting back and forth affair, only settled when a penalty kick was given to /hr/ in endgame injury time, giving them a go ahead goal. Fortunately the group position was fairly solid at that point, because chat bot dubs foretold an [s4s] win over /hr/ in the last group game. Safely in Summer, /hr/ bowed out to /u/ in a solid round of 16 performance with an Emma Watson consolation goal.

2014 4chan Summer Cup

/hr/'s greatest cup run yet started with a bang. /cgl/'s unorthodox formations and frequent changes were unable to deal with a variety of /hr/ players to the tune of 3-0 on what had otherwise been a very sleepy low scoring day for the cup. The next game against /u/ the following weekend however was more dominated by /u/'s almost unbeatable defense, handing /hr/ a 1-0 group stage loss. These games set up a climactic weekend where /hr/ faced cup giant /a/ fighting for its life. An early Emma Watson goal was enough to slay the titan with a 1-1 draw, sending /hr/ through and /a/ to its first ever babby cup. In the knockouts, /hr/ first faced a dominant looking /toy/ who true to form controlled the stat line. The only /hr/ goal in regulation was a frustrated laser beam shot from Taylor Swift, later answered by Madoka Titus and Woody on some improbable teamwork. The match went to PKs, and appeared to be lost when Emma Watson missed a kick, however this was answered with a save against You Knoe Who, and later Nubs Destiny sent a shot skyward leading to a winning sudden death kick by Astronomy. The final score was 1(8)-1(7), a win which came with Theb Elt as well as advancement. In the quarterfinal, /h/ got off to an early lead, but adjustments by /hr/ allowed for a pre-halftime equalizer by Taylor Swift and a Free kick goal later by Emma Watson put the game away 2-1. In the semifinal against /x/ the game was back and forth with impressive volleys by Emma Watson and x-Tan, but Taylor Swift was again able to put the game away later for hr, another 2-1. The luck finally ran out against the elite /mu/ in the final. Playing dadrock as their keeper as if to mock /hr/'s musical choices and only further enraged by the use of Nickleback's Photograph as a special anthem, they dominated the match 2-0, saving every /hr/ attack and proving themselves the cup's winner as well as claiming Theb Elt. Nevertheless, /hr/ has been to the final of an elite cup and decisively proven that it has the chops to play at the highest levels of 4CC competition.

2015 4chan Winter Cup

With a new manager, Flagon, /hr/ had to hope for the best in a tough group stage. The High Rollers got off to a bad start with a 2-0 loss to /b/, the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup champions. Against /po/, /hr/ was able to bounce back from their previous loss with a 2-0 win. After those two matches, it was time to do or die against /ck/, and /hr/ looked strong in a 4-2 win that got them through the group stage. Despite a win that lifted their spirits, this team soon proved to be nowhere near as good as they were in the 2014 Summer Cup. /asp/ eliminated /hr/ with an easy 3-0 win for the W/asp/s that left a lot to be desired from /hr/'s defense.

2015 4chan Summer Cup

The cup had moved to PES 2015 during the Spring season, and it was time to see whether /hr/ could adapt to the more entertaining style of play offered in this game. Group E of the Summer Cup got /hr/ in what initially seemed to be a simple group. While /ck/ was the 3rd place team in the last cup, the other two teams were /cm/, a team with a new manager, and /m/, who were still trying to find their footing in major 4chan cups. /hr/ started this cup well with a 2-1 win over /cm/, but the 3-2 loss to /ck/ left /hr/ in a delicate position. Going into their match with /m/, /hr/ had to win to be safe, and a draw would leave their fate in the hands of /cm/ and /ck/. /m/ also happened to be in a desperate situation at the time where they had to win in order to hope that would be enough for second place in the group. As such, /hr/ and /m/ were in a dogfight for survival, but they could only get 1 point out of their 2-2 draw. With 4 points in the group and a goal difference of 0, /hr/ had to pray that /cm/ didn't beat /ck/ by two goals. Shockingly, /ck/'s defense decayed and they lost 3-0 to /cm/. This result relegated /hr/ to the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.

2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

For the first time since Spring 2014, /hr/ was playing in a babby cup. Drawn into Group A, /hr/ would play against /sp/, a familar opponent in /cgl/, /sci/, and /diy/. In the opening match of Group A and the tournament, /hr/ lost 2-0 to /sp/. The following day /hr/ would face /cgl/ in the third encounter between the two teams. Unlike the prior encounters where /hr/ had beaten the Seagulls 3-1 and 3-0, /hr/ lost 2-1. After only two match days, /hr/ was on the brink of failing to advance to the knockout stage. Against /sci/, /hr/ struggled early. After only eighteen minutes the scoreline sat at 3-1 in /sci/'s favor. As the match progressed, Taylor Swift completed the hat trick and the match ended as a 3-3 draw. Despite pulling the draw, /hr/ was only on one point after three matches and unable to advance to the knockout stage. The final match of Group A saw /hr/ play against /diy/. A brace scored by Emma Watson gave /hr/ a solid 2-0 victory to end what had been a disappointing cup performance for the High Rollers.

Rivalries

/hr/ vs /tv/ - The Celebrity Derby (1-2-1)

While both boards are extremely similar in how they swoon over their favorite starlets, /hr/ and /tv/ just happen to frequently meet on the pitch as well. In the first two encounters, /tv/ slapped down an increasingly embittered /hr/, and it wasn't until the third encounter in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup that /hr/ proved it could be the superior team. In the 2014 Spring Babby Cup match, /hr/ played from a condition disadvantage, but a late low goal allowed them to pull a 1-1 draw. Future meetings are sure to be heated.

Honors

• 2012 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars: User Was Warned
• 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Third Place
• 2014 4chan Summer Cup: Runner-up