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/toy/

you knoe whose gonna win?

/toy/ - Toys

Founded

January 2012

Owner

>The People's Democratic Republic of China

IRL manager

Legendairyman !!I7Squ4GXZX7

Team colors

Chat color

996633
Color of your Customs

Ranking

39 (

18)

Highest rank

1 (June 1, 2012)

Lowest rank

39 (August 16, 2015)

Top scorer

Woody (57)

Top assister

Madoka Titus (12)

Captain

Optimus Prime

Website

/toy/ - Toys

Nickname

/toy/ Soldiers

Historic performance

27	12	18			57				47.37%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
98	79	+19

Biggest win
/toy/	5–0	/pol/
February 10, 2013

Biggest defeat
/toy/	0–4	/d/
March 21, 2012

First match
/toy/	1–2	/f/
February 26th, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	(First in )
Best result	,
Babby Cup
Appearances	(First in )
Best result	,

Team music

Anthem

Extreme - Play With Me (start at :13 seconds please)

Goal horn	Stan Bush - The Touch
Alternate goal horn	Madoka - Ante Up (When Madoka Scores, please start the song at :18 seconds)

Kits

Home kit

Founded shortly after the controversial 2012 Winter Cup, /toy/ was molded for success. The Chinese Government "hired" hundreds of 12 year old workers to put together winning group of athletes. /toy/'s recent success has been a shock to many throughout the football world, and as their star continues to rise they set their light-piped gaze on even greater glory.

Introduction

/toy/ has done badly in friendly matches, where their manager is sidelined for the most part. However, in the 2012 Spring Babby Cup, /toy/ was very impressive. They came in second in their group with two wins and a draw, coming in second to /cgl/ on goal differential. However, a rematch against the Seagills saw /toy/ move forward and qualify after a memorable 4-4 match going to penalties. Sadly, /toy/ lost to /d/, and their Babby Cup Cinderella story was cut short. They did qualify for the 2012 Summer Cup, where they hoped to improve even more after hiring a manager.

After more disappointment in friendly matches, the 2012 4Chan Summer Cup has seen /toy/ gain some respect as a football association. After topping their group with 2 Wins and a Draw, similar to their performance in the Babby Cup, they received a bye in the Knockout Round, being the third highest seed, automatically advancing to the Quarterfinals. /toy/'s run would again end early, losing to cup champions /sp/ in the semi finals. /toy/ was named Underdog of the Year for their performance, and top scorer Woody tied for 3rd in the Golden Boot competition with /sp/'s Messi, both having 9 goals. Following the return of manager Tinker/toy/ after a short hiatus, /toy/ came in second in the 2013 Winter Cup, with Woody and Madoka Titus tying for the Golden Boot with 9 goals a piece. /toy/ looked forward to the next major Cup event, with glowing light piped eyes.

However, 2013 4chan Summer Cup, /toy/ performed poorly in the first two group stage matches, with a 2-0 loss against /mu/, and a 1-1 draw against an unmanaged /x/. Tinker/toy/ had gone mad stating in the 4chan cup IRC that he was throwing the game against /x/. Despite a huge window of opportunity being opened after /x/'s 4-1 loss to /mu/, Tinker would switch all the players out before the fateful encounter with /c/, including the medal players. Kinder Eggs, an AMF, was /toy/'s goalkeeper for this match. The match that followed was an awful 0-0 draw that guaranteed /toy/'s relegation.

It didn't take long for /toy/ to redeem themselves in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. They got a comeback win against /vg/ to win 3-2, disappointingly lost to /fa/ 0-2, and then Woody unleashed his touch and got a hat-trick to beat /e/ 3-1. They finished second in their group with 6 points, right after /fa/. They started out in the knockouts against /adv/, winning 2-0. They quickly went on to get a 2-0 lead against /gd/, but they got a consolation goal in the dying minutes of the 2nd half to finish it 2-1. A Madoka Titus hat-trick and 2 assists lead /toy/ to the finals after beating /pol/ 5-3. In the finals, it was a rematch of the Group B match between /toy/-/fa/. This time, the scoreline was flipped 2-0 in favour of /toy/, earning them their first ever cup. DawgamusPrime now leads the team to the Winter Cup to get revenge for what happened last time.

/toy/ came into the 2014 4chan Winter Cup strong and confident after two friendly wins, 1-0 over /m/ and 3-0 over /mlp/. They got drawn into the group of death with /h/, /y/, and /co/. It didn't take long to get a 2-1 win over /h/ which gave them an upper hand advantage. A very tense and close match against /co/ got /toy/ 1-0 early on, but resulted 1-2 because of some Ham Hands spaghetti. The match against /y/ was clearly one-sided, but Yaranaika scored late on and crashed the game, seeing Boris ATTEMPT to rig, despite failing to do so miserably, eventually ending 2-2. They went into the round of 16 against the only team to not concede a single goal in the group stages, /gif/, which ended 1-0. In one of the most hype quarter-finals, /toy/ went up 2-0, and then gave up the lead eventually going 2-4 down. Everybody fought back with everything to redeem themselves, but to no avail; it ended 3-4 in a very sad /toy/ loss.

The 2014 4chan Summer Cup was the cup for /toy/ to win, with almost all of the elite teams gone. They came out of the gate slow, going 0-1 down to /tg/, but came back to win 2-1. Their second match was against /gif/ and debuted the /toy/ stadium, having Woody and Madoka Titus score to end the result 2-1. With two wins, /toy/ was confirmed in the round of 16, so the game against /po/ wasn't important, so the match was boring and the result was 0-0. With 7 points (2 wins, 1 draw), /toy/ looked superior to their opponents, /hr/, /hr/ prevailed and despite being dominated in stats, went to penalties. Although /hr/ missed the first penalty, You Knoe Who missed the most crucial penalty that could've sent /toy/ through. Sadly, it wasn't meant to be and /toy/ missed another penalty to go out early in the round of 16.

With a new manager, /toy/ was looking forward to the 2015 4chan Winter Cup where they were drawn against familiar foes /jp/, /h/ and /wg/. /toy/ started with a fantastic 2-0 win against /jp/, however, /toy/'s offense lost steam with Woody and Madoka refusing to play the ball forward in their next two games, losing 0-2 against /h/ and drawing 0-0 against /wg/. Although /toy/ did not advance past the group stages, thanks to some rigging and manager drama, /toy/ managed to take the 16th place spot and will play in the 2015 4chan Summer Cup.

Many doubted /toy/ in the lead-up to the 2015 4chan Summer Cup, mainly due to the fact that they were originally supposed to play in the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup. However, many of these doubts were stopped after /toy/'s group draw was revealed, featuring now-top team /s/, yo-yo /n/, and a team considered one of the worst teams at the time, /soc/. Many expected /toy/ to come second place in the group, ahead of /n/ and /soc/, and this expectation continued into the cup itself. /toy/'s first match started as expected as Woody gave /toy/ a 1-0 lead against /soc/, but /soc/ took control quickly and scored 4 goals afterwards to hand /toy/ one of its worst losses, 1-4 to /soc/. /toy/'s next match against /s/ was not much better, featuring two blown leads (1-0 and 2-1) as well as two stoppage time goals on /s/'s side, leading to a 3-5 loss and almost certain elimination. While /toy/ could still technically advance on a win over /n/ and /s/ winning their next match, this was very unlikely, and despite /toy/ showing their best form in the whole cup against /n/, /n/ goalkeeper Airport General saved almost every /toy/ shot, and soulless play from /n/ otherwise led to a 0-0 draw. With -5 GD and one measly point from three matches, /toy/ is now scheduled to play in the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup after the worst performance in their entire history.

Data

Team & Faces

OFFICIAL SQUAD AND FORMATIONS (2015 4chan Summer Cup): https://mega.co.nz/#!DVZCVQwA!vohq9mVY15Hdn8MBNJTAetV7d5n3hT1C001f3o8DuLc (Red Heights)

Aesthetics (2015 4chan Summer Cup) https://mega.co.nz/#!aBoiGJiC!t0naEpYEs4rNAu_dxNjsz4WgEdkTqLX8sWjenSOg2tg

Current Chants: http://www.mediafire.com/download/5zy750htt5xhtup/
>implying chants are still a thing

Music

Anthem: Play With Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=475g0fZNywU ,Start at :13 seconds

Main Goalhorn: The Touch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764

Goalhorn for Madoka Titus: Ante Up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPwF6YTLLuc&t=18s ,Start at :18 seconds

Goalhorn for Optimus Prime: Transformers Theme by Lion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOhnKIVLzOw ,Start at :10 Seconds

Victory Anthem: Dare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9t6IqYtccs

Players

Main Article: /toy/ Roster

No.

Position

Player

10

	GK

Ham Hands

19

	CB

Drossel

59

	CB

Orange Transparent Chainsaw

20

	CB

Skeleton Army

71

	CB

Shelfwarmer

14

	DMF

My Nugga

82

	AMF

Kinder Eggs

84

	LMF

Optimus Prime

45

	RMF

Matty

11

	SS

Madoka Titus

95

	CF

Woody

No.

Position

Player

81

	GK

Donkey Kong

64

	GK

Detolf Shelves

23

	CB

Saber Miku

49

	CB

Ded Line

5

	CB

Nubs Destiny

15

	CB

Kopaka

7

	DMF

Danbo

13

	DMF

Rapedog

66

	DMF

African Bugman

58

	AMF

You knoe who?

4

	AMF

Space Godzilla

3

	AMF

Professor Layton

Polls

/toy/ 2015 Roster Poll Results

Statistics

For complete match history see /toy/ Match History.

Official Matches

As a consequence of the Dragongate controversy, a number of results have been vacated or altered. Those matches marked in Gray have been voided. The /trv/-/toy/ match was voided because of rigging.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result
February 26, 2012	/f/	Friendlies SpBC2012	1 - 2
March 4, 2012	/b/	Friendlies SpBC2012	2 - 2
March 11, 2012	/tg/	Friendlies SpBC2012	2 - 3
March 23, 2012	/vp/	Group Stage SpBC2012	2 - 0
March 24, 2012	/cgl/	Group Stage SpBC2012	1 - 1
March 25, 2012	/s/	Group Stage SpBC2012	1 - 0
March 31, 2012	/cgl/	Qualifier SpBC2012	4 - 4 (5-4 on penalties)
March 31, 2012	/d/	Quarter-Finals SpBC2012	0 - 4
April 21, 2012	/diy/	Friendlies SuC2012	1 - 0
May 5, 2012	/v/	Friendlies SuC2012	1 - 2
June 9, 2012	/m/	Friendlies SuC2012	1 - 2
June 13, 2012	/3/	Group Stage SuC2012	2 - 0
June 14, 2012	/v/	Group Stage SuC2012	2 - 2
June 15, 2012	/tg/	Group Stage SuC2012	3 - 2
June 15, 2012	/n/	Quarter-Finals SuC2012	4 - 1
June 15, 2012	/sp/	Semi-FInals SuC2012	1 - 2
June 15, 2012	/m/	Third Place SuC2012	0 - 4
September 8, 2012	/o/	Friendlies AuBC2012	3 - 2
September 15, 2012	/mlp/	Friendlies AuBC2012	1 - 2
September 30, 2012	/soc/	Friendlies AuBC2012	0 - 1
December 22, 2012	/a/	Friendlies WiC2013	2 - 0
February 8, 2013	/soc/	Group Stage WiC2013	5 - 2
February 10, 2013	/pol/	Group Stage WiC2013	5 - 0
February 16, 2013	/h/	Group Stage WiC2013	1 - 1
February 23, 2013	/jp/	Round of 16 WiC2013	4 - 0
February 24, 2013	/wg/	Quarter-Finals WiC2013	3 - 1
February 24, 2013	/cm/	Semi-Finals WiC2013	4 - 2
February 24, 2013	/sp/	Final WiC2013	2 - 3
April 7, 2013	/pol/	Friendlies SpBC2013	2 - 1
April 13, 2013	/u/	Friendlies SpBC2013	1 - 1
July 13, 2013	/m/	Friendlies SuC2013	2 - 0
July 21, 2013	/sp/	Friendlies SuC2013	1 - 1
August 16, 2013	/mu/	Group Stage SuC2013	0 - 2
August 18, 2013	/x/	Group Stage SuC2013	1 - 1
August 24, 2013	/c/	Group Stage SuC2013	0 - 0
September 29, 2013	/s/	Friendlies AuBC2013	1 - 3
October 5, 2013	/tg/	Friendlies AuBC2013	3 - 1
November 15, 2013	/vg/	Group Stage AuBC2013	3 - 2
November 17, 2013	/fa/	Group Stage AuBC2013	0 - 2
November 23, 2013	/e/	Group Stage AuBC2013	3 - 1
November 30, 2013	/adv/	Round of 16 AuBC2013	2 - 0
December 1, 2013	/gd/	Quarter-finals AuBC2013	2 - 1
December 1, 2013	/pol/	Semi-finals AuBC2013	5 - 3
December 1, 2013	/fa/	Final AuBC2013	2 - 0
January 11, 2014	/m/	Friendlies WiC2014	1 - 0
January 25, 2014	/mlp/	Friendlies WiC2014	3 - 0
February 14, 2014	/h/	Group Stage WiC2014	2 - 1
February 16, 2014	/co/	Group Stage WiC2014	1 - 2
February 22, 2014	/y/	Group Stage WiC2014	2 - 2
March 1, 2014	/gif/	Round of 16 WiC2014	1 - 0
March 2, 2014	/a/	Quarter-finals WiC2014	3 - 4
May 31, 2014	/trv/	Friendlies SuC2014	1 - 2
June 6, 2014	/pol/	Friendlies SuC2014	1 - 0
July 19, 2014	/tg/	Group Stage SuC2014	2 - 1
July 25, 2014	/gif/	Group Stage SuC2014	2 - 0
July 27, 2014	/po/	Group Stage SuC2014	0 - 0
August 2, 2014	/hr/	Round of 16 SuC2014	1 - 1 (7-8 on penalties)
February 13, 2015	/jp/	Group Stage WiC2015	2 - 0
February 15, 2015	/h/	Group Stage WiC2015	0 - 2
February 21, 2015	/wg/	Group Stage WiC2015	0 - 0
August 1, 2015	/soc/	Group Stage SuC2015	1 - 4
August 7, 2015	/s/	Group Stage SuC2015	3 - 5
August 9, 2015	/n/	Group Stage SuC2015	0 - 0

Invitationals and Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result
December 25, 2012	/o/	2012 Christmas Cup	3 - 0
March 16, 2013	/wg/	Cup Finalists Cup	3 - 2
March 16, 2013	/sp/	Cup Finalists Cup	2 - 1
March 16, 2013	/3/	Cup Finalists Cup	3 - 0
March 22, 2014	/h/	Tottoric Up 2	3 - 1
March 22, 2014	/v/	Tottoric Up 2	1 - 3
March 22, 2014	/co/	Tottoric Up 2	3 - 0
Janurary 16, 2015	/tg/	Unofficial Friendlies WiC2015	0 - 4
February 27, 2015	/b/	2015 Winter Loser Ball	1 - 2
February 27, 2015	/t/	2015 Winter Loser Ball	1 - 2
February 27, 2015	/g/	2015 Winter Loser Ball Final	1 - 0
July 11, 2015	/m/	Unofficial Friendlies SuC2015	2 - 2
July 18, 2015	/a/	Unofficial Friendlies SuC2015	1 - 2
July 25, 2015	/m/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	1 - 3
July 25, 2015	/tg/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	2 - 2
July 25, 2015	/co/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	1 - 2
July 26, 2015	/m/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	1 - 1
July 26, 2015	/tg/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	4 - 2
July 26, 2015	/co/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	4 - 1
July 26, 2015	/tg/	FLGS Cup II Third Place Match	1 - 4
August 22, 2015	/wg/	Lark's Madness	2 - 2 (8–9 PK)
August 23, 2015	/wsg/	Lark's Madness	2 - 1

Player Stats

UPDATED AUGUST 25th 2015

Player Name	Total Goals (Invitationals)
Woody	57(19)
Madoka Titus	30(14)
Matty	9(3)
Optimus Prime	8(4)
Kinder Eggs	5
You knoe who?	2
My Nugga	0(1)

Player Name	Hat Tricks (Invitationals)
Woody	4(1)
Madoka Titus	3

Player Name	Total Assists (Invitationals) started 9/29/13
Madoka Titus	13(4)
Optimus Prime	7(7)
You knoe who?	6
Matty	4(5)
Woody	4(10)
Kinder Eggs	2(2)
My Nugga	1
O.T. Chainsaw	1
Drossel	0(1)

Total Team Goals (Invitationals included): 113(154)
Total Goals Against (Invitationals included): 88(114)
Team Record in Cup Games: 22-9-10
Team Record in Friendlies: 9-3-8
Team Record in Invitationals: 13-3-6

Rivalries

/sp/

/toy/ has faced /sp/ in the Cup Series a couple of times. Each time they meet it has been a very close game which either team could win, and the winner has gone on to win the Cup. Their most recent meeting in the Finals of the 2013 Winter Cup may go down as one of the greatest cup games of all time. These boards are almost neighbors on 4chan, and yet miles apart in personality, and when they meet it is a clash of the titans.

/m/ - "Mecha Madness"

/m/ and /toy/ are as close as a brother and sister in West Virginia. The showdown of Transformers and Gundam has exactly 0 anticipation, but these dorks want to see it happen.

/v/ - "/v/ pls go"

/toy/ was a peaceful, insular little board for a very long time. Then, one fateful day, two figmas changed everything. Link and Samus, highly articulated, very good looking figures were released, and like a tsunami they came. The /v/tards. Complaints about shipping, prices, fragile figures, questions about how and where to buy figures. Loyal /toy/ soldiers fought back against the onslaught of idiots, and the day was won, but /toy/ must remain ever vigilant in the face of vidya figmas. It can and will happen again.

/mlp/ - "Hasbrowl"

Friendship may be magic, but not the kind of friendship /mlp/ brings to the table. /toy/ would much rather stick to generation 1 ponies and let mlp:fim cancer stay in its respective board.

/s/ - "sex-toy"

There has not been much of a background relationship between /s/ and /toy/. Although, we do know that when they meet eachother, the famous scoreboard shines in everybody's eyes, sex vs. toy.

Honors

Team Awards

2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Tied for 8th Place
2012 4chan Summer Cup: 4th Place, Underdog of the Tournament
2013 4chan Winter Cup: 2nd Place, Best Goal, Team of the Tournament
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: 1st Place, Bandwagoner's Choice, Team of the Tournament
2014 4chan Winter Cup: 5th Place
2014 4chan Summer Cup: 9th Place
Cup Finalists Cup: Champions
Tottoric Up 2: 3rd Place

Individual Awards

Woody:

Golden Boot 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Golden Ball 2013 4chan Winter Cup

Madoka:

Golden Boot 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Golden Ball 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Ham Hands:

Golden Glove 2013 4chan Winter Cup

Awards

2012 Summer Underdog	2013 Winter Best Goal	2013 Winter Team of the Tournament

/toy/ soldier Fanart and Images

/toy/ advertisement
/toy/ logo art
/toy/ movie production, slated for release when /o/ win da Summerc up.

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